xt7wpz51h862 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7wpz51h862/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19521017 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, October 17, 1952 text The Kentucky Kernel, October 17, 1952 1952 2013 true xt7wpz51h862 section xt7wpz51h862 The E1NTUCKY LEXINGTON, KENTUCK, Fill DAY, OCTOBER 17, 1952 VOLUME XLIV Budget Presented Historian To Speak For SGA Approval Thursday Reveals $425 Cut Assembly Also Plans Newsletter, Danee; 'Senior Day,' Hopes For More Parkin? Space All-Stude- nt By BARBARA HICKEY tentative budget was presenfed to tlie Student (Joverninent Association ly Treasurer Henry Maeser at a call meeting Monday niglit. The hudg't calls for a total of $4.43S which is a $425 decrease from last year's budget of S4.S63. Items which were approved by the Assembly included a $S(X) appropriation for the student directories, $5X) for the House President's Council, and $1750 for the SGA secretary'. A day during the spring, inviting one boy and girl from each hiph school in the state, to tour and learn about the campus. 3. Considered the present low student wages. "We're up against a stone wall," Holleman said, "but still working". 4. Discussed the lack of student parking space on the campus, and made plans to discuss diagonal street parking with city officials. 5. Continued plans for an Kentuckian Yearbook appropriation is set at $375, the same amount is scheduled as last year's. to receive $488, or a 50 cent increase over $487.50 last year. Vague, the campus literary magazine, is slated to receive $150, and Freshman Orientation $125. The proposed budget calls for $1250 for miscellaneous items, including election ballots and postage costs. One member asked why SGA should pay for the House President's Council's residence rule book, when the cost could be less by the rules. Dean of Students Albert D. Kir-wa- n explained that formerly there aswas a women's sociation which charged each co-e- d $1 for publication of the rule book. When SGA was formed about 15 years ago, it was verbally agreed that the new organization would $500 appropriate to the House President's Council. Only $250 was appropriated last year because the Council stipulated that $200 of the money was to be spent for a vocational guidance program. Due to a schedule conflict, this program was not held, and. the Council did not need as large an appropriation. Paul Holleman, chairman of the planning committee, said the committee had: 1. Laid plans to send a SGA newsletter to each student every semester. 2. Planned to sponsor a senior athletic department to permit students to buy transfers on identification cards so others can use them. The absence of SGA members at the meetings was discussed by the Assembly. George Lawson, president, said that SGA meetings should come before all other meetings and a student should not have accepted his nomination if he did not intend to come to the meetings. "Those who do not come at all are not interested and should be dropped from SGA," Lawson said. "The read that if a person misses three meetings without a legitimate excuse, he is automatically dropped." Dean Kirwan said that he had talked to Elgan Farris, kead of the Maintenance and Operations Department, and that the sidewalks in Botonical Gardens will be repaired so they will drain water. The Assembly voted to drop the teacher rating system because it had proved inefficient. by-la- Dean White To Attend AFROTC Conference Dr. Martin M. Whit, dean of the Arts and Science College, accom- panied by Colonel Edward G. Davis, professor of Air Science and Tactics. will participate with more than 115 college presidents and and 60 deans in one of two Air Force ROTC orientation conferences at the Air University, Maxwell Air Force Base, Montgomery, Ala.. Oct. 15 and 22. Air Force ROTC professors of Air Science and Tactics at 188 colleges and universities throughout the United States, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico having Air Force ROTC units will accompany the college officials. Brig. Gen. M. K. Deichelmann, commandant. Air Force ROTC pro- - gram, explained that the conference had a threefold purpose to acquaint educational executives with proposed changes and improvements in future operation and administration of the Air Force ROTC program; to review the new Air Force ROTC course of instruction to be inaugurated in the 1953-5- 4 school year; and to emphasize plans of Air Force ROTC headquarters to conduct a carefully developed ROTC program which will be mutually beneficial to the supporting