THE KENTUCKY KERNEL TTERS" AtGVST VOLUME OF MAGAZINE IS OUT SUH UNIVERSITY LEXINGTON, Xtflll VAfp t A AT R A ruvmxi I Injured SQUAD WILL START -- Athletic Calendars Dr. and Mrs. Wellington Patrick, Men Will Report to of Lexington, were injured in an autoOpening Coach Gamage mobile accident noar "Mexico, Mo;., Day last week, according to word received here, when the car in which they were returning home from a visit to Mrs. WILL BE FIRST YEAR ON VARSITYiFOR MOST MEN Patrick's mother and sister in and Mo., skidded off the road Face Tough Schedule; Line Will was wrecked. Dr. and Mrs. Patrick were taken Make(or Break to a hospital in Mexico where their ' Team injuries were dressed. Both were bruised about the face and head. Mrs. Although most of us are still too Patrick, who was bruised considerbusy swatting: Iflies and worrying ably, is still in the hospital. They are about'how tSikeep cool to think about expected to return to Lexington next any preparations for next fall or win-te- Monday. Harr'yGamsge, coach of the UniDr. Patrick is director of the extenversity football .team, spends all his sion department of the University, time theee days; laying plans and secretary of the local chapter of the "werkisg on preparations which will Izaak Whlton League of America, determine the success or defeat of and secretary of the Lexington llf a, w-j:- ' -- the University chapter of Alpha Delta Sigma, national advertising fra- ternity, the privilege of putting out the football, basketball and baseball blotters this year according to an announcement made this week by S. A. "Daddy" Boles, athletic director. The blotters are put out each year and are distributed free to all students. It is the size of the regular desk blotter and besides advertisements of the merchants In the city contains a complete schedule of the games which the University teams play during the year. The football blotter will be dis tributed about September 12 to fra- ternities and sororities and the dor-- ! mitories. Students wanting desk blotters may calls at The Kernel office for them at that time. imJIH r, . Kri. sxr fall. when he calls the squad together en thefmorning of September 3 for their drill Mr. Gamage will feejfaced with 35 play- tkree-foBricrs of whom will be their fttet year on the var- silv. udniin ue very iraiuuisut , akMrt. the prefects of Kentucky's eleven. But itwill take some hard o To Issue Calendars The athletic department has given e' Shel-bin- 0 Alpha Delta Sigma Advertising Fraternity to Have Charge of Putting Out of Couple Are Badly Bruised When Car Skids Off Road Near Mexico, Missouri PRACTICE SEPT. 3 Thirty-Fiv- NUMBER KY, AUGUST 10, 1928 DEAN OF MEN in Wreck FINAL EXAMINATIONS ARE AUGUSST 18 KENTUCKY -- Dr. and Mrs. Patrick 1 OF ONE MORE WEEK Club. Although PROFESSORS TO GO TWO MEMBERS OF FACULTY RESIGN ON EXPEDITION u Dr. Funkhouser and Prof. Webb Will Excavate Supposed Indian Mounds in Todd County in Search of Relics. McVey Announces President Withdrawal of Dr. J. E. Rush 'wark, for they wnll face the toughest and Mr. D. S. Ross, Both of schedule whfeWWildcat teams for Hygiene Department. the past ten have had to face. 3ys DEAN OUTLINES ACTIVITIES FOR FRESHMAN WEEK Event Begins September 18 and Continues for Five Days FIRST YEAR STUDENTS REQUIRED TO ATTEND Program Consists of Examinations and Lectures by Faculty Members Freshman week will begin at the University on September 13 and will continue for five days, according to an outlined program which will include physical examination, registration, location of rooms, entrance examinations, and other forms of training which will familiarize the students with University life, according to an announcement made this week by Prof. C. R. Melcher, dean of men. Attendance is compulsory. All freshmen must report at 9 o'clock on the opening day, the women at White hall and the men at the Men's gymnasium, where they will be divided into sections and given headquarters for the week. They will be under the direction of faculty and student leaders who will instruct them in the program. Beginning the second day and continuing for the remainder of the week, lectures will be given on the organization, the marking system, learning how to study and University rules and regulations. The regular time for freshman classification is Monday, September 17, from 8 to 12 o'clock. All freshmen are required to attend freshman week activities and those reporting late are subject to an