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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION
SEMI-WEEKL-

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UNIVERSITY

SAITO TO SPEAK

AT CONVOCATION

KENTUCKY

OF

NEW SERIES NO. 23

be held from 9 until 12 p. m. Saturday In the Alumni gymnasium.
Inaugurating a now method of
selecting the beauties for the university annual,
will be selected this year from personal appearance ns well as from photographs, out of town Judges having
been engaged for the occasion. The
entrants will be presented in individual still life poses, culminating in a final review of the entire
group at the closs of the sketches.
For the show, a special stage will
be erected complete with back and
front drops and a special lighting
system. The apparatus has been

designed by O. L. Crutchor and Is
so constructed
that the floor can
be cleared for dancing In less than
ten minutes.
The dancing which will commence Immediately at the end of
the contest will be "formal preferred" 'and special lighting will
eliminate the use of main lights In
the gymnasium. At 11:30 p. m. the
winners will be announced
Just
prior to the fifth
which
will be given In their honor.
Attempts are being made to procure Patho News cameramen to
film the event and arrangements
are being made with Hillary G.
Bailey, Indianapolis photographer,
well known for his "Shadow Art"
portraits, to make special pictures
to be sent to College Humor for
the cover contest being presented
by that publication.

VARSITY-ALUM-

Hlrosi Saito. who Is charge d'affaires of the Japanese embassy at
Washington, D. C. will be the prln- -'
clpal spoakor at the general convocation at 10 a. m. today In Memorial hall. Pres. Frank L. McVey
will preside.
Saito will speak upon the subject of "The Far Eastern Situation"
and Is expected to present the Japanese side of the recent Manc.hu-ria- n
controversy.
In addition to
having served as Japanese Consul
General for a number of years in
New York City, Saito has been
connected with the Japanese intelligence service in London and
Tokyo.
Following his arrival In Lexington at 8:15 a. m., the Japanese
diplomat will be the guest of President and Mrs. McVey at breakfast
In the Maxwell home. After his
address at the general convocation,
Saito will be a dinner guest of
Judge R. C. Stoll. At 3 p. m. he
will discuss questions of the Far
East before a group of graduate
students and faculty members in
the general library. Saito will be
the principal speaker at a dinner
sponsored by the International Relations class which will be held at
6:15 tonight in Boyd hall. All people desiring to attend the dinner
are requested to make reservations
with Dean Sarah G. Blanding.
Following a trip to Frankfort
Saturday morning, Saito will be
presented to Gov. wuoy ianoon,
after which he will return to Washington.

Research Club
Has Third Meeting
Dr. Chamberlain and Mrs. E.
J. Asher Give Short Talks
on Education
Third In a series of regular meetings of the Research club was held
last night in McVey hall. The principal speakers were Dr. L. M.
Chamberlain and Mr. E. J. Asher.
Dinner was served In the cafeteria at 5:45 p. m., after which the
club adjourned to Room 109, McVey hall.
The program consisted of the
reading of several papers. Doctor
Chamberlain addressed the group
on the "Work of the Kentucky Education Association," in which he
discussed the task presented the
educational leaders of the state.
Following Doctor Chamberlain's
speech, E. J. Asher of the psychology department made a brief reTesting
port on "The
Service." He told of the organizatesting sertion last spring, of the
vice by the Kentucky Association
of Colleges. This service will offer
tests in English and mathematical
achievement to colleges and high
schools of the state next year. Mr.
Asher Is chairman of the technical
committee.
After a general discussion on
subjects of Interest, the club meeting was brought to a close.

contestants entered in the

Ken-tucki-

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Former Stars of

Wildcat

FROSII ALSO TO PLAY
r

Alumni team will
An
meet the Wildcat basketball team
In the Alumni gymnasium at 7:30
tonight, preceded by a game between the Freshmen and a strong
indenendent team. The carries are
being held under the auspices of
the University Alumni association.
This game precedes the regular
season bv three davs as the varsity
plays the Georgetown Tigers on the
home floor Monday night. Tne
Big Blue is In good shape and there
la hut one nositlon in doubt, that
of the guard post left vacant by
Charlie Worthington wno laiiea 10
return to school.
Eve-- v
man who will play on the
Alumni team was a star player
while a member of the Wildcat
team and several were
players. Lawrence McGinnis,
All - American and All - Southern
guard, will act as captain of the
Alumni team and has Issued
to Dractlcally all the mem
bers of the cage squads for the past
few years. Numbered among me
Alumni stars are Pisgah Combs,
Little" McGinnis, Carey Spicer,
coach at Georgetown college, Len
Miller, Coaches Turkey wugnes ana
Alt" Portwood from me tasiern
Teachers College, "Baldy" Gilb,
Paul McBrayer, and Jake Bronston,
sr