institutions and to the Air Force. The Air University, educational system of the Air Force, recently assumed administration of the Air Force ROTC program in addition to its other educational and research missions which now serve all Air Force commands and about 200,000 students in many parts of the world. Men Taking full-tim- Nov. $f ft Orchestra Will Play Until One O 'Clock At Student Union i By JUDITH HENRY Music, lights, and "barkers" will transform the intramural field into a center of noisy excitement when Lances holds its annual Carnival, from 7 to 9:30 tonight. Thirty booths will provide entertainment for a maximum of 15c admission, according to Jim Perry, publicity chairman of Lances. Although Mr. Perkins has taught at the University of Rochester since 1915, he has also taught for short periods at the foreign universities U " V.'.r v7 'Vlil of London, Cambridge, Uppsala, and Salszburg. He has also lectured be-f- or the American National War Col- FOR LANCES QUEEN' and the organizations which they represent include, first row, left to right, Mary Blanton Williams, Alpha Gamma Delta; Sally Trimble, Delta Tau Delta; Pat Wheatley, Alpha Xi Delta; Donna Theiman, Chi Omega; Fayetta Elswick, Alpha Sigma Phi; Martie McKinney, Alpha Gamma Rho; second row, Sonja Stone, Zeta Beta Tau; Harriet Ecton, Delta Chi; Sally Maggard, KapX pa Delta; JoAnne Menne, Alpha Delta Pi. Betty Ann Myers, Triangle; Jacke Cottom, Sigma Chi; Marcia McDaniels, Kappa Sigma; Marcia Josselson, Phi Sigma Sigma; third row, Janice Morris, Tau Kappa Epsilon; Sharon Kay Miller, Delta Delta Delta; Barbara Bercaw, Kappa Alpha; Betty Buckley, Lambda Chi Alpha; Marcia Wright, Delta Zeta; Carmen Pigue, Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Doris Morgan, Phi Kappa Tau; Lou Toombs, Phi Sigma Kappa; Sue Wetherby, Phi Delta Theta; Cecelia Gorman, Sigma Nu. CANDIDATES Eisenhower, Cooper Win Mock Election The Republican presidential and senatorial candidates, Dwight D. Eisenhower and John Sherman Cooper, won in the mock election held on campus last Tuesday. A total of 1,366 votes were on two voting machines which were borrowed from the Fayette County Election Board. This represented about 22 per cent of an estimated 6,000 eligible to vote. Both students and faculty voted. Results of the election were: For President: Dwight D. Eisenhower, 771; Adlai E. Stevenson, 565. For U.S. Senator: John Sherman Cooper, 804; Thomas R. Underwood, ed 525. The mock election was sponsored by the new College Chamber of Commerce, league of Women Voters, Young Democratic Club, and the Eisenhower for President Club. The sponsorers called the vote turnout the largest of any mock election held on the campus. They said that many students failed to vote because of short free periods between classes and because only two voting machines were available. In the last three presidential campaigns, the student poll successfully predicted the election results. In 1948, Harry S. Truman polled 25 votes over Thomas Dewey. Only ten per cent of the potential vote, or 694 ballots, were cast that year. Seniors To Register For Kyian Picture Seniors who have not had their pictures taken for the Kentuckian and do not belong to fraternities or sororities should make appointments immediately, Editor Fred Bradley said this week. Pictures will be taken through next Friday, he said. If 0 , Membership Drive Is Planned By New Chamber Of Commerce By side work will depend upon student Jean Grant interest in the plan. The reorganized College Chamber of Commerce will sponsor a mem- The state organization will also be represented at the meeting by David Cox, president, George Mascott, executive vice president, and several members of the Board of Directors. Members of the College Chamber of Commerce Policy Determining Committee, composed of the presidents of eight Lexington civic groups and service clubs will attend the meeting. They include: J. D. Reeves, Jaycees; B. C. Carpenter, Lexington Chamber of Commerce; Dr. Lyman V. Ginger, Kiwanis; Bob Cox, Lions; Clifton L. Thompson, Rotary; Pat Godfrey, Sertoma; Norman Lindquist, Exchange; and, Lawrence Crump, Optomist. The College Chamber has appointed a student Board of Directors for the first time in the history of the organization. The Board is composed of Gerald Bass, Jim Boggess, Henry Maeser,' Angel Levas, Harold j ? Ik , 777 HOWARD v f ' TP C. BOWLES Guest Speaker Ted Densford. and John member. Chandler, Two major activities have been planned by the organization for the current year. They hope to set up a college workshop whereby senior students