extra, fee. The faculty committee in charge of freshman week includes Prof. J. E. Adams, Sarah Blanding, Prof. W. E. Freeman, Prof. E. J. Horlacher and Dr. W. D. Funkhouser, dean of the Graduate School and professor of zoology, and Prof. W. S. Webb., head of the physics department of the University, will leave August 20 for their annual summer exploring trip to excavate Indian mounds and search for Indian relics. This summer they plan to worki in Todd county close to the Tennessee line. Dr. Funkhouser and Prof. Webb, in passing through the region some time ago, observed what they believed to be a large number of Indian mounds and permission from county authorities has been secured to excavate Dean Melcher. TT:e!f,r f WWc. there. Dr. Funkhouser believes that IV1. nU DEAN C. R. MELCHER these mounds may prove to contain burgh, and holds degrees of S. B., School Officials evidences of a people who possessed a C. P. H. and M. D. Another member of the faculty who ' is good at the University. fessor of ancient and modern lan- very rare culture, traces of which Will Convene Dr. Rush jhad been employed as is "on the job" for the summer ses- Dean Melcher was born in Vevay, guages at Hanover College. In 1907 have been reported found in Tennesinstructor of biology and public health KenC. K. Melcher, of John April 7, of see and states farther south but University High Scheel Will Be at the Massachusetts Institute of sion isMelcher's office isdean the men. Ind., Elizabeth 18G3, the son 1885 he he came to the University of on In Melcher. tucky. first and which has not yet been .discovered in Technology, instructor of bacteriol- Dean Host to 30 Counties at Melcher is chairman of chapel Kentucky. University of Wisconsin at floor of the Administrative building. was graduated from Hanover College ogy at the Dean Conference open all day and he in-- 1 with an A. B. degree. During the His office is "This culture," Dr. Funkhouser chairman of student social Madison, Wis., assistant professor of exercises, a" varsity schedule. biology and public health at the Car vites all men students to bring thejr year following his graduation from affairs, member of the student counuys, .a Uuihwhi oy mounus The University High School will be Coach GamtiKp does not expect to Hanover he served as principal of the cil, member of the rules committee, wiat contain ounai piw in wnicn anu .. problems to him. inej, to members' and of- JM74 sua. a Jiard" time finding men - to neEe insuune oi lecnnoiogy Twenty years ago Dean Melcher high school in Vevay, the city of his . v" .. sistntii-- . nrnfpssor and in eharere of u the committee of scholarship and at uuu.C3 w creiuateu of high Schools rf 3 .KeHlBCky n.iw li a. iii iprr nv trlllatlnp i sanitary engineering at the Carnegie came to the University as instruc- - birth. In 1886 he went abroad toJ tendance;. Ihe. preserved ih urns V.Hdrats'kuitfySar, although the qual- counties who will meet in Lexingtoa, ' During I study, attending tlje, .umverUieSf . tor of modern languages. In order to excavate this type of Saturday, August 25, for a high mmee, anu ui uie sucuu nygiene comwil be a big Institute prevjous tocoming hereiv S. 'twntyZS:aarReofierYiceVno:Jia8Muriic tjirefi yeavs s He is a .fellow of the American mound it will be necessary to re school conference mder the supermittee. Among the - til the team gets under r advanced from the position of teach later returned to accept the positiaA of which he is a member move all dirt from the base and make vision of the state department of edr f . tff the master coach will Public Health Association and also of er through that of assistant profes of superintendent, of schools at Kentucky Academy of Sci- excavations below the sides of th ucation. Carey Spicer, the American Medical Association. Treiber, , Ky., and served in that ca- are the Mr. D. S. Ross, sor, associate professor, professor, UniThe resignation of mounds, Drt Funkhouser says. Tony Gentile, with Six other similar conferences will finally to the position of dean of pacity until 1895 when he decided to ence, Educational Association of L also of the hygiene department, was and According to Dr. Funkhouser some be held throughout the state during versity Professors, the Modern LanT.ne first two .named being the best made known at the same time by men, serving under four executives attend the University of Louisville. mounds are from 20 to 30 feet the period of August 21 to August '30, of America, and