invi-tatio- na

guards,

uui

itou,,

Lawrence Crump, Will Mllward and
ctoniov Mllward. former star cen
ters, and Bill King, member of the
only Kentucky team to win tne
championship of the South.
Even with the numerous stars
numbered in the ranks of the grad
uates, they win not nave an easy
evening with the present Wildcat
five. The 'Cats are In good shape
and are expected to give the Alumni a very unpleasant evening.
There will be a small admission
charge to the general public and
to students with their ticket books.
This money will go to the Alumni
fund.
The frosh team of Coach "Spin
ner" Campbell will maice us nrst
appearance of the year playing tne
club or some other
Ktrnnir lnderjendent team. The frosh
have displayed potential strength In
their series or drills witn me varsny
and bid fair to be as great a team
am that-- nf th Trash of last vear.
Wednesday afternoon uoacn upp
ns

,

varsity through a naro
scrimmage, using both the frosh
and the varsltv reserves as oppo
nents. The defense functioned well
but the offense could not get going
and the coach used various comDin
ations before he got one that real
sent the

Tha Women's Athletic association
council will meet at 4 p.m., Mon
day, In Miss Rebecca Averill's of
fice In the Women's gymnasium.
All

girls

in

Kentucklan beauty contest meet at
i "i nm
Saturday In the rvm to
receive final Instructions concerning
contest.