will be able to work in Lexington business offices once or twice a month. This plan should allow students to find out problems of the business world first hand and gain practical working knowledge of the business in which they are interested. The time spent in this out- Rose, Hl j lJ ; ': i r u - i merce. Ballots To Be Issued To Students Monday Absentee ballots will be given out Monday at the Student Union ticket booth to students desiring to vote in the presidential election. A notary public will be present, a member of the Young Democratic Club, sponsor of the service, said this week. Victor Hammer Art Show Is On Campus This Month n imMm Placement Bureau Planned p placement bureau is also planned by the Chamber group. This agency would enable students majoring in specific fields to be placed in various businesses and corporations throughout Kentucky during the summer months. This will enable the student to gain tome practical knowledge of the field In which he is interested and help him to make job contacts after graduation. The Kentucky State Chamber of Commerce has promised their full support in promoting this program throughout the state. They will be responsible for helping the bureau locate businesses in the communities in which the students wish to work during the summer. Frank G. Coolsen, professor of marketing in the College of Commerce, is faculty advisor for the reorganized College Chamber of ComA being co-o- bership drive next Wednesday and Thursday. Students planning business careers may sign up in White Hall. Howard C. Bowles, director of member relations for the Kentucky State Chamber of Commerce, will speak on "Business Opportunities for College Students" at the first meet- i ing at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the I Student Union. M State Chamber Represented j -- Although the organizations may keep their booths open until 10 p.m., the Lances dance will be held from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. All the dormitory and sorority girls will be given one o'clock permission. Music will be provided by Neal Wayne and their orchestra. Trophies will be awarded for the most original and profitable booth or show in both the sorority and fraternity divisions. Themes for the sorority shows will be: Tops on TV. Alpha Delta Pi; Myths with Misses. Alpha Gamma Delta: Dixieland Minstrels. Alpha Xi Delta; Election on Mars, Chi Omega: Dunking Machine, Delta Zeta; I Go Pogo, Delta Delta Delta; Monte Carlo Gambling Hall, Kappa Alpha Theta: KD's Hades, Kappa Delta; Kappa's Gaities, Kappa Kappa Gamma: and Phi Sigma Sigma will sell candy apples. Hefti-Franc- An exhibition of art work by Victor Hammer, artist in residence at Transylvania College, is being displayed this month in the Margaret I King Library and the Fine Arts building. Some of Mr. Hammer's finest portraits and religious paintings are on display in the Fine Arts gallery, and print displays of types that he has designed, together with their history, are being shown on the first floor of the library. Mr. Hammer was born in Vienna, where he received his early training. He was the professor of the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna for several years. He established his own press, the Stamperia del in Italy. After coming to the United States in 1939, Mr. Hammer founded the Wells College Press at Wells College, N. Y. While connected with the press he printed several books in the type he developed. Mr. Hammer has been artitt in residence at Transylvania since 1948. The exhibition in the Fine Arts building consists of Mr. Hammer's sketch work for portraits and paintings and the same pictures when completed. Many of the portarits displayed are of German nobles that Mr. Hammer painted. Included in the art display are numerous sketches and designs for a painting. "St. John VIII," and the final, which is done in egg tempera. The sketches are so arranged in the display to show the gradual growth San-tucci- 1. Officials ol tne taucauon Testing Service, administrators of the tests, have notified local boards that even those students who plan to lake the test in April should file applications at once. Results of the exam will be sent to the students board for use in considering their deferment. Dr. Croft said the UK Personnel Office will give the tests here on both Dec. 4 and April 23. Lances Will Crown Queen At Dance; Carnival Booth Trophies To Be Given 5 Draft Exams Asked To File NUMDEIi 5 Sweden. lege. Dance. 