Although these He was graduated from that institu- guage Association the Deans of Men, of the and it will be necessary to embets. Treiber has been training like President McVey. Mr. Ross has been of the University. high, Conference of the state authorities have announced. a Trojan since he made his appear-onc- e employed at the University for the years of rapid movement by the Uni- tion with the degree of LL. B. and thewhich he is president. ploy men with teams of horses to do of The visiting educators will hear J. for spring football last year and last three years as hygiene instructor. versity have imposed new and in- attended the University of Chicago the work. B. Holloway, supervisor of secondary 1900-0Dean Melcher is a member of the During the assails. Mr. Ross was undergraduate assis creased duties on Dean Melcher, he during the years schools, speak on "Suggestions on the Depends on Dees Massachusetts Institute of has never been too busy to be a friend years that followed Mr. Melcher was Presbyterian church, of Delta Tau Technique of Teaching." Mark Good Gets Captain Clair Dees, provided one of ,j jantw the and later assistant m- - of the students, interested in all their principal of Reynolds Presbyterian Delta social' fraternity, and of the Technology ; win will deliver an address on "Ira- i, ihe sophomore I centers doesn t come 'structor there before coming to the activities, and a promoter of all that Academy, at Albany. Texas, and pro Masonic lodge. ''provements of Teaching," and anoth tlirOUgll, Will .Be ucjjuiucu university, ne noma a d. oo; tfe? ucK.w er on "Supervision by the Principal." fim Bates College, Louistown, Me. Former Wildcat Star Accepts The following counties will be repChicago Give Doctor Noe Thieves Position With Ashland Clair weighs 190 resented at the conference here: Ancapably. of it High School derson, Bath, Bourbon, Boyle, Casey, Campus Book On Simple pounds- - Pete Drury, ot Lxingion, Franklin, tipping the scales at around 200, Game McVey Paul JJenkins, of Louisville, who Clinton, Fayette, Fleming, Jessamine, Of Lions Club Goods Amounting to Approxi Garrard, Harrison, Henry, should have little trouble making the was graduated from the University Lincoln, Madison, Mas6fl, Menifee, jrade on the other side of the line. 35U Are mately Railway Team Dr. J. T. C. Noe, poet laureate of Dr. Frank L. McVey, president of in June with the class of 1928, has Mercer, McCreary, Morgan, Mont'There are also "Bull" Brown, from Defeats Southern Taken and Stands in Line for the University, was the guest of hon been appointed football and track gomery, Nicholas, Pulaski, Robertson, Kentucky and professor of education given League Honors coach Ashland high school for next Rockcastle, Russell, Scott, Shelby, ft lot Evansviue; urvai xowacK, raua, at the University, entertained the The Campus book store, iocated in or at a luncheon he left him on the year, at was Chicago by Saturday before announced this week by Wayne and Woodford. it J ill., who will come in for their share Lexington Lions club at its weekly the Men's gymnasium, was broken the alumni of the University who live James Anderson, head coach of AshIn what proved to be one of the ot 8e vvock ui uiumc. into Tuesday night and goods there., Dr. McVey taught at the at the Lafayette amounting thp xrention of Tom Wal- - most skillfully played games of the luncheon-meetin- g With land teams. to approximately $350 Chicago University summer session. O. B. inexperienced Jenkins was an outstanding athlete rten will make summer, the Men's Dormitory dia- hotel Wednesday. were taken. According to a report University alumni who attended in football and basketball during his for the guard positions. mond baseball team defeated the tttoir bds Dr. Noe spoke on the sound and made to the police, the thieves took Candidates include Joe Thompson, Southern Railway team on Stoll Field simple philosophies of life which he $300 worth of fountain pens,six box the luncheon were: J. W. Carnahan college career, .winning letters in both Univ. '90, V. R. Allen '97, E. C. Wurtele '03, fields. He was a unanimous choice "Happy' Forquer, Max Colker, E. L. Tuesday afternoon by the score of es of candy, $1.75 in pennies, a brief C. H. Gullion '04, Max W. Powell '05, The Southern team at present said were, "respect otfier people's jobs Rilr, Henry Hayne, J. W. Chapman case worth $9 and some pencils, mints F. M. Lawson '07, W. J. Dean '08, R. for an one season. basketball