(Continued

Two of the best teams in the naleague, the New
tional
York Oiants and the Portsmouth
Spartans, will meet at 2 p. m. Saturday on historic Stoll field, in the
first "pro" game ever played in
this section.
A great battle is expected between the two teams because both
have defeated the strongest team
In the league, the Green Bay Packers, and are old rivals.
"Red"
Cagle,
halfback and
former Army captain, is captain of
the Giants. The Spartans are led
by "Father" Lumpklns, who starred
in the backfleld at Georgia 'Tech.
"Shipwreck" Kelly, one of the
greatest athletes ever to wear the
Blue and White of Kentucky, although out with injuries during
most of the season, has been recognized as one of the most elusive
backs in the National league. While
Patterson Hall Is Scene of a member of the a'Cats, the Springconstant threat
field flash was
Affair; Hours Are from
to every team he played against.
4 to 6 p.m. Saturday
Kelly is expected to play for a few
minutes Saturday and may play
By JOAN CARIGAN
the whole game.! if he comes
Pause a moment maid, yon aged through a physical examination all
i.
white head, you may call him right.
The Giants arrived in town late
Father Time, how imperturbably
he swings his unerring scythe, cut- Wednesday night and worked out
ting his allotted swath. Mark how on Stoll field Thursday morning
slender seconds and fat years fall and In the afternoon were taken for
in the
before the attack of the blade. See, a tour of the horse-farm- s
The Giants impressed
how swiftly fall the days left In Bluegrass.
leap year, one year of grace out of the spectators as being very strong
on defense "and a team that deevery four.
pends more than anything on powThe year is fast waning in which er, with an occasional flash of
customs of courtship are turned
provided by Kelly and
about, that one, who for so long Cagle.
must wait to be wooed, may play
Cagle, the former
In
the role of wooer. At fetes she has Armyan interview
star, told
writer that he
been given the ascendency usually expected to win the the Spartans
from
element. but
accorded the masculine
that he expected a hard fought
All these privileged are being with
game. Cagle and the team are
drawn until 1936 brings another enjoying the old Kentucky hospileap year.
tality to the limit and say that they
Theta Sigma Phi, honorary worn-- think Kentucky is a great state.
en's Journalism fraternity, has pre
The members of the teams are
pared a grand finale of leap year from all sections of the nation, and
are listed
social events, a leap year dance to several
The tackles
be held from 4 to 6 p.m. Saturday among the players.
215 pounds
in the recreation hall of Patterson and guards range from
and both the ends are over 200
halL.
pounds. Kelly and Cagle ace the
At this hop, replete with five no- smallest men on the squad which
breaks, all virtues and vices for numbers only 15 men.
which leap year is infamous will be
Clany, former Holy Cross lumin
displayed mercilessly. Tantalizing ary, and Burnette, halfback from
music by Roy Sharpe and his nine Emporia Teachers College in Kanpiece orchestra will give a trium sas, tip the beams at around 195
phant ring to this leap year's swan pounds and are fast and elusive.
song.
Molenda, line plunging fullback
Considering some cold and very from Michigan, gives his weight at
hard facts, one realizes that in the 215 pounds and is an excellent de
three years that must pass before fensive man. Murtaugh, former
the next leap year mea'n 36 months; center at Georgetown U., who fills
or 156 weeks; 1095 days; 26.280 the same position for the Giants,
hours; 1,576,800 minutes; or 94,608,- - is a tower of strength on the de000 seconds of waiting, and perhaps fense and stars as well on the ofshe will be fast approaching that fense.you have never seen a "pro"
If
period of life at which she is mai(Continued on Page Four)
den lady.
a few cold facts, girls. In
Just
case some one wants to be forewarned of the chaperones, they will
Include Miss Marie Barkley, Mrs.
W. L. Salyers, Mrs. J. J. O'Brien,
Mrs. W. M. Nevins, Mrs. W. L.
Dlckerson, Mr. and Mrs. W. L. LovIs Unable To
ing, Mrs. Enoch Grehan, Mr. and Organization
Mrs. V. R. Portmann, Mr. and Mrs.
Secure French Speaker Be
Jack Griffin, Miss Marguerite Mcfore March Because of BudLaughlin, and Dean Sarah Blandget Limitations
ing.
limitations
Because of budget
the fall convocation given each
year to
student or
ganiration for the study of the cul
tures and customs of other coun
tries has been postponed until
March.
Frank Seale, for three years a
According to officers of the stu
football dent group. Representative Virgil
member of the Wildcat
team and one of the most out- Chapman has been negotiating
standing centers In the South will with the French ambassador, Paul
play In the annual charity football Claudel, In an endeavor to bring
Dima nf th East BPfllrLst the South. him to the University as a speaker.
The game will be played Saturday Because of financial conditions the
in Baltimore, Maryland, and will be Frenchman was not able to come
hookbroadcast over a nation-wid- e
to Kentucky for a fall convocation,
up.
In the meantime various profesonly man from sors on the campus have delivered
Seale was the
by the board who lectures to the classes on phases of
Kentucky selected
picked the southern squad and will life in Franch in which their classes
receive all his traveling expenses were Interested. Speakers have lecHe left Lexington tured at convocations held in both
and incidentals.
Sunday night and has been in Bal- the agriculture and engineering
timore all this week practicing. colleges. They spoke on French
Athletes from Vanderbllt, Tennes- contributions to the farming and
and scientific world.
see, Alabama, Tulane, Duke,
other Southern conference schools
Victor Bogaert, Lexington bust
are represented on the team.
ness man, addressed the engineers
Senior members of teams from on topics of Interest to those stu
Army. Navy. New York University, dents. In the art department ProPennsylvania, Penn State. Colgate, fessor Rannells spoke to the classes
Princeton. Harvard. Yale and Pitts and in addition conducted one pubburg are numbered on the eastern lic lecture. He used the collection
aggregation. The southern team Is shown in the recent art exhibit as
poached bv Coach Dick Harlowe of examples of French painting and
Western Maryland and Is conceded In hi talk pointed out character!.
an edge over the Easterners.
tics that are typical of the French
artists whose works were on dis
TO HEAR CAROLS
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on Page Four)

"Of Thee I Sing"
Will Be Reviewed

s

KERCHEVAL NAMED
ALTERNATE CAPTAIN

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FALL ASSEMBLY

PLANS CHANGED

Wildcat Center

To Play Charity

n,

Game in South

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Carnage, and Lane
Speak at Annual Banquet
For Big Blue

McVey,
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Alternate Captain-eleRalph Kerche-va-

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Salt Lick, s Junior ia the College of
Agriculture was
named
leader of the Big
Blue for next
son. For two years
Kercheval has been
acknowledged as the
foremost kicker in
the South.

Dlv.
features that
Other
are being prepared Include a music
nroerram and the rendering of the
nrwr Faust bv members Of the
men's fW club. , While th pro- mn wheduled for the second se.
meter Included the study of
Swlt-renn-

d.

financial conditions make
It neoeary to drop the study of
the Alpine republic.