6. Discussed plans to petition the memo-graphi- Students who plan to take the Selective Service College Qualification Test during the coming year are advised to obtain test applications immediately. Dr. Lysle W. Croft, director of the Personnel Office, announced this week. Applications for the next two qualification tests, scheduled for Dec. 4, 1952 and April, 23, 1953, are now available at Selective Service System boards throughout the country, the personnel director said. Students intending to take the examination on either date should apply at once to their nearest board for both an application and a bulletin of information concerning the test. Dr. Croft emphasized that a student must be satisfactorily pur- e college course lead- suing a ing to a degree In order to be eligible i for the exam. The UK personnel head urged University men and other students in the area to prepare and mail the application immediately. Applica-- 1 tions for the Dec. 4 test must be postmarked no later than midnight, Prof. Dexter Perkins, chairman of the Department of History at the University of Rochester, will deliver the first of the 1052-5- 3 Elazer Lectures at 8 p.m. Thursday in Gui?nol s "The Theatre. He will American Temperament and Foreign Affairs." Mr. Perkins is the r.uthor of many books in the field of American foreign affairs and is considered one of the leading historians of the United States. Three of his books deal with the history of the Monroe Doctrine, on which he is a leading authority. Some of Prof. Perkins' more re- cent books are "America and Two Wars" (1944), "The U S. and the Carribean" (1948), "The Evolution of American Foreign Policy" (1948), and "The American Approach to Foreign Policy" (1952). This latest publication consists of lectures delivered under the Gottesman Foundation at Uppsala University in Kernel h 'ino Ihj Hi tm Hiiunh PICTl RED ABOVE IS THE BEGINNING OF THE TORCH PARADE which concluded the pep rally that took place last Friday night in front of the Coliseum. Approximately 2.000 students and followers of the Wildcat football squad took part in the demonstration in preparation for the game the following day with Louisiana State University. Speakers included Coach Gaynell Tinsley, coach oof the I.Sl' team, and Acting ( o.n h of the Ky. squad Ermal Allen, who substituted for Coach Bryant, who was recuperating irom an emergency appendectomy. The rally began with a parade from the dormitories to the Coliseum where speeches were made and the new cheerleaders introduced. A group, 900 strong, then took up torches and marched down town to the hotel where the I.Sl! team was quartered, gave several cheers and then paraded back to the campus. o, of the final painting. Another of Mr. Hammer's religious paintings depicts "Christ and the Money ia Fraternity Themes Vary Themes for the fraternity shows will be: Frantic Fannie. Alpha Gamma Rho: Glorified Burley-Alpha Sigma Phi; ATO Varieties, Alpha Tau Omega; Goldfish Bowl. Delta Chi; Campaign for President. Delta Tau Delta: Dangerous Dan Magrew. appa Alpha; Follies Bizarre. Kappa Sigma: Camptown Race Track. Lambda Chi Alpha; Phi Delt Nite Club, Phi Delta Theta; Parisienne Style Show, Phi Kappa Tau; Scenes from Shakespeare, Phi Sigma Kappa: Bowery Bar, Pi Kap- pa Alpha; SAE Arcade, Sigma Alpha Tri-De- lt; Mc-Ken- Pianist Begins Series Of Musicales Sunday Nathaniel Patch, pianist, professor the first a series of Sunday afternoon musicales at 4 p.m. Sunday in Mem- orial Hall Mr. Patch has played before central Kentucky and Louisville audiences in recitals and as soloist with the Louisville Philharmonic Orchestra and the University Orchestra. The pianist received his Masters degree and Artists diploma from the Eastman School of Music. Rochester. Before coming to UK he appeared as soloist with the Rochester Philharmonic, the Rochester Civic, and the Nashville Civic Orchestars. Mr. Patch will play two preludes by Dr. Kenneth Wright, violinist and teacher of composition at the University. Also included on the program will be "Fantasia and Fugue and in G Minor" by Bach-Lis"Sonata in B Minor" by Liszt. Presented by the UK College of Arts and Sciences, all performances of the 1952-5- 3 series will be by members of the University's music faculty and student groups. All concerts are open to students and all residents of Central Kentucky. The musicales were first offered in 1926, being founded by Dr. Frank L. McVey. UK president at that time, and Carl Lampert. professor of music. More than 400 concerts and recitals have been presented since then. Since the inauguration of the Central Kentucky Community Concert series here, with all performances staged in Memorial