xt7wh707xv1s https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7wh707xv1s/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19330117 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, January 17, 1933 text The Kentucky Kernel, January 17, 1933 1933 2013 true xt7wh707xv1s section xt7wh707xv1s Best Copy Available TUESDAY EDITION KERNEL SEMI-WEEKL- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL UNIVERSITY VOLUME XXIII OF LEST YE FORGET' FOUR MORE DAYS UNTIL EXAMS KENTUCKY NEW SERIES NO. LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, JANUARY 17. 1933 2!) STUDENT COUNCIL 'REPRIMANDS' EDITOR HEADMASTER OF Wildcat Team, Despite Sloppy Form, ETON ADDRESSES UK Drubs Clemson Tigers by DECISION CONVOCATION Dr. Cyril Argentine Alington, Chaplain (o King Gcortce V, (Jives Informal Talk ATHLETIC GROUP HOLDS MEETING america"n-eglisi- i Council Passes on Changes in '.51 Schedule; Date Unsettled; High School Gives Brief Synopsis of Eton Meet March Customs. Athletic Contests in England MEETING DATE UNSET relations stressed Vol-C- 17-1- 8 Cyril Argentine. Alington. Dr. hrndmnRter of Klon college and Chaplnin to Kins Gears'- V, stressed ths importance of friendly relations between United Sftitcs and England in an informal address Riven before I lie University students at 10 k. m., yesterday in Memorial hall. Oov. Ruby LafToon introduced Doctor Alington and Bishop P. Abbott gave the Invocation. "I see no sort of political hope for the world except on a basis of understanding between the United States and England," said the English educator. He also cited many common heritages that the two countries enjoy, namely, literature, which is second only to Greece, love of freedom and peace, and a common ancestry. Doctor Alington said that he felt the right to be proud of Lincoln and Lee and that the citizens of United States enjoyed the reciprocal right to revere the great men in English history. He believes that all of these things combine to make a more complete understanding for and sympathy between the United States and Great Britain. He asserted that the United States should not judge England too harshly when she seemed to become entangled in her foreign relations with more warlike European nations, for her geographical position made it impossible for her to mainpolicy. tain a "Your best writers, here in United States, frequently express the doubt that your country can remain apart in foreign relations," Doctor Alington said. Doctor Alington gave a brief account of Eton college, telling of the founding of the school by King Henry VI in 1440, of the monarch's personally designing the arms and chapel, and of the difficulties that the school had met and overcome in its 493 years of existence. Ha described the silk hats and collars which the Eton boys wear and other peculiarities of dress. According to Doctor Alington all sports are carried on an intramural basis and the competition is very Incidentally the silk hats keen. are often used for footballs. Doctor Alington, who was educated at Trinity and Marlborough colleges, holds the honor of being a Fellow of All Souls college, Oxford. He was the guest of the club in Louisville and was brought here by the Kentucky Branch of the English Speaking Union, whose purpose is to promote better understanding and comradeship between England and the United States. Doctor and Mrs. Alington are motoring through Kentucky with Mrs. W. B. Belknap and Mr. William B. Davenport of Louisville. They were the dinner guests of President and Mrs. McVey yesterday at Maxwell place. - Al-m- Pen-denn- is Sigma Delta Chi Inducts Six Men Six men, Albion Parris, Earl Martin, Frank Adams, J. D. Palmer, Fred H. Shells, and Moses Fried were Inducted into Sigma Delta Chi, fraternity professional Journalism Thursday night at McVey hall. The men Initiated are all majors in the Journalism department and were BY 5- -4 Many Substitutes Used by Cats; Score at Half Is Pres. Ewing Appoints Com;i a mittee of Three to RepriBy A. STANLEY TltH'KETT mand Culprit Kentucky's Wildcats romn- t'd all over the "Tiger clan" LYNCH MADE PRO-TEPRESIDENT FOR TRIAL of Clemson college last night. 