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Howard "Dutch" Kreu-te- r,
Newport, captain-eleof the 1933 Wildcat football team !s a junior in
the College of Education
u
and a member of Phi
fraternity. He has
played for two seasons at
end for the Big Blue and
is considered one of the
'A II
best ends in the entire
Jl wuth and received honor-ti.Jbmention on the all- Southern team this season.
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Organizations

When the Wildcat griddors again
don their fighting tops with the
coming of next year's football season they will go forth to the battle
under the leadership of Howard
"Dutch" Kreuter. At the annual
football bannuet held at the Lifay- ette hotel, Wednesday night, Kreu
ter was elected to succeed O. L.
"Bud" Davidson, this year's captain.
The receiving of this honor by
Kreuter caps two years of colorful
varsity play for the Newport lad.
Dutch" Kreuter's name has be
among southern
come a
sports critics because of his unus
ually spirited play during the past
two years. Probably the most outstanding work of the new captain-elewas In the Tennessee game of
last season when he scooped up a
blocked punt and scampered over
the Orange goal line for a touch
down and the needed counters to
give the Big Blue a tie with the
lads from Knoxville.
Kreuter's election to the captaincy was not unexpected a3 the fiery
little end for sometime has been
considered the outstanding candidate. Kreuter is the third member of Phi Kappa Tau to be elected to lead the Wildcats In the past
six years; his predecessor was a
member of Sigma Chi.
With the election of the new
skipper came the naming of Kentucky's great punter and All Southern quarterback, Ralph Kercheval,
as alternate captain. Kercheval, a
Junior In agriculture and a member of Delta Tau Delta, will succeed George Skinner who has been
the alternate captain of the Wildcats this season.
The other features on the pro
gram at the annual banquet were
speeches by the retiring captain.
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FORTY-SI-

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Pledge Aid To FOR RIFLE TEAMS
New Frat Group Instruction To Begin DecemDelta Tau Delta and Sigma
Chi To Cooperate With
New Frat Council

ber 12; Four Officers To
Assist in Coaching
Candidates

Delta Tau"Delta and Sigma Chi
fraternities have pledged their co
operation in organizing a new in
council provided a
suitable program can be worked out
by the group. This was announced
following a meeting of the faculty
and undergraduate organization
committees at 7:30 p. in. Tuesday at
the Delta Tau Delta house.

PLAN INTENSE TRAINING

;

The Home Economics club will
Read
meet at 3 p.m. Friday, December 9, Mrs. Virgil Gaitskill To
Pulitzer Prize Play for
room 205 of the Agricultural
In
building. Plans for a children's
Engineers
Chlrstmas party will be discussed.
At the engineering assembly, to
society will he held at 10 a.m. Wednesday
d
The Pryor
hold Its nerf, meeting me nrsi wee morning, December 14, In' Memor
In January, according 'to Joseph ial hall Mrs. Vlrull Gaitskill Will
RoiinHor. nrestdent of the society. review the play "Of Thee I Sing
This will be the first meeting since Last vear Mrs. Gaitskill gave a
reading of "Green Pastures" at one
November.
of the engineering assemblies.
meeting of the
There will be
"Of Thee I Sing" is a satirical
Rturi.-n- t
Council at 4 d. m. Monday, musical comedy. It was written by
December 13 In Room 4, In the George Kaufman and Morrie Rys-KiAdministration building.
The musical score Is bv George
politics furpictures will be taken of the R Oershwln and national the satire.
companies Monday and nishes the material forthe Pulitzer
O. T. C.
Sing" was
Tuesday, December 12 and 13. All "Of Thee I
year, the first
officer are rea lies ted to form prtJie winner lat
innnr
prize has been awarded
A program of selected Christmas
with their respective companies In time the
comedy.
a
enrols will be presented bv the St
uniform when the pictures are tak to Mrs.musical
Gaitskill will be assisted by Catherine's Aead"mv orchestra at
JUMIN M. K.ANE.,
en.
Mrs. Edna Drvden of Paris, who
rwnlar monthlv meeting of the
Kentucklan Editor,
will ing the musical selection, and Catholic clt'b at 10:30 a. m Sunbv Miss Sidney Redmond, also of day. In th Oold mom of tho !
TVi irlrls' vnllev ball tournament
sponsored by W. A. A., will be held Paris, who will play the accompan- fnvptte hotel. Joe 8. Relster. chairman of the program committee i
from 4 until 5 p. m. on Wednesday iment
The public Is cordially limited to in charge of arrangements for the
and Thursday, December 14 and
meeting.
attend this convocation.
15, in the Women's gymnasium.

