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Wednesday, March 25, 1970

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY, LEXINGTON

Vol. LXI, No.

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Candidates Step Into SG Campaigns

Jennings, Valentine
Announce Candidacies',
Seek Campus 'Unity'

ACT Names
SG Nominees
Twelve candidates for Stuwere andent Government
nounced Tuesday afternoon by

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et was an act of unity in itself.
"With the pooling of our
Greek and independent backgrounds, resources and knowledge," said Valentine, "we plan
to unite the factional elements
of this campus."
Valentine also declared there
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is a "continual need to improve
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services for students."
After their statements, Jennings responded to a question
about debate with Steve Bright
by saying, "I'll take him one
on one."
Jennings also said he felt the
main issues of the campaign will
be student services and academic affairs.
Valentine and Jennings are
both members of the Student
Bob Valentine, with back to camera, and Ched Jennings, right,
Government cabinet. Jennings,
announced their candidacy for vice president and president, rea junior political science major,
spectively, in the upcoming Student Government election. Jennings
is the director of student serexplained that an organization "is only as strong as the elected
vices. Valentine, a sophomore,
leadership." Mark Bryant, another presidential candidate, stands
is the director of student housKernel Photo by Dick Ware
at the rear of the room.
ing and dining service.

By RON HAWKINS
Kernel Staff Writer

A crowd of approximately one

hundred students filled Room
2 15 of tlie Student Center Tuesday to hear Chcd Jennings announce liis candidacy for Student Government
president.
They also heard Roger Valen-

Affirm
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Nixon Asks Stiff Bombing Penalty
WASHINGTON
Nixon asked Congress today to increase penalties even
to the death penalty and to extend federal jurisdiction to deal
with the rash of bombings by
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interests,
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"potential murderers."
The President proposed extending and strengthening laws
involving the transportation and
use of explosives in the wake of
what he called an alarming increase in criminal bombings and
threats in recent months that
"have sent fear through many
American communities."
Schools and public buildings
have had to be evacuated, property has been destroyed and
lives lost, Nixon said.

a conflict of
William Dawson announced his
resignation from the Elections
Board of Student Government
Tuesday afternoon.
Dawson filed to run for Student Government president a few
minutes earlier. Running for vice
president with him will be Don
Wagner.
"With deepest regret," Dawson said in las statement, "I find
myself in a position that forces
me to resign from the Elections
Board of Student Government

"Clearly many of these bombings have been the work of political fanatics, many of them young

this year."

to damage or destroy any building, vehicles or property owned
by the federal government or
involving any business engaged
in interstate commerce or any
said.
He said these "anarchic and federal property or property of
criminal elements who perpetu- private businesses engaged in inate such acts deserve no more terstate commerce.
Possession, without written
patience or indulgence. It is time
to deal with them for what they authorization, of any explosive in
a federal building or one leased
are."
Nixon proposed: making it a to the federal government would
federal crime to use explosives be a federal crime.
criminals posturing as romantic
revolutionaries. They must be
dealt with as the potential murderers they are," the President

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Central Facility should be open until two
o'clock on Friday and Saturday
CenterComplex

nights.
Half of the students indicated
they would use the facilities only "occasionally" if the hours
were extended.
The students said that if the
facilities were opened, the grilles
should also remain open. There
was an overwhelming desire for
hot food service in the grilles
late in the evening.
Women students would prefer to extend their lounge hours
2 a.m. on weekends and to 1
a.m. Sunday through Thursdays.
The present hours were rank- ed least desirable of four alterna- tives by the men.

versity affairs can arise," according to Falls.
He said, "I think we have a
great team. As far as ability,
concern and experience, I think
we've got what it takes."
ACT candidates include: Joe
Bowvien, Graham
Browning,
Hazel Colosimo, Tom Converse,
Howell Hopson,
and Betty
Johnson.
Other ACT candidates include: Wendy McCarty, Sara
O'Briant, Josh O'Shea, Connie
Runyon, Donna Shoupe, and
Jan Teuton.
Jan Teuton is the only candidate who presently serves as a
SG representative.
Later in the week, ACT plans
to announce its platform.
Falls explained that ACT was
formed to get quality people in
student government. He said,
"We're trying to get rid of a
great deal of incompetency."
The ACT steering committee
has been working for several
weeks considering about 50 students that have shown more
than average interest in student
affairs. The committee chose 12
candidates who it thought
were qualified to do the job.
Falls said, "we looked for students who are concerned. They
don't like what's happening."