'I ho Orange shirted South Unconstitutionality of ConstiCarolina collegians were no tution .Mentioned by Coun niai.cn lor naie, laies, Johncilor Cray son, Davis, Darby, Demoisey and company and they left liv JAM S R. MINER Kernel Student Council the j'loor after taking as Representative sound a drubbing as any team Without orthodox trial, the that has faced the 'Cats in years. Captain "Aggie" Sale Men's Student Council Mori-- 1 celebrated for the home town day afternoon found Law-- , people as he turned in one of rrnce A. Ilerron, Editor-in-chiof The Kernel, guilty by the most sparking performances of his bright career. Ken- a vote of 5 to 4 of contempt of tucky's guards maintained the the Council resulting from an high standard of play, with both article printed in the school Johnson and Davis scoring freely. paper Tuesday, January 10. The great battle raged on with both boys playing By the same vote of 5 to 4 great games of ball, Yates still Ilerron was to be "lightly" seeming to be a little better on de- reprimanded by a committee fensive play. of three, Howard Smathers. Woodward played much the better game for the Clemson team, Henry Glenn Burch. and however, the Orange lads were nev- Smith Broadbent, appointed er able to get started, so fast was by John Ewing, president of the Wildcat onslaught. the Council. First Half All Kentucky MARGARET WALKER CHOSEN BY MEMBERS OF MEN'S BAND AS SPONSOR FOR NEXT YEAR GIRL IS SOPHOMORE LEXINGTON FARM AND HOME SPEAKERS IN A. S. COLLEGE I The Athletic council of the University met. Friday night In the Colonial room of t lie Lafayette, hotel for a Dutch supp?r and business meeting. After the supper, svral changes were made in the Wildcats' football schedule for next sen son. Of major importance was the request by Tennessee officials that the annual Thanksgiving game between the Volunteers and the Wildcats be played either on the Saturday before or the Saturday after Thanksgiving day. The reason given for this request was that it would enable the Volunteers to schedule an additional gams by playing on these days. The council delayed with the decision on this question until further correspondence with the Tennessee council can be made. The Washington and Lee game, which is usually played at Lexington, Virginia, has been scheduled to bs played at Roanoke, at the request of Washington and Lee authorities. The reason for this change is that V. M. I. also has a game scheduled at Lexington, Virginia on the same date. The council passed this request. Alabama's athletic council filed the notice that the Wildcat-Crimso- n Tide game will be played at Birmingham next year instead of at Tuscaloosa, as has been the custom fn the past. This was quickly agreed to by the local council. The annual high school basketball tournament will be held in Lexington this year, as usual, but will be held the last two days, according to a statement issued by S. A. Boles, athletic director. There will be 16 boys teams entered in the tournament and there will be (Continued on Page Four) Scabbard and Blade Holds Initiation for Eight Advanced Corps 8 Stu- dents Inducted in Armory Friday Night Scabbard and Blade, national honorary military fraternity, held its annual fall initiation Friday night, January 15, in ths "Y" room of the Armory building. The new members of the organization are Robert McVay, Morristown, N. J., a member of Delta Tau Delta fraternity; James Boyd, Paducah, Triangle; Joe Fyrdom Mills, Lexington, Delta Tau Delta; Edwood Barber, Ashland, Lambda Chi Alpha; Rodger Davis, Newport, Phi Kappa Tau; Robert Wheeler, Alpha Tau Omega; and Walter Steitler, Owens-borCaptain Gerald Griffin, U. 8. Army, was made an honorary member. The initiation was conducted by Harry Emmerich, captain of the company, and the initiation team was composed of Cameron Coff-maGeorge Skinner, OUie Price, Howard Baker, Ray Alford, and Tom Qulsenberry. n, Kampus Kernels F. Paul Anderson. Dean of the College of Engineering, came to the University in 1M91 und established engineering training as a definite part of the University of Kentucky. Before that time a lew subjects huvmg direct relation to engineering were taught in the old Agricultural and Mechanical College, but there was no definitely organThere will be a meeting of Pershi ized engineering course. Dean Anderson has built up the College of ing Rifles at 7:15 p. m. In Lieutenant Le Stourgeon's room in the Engineering until today it is recogArmory. This meeting is lor active nized as on" of the great technicul schools in America. members only. Dean Anderson was trained prl- JOSEPH H. MII U. Capt. CLECTED SUCCESSOR OF ELIZABETH JONES V v As the first half got under way both teams tried numerous shots, but Darby and Davis scored the only points on gratis throws. Kentucky then began to run wide open with Sale and DeMoisey peppering tjie net from all angles. After seven minutes of play Kentucky was leading Woodward scored the first Clemson points. Davis and Johnson continued to run up the Big Blue's score. With the score 20-- 2 Clemson began sending in a raft of substitutes in a vain attempt to stem the Wildcat hoard of sharpshooters. Clemson scored its third point, after twelve minutes of the first half were over, when Johnson fouled Woodward, who slink the free throw. Yates and Kreuter entered the game and "Big Georgo" celebrated by scoring in the first thirty seconds. Kentucky continued to run wild and the half ended, 39-12-- 0. 