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Howard "Dutch" Kreuter Is
Chosen Captain of Next
Yepr's Eleven

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Game Will Tie First Professional Tilt Ever Held
In Lexington

Will Give Final
Leap Year Dance

Teams To Play Varsity
In First Game
of Season

All-st-

GAME WILL RE CALLED
AT 2:00 ON STOLL FIELD

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no-bre- ak

TO MEET TONIGHT

Bmlth-Watki-

Kampus
Kernels

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beauty contest and will
Entertainments Are Planned
start the annual yearbook dance to
for Sneaker by President

KREUTER LEADER
OF 1933 ELEVEN

Kelly. Caele, Lumpkin Will
Play When Spartans
Meet Giants

m. in Alumni Gymnasium;
Palhe Expected

St art inn promptly at 9 p. m., the
"EASTERN SITUATION"
IS ADDRESS TOPIC curtain will rise on the first of the

WILDCATS ELECT

1933 CAPTAIN AND ALTERNATE

STARS IN CAME

Curtain Will Rise on First of 26 Contestants Promptly at
9 p.

FANS

WILL SEE FORMER

AT KYIAN HOP SATURDAY

Charge d'Af faires of Japanese
Embassy Principal Speaker;
McVey Will Preside

McVey end Judtre Rtoll

LEXINGTON

BEAUTIES TO BE CHOSEN

AT 10 A.M. TODAY

Beauties!

SATURDAY; KYIAN DANCE
SATURDAY NIGHT

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1932

VOLUME XXIII

Notice!

FOOTKALL GAME

A special committee, consisting
of Gordon Burns, chairman, Horace
Miner, Richard Clark, H. V. Bas- tln, and Prof. Roy Moreland were
appointed to make a thorough study
of the situation and to draw up a
prospective constitution and bylaws. This committee contemplates
writing to the national
conference and to several of
the leading universities to secure
suggestions and solutions to the various problems which are common
to such organizations.
The plans
when p refected will be submitted
to the various fraternities ror ratification.
After organization has been ef
fected a complete program of university and fraternity activities will
be carried out.
Officers of the present group are
Gordon Burns, president; Harvey
Mattingly,
J. D. O'- Roark, secretary; and Bill Humber,
treasurer. All national social organizations are admitted to the order as It is constituted at present.
Inter-fraterni- ty

Forty-si- x
candidates for the Varsity and R. O. T. C. rifle teams reported Monday, December 5 in the
Preliminary
Armory.
instruction
will begin Monday, December 12
with Capt. Harry D. Scheibla in
charge. Firing will start after the
Christmas holidays.
All members of last year's team,
both Varsity and R. O. T. C. who
have not reported for the team this
year, may do so sometime before
instruction starts December 12. All
freshmen who are out for the R.
O. T. C. team and other freshmen
desiring to try out may do so on
recommendation of their instructor
if they have satisfactorily completed the practical work in rifle marksmanship.
Captain Scheibla announced that
he would begin immediately to pick
out the men capable of firing and
instructors,
with the following
Lieut. James E. Rees, Lieut. P. E.
LeStourgeon, Lieut. H. D. Criswell

and Staff Sergeants Kinker and

the

captain-elec- t,

captain-elec- t.

and the alternate

All of them express-

ed confidence in the athletic staff
of the university.
Coach Gamage was one of the
principal speakers. He expressed
his satisfaction over the fine showing made by this year's team despite their record of games won and
lost. Gamage said he was pleased
by the fight and determination
shown by his men, even when they
shown by his men, even when they
were playing teams greatly superior to themselves both in starting
and reserve material.
He cited the case of George
Skinner, a light tackle, who was
called upon to play against three
Alabama tackles during one game.
all of whom weighed over 200
promised
fans
pounds. Gamage
and supporters of the Wildcats a
better team next season, saying that
the material coming up from the
fine freshman team of this year will
be enough to better the 'Cats'
when nexi
chances considerably
season gets under way.
Frank Lane, Cincinnati official.
also was a speaker at the banquet.
Lane praised the Wildcats for their
fine, clean playing, and expressed
the opinion that they were one oi
the cleanest teams that he has ever
been privileged to watch. Lane
called the nine game schedule play- (Continued on Page Four)