Coliseum, the musicales have been presented by student and faculty artists almost of applied music, will give zt Changers." The typographical art work shown in the library shows some of the intricate work involved in creating new fonts of type. Several of the books, in English and foreign languages, which Mr. Hammer printed in the types and metal cuts he designed, are exhibited. The library display also exhibits exclusively. various photographs of Mr. Hammer In addition to the 14 concerts at work and pictures of the presses scheduled in the series. UK music he built. groups will appear at a Founders Day program, a baccalaureate service next May. and a commencement program in June. The UK Department of Music will present two new members of the music faculty this year. They are James A. King, baritone, who will Today and Saturday, seniors Feb. 15, and Robert Prins, who expect to graduate the first be heard give a or second semester or the summer french horn artist, who will recital March 15. Richterm must file for degrees. One of the outstanding concerts ard L. Tuthill, UK registrar, anof the season will be Sunday, Nov. nounces. This also applies to 9. when Arnold Blackburn, assistant graduate students who expect to professor of music, will play the new complete their requirements for $30,000 Memorial Hall pipe organ. This instrument, installed last graduate degrees. spring, has not yet been used in Dates on applications previously formal recital. filed in the Registrar's Office must On Dec. 17, the University chorus and the University orchestra will be brought up to date by the students, he added. Applications are present Handel's "Messiah" under the direction of Aimo Kiviniemi, asto be filed in Room 16 of the Adsistant professor of music. ministration building. A new type of program for the series will be an opera and choral Deadline Announced For Filing Degrees Epsilon; Shooting Gallery. Siirnia Chi: Orientation Week. Sigma Nu; A Nite in a Sorority House, Sigma Phi Epsilon; Baseball Throw, Tau Kappa Epsilon; Turtle Race. Triangle; and Penny Pitch. Zeta Beta Tau. Suky will sell refreshments at the carnival. Queen T Be Announced at Dance Lances Queen, chosen from the sponsors of each booth, will be announced at 11:30 at the dance. The girls nominated by each sorority are Joanne Menne, AD Pi; Mary Blanton Williams. Alpha Gam: Pat Wheatley. Alpha Zi; Donna Thie-me- n, Chi O; Marcia Wright. DZ; Betty Lou Garner, Kay King. Theta; Sally Maggard, KD: Jane Walker Tinder. Kappa: and" Marcia Josselson. Phi Sigma Sisma. The girls chosen by the fraternities as their sponsors are Marty AGR; Fayetta Elswick. Alpha Sig; Sharon Kay MUler, ATO; Harriet Ecton. Delta Chi: Sally Trimble, Delt: Barbara Bercaw. KA; Marcia McDaniels, Kappa Sig: Betty Buckley. Lambda Chi: Sue Weatherby, Phi Delt; Doris Morgan. Phi Tau; Lou Toombs, Phi Sig: Jinny Penn, Pi Kap: Carmen Pistie, SAE; Jacke Cottom. Siga Chi: Cecilia Gorman, Sigma Nu: Tinu Mouser, Sig Ep: Janice Morris, TKE; Betty Ann Myers, Triangle; and Sonja Stone. ZBT. Advance tickets are on sale at the Student Union for $3, but tickets bought at the door tonight will be $4, aborting to Perry. dance recital planned for M:irch 8 by the faculty and staff of the De-i- n partment of Music. Department of Physical Education and Drama De- partment. Excerpts from famous operas will be presented in concert form at this performance. Netherlander Will Lecture To Students Jerome L. Heldring. didector of The Netherlands Information Service, will speak to social science students at 10 a.m. Monday in the Guignol Theater. Dr. Amry Vanden-bosc- h. head of the Political Science Department, said this week. Mr. Heldring will speak on "The Difficult Task To European Unification." At a luncheon meeting in Room 206 of the Student Union at noon, Mr. Heldring's subject will be "The Place of The Netherlands in the Atlantic Communities." Mr. Heldring was born in Amsterdam in 1917. He studied law at Leyden University and wad graduated in 1941. He worked at a publishing house, specializing in scientific works. In 1945. Mr. Heldring joined the staff of the liberal paper "Nicuv.e Rotterdamse Courant" and soon became a foreign editor. He traveled extensively through Europe. Mr. Heldring received a leave of absence from his paper in 1943 and joined The Netherlands Information Service at New York as a press agent. He became director of the Service on Jan. 1. 