About 400 students
Complex, 130 students
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area,
students from North
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and 370
Campus

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participated in the
survey.
Over half of the students participating in the survey were
freshmen.
More than 700 of
them did not have cars.
Steve Bright, in conversations
with Allen Rieman, director of
Food Service; Dean Rosemary
Pond, Residence Hall Programming; Robert Blakeman, director of Auxiliary Services; Frank
Harris, director of the Student
Center and Jack Hall, dean of
students, received encouragement in regard to the possibility
of extending the hours of the
Student CenterCentral Facility
and grilles, at least on an experimental basis.

The Campaign Trail

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Student Government candidates will take part in
a North Campus Debate that will be held in Patterson
Due to the inclement winter weather, construction on the new Hall at 10:30 p.m. Thursday, March 26.
Agricultural Science Center has been hindered greatly in recent
k The Student Government Election Committee will
weeks. Construction, which began this semester, is expected to be
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completed within' the next two years. The sight of the proposed present the election rules to the candidates in Room
9 p.m. Thursday, March 26.
structure is next to the present Agricultural Science Building. of the Student Center at

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vice president.
In announcing his election
hid, Jennings said that an organization "is only as strong as
the elected leadership."
He
added, however, that an organization's effectiveness can be only as strong as its support.
Jennings said his campaign
would be one calling for unity.
The stated theme of Jennings'
campaign is "Unite the Campus."
'This campus has witnessed
over the past couple of years a
continual warring among students' factional groups. We propose and will demonstrate when
in office a politics of student
unity," said Jennings.
Valentine continued the theme
of unity when announcing his
candidacy for vice president. He
said the Jennings-Valentin- e
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(ACT) Campaign Chairman.
ACT, a new student govern
ment party, is "dedicated to
building an organization from
which an increasing degree of
student communication, cooperation and therefore voice in Uni-

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Combat Cuties Could Be Dangerous

Ry JANE D. BROWN
Kernel Siaff Writer

went on to explain how she arrived at this somewhat remarkable conclusion. She suggests
that we look at animals and
make something of a comparison. "In many species, combat
between males, whether its purpose is to gain dominance or
win control over territory or attract females, is highly ritualized and typically nonlcthal. Females do not engage in these
ritual trials of strength. Normally they fight only in defense of
their nest and their voung, and
then they fight very fiercely and
to the death."
She continues, saying that
throughout history it has been
the male members of the race,
tribe, castle, etc. who were
trained and tested "for their
ability to keep within the
bounds of these learned rituals
of fighting."
Miss Mead asserts tliat we
have no way of knowing whether the kinds of training that
teach men both "courage and

A lot of talk lias been going
around alxmt drafting women,
lately. The argument goes that
guys have induction hanging
over their heads most of their

adolescent

so

lives,

why

shouldn't women? Why pick on
men?
Hut would war, the
armed services and women really get along?

Margaret Mead, a noted anthropologist, said in an article
in "Redlook" that "women in
combat might be too fierce." She

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women or even effective in a
crisis."
Women Too Fierce
So this woman thinks that females might just ruin whatever

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far as the Geneva Accords

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go.
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According to Miss Mead,
calise they have never been

taught alout "accepting the

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wards of keeping the rules and
the punishments for breaking
them, "women, as a fighting
body, might be far less amenable to the rules that prevent
warfare from Incoming a massacre."
In other words, if women ran
a war, it probably would be
bloodier and more fierce than it
is today.
All right, so women are kept
out of the front lines and we put
them at the jobs which, by tradition, no man should be doing
in the first place. Jobs such as
secretaries and librarians, and
nurses. Females do those kinds
of things really well, advocates
male.
a pro-maYes, women do those jobs
well, but would they be satified?
Margaret Dartlett, a woman Marine, who wrote about her experiences in a recent issue of Seventeen magazine, doesn't think so.
She joined the Marines not to
escape but to do something besides go to college or become a
housewife. And she ended up
le

the Aviation Electronics
school.
Her description of Marine
I loot
camp would probably make
enlistment
a girl considering
stop for a second look. Even
though the recruiter assured her
that the camp was for women,
at times it seemed designed for
nothing less than an ancient
Amazon. Sixty girls had to use
ten showers in thirty minutes,
and that meant shampoos, too.
Haircuts are not limited to
men recruits. The women are
not allowed to wear their hair
at a length any longer than that
which touches their collar. As
for make-uthey are permitted
to wear only lipstick. It had to
match the red cord of their winter cover (hat).

was worth a chit) to leaving
the shoes under her clothing
rack untied.