Perkins would carry out an inten
sive training program.
Both the Varsity and R. O. T. C.
teams have interesting schedules
this year. Besides the annual Hearst
Trophy matches and the Fifth
Corps Area match, Captain Schei
bla has scheduled matches with
other college and university teams
and with the independent rifle
teams.
Captain Scheibla said that he was
pleased with the large number of
candidates that turned out for the
9 teams. He hopes to have the best First Apparance of Season
Varsity and R. O. T. C. teams that
Is Scheduled for 8:15 p.m.,
The Gulgnol theater will present the University has ever had. "To
Friday in Memorial Hall;
The Critic," Richard Brinsley have a good team," Captain Schei
Large Audience Requested
comedy, which bla said, "The men must show an
Sheridan's three-awill be presented the week of Jan- interest in the work and be present
At 8:15 p.m. Friday, December
uary 9 as the curtain raiser for for every practice period."
concert band wilt
for the R. O. T. C. 16, the Universityappearance
season in Lex
Candidates
the 1933 dramatic
of
make Its first
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ington, and Director Frank Fowler
in a program In the Memis busy at the present time casting
orial hall. This year the Univerthe 28 roles which the play provides.
sity has the finest concert band in
"The Critic," Is a burlesque on
its history and attendance at this
Shakespearian tragedy and is treconcert would be of interest for
mendously interesting in that it Is
something entirely different from Meeting Is Scheduled for 3:30 everyone. There is no admission;
charge, and the only thing the
anything the Gulgnol has presented
P. M. Tuesday in Patband asks is the privilege of playIn several seasons. It provides uning to a packed house.
terson Hall
usual costuming, from the periods
The tentative program will be as
of 1U00 and 1779, and includes two
Prof. R. D. Mclntyre will be the follows:
separate stage sets, one of which
will be an attempted reproduction principal speaker for the December
Jsirch: Washington Grays Qra-full- a.
of the old Drury Lane theater in meeting of the Lexington chapter
of the American Association of
London.
Overture: Rienzi Wagner.
Miss Virginia Boyd will be In University Women. The meeting is
Trio from "Attila" VerdL Edgar
charge of costumes for the produc scheduled for 3:30 p. m., Tuesday, Bagshaw, cornet: Frederick Moore,
tion. and O. L. Crutcher, the able December 13, and will be held in trombone; Robert Griffith, baristage manager who so successfully Patterson hall instead of at Max tone.
deoicted the scene In the dugout well place, according to an anSerenade: The Old Church Orfor "Journey's End." will try his nouncement of the change of place gan Chambers.
hand at the difficult task of making of meeting.
Novelty: The Whistler and His
"Here and There In Music," will Dog Pryor. Piccolo solo by James
a realistic background for those de
subject of the address which
liKhtful, ridiculous characters of be the
another era. The cast of char Professor Mclntyre will present and lakemore. Intermission
acters for "The Critic" will b an- which he will illustrate with recSouthern Rnodv Homer.
nounced soon and tickets will be ords. Selections which will be playBrass Quartettes: (a) Murmurafter the ed will be, principally, records of
on sale immediately
fb) Hunting
ing Breezes Round;
contemporary
American compos!
Christmas holiday.
Chorus from "Der Frelschutz"
lions.
PALMER ADDRESSES CU B
Miss Chloe Gifford, a graduate of Weber. .lame M'ller. first pnrnet:
White Mathematics club hied its the University Law School, and Henrv Hall, second cornet; Frederregular monthly meeting Wednesteacher at Sayre College Is presl ick Moore, trombone; Robert Grifday, room 109. McVey hall. Prof. dent of the Lexington chapter of fith, baritone.
Selection: The Prince of Pllson
E. Z. Palmer. College of Commerce, University Women. Miss Julia Al
talked on "Mathematics lii the len. Dean of Hamilton College, will Ludors.
Mareh: The Stars and Stripes
Business World." Next meelirv of preside at the December meeting
Forevei" Sousa.
and will Introduce the speaker.
the club will be held January 11.