team Riley and For-- ? lis tied for the championship of the and rights, be interested in your own Dr. Oscar Bernard Jesness, of the during Last year he and A W. Lowry. and chewing gum. H. Guerrant '08, M. J. Frankel '10, played quarterback on the Wildcat College of Agriculture of the Univerquer weigh 200 pounds and the fact City Twilight League, and the Dormi work, be happy in your life and life Entrance to the building was gain A. H. Colbert '13, C. H. D. Osborn '13, football team and distinguished him- sity, has accepted an appointment as that they did yeoman service on the tory aggregation has proven to be work and cultivate the love of read- ed by reaching through1 a broken Kitten eleven last fall will ma'ke them the strongest outfit in the city, by ing which will prove a source of great glass in a window and turning a lock. J. R. Watkins '15, W, F. Woodson '14, self in many of the most important chief of farm management and agri' Wolfe '10, S M. Spears '22; L. games on the Blue and White sched cultural economics, recently combined the favorites to cop the varsity berths winning all of its eleven. games play happiness." This is the third of a series of cal Julius He interspersed his remarks on ed this season most of which have R. Burroughs '24, S. M. Cassidy '25, ule. Before entering the University into a single division, of the Univerthifc season Lauderdale, Fla., been with some of the strongest con- - these subjects with several original amities that the book store has mejt D. S. Sample '25, and H. P. Ramey. ?;uii Allen, of Ft. Jenkins was a star athlete at the sity of Minnesota. He succeeds Dr. with during the summer. It was the Manual Training high John D. Black, who resigned to acsems the oest oet ior we cemer jou. tenuers ior me cuy uiamona ball poems, including the familiar and victim of two floods during the early There are .85 alumni of the Univer- Louisville cept a position at Harvard. popular "Tip Sams." school. Len Miller has decided that his set of championship. ' part of the season, the loss from the sity residing in Chicago. .Dr. Jesness, who was head of the bad knees won't allow him to do jus first flood being considerably more department of markets and rural finaloe to a backfield job, ana he is going than the loss from the second inunda. make a try for a berth in the mid ance of the experiment station, had tion. been at the University since 1920 but A? of the line. Miller is a heady ball a year ago was granted a leave of &tyer and with good luck he may be absence bysthe board of trustees to the rlgh boy for the job which carries study at the University of Minnesota. quite a bit of responsibility. . Two Day Dr. Jesness was born at Morris, Portwood Better Than Ever Minn., in 1889, and was reared on a Course Alfred Portwood, Midway's quart ling and (By Martin R. Glenn) There are many ways of travel by his "mates," as only one man is reacross Stoll farm near that place. He received on the gridiron, will of nitroglycerine field daily in an effort to put them- the degree of bachelor of science at Seventeen teachers of vocational bo back for his final filing with the which one may encircle the globe but quired on vessels carrying 50 or less August is usually the warmest in their total crew. On the S. S. Wil agriculture Wildcat and, like Man o' War run- - one of the most interesting in central Kentucky month of the year and August, 1928 selves in the peak of physical condi the University of Minnesota in 1912 ning against selling platers, he's a itable ways is to be employed and re- liam H. Doheny the crew numbered schools, eleven of them accompanied is running true to form. The humid- tion so that they will be "rairin to and was an assistant in the College of go when Coach damage sounds the Agriculture there in 1914 and 1915, ceive a stipend. Travel is a great less than 50 and only one operator by student judging teams, took a 100 to 1 shot to win a job in the ity is so great that we who are tryIn spring practice Al was a education and few realize this more was required. That being the case two day course in livestock judging ing to capture the elusive bubble call for the initial workout next doing graduate work in economics. In 1915 he joined the bureau of marvoritabie whirlwind, a much better than Lee R. Penn, of Lexington, a the operator's time is so proportioned at the experiment station of the Uni- knowledge cannot study or pause to month. It is this courage and fighting