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ESTABLISHED 1894 NEWShytes clinton challenges GOP to drop partisanship JAKARTA, Indonesia -— Immersing himself in foreign polic as political problems mount at home, President Clinton yesterday challenged Republicans who will run Congress to follow the tradition that “ arti— :. sanship stops at the water’s e ge.” Rejecting Republican efforts to delay a vote on a world trade agree- ment, Clinton urged the GOP to join with Democrats and ratify the pact before a new Congress takes office. Clinton issued his plea in a speech prepared for delivery to business leaders following talks with Indonesian President Suharto, who has ruled this country with a firm hand for 27 cars. Clinton said he would raise allegations ofy human rights abuses with Suharto. U.N. hails Iraqi IIIIWG UNITED NATIONS — The U.N. Security Council yesterday called Iraq’s recognition of Kuwait “a significant step.” Diplomats said the ges- ture could hasten the end of sanctions that have crippled the Iraqi economy. In a carefully-worded statement, the 15—member council said it would closely monitor Iraq’s pledge last week to acknowledge Kuwait’s sovereignty and borders. Iraq’s recognition of neighboring Kuwait is a fundamental step to lifting the oil embargo and other economic sanctions imposed after Iraq’s Aug. 1990 invasion of Kuwait, New Zealand Ambas— sador Colin Keating said outside the council cham— ber. m on behind in trust: UK is losing by 72 pints in the Big Blue Crush blood drive. UT has 847 donors while UK has made to only 775. Students can donate blood today and Friday from 9 a.m. to 4:30 pm. in-the Medical Center. If students miss the Friday deadline, they also may go to the Central Kentucky Blood Center on 330 Waller Ave. until 9 pm. Compiled from stafl: wire reports. Clinton Group holds testing debate By Glenda N. Elhington Staff Writer Preparing for the LSAT involves more than hit— ting the books. It also can take a hit on student’s Checkbooks. The Societas Pro Legibus, a pre-law honor soci— ety, held a “debate” between two of the leading prep test schools last night in the Student Center. Brenda Fitzpatrick of Kaplan-Lexin on and Christine DellaMaggiora and Michael cLean of the Princeton Review were on hand to explain their schools’ approach to preparing for the LSAT, the cost to students and the advantages of their pro- grams. “If you want to stay competitive for law school, you have to take one of these prep courses,” said Kevin Ghassomians, president of the honor soci- ety. “Test prep is here to stay.” Both schools offer a five-week course, and prices range from $695 for ‘ the Princeton Review course to $745 for for the Kaplan course. The Y0“ (47mm schools have a free-repeat start too early policy if a student’s score to he 47; doesn’t im rove. ' “Studeniis who don’t do "If 07:11:: their homework, don’t Mon to bring their scores up,” get whenyou DellaMaggiora said. want to he. ” “Every year the admission V ““i‘iffiiié‘333‘a’s‘32w m... new 150 (on the LSAT), your Kaplaniamgmn chances of getting into law school are slim to none,” McLean said. Fitz atrick said she talks with many freshmen about t e LSAT. “You cannot start too early to be an informed person and to et to where you want to be,” Fitz- atrick said. “fie LSAT is a very good indicator of ow ou will do in law school. The test is hard; it is simgi y hard.” he said the courses teach peo le the right mind-set for taking the test. The UK re resenta- tive for the Princeton Review, Katie Ho land will take the LSAT next fall. “It’s an investment,” said Holland, a political science junior. “You’re obligated to sit down and study for this test. When you study alone, you only have ourself to judge (gmr progress)” graduate Brady unnigan also said the prep test has advanta s. “I took the (ESAT) before, just studying on my own, and did OK, then I took (a pre course) and I increased my score b three points, he said. “One Saturday out of your ife is going to determine how your future unfolds.” mm am up b , STUDENT i TRUSTEE ELECTION column, page 5. WEATHER Mostly cloudy today, high near 60; cloudy tonight, low near 50; cloudy and mild tomorrow, high near 6 5 . SPORTS It’s the UK football staflwho deserves criticism, not the resilient fans. Se'e “I loo/e forward to serving students once again. I hope to continue with the same sort of ideals. ” - 800'" BBOSBIE, winner of yesterday ’s special election for student trustee. November I 7, I 994 0 Classifieds 7 Diversions 3 [N Comic 4 Sports 5 Crossword 7 Viewpoint 6 INDEPENDENISINCE1971 Crosbie 634 votes Crosbie reeaptures seat Law student wins in romp By Alison Kight and Jennifer Smith Staff Writers For the second time in four years, Scott