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from the stuinvited supgrstion
dent body. A number of constructive, criticisms were received, but
the dominant tone of all of them
wns that anything so essentially a
stu.ient activity should not be taken entirely from student control, as
was suggested In that editorial.
With this In mind, we will
a brief survey of various
methods suggested. Rome of them
are practicable,
others are not.
Some have already been tried
and proved failures, and others
leave loop holes for the unscrupulous. Many of them, however, have
good points that may be incorporated Into a method that ultimately
may be adopted.
One means offered is the use of
athletic ticket books to establish
eligibility to vote. Although the
plan as outlined is somewhat more
complete than that in effect at
the university two years ago when
the ticket books were used in voting, It is not comprehensive enough to prevent entirely Illegal
methods of balloting now practiced on the campus.
Another suggestion is that, regardless of what method of voting
might be adopted, the ballots bear
serial numbers and stubs, as is the
prevailing custom in civil elections.
Considering this a most construe
tive criticism, The Kernel investi
gated and found that the additional cost of having the ballots printed in this manner would be relatively small.
One of the most valuable suggestions received and one that at first
did not appear feasible, also patterns after civil elections. This plan
calls for a special registration of
students, only those registering being eligible to vote. Unquestionably
a good Idea in itself, the plan presents difficulties that make it seem
Impracticable.
development
of the
Detailed
method, however, has shown that
If put into effect it will provide the
student body with a means whereby it may, with some faculty assistance, conduct honest campus elections. The Kernel has been given
assurance that this method will re
ceive the support and
of the deans and the faculty if it
is adopted.
In a forthcoming issue we shall
attempt to give a detailed explanation of the workings of this method.

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HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
STUDENT RIOHTS MAINTAIN
LAWRENCE A. RERRON , . tdltor-ln-ChlMARVIN O. WACHS . . . Man taint

Mitat

IN THE BALANCE
With the howl of "Wolves"

at-

taining a
pitch as
they savagely circle their prey, with
student opinion viciously divided
concerning the soundness of the Incumbent system of athletic management, and with associates and
employees of the athletic department struggling vigorously in the
middle of the fray, the university
athletic situation has reached a
crisis. At this time the Issue can
death-thirsti-

not be avoided. Questions Involved
must be settled one way or the
other.
With the publication last Friday
of an editorial titled "Athletic In
vestigation" The Kernel announced
its Intention of beginning a erles
of utterances dealing with the athletic situation. Its policy, In opening this discussion was a constructive one, designed with the stated
intention of bringing athletics and
the student body to closer union.
Its writings were to be discriminate
but Impartial And, at the time,
no controversal statements were
made.
With the publication of Its Initial
discussion,
however. The Kernel
found its policy misconstrued and
aligned through oblique logic with
the sentiments of "Wolves'" howling
for the "kill" of Coach Gamage.
Tuesday,
therefore,
The Kernel
found it necessary to clarify the
misinterpretation placed on Its utterances, and, at the same time,
to withdraw from the specific discussion which it had intended to
promote.
Today, however, the situation is
different.
The turmoil centering
about the head of Coach Harry
Gamage cannot and' must not be
overlooked. The Kernel feels that,
at this time an avoidance of its
particular, and previously outlined
editorial campaign is most wise. On
the other hand, silence concerning
the present issue would be less wise.
With this in mind The Kernel
has determined to redirect the
course of its previously planned
campaign, seek out the causes ana
motives behind the much bruited
charges of Inefficiency, lncompe-tanc- e,
and isolation of the present
system of athletic management,

- - -- by

LAMANT MORT
When my hour Is come, I shall not
be afraid,
But, with clonk of strength about
me,
I shall walk forth Into the cool
nlRht shade,
And alone by the rolling sea,

Gaddock

From mu pursuit of
am'rous mood
ITiu
couriee liqhtlu

I shall lie down in the nweet rented field.
Cooled by the soft winds breath,
I shall let my mortal being quietly
yield
To the eager embrace of the lover,
Death.
JEAN.

slips

like a stinqu
Scotchman she
Will pause and purse
her lips.

For

Christmas

Cards

Is one of the largest states of the
Southern Conference group, there-

fore, must have ample football material to pick from; Kentucky's
Athletics are supposed to be
consequently money is
no handicap.
Gamage with all of the above
Mr.
assets has failed to produce
team
that has won a major conference
game. The men who picked him
for a football coach certainly had
a sense of humor, but the men responsible for keeping him after his

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