8. Second Half Still Fast The Blue machine continued In high gear throughout the second period and was little hampered by the presence of substitutes in the lineup. Simons played a greatly improved game for the Tigers, during the second period, scoring several times on twist shots. With the 'Cats out In front to the tune Lawrence replaced of Dave the pacemaking Sale. With "Aggie" gone, Johnson started out to make it a field day and scored several times before half ended.. DeMoisey and Davis entered the game five minutes before the final gun replacing Yates and Johnson, who went to the showers with a tremendous ovation from the crowd ringing in their ears. The game ended as Kentucky failed to run the score quite to 70 points. 53-1- 8, FACULTY CLUB TO GIVE TEA The Faculty club will give a tea, Sunday, after Memorial services for members of this semester's graduating class and graduate students in the Faculty clubroom. Invitations have been sent to the seniors Ilerron was called before a. meeting of the Men's Student Council Monday afternoon after having- received summons from Eira L. Gillis, registrar. The summons did not state that Her-ro- n was to be tried or even the nature of his appearance at the session. When he arrived at the convocation of student representatives, however, the Editor of The Kernel was asked if he was ready to answer certain questions which the president pro-teThomas Lynch, who took the seat when John Ewing withdrew from the Chair, would ask, and which other members of the Council might choose to put to him. Herron acquiesed. With him Herron brought a student. Gilbert Kingsbury, to act as his lawyer, after obtaining permission from the dean of men. The Kernel Editor asked Lynch if he were on trial. The latter answered in the negative, and said that he merely wished to ask questions in order that future action might be taken or dropped. With this in mind, that he was not on trial, Herron freely answered all questions put to him by Lynch and other members of the Council, save those he thought irrelevant to the issue. Council's Charge Not Specified Kingsbury, acting as Herron's adviser, asked Lynch what his client would be charged with when the trial should be held, or just what kind of charge the Council was making against Herron. Lynch stated that the question was out of (Continued on Page Three) 1890-189- 1, if ' ; GUIGNOL PRIZE PLAY SELECTED Alas. Poor Yorick!' Is Title of Prize Winning Skit By and graduate students through the Virginia Boyd. C. P. Kraatz, University Station post office facilU. of K. Graduates ities. marily to be the superintendent of Studebaker Brothers Manufacturing company at South Bend, Indiana, where his father had been superintendent for more than 25 years. In addition to the training of the public schools Dean Anderson served four years machinist's apprenticeship. He received the Bachelor's degree in Engineering from Purdue university in 1H90 and was a fellow at Purdue university in working under the direction of Dr. W. F. M. Cioss. at one time Dean of the Engineering Schools at Purdue, afterwards Dean of the Engineering. Schools of the University of Illinois, President of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers, and one of the great authorities on motive power of railway's in America. Dean Anderson while a fellow at Purdue developed the details of a locomotive testing plant, which was the first device of its kind, for the studv of the locomotive muter all conditions of speed and power in a laboratory. Dean AnjTson enmo to Kentucky in liiUl, not with the idea of taking up teaching a shis life's work, but with the purpose of returning lo the Studebaker Brothers Manufacturing company ut the end of the year to take up prearranged Pcan Anderson work with them with the become to fascinated training of engineers that he put on the final decision about returning to Studebaker Brothers for five years, when he decided to muke Ms (Continued on Page Four) rr Gulgnol, little theater of the University, will present "The Circle," by W. Somerset Maughan, the week of February 6, according to Frank Fowler, director of dramatic activities. The plan is a delightful English social comedy of manners and furnishes an excellent study of comedy character. Tha cast, comprised of eight