Crosbie will occupy the student seat on the Board of Trustees. “I look forward to serving the stu- dents once again,” the second—year law student said. “I hope to continue with the same sort of ideals.” Crosbie, who finished with 634 votes and won by about 350 votes, said he was leased by the large voter turnout am? excited that he received campuswide support. All of the seven candidates at last night’s announcement said they were not surprised that Crosbie, who served as Student Government Asso— ciation president in 1991—92, was the Winner. Current SGA President Benny Ray Bailey, who came in seventh place, said he expected the Crosbie victory. “I knew going into this thing that I’d be starting 10 feet under round,” Bailey said. “I’m not surprised.” However, he said he was upset by the regulation that calls for a special election. The guideline mandates that a spe- cial election be held to fill the student trustee seat if the elected SGA resi— dent cannot fulfill the remaindjer of his term. Former SGA President T.A. Jones resigned his seat last month. “This is an outdated law that needs to be repealed,” Bailey said. “I am going to change this law, but there is nothing I can do now.” Runner-u Ali Amoli said he was surprised and) pleased he placed where he did because he did not have as many campaigners as the other candi— dates. “This isn’t an election on ideas, not as much as it should be,” Amoli said. “It’s an election on manpower. I do not have any reek support; I’m not any greek af lliation. But I’m not upset.” Melissa Kirtley, a music and busi- ness senior, placed third and said she was pleased by her voter support. “I am excited that so many people turned out to show confidence in my ability,” she said. “I was proud to run with such a GREG ms Kernel my; NEW STUDENT 1808“! Scott Crosbie gets a victory kiss from his wife, K. C. Cros- hie, at last night’s announcement. fine bunch ofcandidates.” Political science and English senior Sean Rankin said his loss was just 3 art of the campaign. “T e sun is going to rise tomor- row,” the fourth-place candidate said. “Scott is a good guy. He is a quality person." Fifth—place finisher Brandon Voelker a reed, sayin he would like to extend is congratu ations to Cros— bie. “I think he’ll do a great job on the Board of Trustees,” said Voelker, a political science and history junior. Crosbie will represent the students at the next Board of Trustees meeting on Dec. 13. Amoli Rankin Mayer Bail y 128 votes Andrews Sandtord Kirtley 263 votes 244 votes Voelker 172 votes 185 votes 145 votes Berthar 1 1 1 votes 94 votes Barnes 23 votes 22 votes MOSt ottioials pleased Willi student tlll‘llflllt By Scott Drake Stafl" Writer Most election officials were both surprised and thrilled by the number of students who turned out to vote in the election for the student seat on the Board of Trustees. Over the past two days, more than 2,000 students cast ballots at the 11 polling sites around campus. In com- parison, a little more than 3,000 voted in last spring’s Student Government Association elections. “The turnout showed there wasn’t as much apathy in the students as the administration believes,” SGA Vice President Heather Hennel said. “We were very happy with the turnout,” said Darren DeVore, a mem- ber of the Elections Board of Supervi- snon. “The highest (turnout) anyone expected was 1,200 to 1,400.” The unexpected number of students at the polls did cause some delays for voters. “We had problems with the phone lines backing up,” Hennel said. “This occurred mostly during class breaks. But otherwise the elections went very, very smoothly.” » -.- wow-mm...» .. But Senator at Large Beverly Cole- man said the voter turnout was “sad considering how important the student seat on the Board of Trustees is. “Students need to wake up and real- ize how important the student govern— ment is.” Many students didn’t see the impor— tance of voting in the election. “It’s important for student rights, but I think student government is a joke,” said Jonathan Steenergen, an interior design freshman. I‘I’m just not really interested in it.” Administrators, however, said the seat is an important one. “(The trustees) are the protectors and guardians of the assets of the Uni- versity,” said Jack Blanton, UK vice chancellor for administration. The most important duty of the board is has is selecting the University president, said current trustee chair- man and former Gov. Edward T. “Ned” Breathitt. Originally, the board had no faculty member or student members, said Blanton, but as time went by, the fac- ulty and then the students were allot- ted seats for representation. The Board of Trustees is composed of 16 members appointed by the gov- D ‘-W‘W “ “ ’ madam—«my ”Y'E Hm VIM? Board of Trustees candidates Brandon Voelher (14?) and Ali Amoli (right) discuss the race with Amoli ’s campaign manager, Rich Snedegar. emor, three faculty members and one student who, to this point, was the Stu- dent Government Association presi- dent. The governing regulations for UK full-time student at any time during the academic year, a special election must be held to select a full-time stu- dent. For the first time in UK history, a state that if the student member does special election became necessary not maintain the position as the stu- dent body president or his status as a ’. when T.A. Jones resigned as SGA president on Oct. 22. 