spir- kets of the United States department broken field runner, a much harder graduate of the College of Engineer that all the weather reports, time sig versity on Monday and Tuesday of think without picturing a mirdge of hydrographic information, press this week. it that is expected to carry the Wild- of agriculture and in 1920 came here. runnel than was the case last fall. Al ing in the class of '27. Mr. Penn has nals, shady valleys, babbling brooks and the most successful He will begin his new duties SepG. Ivan Barnes, state director of cool drinks. The mercury approaches cats through i is as co3 a line plunger as one will just returned from the "briny deep" dispatches and stock market reports McElroy, on the steamship William H. Doheny, can be received and still allow ample vocational agriculture at fiiid anywhere, and with Frankfort, the apex of the thermometer tube; season that a Kentucky team has ex- tember 1. The operator must perienced for several years. The big when two yards of the Pan American Petroleum and time for rest. S .good t or two yards F. G. Burd, of the same depart- celluloid collars lose their dignified possible and Company, Gamage ie neled, in the backfield, selecting Transport board this New York City. gather all the information anu ap- ment, were in general charge of the appearance and become crumpled Kentucky team may no't annex any While on boat Penn was about wrecks, direlecks, this season but it will annex the to Will let his worries divert visitors. The purpose of the course masses of and camphor, titles reputation of being the hardest fightand another halfback, employed by the Radio Marine Cor- proaching storms, but this is such an was to give high school teachers lesHolds a fluarter-bac- k and our blood literally boils at the ing aggregation of Wildcats that ever will be given a chance to show poration of America as radio opera- easy routine that very little time is sons in training judging teams, or very mention of football. stepped on a football field. ware at quarter, while the other tor and he has been kind enough to required. The press dispatches are the teams themselves, in preparation his But not so with those gridiron For years Kentucky has placed a r j&ition is a toss-u- p between four or relate some of his experiences which gathered from many different sources for the state-wid- e judging contest to to very light team on the field and each The University chapter of Kappa 4 c nier, notably Will Ed Coyington, may prove of interest to Kernel read- and then compiled at the end of each be held at the Kentucky State Fair in gladiators who are determined win a place on the varsity eleven this year she has born the brunt of de- Delta Pi, national honorary educaday and distributed to the dining the fall. The best beef cattle judging 'Swede' Johnson, Warner Ford and ers. fall and place Kentucky on the ath- feat after defeat. But she did so tional fraternity, held initiation servcrew The S. S. William H. Doheny is a rooms where the members of the Juke fiienston. team will win a free trip to the AmerWill E1 Covington will be depended very large "gas tanker" engaged in may read them. Some of these news ican Royal Livestock Exposition in letic map. The rise of the mercury in true Kentucky style. This year, ices for fourteen candidates last goes unheeded by them and celluloid however, the team is much heavier Thursday afternoon at the Lafayette and domestic cargoes, more items are taken from the air in tele Kansas City, Mo., and the foreign on to do the punting, although best dairy who has been trying his toe for specifically carrying naptha and gas- graphic code and others are verbal cattle judging team a trip to the Na- collars are the least of their worries and it is certain that we will not suf- hotel at the conclusion of the summer oline, better known to the men on via some radio broadcasting station tional Dairy Exposition in Memphis, Their blood boils at the mention of fer the usual number of humiliations session luncheon. quit a while, may come through. football but the heat supply is de of former days. A group of smashJ. S. Mitchell, president of the local board as "static hell" because of the which may be near the steamer's loca Tenn. A fall list of candidates follows: rived from a different source from inflamable qualities of such a cargo. tion. Ends Profs. E. S. Good, Fordyce Ely, E. that which causes our blood to reach ing, crashing, fighting Wildcats with