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Miss Dartlett says there are
rules for everything, and, if
something isn't quite up to
standards, the woman responsible receives "chits," something
like a demerit. A woman Marine
can get one for everything from
making an incorrect entry in the
duty logbook (failing to dot an

Barracks Would He Fun
And her story continues. If
women were drafted at 18 like
men arc today, things would
probably remain somewhat similar, but on a much larger scale.
Women probably never would
be right out there fighting, maybe because they would lie too
fierce as Margaret Mead suggests. More probably just
as one girl says, "Women
are too weak for that," or at
least they think they arc.
According to the men, though,
if girls were drafted, or, at least,
if more enlisted, "they wouldn't
need prostitutes in Hong Kong
anymore," and similarly, "barracks living would be a lot more
fun."
From the woman's viewpoint,
the GI has another think coming. As one girl put it, "Women would have so many more
ways of avoiding the draft. All
they would have to say is, 'female problems' and that would
be that."

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Phillips Special
In The Beginning Was A Dream
curred to Mrs.
but since

By HAZEL COLOSIMO
Kernel Staff Writer

Phillips

her husband thought it involved

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Mrs. Anna Phillips has her
own bag, lunch "bag" that is,
and for some twenty years, Mrs.
Phillips' sandwiches and "little
extras" have made her "family,"
the UK community, "a little bit
more comfortable and a little
better fed."
"Hey, anyone going to Phillips'?" is the call of the hungry
to Phillips' Market popularized
by its homemade sandwiches as
a favorite UK spot to "grab a
bite to eat."
The fame of Mrs. Phillips as
the "UK sandwich queen," as
one student titled her, began not
in Lexington, but in Athens,
where she and her close friend,
Mrs. Rebecca Roberts, attended
school and church together.
In 1918, Mrs. Phillips, the
then Miss Horde, came to Lexington to work at Kresge's. Five
years later, she was joined by
Mrs. Roberts. After 31 years at
Kresge's, Mrs. Phillips and Mrs.
Roberts left and the two originated Mrs. Phillips' first market,
Horde's Market, located where
the Campus Corner now stands.
The idea of having a sandwich
counter in Horde's Market oc

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One clay, two little school
boys came into Mrs. Phillips'
store and asked her to make
them bologna sandwiches. Mrs.
Phillips happily made the boys
their lunch, and with the bologna sandwiches, Mrs. Phillips'
"dream" was
Three and a half years later,
Mrs. Phillips moved her store to
its present site facing the Commerce Duilding and Memorial
Hall. Throughout Mrs. Phillips'
different locations, her close
friend, Mrs. Roberts, has been
continuously at her side, helping to make her sandwich business a happy success story.
If happiness is measured by
the attitudes of workers, then
Phillips' Market measures 100
percent. Resides Mrs. Phillips
and Mrs. Rolierts, the rest of
the "business team" consists of
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"too much work," Mrs. Phillips'
"dream" faded.
Dut not for long. When her
husband died, Mrs. Phillips sold
Horde's Market and using the
profits, built a second store,
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Dream Comes True For Phillips

Continued from Tagc 2
Mrs. Alice Carlisle, Mrs. Sally
Cook, Mrs. May Halley and
Mrs. Mabel Story and as one
memler commented, "it's a wonderful place to work I couldn't
he happier any place else," and
the rest of Iter team cheerfully
agreed.
Getting under way at 7 a.m.
every morning, the ladies divide themselves, two spreading,
two putting the sandwiches together and one stapling the
sandwich hags shut, and by 11
a.m., on the average, 100 sandwiches are fixed and ready to
Although Mrs. Phillips could
not give an exact estimate of
the number of loaves of bread

and other ingredients that are
used daily, she commented "it
jakes quite a lot." The Phillips'
"team does their own slicing
of meat "we don't bother with
the packaged kind," and they
make their own homemade meat
salads, with special attention to
tuna salad-- as Mrs. Thillips remarked, "Our tuna salad is not
the greasy kind, ours is packed
in salt water. It's the most expensive kind of tuna to buy but
we feel our customers are worth
the cost."