4m- .. ,., ....¢ ‘».“~mg,n £,.:,:ga.»,;» aw . .- ”Wettw‘itws‘ —o - \ I‘r’wrl’w l . ”I sf 5 . .._ h .,. ., «e a... . . 2 'l 'bumlay, November 17, l 994, Kmnu'ky Kernel Bailey calls deal ‘hnnch of haloney’ By Sara Spears Smwr Stuff ll 'rrter Lexington (Iommunity Col- lege’s student government received less than half the money it requested from L'K's Student Government Association Senate The money will be used as the annual budget for the community colle e government. T e debate arose over a $2,400 request for food for LCC students during finals week. In )ast years, LCC’s Association 0 Students only asked for $1,600 for this set— come, first-served situation, night students lose out,” Blake said. Senator at Large julie Wright brought an amendment to the floor to reduce the original amount of $2,400 to $800. This amendment passed. The Senate also voted to reduce the allocation for the Black History Program from $500 to $250 and the Women’s History Program from $500 to $250. The Senate voted to cut out the funds for LCC’s awards banquet alto- gether. “You gu 's have a banquet to reward stu ems,” Blake said. “So last night. vice. , The original $13,504 was LCCAS Vice President Sabrina amended to $9,460 last week in Blake said that this was not committee meetings, and the final enough. $6,6l0 was the result of debate “We have run out of food in during last night's meeting. the past, and since it’s a first— - I’ll just have one at my house and pay for it with my own money.” Senator at Lar e LeAnn Nor- ton said she t inks LCCAS deserves all the money it could get. “They don’t even have a win— dow in their door. They don’t have a phone or anything,” Nor- ton said. “They’re paying for phone calls out of their own pock- ets.” SGA President Benny Ray Bai- ley said he thought that the amount of money LCCAS received was low. “It think it’s a bunch a baloney that they didn’t et the money they requested,” ailey said. “It was extremely low compared to the amount of money and effort they put into UK SGA, and it was not well represented in the pro— portion of return (the Senate) gave to them.” Rich Snedegar, who serves as liaison to the Community College Outreach Program, agreed with Bailey, saying LCC students got a “raw deal” from the Senate. “I don’t think the senators have grasped the im ortance of the bill toni ht," Sne egar said. “If this bill ad come up a month ago, there would have been no ques— tion about it.” Snedegar said the financial problems within SGA have really effected the LCC students. Blake said LCCAS plans to make an amendment that would require LCCAS to get at least 60 percent of the money that LCC students put into SGA’s funds through student fees. This amendment will increase on a 5 percent basis until it caps at 70 percent. LCC students give nearly 517,000 dollars to UK SGA as a part of their student fees. Select that perfect gift with the help of the Kentucky Kernel ’3 Christmas Gift Guide By Stacy Schilling StaffWrittr The first mini-medical school Coming Dec. 1 to a newsstand near you. “graduating” class received its ’APABTM N'l' REPORT cnnn A+ . A+ With A Report Card Cathedral ceilings A, leo This, Who Closet“ ' I A+ Gould notuso‘t A++ A++ A++ A+ Cloisters On The Green Apartments (606) 2724561 diplomas Tuesday ni ht after completing a 10-weei course that enabled the students to learn about medicine without going to medical school. Mini—med school is not like medical school because there are no tests, no homework and no course credit. “The program was designed to give a basic understanding of the cause and treatments of medicine,” said Dr. Emery Wil— STUDENTS Put your education to work - become a PARALEGAL "One of the fastest growing professons through 2005." - US. Department of Labor The National Center for Paralegal Training - CELEBRATING 20 YEARS or EXCULENCE IN PAnAtroAt EDUCATION . ONE or rat muons OLDCST AND [ARGEST PARALEGAL rtummc pnooams - AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION APPROVED v EMPLOVMENY ASSISTANCE AVAII Amt - 3»Mo~rH DAY on 9-12 mama [VENING PROGRAMS