characters, has not b?en released as yet, but will be published as soon as it is completed. Announcement of the prize winning play has just been released by the dramatic department, and has the tentative title of "Alas. Poor Yorick." The play was select from 10 entries in the contest and was written jointly by Virginia Boyd and C. Parry Kraatz. Its theme is a spiry burlesque on Guig-nmovement, requiring 15 charThe cast acters for presentation. will not be announced until the end of this mouth. Virginia Boyd The and C. Parry Kraatz, represent a play writing, as triumph In amateur they are both former students of Miss Boyd is a the University. graduate of the 1927 class and is, at present, connected with the Uniwith the versity in conjunction music department of which the is secretary. She also was a student In the 'graduate school until 19il aivi has been uctiv-;- in work with the little theater for some time. Mr. Kraatz connected his m ister's decree h tc in lU'U in conjunction with the graduate school, and is at present, attending the medical fehool of the University of Cinol ' cinnati. Members of 1he committee of judges who selected the prize winning play are Prof. E. F. Furquhiir of the Fni.'lish department Miss :Ann W. Callihan of the Art d and Mr. Frank Fowler of the Fnelish department and director ol dramatics. : 'tvnt-nient- tl& i T. P. Coopeh t Sally Marparet Walker, 18, Delta Delta Delta, was selected band sponsor for the next two semesters by members of the men's band this afternoon. Margaret Walker is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. D. L. Walker, 507 N. Broadway. She is a sophomore in the College of Arts and Sciences, majoring in physical education. She is a member of W. S. G. A., Y. W. C. A., and W. A. A. She succeeds Elizabeth Jones, Kappa Delta. Ji '.3 yr'iEv) New Sponsor To Be Introduced at Eirst Net Game of New .Semester H Arv V4. --f Yates-DeMols- Dean of College of Engineering Established Co urse in 189 1 COOPER TO SPEAK Thomas P. Cooper, dean of the College of Agriculture, will address members of Sigma XI, national honorary scientific fraternity at a meeting, at 7 p. m., Friday. January 20 at the Experiment Station. His subjecs will be "The Economic Situation ana Its Effect on Agriculture." Walker Is Men her of I) Ita Delta Delta, W. S. G. A., Y.W.C.A. and W.A.A. ef o. pledged November 21. After the opening of the second semester, the group will meet and make plans for the second term's activities. Seniors who are to be graduuted January 27 have been notified to pay their senior fees to the business office before January 23, according to ail announcement Issued by that department. These fees are usually collected at the beginning of the veiir but this vear the collection waa postponed until this later date. 67-1- 8 HERRON GIVEN ON WRIST' Score 'SLAP s3 VI tAeeiAHO tat P.louJot. FkHniS fA L.MVs1 The newly elected sponsor will not assume her dut'es until next semester, and according to Prof. 3,000 EXPECTED Mrs. W. Hansen, AT FARM MEET H. Overton Kemp Convention Set for January Special Sessions Will Be Held in Various 24-2- 7; , 11 Departments TALKS ON PROGRAM Approximately 3.000 men and women from all parts of the state are expected to attend the 21st annual Farm and Home Convention to be held January 24 to 27, at the experiment station farm. This aggregation of farm representatives will feature prominent speakers from various parts of the country, in connection with a careful study if present situations on the farm and in the home. Special sessions in several of the various departments will be held Tuesday morning with the initial opening of the convention. This Includes the agronomy, markets and economics; animal husbanfarm dry; vetinary; dairy; poultry; beekeepers; and homemakers' departments. Each session will present lectures by instructors of the College of Agriculture and prominent farmers. A general session for homemakers will be the principal item on the program Wednesday. O. E. Baker, United States Department of Agri-- ( Continued on Page Four) Rings For Seniors May Be Ordered From Salesman Seniors may secure class rings from H. W. Peters company, according to an announcement issued by Howard Baker, chairman of 1933 ring committee. The company is represented on the campus by Red Chandler and the jewelry may be ordered directly from him or through the chairman of tha committee. According to Chandler, the ring is similar to the one selected last vpnr hv the senior cUlss A nersnimt call will be made on the seniors of graduating class in the mid-terorder to show the ring to those members. ApixMntments may be made