What does one eat during a

Phildemonstration?
campus
lips' had the answer last spring
when the administration during
lunchtime, unable to leave the

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building because of the protestors outside, got hunger pains.
Calling Phillips', a messenger
was "allowed" to enter the administration building carrying a
"rescue" meal consisting of ham
and cheese sandwiches, potato
chips and ice cream. None of
the "trapped" inside "protested"
except by munching constantly.
"I'm going to be here as long
as I can," Mrs. Phillips com-

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MAUNDY THURSDAY, 7:30 P.M.
Holy Eucharist, Sermon and Stripping of the Altar
GOOD

Morning Prayer, Litany and Meditation
Evening Prayer, Litany and Meditation
2:05 p.m.
Litany and Meditation
5:30 p.m. Stations of the Cross
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* Student King

applaud Student Government president Tim Futrell's efforts in gaining student membership on several top administrative
bodies and University president
Otis Singletary's sagacity in acWe

cepting these suggestions. The addition of students to any decisionmaking body indicates the assurance of a student viewpoint and
progress toward a truly representative university.
However, we seriously question
the additional power granted to the
Assembly president by the adoption
of his suggestions. In each and
every case, the student member
or members of administrative committees is subject to appointment
and approval by the student president or Dr. Singletary. There is no
clause which would give the Student Government Assembly or any
other student organization a program for screening or vetoing potential appointees.
In essence, the Student Government president becomes a kingpin in the dealing out of powerful
campus positions an open road
to student patronage. The usual
system of checks and balances is
destroyed.
Although Futrell will not directly benefit from any of this additional executive power, he still,
as a lameduck president, will exercise some influence in the endorsement of his successor. He has
often said that his only wish of
the next president is a continuation
of the programs he has instigated.
By assuring a strong executive department, Futrell's handpicked successor, if elected, could do just

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For Purple Mountain Majesty Above The Fruited Plane!"

that.

NOTHING IN PARTICULAR

President Singletary, though he
has the power to veto any appointment the student president
might make, would never be able
to adequately research the qualifications of any appointee. In this
respect, he would be almost totally
dependent on the advice of the
student executive.
Regardless of who becomes the
next Student Government presidentand his choice takes on vital
significance with the additional
power he inherits the Assembly
needs to enact legislation granting it some kind of check on presidential appointees.
Otherwise, the office of Student Government president could
well become the office of Student
King.

By BOB BAILEY
It has been brought to my attention
that in some of my recent columns I have
been somewhat unkind to a number of
campus personalities. This is unfortunate.
It is unfortunate because I am really a
nice guy that usually looks for the good
(in people. So I would like to take this
opportunity to report some of the good
I see in some people. Just remember
that occasionally it is difficult to recognize good; especially if it's not there.
Tim R. Futrell (rumored to be Presiwears
dent of Student Government)-- He
nice ties, goes to class regularly, and gets
good grades.
Jim Gwinn (Vice President of Student
Government) -- He makes a great cup of
coffee at the office, and works for the
students on alternate Thursdays.
Jerry Legere (Speaker of the Student
Government Assembly) He keeps the official Student Government Assembly gavel
shiny and is kind to dumb animals.
E. C. (Bucky) Pennington (Candidate
for S.G. Speaker) If you can't say something nice, don't say anything. I won't
say anything.
Steve Bright (Candidate for King)-Belie- ves
Mankind has grown strong in eternal
students will pick the best man
struggles and it will only perish through forS. G. President. Still insists on running
eternal peace.
himself.
Ailolph Hitler
Ched Jennings (Candidate for S.G.

Kernels

The Kentucky Kjernel
Univhsity of Kentucky

ESTAliUSHED

WEDNESDAY,

18D4

MARCH 25, 1970

Editorials represent the opinions of the Editors, not of the University.
Janus

V.

Frank S. ('outs, Managing Editor
Hubert Duncan, Advertising Manager
(,'hii) llutilu'son, Sports Editor

Cwen llanney. Women's I'age Editor
i'atrick Matlies,

Miller,

Editor-in-Chie-

f

Mike Herndon, Editorial Page Editor
Dan Cossett, Associate Editor
hub Varrone, Arts Editor
Don Rosa, Cartoonist

Jimmy Robertson, Circulation Manager
Bill Matthews,
Jeannie Leeilom,
Assistant Managing Editors

Jeannie St. Charles,

Jean llenaker

President) Writes to his mother every
week; whether he has to or not.
Bill Dawson (Candidate for Anything)
Believes in universal sufferage, that is,
everyone should vote early and often.
Skip Althoff (Candidate for S.G. Vice
President) He is Bucky Pennington's
roommate; that's convenient.
Roger Valentine (Candidate for S. G.
Vice President) He comes from Bowling
Green (well, someone might think that's
nice.)