Meet with our re resentative Tuesday, November 2 , 1 1:00 — 4:00 pm Contact the college Placement Office for the schedule. Call or write for a free brochure and more information. THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR PARALEGAL TRAINING N CPT 3414 PEACHTFEE ROAD. N.E. 28 SUITE 5 ATLANTA. GEORGIA 30326 CALL NOW: 1(800) 275-7842 OR (404) 266-1060 Class receives mini-med diplomas son, dean of the College of Medicine. “The course gave the non—medical peo le a better idea what medical stu ents learn.” The director of the program, Dr. Alan Kaplan, chairman of microbiology and immunology at UK’s College of Medicine, came up with the idea. The program condenses the first two years of medical school into a 10-week course. Once a week, two hours a night, partici— pants learned about medicine. To receive a diploma, students had to attend seven of the 10 lec- tures presented. The pro ram was open to everyone in t e community. “The faculty had to adjust we did,” Kaplan said, “in order for the students to understand.” Steve Watts, a UK Hospital etnplovee, said the course pre- pared him for the future. “It was a good idea because it gave everyone a chance to see what med school is like without going to med school.” Six hundred people signed up, but there were only 275 slots in the program. Maurice Denton, a supervisor at the Kentucky Rehab Center for the Blind, drove from Louisville every Tuesday to attend the pro- am. “This program ives a dimen- sion you wouldn’t End in a three— hour course,” Denton said. “It was an impressive program and makes me apprecrate community out- reach.” You place your life at risk every time you have sex without using a latex condom. And the odds are working against yon—our age group is the most rapidly increasing segment of society snccptiblc to HIV infection. Don’t take blind risks. condoms arc the odds on favorite for snryiuil. NOT USING A CONDOM IS ONLY A SLOWER GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE. A Service at the Student Government Assaclatlon ‘ It's N 0t Too Late!!! [ a _ da .. _ KREGISTER FOR CLASSES” 1995 Spring Semester @ Secondary Windows o «o- «(~0- ”mono-v. 9 r nnnnn ' rum springsemester prior to V (m in January with a $40 latefee; Adwsor holds: "must be lifted for reglsterfo _ v_,:,i.la.t8 registrati ' We erlesthelastdayto El —.'r -. . , ._. “.mwt *nm—a‘... m. _ . ”4.....-" _. . .. . “- ---w.. . ~..... —_-..... ._ .. .~.¢...- ¢-s-.. KnitulyKnnel, M,Nmmberl7, 1994 . Illllll'lgoppets H 0 l Ilflll EASIIIIN UKBlacIe II C |( [I 3 Voices is sponsoring a fashion show Satur at 1 pm. at KERNEL ENIENIERIAINNI Memorial Hall. Tickets are $4 in advance and $5 the day of the show. "TERM" lEAUE In the movie f7unior, ’ Arnold GUIDE The Top 20 albums for the week on WRFL-FM, 88.1 as determined by airplay: 1. m M Blowout Comb 2. him Time Zones Ercbange Schwarzenegger has a little I. III! BI lau Toward the ”’7th bundle of joy and eageriences the pains and plea- :wum“ ”7:11;; 6' P h. sures of pregnancy. he movie opens tomorrow at I. 9°" ' f [9' of 'fi " “ South Park Theater. 7 u" mm W CHEAP IHRlllS STAB SEARCH The Stu- dent Activiites Board Master Card A.C. TS. is sponsorin a talent show tomorrow at 8 p.m. in the Gran Student Ballroom. The event is free. WHFI. spotlights alternative music By Maggie Plolltin Stafl Writer WRFL’s Alternative Music Showcase continues with Starbilly at the Wrocklage tomorrow night. endary indie rock band 5 uirrel Bait. Those who follow the coal music scene are prob- ably aware of the huge following that Squirrel Bait still has. In fact, Creem maga- zine once listed them as one of the top 50 with the college crowd because the members believe their music is accessible, yet not too mainstream. Ford said the music is “not scary, and not fast and noisy enough for the skater crowd.” 1.. W Home 11. “I a!“ Ruby Vroom 12. III! E“ Full Circle 1'. I.“ a! Hon sweet 14. as: Word...£ 15. JII m m. Orange 18. IMP! Crumble 17. has! Self'Abused 18. "I“! PM“! Watusi 10. Hello Starter VVitcb 20. m nun m Sufl'ersystem [WEmusic This is a sampling of live music in Lexington: Although the band officia ly formed in February, rock/punk bands ever. That may be due in Searcy said Starbilly is “a little , Brian Manley, the program director at WRFL-FM, part to Searcy, who is said to have one of smarter than the rock ’n’ roll out there The erCKIage i 88.1, said “they are really well-known in Louisville. the best voices in rock ’n’ roll. now. We are trying not to sound like 361 W. Short Street It’s not like they’re a brand new band.” Guitarist David Ernst and drummer eve body else.” Massy Fer son i That may be because Starbilly is really the culmi- Tom Tompkins are fresh out of Big Wheel, he lead singer said