if the prospective graduates so desire. Chandler muy be reached, according to the ring committee members, by calling at 118 Basset t court or phoning Ashland 6243. The degree received bv the giad-uat- o will be engraved on the ring. In addition a fraternity or sorority crest may be substituted for the University seal that is ordinarily placed on the ring. Although the crest will be set on an onyx base, the birthstone of the purchaser may be substituted for the original stone. The senior invitation committee composed of C'liarlei Knstne r. chairman. Elise Bureau, and Jack St nil her, will meet with Prof. H. H. Downing, chairman of the University auditing committee, in the near future, in order to select the invitations that are to be used for the The committee June graduation. was appointed during December by Gray, president of the senRussell ior class. Present Musicale Elmer G. Sulzer, director of the band, probably will be forma1' v introduced to the uni: sit at the first basketball gam. ,i the coming semester. The position of spetsi of "the best band in Dine" th highest honor that may Le ai crded to a j, s University d duty to appear with the band at all games and concerts, and to go with the band at all gam?s and concerts, and to go with the band on all trips with the athletic teams. In ordt'r to keep the election free from politics strict rules were given and followed by the committees choosing the candidates. Two committees of four men each were appointed to select the candidates; each committee picking four girls as eligible for the position of band sponsor. The names of the girls were kept secret until yesterday Just before the election. At the election, which was held in the Art center, the girls were brought before the band members and introduced as candidates. Each band membpr was then given a numbered ballot with spaces for his first, second, and third choice. The voting was then conducted and the votes counted. Professor Sulzer, in a statement to a reporter, emphasized the importance of this election being free from politics. He Intimated that It would be a tragedy to the University if a band sponsor were elected by political factions rather than for her merits, because she must be chosen for her appearance, style, and personality. hr co-e- Piano Mrs. E. Accompaniment by A. Cheek Enhances Renditions Two local artists, Mrs. W. H. Hansen, soprano, and Mr. H. Overton Kemp, tenor, presented as guest artists, another of the weekly musi-calin Memorial hall at 4 p. m. Sunday. A larg and critical audience enthusiastically applauded the presentation, y Assisted at the piano by Mrs. E. A. Cheek, Mrs. Hansen's numbers were given the proper support not often heard by a Lexington audience. Mrs. Cheek's work as an accompanist was of the best h;ard at the music ales this year. In Mrs. Hansen's singing of Edwin Schnie-der- 's "Unmindful of the Roses," the audience probably witnessed her ability at its best during her perHer sopfono voice is formance. seemingly capable of interpretating the most minute effects desired by her as well as by the composer. In revealing the range of her voice, Mrs. Hansen's singing of "Depuis le jour" from the operetta by Carpenter brought much favorable comment from her listeners. Roger's "Autumn," and the delightful waltz of LeForge, "Love-tid- e of Spring," completed Mrs. Hansen's renditions. As an encore to her appreciative audience she sang the attractive Baby." lullaby, "My H. Overton Kemp's fine dramatic tenor voice was enthusiastically received, and his singing of "Vesta Le Giubba." the dramatic aria from Pagliaccl was exceptionally es Curly-Head- wpll-don- e. The only part of Mr. Kemp's program which possibly have been to his audience was his absolute refusal to encore. Sarah Whittinffhill Is Boyd President Mid-Ye- BANQUET CLOSES Y. M. C. A. GROUPS Pres. McVey Is Principal Speaker on Dinner Programs; Groups Founded in 1920 The twelfth annual discussion the campus Y. group, sponsored by M. C. A. organization, will be closed officially by a banquet at 6:15 p.m. tonight In University commons. President Frank L. McVey is principal speaker on the program Graduation of Billie has been arranged for the occa that u i. Maddox Necessitates 'The Value of the Discussion to the Average Student," will be hus Election G'-.u- m Sarah Whittinghill. Hazard, junior in the College of Agriculture, was elected president of Boyd hall for next semester to fill a vacancy graduation caused by the mid-yeof active president Billie Maddox. The election was held at a general house meeting of Boyd hall resident. Thursday. January 12, under auspices of W. S. O. A. is a member The president-elec- t of the orchestra, of the Girls' Glee club, the Home Economics club, chai'man of the program committee of the Y. W. C. A., and a member of Pitkin dub. She alt. 