Jerry Thornton (President, Environmental Awareness Society) Wants to become a hermit and have only one child.
Or vice v ersa.
Mike Hemdon (Kernel Editorial Page
Editor) He does his editorial research

at the Two Keys and Keeneland racetrack.
Sam Mason He wants to run a Gubernatorial campaign for the Party of
Truth. Wants to be elected Guber.
Chillie Falls (Editor, S. C. Newsletter)
He writes a hilarious newsletter; even
when he's trying to be serious.
There is the good I see in 13 of our
campus personalities. If I happened to
miss your personal favorite, just write
in and I'll see what I can do.
These 13 represent the most active
people on campus. These are the fellows
who first cry of apathy. It will be interesting to see how many of them bother
to write in to comment on this little
bundle of words. I'll be surprised at three
'replies.

Kernel Forum: the readers write I
...
Med Center Rebuttal

After Lewis Colten's letter appeared
("Kernel" March 11) several of my col- leagues in the Medical Center asked me
if I were going to reply to Mr. Colten.
I have some reservations as to the advisability of even attempting to make a
serious response to Mr. Colten. Not only
does he make exaggerated claims of a
network of 50 undercover agents in the
Med Center for which he offers no ref- erences, but he also makes false and
libelous personal attacks with equal
poverty of supporting facts.
No, I shall not reply to Mr. Colten.
But I do feel that I owe my colleagues
further comment. Mr. Colten claims ttiat
I am "either a liar or . . . totally misinformed" which may or may not be the
case but he makes this judgment solely
on the basis of my original letter. (I can
substantiate my allegations concerning
Mr. Colten, and shall do so on request.)
Furthermore, Mr. Colten nukes several
other judgments as to my character and
yet he knows absolutely nothing about
me. For all he knows, I might not exist.

On the other hand, I have done some
checking up on Mr. Colten and know a
few things about him. Unfortunately the
type of hasty and injudicious mudslinging
in which Mr. Colten seems to wish to
engage is unworthy of an academic in-

stitution.

As to the substance of Mr. Colten's
repeated attacks on the Medical Center,
he has identified imaginary or relatively
minor problems, e.g. undercover agents,
student health, lack of hepatitis "vac- Most bub chapters around the
cines.
country would be able to submit problem
situations such as our Med Center to a
radical analysis and identify the real

problems in terms of
injustices. If Lewis Colten is not
impersonating an SDS member (oops.
I'm sorry, that's unfair) he might educate
the Med Center, the Campus, and the
City to some of the real problems; and
then he might suggest feasible solutions,
of the position of a
e.g.
patient advocate.
VVALLY UHVIS
Medical Student

* .THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wcclnsday, March 25,

Coming Easter Weekend

INVENT A SLOGAN

trovcrn tnent Census Stirs Controversy
WASHINGTON
tion about the
to the head of the houseJapa(CPS)-T- he

country's

ritual of the gov-

every-tcntlr-ye-

nese residents when

ernment taking a census is coming
Easter weekend, and census organizers are worried about campaigns by some students and
other young people in opposition to the population count.
The underground press, for
example, has called on citizens
to boycott the census because
it is "government snooping concerning the who, where, how,
why and so forth of everybody
in the country," according to
one East Coast underground paper.
"The government uses this
collected information to check
where certain people are: where
Black people are (so that they
can revise their ghetto occupation plans), where runaways are
or can go (where communes are),
and so on," the paper charges.
Census promoters say the
movement is mistaken in
its charges. The Bureau of the
Census is legally bound not to
release any information obtained
in a census to any governmental
or private agency, including the
FBI, Selective Service and Internal Revenue Service, they say.
The government has tried before to obtain census information and has failed consistently,
according to the census public
information department. At the
beginning of World War II, the
government asked for informa- anti-cens-

AMA

it began

herding them into concentration
camps. The Census Bureau refused to release any information,
and the government was forced
to seek the information elsewhere.
More recently, the Secret Service has tried to gain information on the make-uof specific
neighborhoods, and the Census
Bureau has refused to release
any information, the Bureau says.
Census records are on microfilm permanently filed by address
not by name in Pittsburg,
Kansas, but only the individual
himself has access to his records.
The records can be used for age
establishment for insurance or
for passport identification. A person is charged several dollars
for the identification service.
The basic reasons the Constitution requires a census to be
taken every ten years are for
legislative apportionment and
taxation purposes. Other purposes of statistical information
finding not specified in the Constitution, but not prohibited,
have been added, because "they
give a government some basis
for decision mak