the comparison S . gu '. nation of bands that are no longer together. Peter which has released three albums. Ernst is lonmua with Husker Dii is warranted but there WI f Searcy, the frontman, was the singer for the leg- known for his uncompromising guitar riffs I] d are some differences. Indy ROCkal'ama and olds the philosophy ‘1 ea “We are definitely a step or two Voodoo Glowslculls j that the iriusic “doesré’t V rsnore degeloped than they were,” Too Fat To Skate f ave to ma e sense to e - ear sai . . . good.” gatzfi%;:; Til; Louisville band is looking for- For more information, call (606) 231'7655 Casey Seitz plays bass, will arm at ward to Friday ni ht’s show because it , and Phil Wakeman is the the alrocklage will mean adde exposure and the Lynagh S CIUb newly added guitarist, for- tomorrow. chance to play with Cincinnati rockers 384 Woodland Avenue merly of the band Rabbit p0,. more Thronebe . River Runts 5 0k Floaters Manor. information “I’m real y excited about the show,” Y (l P0 5 Elaine Ford, Starbilly’s on the show Searcy said. “They’re (T hroneberry) a on ers manager, describes the call the ’ great band.” Born Cross-eyed band’s music as melodic Wrocklage Manley has had good experiences For more information, my (606) 255-6614 and catchy. “The guitar ,3,an with Throneberry in the past as well. rocks in this band, and line at “Both bands do well as far as airplay Cheapside Bar & Gl'lll Peter has a powerful, (606) 231-7655. oes, and Throneberry brin almost as _ . beautiful voice.” ig of a crowd as the Blue erries do,” 13.1 CheapsideAvenue i Ford said the band he said. Blll Farris T110 sounds slightly like the Starbilly released a 7-inch vinyl sin- Robby Bartlett now defunct Husker Dii. Critics gle on Buzz Records at the beginning of the month Kell Richie . and fans alike have compared Star- and a full len CD is expected in late January. The 11.3,. C b ll billy with the ever—popular Pearl band current y is on tour in the Midwest with the e1 1 amp e 3v John “no" #31:; :35;me In Lexmgton theaters this weekend, starl- w (March 21 - A ril 19) You’re a By Nick Rholon matic prowess and stage presence. K. Genet as_his.wife, Maria. Watson has Lenny kind of person iii, a Squig kind StaffCritir Each member of the cast does so very delightful instincts, and his general The “you“ :angdfiecztgn’y :Werms murder of world. Salvation is out there, ut you well. beWilderment in the second act makes , . _ won" find l‘ “Pym“ 500“: 50 You," lus‘ UK theatre’s production of “Lend Sean Bryan, as Max, is the backbone the play a hilarious success. So much of Barcelona Two young men In Spaln lace ant“ hfife .to 5‘1“" m the memume‘ Oh’ Stop Me a Tenor” is an all-around success. of the cast. The action moves around the action depends upon Tito, and Wat- Amencamsm- P643 .3 w #2: (A r“ 20 _ Ma 20) Chainsaws The farce, set in the Cleveland of Bryan’s character, and his reaction to the son’s turn on the part is ex uisite. Catrina Confila Whoopl Goldberg stars In InterraCIal J are fun to :13}, with, {m remember: 1934, is the tale of an o era company’s events around him are perfect. Bryan is Genet seems ideal for t e often furi- romantic comedy. PG Everything is fun and games until some— production of “Othel o,” starring a convincing as the bi -hearted dreamer, ous wife of the playboy. She watches from.“ Series of sum-es of sex in the 90's_ one gets a sliced carotid me and starts famous Italian tenor with and he oesn’t display the over her husband, butts a strong enough NR FPumng bl°°d 3“ 0"” the P “6- “00“ more than a little marital power to take the initiative in her character to make her fed-up exit . . . . 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Smith, Jennifer Nacke and Fresh Young boy involved in New York city that’s their problem, not yours. with a touching story of a and still hope against hope Becky Smith round out the cast as a bell- drug scene, R f “"0th 2’ 'fl’finyo‘" “2"" man’s dream to create a the- "Elfin that his dream comes true. hop, singer Diana and opera enthusiast "mm“, Will! a Tom Cruise is a bloodsucker in film or a mate ’5 amp“ cause you ave atrical erience. 7'th Quir but not bumblin ulia res ectivel . Smith has a definite - - . not yet learned to mask the fact that you exp g’ ’ P y. . . . . Vampire VGI‘SIOfl Ol Anne RIOS 5 novel. R are essentially unlikable and have noth- The scenery is near per- y Bryan s portrayal of Max is talent for comedic irritation, buzzmg Juan} L m: Tra ic sto “w b! the H ; ing m off“ On the light side, men are fact. {he faudileince llloimaginary partition between a Tenor”isdiretted trayal of Saunders, the opera plotting to get what she wants. She is does,” wanllo be king. 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