'tided t!v Western Kentucky State Teachers colleee before coming to the 'tiivei-sitthis fall. Other eir's who were named by the nominating committee are Marie Poll not t. Virginia Lee Moore. Nominations from the floor were made for Mary Phillips nail Martha lewis. Official duties for the new president will begin the first of next semester. ar topic. These discussion groups, which are conducted so that ethical assistance can be given to the student relative to problems of his every day life, were founded in 1920 and have climbed steadily into a place of importance In student activities An award is made to the fraternity or other organization that maintains highest average attendance and seems to respond mott readilv to teachings of group leaders. Phi Kappa Tau Is conceeded this year's award. Class enrollment totalled 512: attendance of all groups averaged 2,717, and the va'ious organizations an average attendance of 3:!2 at each weekly meeting. sea-so- u i!):s:i mnio oitiink oit The University has issued ifs new booklet out UniiibT nil its radio programs for the first six months of 1933. Aovone desiring a copv may gi t it from Elmer O. Sulzer, director of U. K. radiocasts. * Best Copy The Kentucky Kernel ,hiI I'dlilisltril oil ThcmIiv I iM,ih Mnnl'it Nal irnnl ('ullrsir I'lf'M vmh i,H inn Kn:i in ky Inn cHiTi.ilr I'ics .WN i. ii ion i( t.rxiniion Iloiinl nt ( IMint.ll c'vi;i.t nt llir MmlciiK ol llic I liivi ol krnlilc k. I (Million iilicriiliini S'.'.IKI I k I nicicil ;lt a I'fisinllur VkiiiiI Cl.isn M.iil M.iiur. 'ini;uii. . lltRK SUM I. 1111 MRMI Ml lll I KK.H IS MAIN I .irriur Marvin l V I C Irrron a In .. ANNOCIWK J.imn R. Mi nrr Kciih Hemphill ANSIS I . 11)1 1 ORS Mary Jo I.alfcm oc S. Rrislcr AN I' red II. Nhril AIN Editoi in Chief Managing Edilin . . All Kill IORS I re Mooic Yir)iiiiia we don't know the lucky school. .Alfagnm Marlon rinnry wants to know... whether Fyetnw Art Muth is... half ttp.ht all the time... or Just bashful . Tyrknp lamps Wylli? Curtis will give his opinion, .on any subject .. on the sl(n.ht"st provoratien ..the Delta Chi hnu'iP Is still on Maxwell street rnmpared with other schools U. K. Greeks. .are most harmonious. . Personal nomination for the most .Kymi Ra Martha blase Johnny Kane will not tolerate laziness. .on thp Kentuck-la- n staff... fired a political appointee who wouldn't work... there are too many honorarles on the d sociecampus. . .the Pryor publicity. . .AlfawedMta ty. . .likes Elnlse Carrel will get by... the KD house Is always dark... find your friends by the light of cigarettes... Sigalf Horace Helm rings the bell., at the Triple Triangle lodge... Mary Andrews Person has been dubbed ... Miss Collegiate .. . beer ads are taboo in The Kernel . . Will and "Sportln' " Dickson... is so mean that... his courtees cry. mrster.. students nrr F.ms of the nobility and eonsldrrrd this privil'r.r a concession grnnlrd to them by thrir birth. The rrninp") FiiKlilnnan lias brn llir headmas ter f tlif rollope for the lint 17 the most part., (hp . CID the CYNIC . Mq courlee's clock's a years. Continuing his remarks. Doctor AliiiRtnn asked for a better under standing between his country nnd America, He Raid that the conflicts engaged In by England and tli" United States In the past shouM be forgotten and a better spirit of of fellowship, to the advantage both nations, should be established. He was applauded generously as he drlivered this statement. At the conclusion of the visitor's speech President McVey asked that the students forget the Revolutionary War and seek, through open mindedness, to weld the two countries together so that the mother country, England, and the younger nation, the United States, miqht profit by the spiritual union. The Kernel wishes to congratulate the Kentucky branch of the English Speaking Union on bringing such a world figure to the state, and the University on its successful efforts in getting Doctor Alington to deliver an address before the students. An opportunity to hear such a gentleman and scholar Is rare, and The Kernel feels sure that the student body appreciates the efforts of the University authorities In bringing before them such a distinguished man. The students themselves are to be commended for their attendance at the convocation. The hall was fiiled to Its capacity, and the large assemblage reflects credit on the students' recognition of the . noisome bore At half-pa- tuide "Uou'U haue to