chapter, was in charge of the servmore nerve and courage than Tom ices, assisted by Miss Hazel Chatfield, Naptha is carried principally to our It is the practice among the Amer- J. Wilford. W. J. Harris and Harold Weight Home Town ivme To them Heeney, will be Kentucky's contribu- A. W. Glasgow, J. T. Sweeney, Howsuch a high temperature. neighbors on the other side of the ican ships to send out the local wea- Barber conducted the course. George ;Trieber....l75 Lexington. is cooling and tion to the sport of sports this fall. ard W. Barkhou H. H. Mills, C. T. the word "football" "Western Ocean" where it is sold as ther report at least once a day and as " 165 Lexington. Care? Spfcer refreshing, to them it is the adventur Such a spirit is commendable and Canton, R. S. Rudolph, Mrs. N. T. petrol. The Doheny's cargo capacity many times thereafter as is request DEAN TAYLOR RETURNS JL. T. Bnughm'n 178 Stanford, Ky. ous, thrilling and romantic call to is worthy of the support of the entire Hobbs and Mrs. May Duncan. 3,400.000 gallons, which is enough ed by ships approaching the location ny Qsntile .165 WilI'st'n,W.Va. it S. Taylor, of the College battle. vessel broadcasting. And by DeamW. gasoline to run 12,000 cars a month of the student body. Win or lose, the Wild Those who were initiated were: P. Tackles i using 10 gallons a day. this means a very exact weather fore of Education, returned Wednesday And so, while old Sol bears down cats will maintain their courageous H. Hokkins, C. J. Petril, W. F. Jones. 190 Oblong, III. On board the steamships of the cast can be predicted on each vessel from Little Rock, Ark., where he Tield with all the heat and energy that he and undaunted fighting spirit, which H. G. Burnette, L. G. Schultz, Emma 190 Lexington. a conference with the state depart- Has stored up for the past eleven is typical of, Kentucky sportsman- Roswell, Mary Crary Craft. Lula American Merchant Marine the radio of the entire route. Pete Mltury . 190 Mexico City. ' (Bull BrUwn Medical aid is availablle through ment of education on problems, of months, a handful of blue, and white ship. Win or lose, the entire student Hearn, Emma McChesney, Jessamin operator may be called out at any secondary education and on planning warriors, stripped to the waist and body should support them by cheer Mahin, Elizabeth Campbell, Alice E. hours of time during the twenty-fou- r C fOontinued or Paee Four) (Continued on Page Four) of curricula in their teachers' cojlege. perspiring freely, go running, hurd ing, and urging them on to victory. the day by the master of the ship or Watkins and Mrs, Lucille Chanslor. FroCT rJ appearances the famous "ptwiy" bcchhtSdj so prominent last semen, will Have disappeared, al- . though the diaS in this department is below lite standard set by the Wildcat ball carmrgflnd interference run- xifcrs of last AH TIpmimis on Line t ine wuucatNne win euner muite or urc&K l He mis coming season. Gamage. eSpects to have enough good material, "io put a front wall onthtj ;gridiron, which will make anybody sit up and take notice, Tlu nly trwibVseems to be that his , f5 jure. WC cvtl,WUU nf P.f rrn ry, Clair Dees and possibly Tom Wal tors, wiH be composed of sophomore players, who ennot be expected to l make any great showing, at least in A the early pert of the season. Fresh ly' man stars often fall down on the var- aity because it takes them so long to became "acclimated" to the strain of yw j lm M President Frank L. McVey yesterday made public the announcement of the resignation of Dr. J. E. Rush, director of the University dispensary and professor of hygiene, which was tendered the board of trustees under date of July 1G and passed on at their regular meeting, July 28. Dr. Rush has been at the University for the past four years, coming here from the Carnegie Institute of Technology at Pittsburgh, Penn. He graduate of the Massachusetts ft. n V " Mass., New york University 7 New 1 I 1 x. High Here ' .... . trj V, a-- u...aj iky - hole-fille- rs educational-organization- n, :.e Paul Jenkins Coaching Position! - g unn ".batotokem Dormitory Team Wins Eleventh Life to Speaks Rules of Break Into Store Alumni Luncheon in Honor Pres. F.L. i Jesness Prof. Accepts Position at of Minnesota University Graduate Tells of Interesting Experiences Abroad Seventeen Teachers Take Sans Hot Rays Fail Daunt U. K. Athletes Who Train Daily to Judging . back-ftalr- i- n i 15 '- - Kappa Delta Pi Initiation For Fourteen *