1951. Dr. Vandenbosch said that Mr. Heldring's talks are opened to the public. The cost of the luncheon meeting Ls $1.25. and rrservaMoi-can be made at Dr. Vandi'iibou.h's office. Parliamentary Rules Will Be Discussed At Y' Workshop The YMCA and the YWCA will sponsor a Parliamentary Workshop from 4 to 5 p.m. Monday. Tuesday, and Wednesday in the Student Union Music Room. The workshop will include demonstrations of correct parliamentary procedure for meetings to acquaint officers of clubs and groups on campus with the techniques of holding better and shorter meetings. * THE KERNEL KENTUCKY Frldnv, 17. 10."2 Ort.-.hp- r N Revamp Fraternity Row Plan Since Greeks Have Defaulted Since a majority of the fraternities on campus don't seem much interested in the University's recently proposed Fraternity How development, we think the project should Ix' revamped to provide housing for independent students. Only five groups turned in applications for a house in the eight-unprojWt and it's quite possible some of these five may le forced to hack out. University officials are currently investigating the applicants to see if they can meet necessary financial obligations. Several Greek-lette- r groups have expressed a desire to participate in the development but most of them seem to feel that it would be too expensive. Another disadvantage cited by the fraternities is lliat they would never hold clear title to the houses and land, even after paying off the original cost on each individual house. , Bitter comment has been forthcoming from independents on campus ever since the idea was first 'announced. One outspoken resident of Scott Street it Students Cheers Were Surprising Despite the crushing defeat we suffered down on the field, last Saturday's football game provided one very satisfactory thrill. The student stands, traditionally silent as tli;-- proverbial grave, came alive in a frenzy of cheering. We were sort of fond of Suky's card section and hate to see it go, but the revived student spirit that burst forth last week is worth a dozen card sections. UK rooters, led by an invigorated group of cheerleaders, stood and roared the Wildcats out of every huddle. Even in the last quarter when the spectators on the other side of the field had given students things up as a lost cause, the newly-loya- l .'' backing their team. were still The 'Cats will be away from home for three returning to S11 "Field Novemstraight week-end8 for the Homecoming tilt with the Tulane ber Green Wave. This breathing spell can be put to good advantage. It will give the cheerleaders a chance to perfect their techniques and work out a few new yells. Friday before the game, Suky and the cheerleaders can teach these new yells to the students at a huge pep rally. UK has long had championship athletic teams and it finally looks as though the school is getting a championship student lxxly. Barracks summed up a general feeling pretty well when he asserted, "The fraternity loys have already got houses, even if some of them aren't the greatest little castles in the world. If the people w ho dreamed up this Fraternity Row deal think the Greeks are so bad off, they ought to try living over here in one of these fallen down fire traps for a semester or two. Then mabe they'd see alout getting us independents some housing." It might be possible to go ahead and build the eight houses as planned and then set them up as cooperative units. This alternative would mean that the money spent on architects fees wouldn't be wasted. Another possibility would be for the University to revamp the program completely and erect another men's dormitory to go with the one already scheduled to Ixgin construction the first of the year. Whether or not Fraternity Row is or was a good idea is now beside the point. By defaulting and kicking their gift horse in the teeth, the Greeks have given the University a chance to do something to alleviate the long neglected and abused men's housing situation. 43-m- an Their Elders Easily le One thing can Circulation Policy Explained said for UK students no mat ter what their other faults. Without even half ing they can outdo their elders. Only about a fourth of the student Ixxly took the trouble to go over to the Student Union Tuesday 'and cast their ballots in the campus mock election. This is far below the national average for presidential elections. At least half our elders generally manage to get to the polls. One lone vote decided whether or not California, Idaho, Oregon, Texas, and Washington were to states. Three presidents Thomas Jefferson, "John Quincy Adams, and Rutherford B. Hayes e margins in the electoral V'ere elected by 'college. In a democracy the individual does count for something, but only if