qo." And uaums, kiug-Omr- Ky-me- . (self-nam- ROAMIN' THE RIALTO JEST AMONG US I Hc-nr- ic . i nigu-msn- I I cut-thro- at i ? rto - DOTES AND ip too-lon- t dila-forde- d. Mac-Mohn- n. ... i i LITERARY , I j Edwards-Haldema- d REVIEWS liiri'i in . newly formed Southeastern ConferSociety Editor ence, of which Kentucky is a memhlialirtli II. mini ;inc A. Mat hew . Asst. Socicix Editor ber, also will be asked to conduct an investigation of Its own or one NOOIr I V WRI I K.RS I my loan Anilervin In conjunction with that of the Marl ha Alfonl irginia Hiwworlh Willie II. Smith Southern Association of Colleges Vienna k. Young and Secondary Schools, If the latter accepts. )nhntiie Craclilork Irt Editor Dramatic Editor Joan Caliban A move of this kind to "clean up" Southern athletics is one of comSI'I CI AI. WRI I K.RS Roheil llinford Howard I.. Cleveland mendable principle. However, it Is doubtful if the investigation really (nlbert Xrws Editor will be fruitful. There seems to be ASSISTANT NKWS f'.DITORS a great deal of conjecture whether Mary Carol) n Terrell I). Palmer I. those who submit to a probe will be The treasured romance of the Roliert H. McC.anghcy charged with anything serious. American theater, "Madame Butterfly," modernized and done Into REPORTERS Ann Hornsby J. C. Hiilcttc a motion picture by director MarK.loise Carrel Urn Tavlor ion Oerlng, opened Monday at the Marjorie Wiel W. Miller Kentucky theater. It will continue H. W. Baker Frank Adami its run through Wednesday. The Sara IrI.onR Grace Lovett Idyllic little tale Is based on the Agnes Savage W. Shom ell life of the real Madame Butterfly, Mary A. Brend Florence Kellcy a beautiful Japanese Geisha Girl. Mary Malersoii Frank Borrics Some women don't make their; Sylvia Sidney has the title role, Sylvester Ford mpcrt attached to hearing suih a Jack Mav Paying opposite ""7 men verv eood wives but they sure wltn Arthur Muth ine Hamilton man as Doctor Alington. her. . i i. . , Kettv Dimrxk (1U mu&e Llltrill guuu t,.nunnjBi Judith Chadwiik uuauniiuoi F.. Shannon M. Ho.ikI.iihI Wednesday brings the Tower proNinety-nin- e out of every 100 per"Shop Angel." K. Johnson Ralph Sports Editor HARMONY AMONG THE sons go to Califllma instead of Cali duction, theater. The story, toas the Its Strand llelmar Adams . . . Asst. Sports Editor GREEKS name suggests, deals with the trials fornia. D'yo' gettit freshman? SPORTS WRITERS and tribulations of a beautiful girl In an effort to brine fraternities C. McCown Joe Qiiinn who rolls her own an American ormeriy n was, wnere mere closer together, a conference is ba- . Manicv i iiikctt c.cne l.utes working girl. Outstanding among . i ak w.. f v,!a will there's a way," or "Where 'Edward Walls the names of the players are Marcouncil. The nature there's a will there's a law suit; ion Shilling. Dorothy Christie, An- Coleman R. Smith . . limitless Manager now It seems to the Jester that; thony Bushell, Holmes Herbert, but of the conference will be a two-da- y ADVERTISING STAFF program Amnnc the scheduled 11 reaas, wuere nicies a mu, ureignijon nme, nu wniier oyiun, E. Mason Hopper directed. Ned Tiirnliiill . . Advertising Manager features are addresses by alumni there s a utile wmie Dave Ditroril Rolierl Nail to be given pledges and members of William Powell, who has so often Bliss Warren Dan Ewing Editorial head: "Early Bird." played roles In which the assembeld Greek orders on sub- They the didn't say anything about the ladies faintmasterful arms at hs C. V. Coiliiian . . Circulation Manager jects relevant into his to social organizaworm; our guess is that graduates veriest whisper, comes a cropper In tions. to leave his role In Warner Brothers' "Lawhave learned enough DISCUSSION GROUP Whether such a conference will worms alone by now. yer Man." It opens Thursday at BANQUET be effective in establishing more the Ben All. Not that Powell has friendly relations is a matter of Famous last lines "Oh! but that's ceased to be masterful, but his magTonight in the University Comnetism is diverted to swaying Juries The plan has worked our private business." mons one of the most beneficial conjecture. to his will in this current feature. at other educational institutions. activities of the Y. M. C. A. will be Every time he mixes with the ladies Add simile: Closed as tight as a satisfactory functioning on other officially culminated with the an-- 1 Its he gea the worst of It. Some of governing those ladies are Joan Blondell. Hel nual banquet. After six weeks of campuses Is not indication that it meeting of the student body. en Vinson. Claire Dodd, and Sheila intsnsive discoursing, the leaders of w