lie wants to be counted. Let's hope the eligible UK students do a little better on November 4 than they did Tuesday. central office of the Journalism building. That way each organization can send a representative over sometime Friday and pick up enough papers for the whole chapter. flat-be- d be-Ico- one-vot- Sam, what looks good to you in this race? print that way. For the benefit of the sororities and fraternities, we carry a huge stack of papers upstairs to the didn't get your paper last week? Well, maybe we can explain the mysteries of the Kernel's circulation policy. press starts to roll shortly Our venerable Thursday. The first few hundred after noon every copies are bundled up and set aside for distribution at dawn Friday morning to the various women's dormitories. The next batch of papers is sent over to the campus Post Office where they're stuffed nto the individual mail Ihixcs. From week to week, the number of papers sent to the Post Office gradually dwindles clown until it hits a stabilizing point and we know just how many are being picked up. The Post Office employees don't put fresh papers into a box where last week's Kernel still sits gathering dust. We think it's a little pointless to waste news You say you try- Out of the Frying Pan Columnist Is Quite Exhausted But Pleased After Pep Rally Some 2000 copies are sent to the Alumni Association and they in turn send them out to our alumni readers. Additional bundles are taken to the laundries at the two housing units for married students. Trying first one idea and then another over a period of years, this is the lest system we've been able to work out. It isn't perfect by any means and if any of you have suggestions for improving it, we'd be glad to hear them. Wow! Talk about exhaustion! That must have been the track team leading the torchlight parade last week. Whoever it was, they seemed to think we had to be down on Main street a flat three minutes after starting. Coming back up Lime, I slowed down a little to catch my breath and a husky blonde ran into me, ramming her teeth into my skull. She got up rather dazed but with molars intact. Some people always did say I had a hole in my head. On the whole, I thought the rally was a great improvement over the practically nonexistant cheering in the past, but wouldn't it be a lot better if the band led the parade next time? I guess this ends my usual yearly letter to the Kernel. Keep up the good work. "An Engineering Alum" Service building is not a heating plant for Scott Street Barracks as Miss Fryer so gleefully a'sserted in her column. Instead it is a drainage pipe system. Almost every aware individual on campus knows the true nature of this project. Why can't your columnist get on the ball and print information that's valid? One Who Like Truth T3ear Editor: ; Editors Note: Thanks for tlw Profile tip and the pat on the back. Well try to get over to the Engineering College in the near future. Don't quit with just one letter, though. Write again. Reader criticism helps us print what our subscribers want to read. Editors Note: Thanks for the correction, but I'm afraid you and Miss Frycf are both wrong. According to the boys down at Maintenance and Operations, the controversial construction is actually the work of the Shelby Construction company making repairs on telephone equipment. M & O has nothing to do with the one-four- th Criticizes Writer I am an alumnus who still manages to read the Kernel with a great deal of interest. Let me assure you that the usual fine job is being done. Dear Editor: On the whole I find the Kernel a paper, even though it is put out by a crew of amateurs. For the most part you people seem to do a good job. Last week, however, one of your columnists ran an item that I should think could have games 'dates' will exhibition. Why not write up some Engineering professor in your weekly Profile? All the men so far seem to be from Arts and Sciences. We like to read about our profs too. How alwiit Prof. Brinkley Barnett or some other prof that has achieved a little distinction. ljeen checked for accuracy rather easily if anyone had bothered to take the time and effort. The construction going on down by the new Your ... it is sure a disgraceful admire your Bales W v. tULLtlit AUVliUKT trim J57 I Urn. 1 HaA.diom Scotch Cratat, Ambrr Ian PHI BATES are America's only shoes selected for cam pus smartness by students in leading universities. Styled fur college men. oDoroved Ijv college men, worn by college men, tverywhere! 9yi "SLIPPER. 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