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A victorious Jimmy Glenn hugs one of his supporters after winning last years SGA election.

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the students concerns with those of the University.

Jimmy’s plan

New SGA president looks to improve services and access available to students

By Adam Stapleton
Contributing Writer

As UK begins a new school term. our
Student Government Association is un-
der new leadership.

This new guiding force is SGA's
newest president. James H. Glenn Ill.

The Owensboro native said he first
got involved in politics when he arrived
at UK by joining freshman political orga»
nizations.

“I first ran for one of the freshman
seats (in the SGA)." Glenn said. “Then
the next year. I ran for another post and
received the second most votes. So Whit-
ney Speaker (SGA's vice president) and I
decided to run for president and vice
president."

Although the above-mentioned of~
fices were Glenn's first taste of politics on
the college level. he was no stranger to
the rigors of leadership. In high school.
he was a member of the student council.
and participated in the Academy for
Young Leaders and the Kentucky Youth
Assembly.

His list of activities at UK includes
Student Activities Board. Alpha Phi
Omega service fraternity, Phi Kappa Psi
social fraternity and SGA senate coordi-
nator.

Currently in the third year of a civil
engineering degree. Glenn‘s commit-
ments keep him busy.

But he wouldn‘t want it any other
way.

“It‘s been fun." he said. “lfthere's not
a whole lot going on. then I do my best to
try and get involved in something. I've
usually kept myself pretty busy all the
time."

“There are enough issues concerning
students to keep all of SGA busy most of
the time." he said.

New and returning students may

m

wonder what the Apollo lligli School
alumnus has planncd for SGA this year.
When asked. one of the first things Glenn
mentioned is better student seating at
Rupp Arena for basketball games.

“Students pay the tuition." he said.
“but don't get good seats at games like
other students at other schools do. (For
mer UK player) (‘ameron Mills once coni-
plained that the team cannot hear the stu
dents cheering because their seats are not
close."

Since the seats are decided by a lot
tery. this leaves some students lacking
good seats. even ifthey do get up early in
the morning in order to be first in line.

Another top goal of Glenn is to gain
more student involvement in the selec-
tion of teaching assistants.

“Students. coming in as freshmen
and sophomores. mostly have teaching
assistants." Glenn said. "But students
aren‘t involved in the selection of these

 

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Vice president-elect Whitney Speaker (left) con-
gratulated Lynsie Gaddis, who received the most
votes in the senator at large race.

FILE PHOTO

Glenn hopes to make a difference at UK by involving

teaching assistants.“ llc addi-d that lie d
like to see the results of ti-aclict' cvalna
tions more readily accessible.

Glenn would also like to see SGA be
gin a test bank. a resource in which stu
dents could bring their old copies of c.\'-
ants in different courses to a central locae
tion. where other students could check
them out.

"We think it would be useful for \lllr
dents to see what kinds of tests a teacher
gives." he said. "so that students will
know basically how to study."

Glenn said that dialogue with the
l'nivci‘sity about achieving these goals
has already begun since his election in
the spring term. Though these goals arc
fully attainable. “Sonic goals are more
easily reached than others." he said.

In fact. Glenn spcnt ’I‘ucsday after
noon in a lunch meeting with (K Presi»
dent Charles T. \Vcthington .lr. dis-
cussing (werything from the upcoming
Board of 'l‘rustces meeting to how they
thought the football team was going to do
on Saturday.

“It was just a chance to get together."
Glenn said of his lunch with Wethiiigton.
“Wc just wanted to make sure that we
don‘t lose track of cach other."

The Glenn administration is also try-
ing to see that students “get their mon-
ey‘s worth" out of SGA.

“Students have to pay $3.25 in their
tuition for SGA." he said. “but a lot of
them don‘t realize that SGA is here for
student organizations to get money for
things we had so much money left over
this year."

“My vice president (Speaker) and I
are doing our best to make sure the stu-
dents get the tiiost out of their money."
he said.

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ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE

UK reaches
second tier
status

By Kevin Thacker

COVNFRlBiilfiIING WRiIER

l'K has advanced its educational
prowess. The US. World and News Report
niowd IIK up one level in their national
university rankings. from third to second
tier.

“The University was the best keep so
crct in the United States. Now it‘s being
told.“ said Dr. Fitzgerald Bramwcll. I'K's
\‘l('t‘ president of graduate research.

The second tier holds 70 schools.

['K‘S promotion was based on factors
such as freshman retention rate and repu-
tation score.

The reputation scorc is calculated us-
ing the opinions of presidents. provosts and
deans of admissions of the other ranked
universities. said Ben (‘artz L'K's vice pres
idcnt of administration. The reputation
score carries more weight than any other
category in the ranking process. making up
2;") percent of the overall score.

"One of our goals was to move up in
the next several years. but we did it much
quicker than wc thought possible." Carr
said.

.lllf‘ Burch. I'K's vice president of uni-
versity relations. praised the UK communi-
ty for illt'll' role in the move upward.

“A lot of it has to do with the quality of
the student body and faculty." hi- said.

(‘ari‘ and Burch agree that being na»
tionally ranked is very important to re
cruitincnt. Burch belicvcs that recognition
iii a national magazine such as I'S. World
and News Report will help make l'K more
visible to potential students. and possibly
their parents.

"We‘ve conic a long way. it‘s one inorc
indication to what the L'niversity is doing
to get to the top-20. " (‘arr said.

 

 

UK and its benchmark schools
ranked in tier 2

Reputation Score: 3.0
Freshman Retention: 79%
F ulI-time Faculty: 81%

Indiana University at
Bloomington

Reputation Score: 3.8
Freshman Retention: 86%
Full-time Faculty: 94%

Ohio State University

Reputation Score: 3.7
Freshman Retention: 79%
Full-time Faculty: 91%

University of Tennessee
at Knoxville

Reputation Score: 3.2
Freshman Retention: 77%
Full-time Faculty: 93%

Senior starts commercial website

By Whitney Smith
CONTRIBUTING VRITER

Beginning yesterday. KYSwapShop

.com. a web site designed by UK finance se-
nior Quint Tatro, opened up for business.
“This is a place where students [can]
find all information relevant to them in
one place ._ free of charge." Tatro said.
Swap Shop, designed to keep students
updated on material not commonly found
in their class syllabus or the University
Bulletin. involves everything from the col-
lege to business. Topics from the availabil-
ity of a plane ticket home for Christmas to

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nightly drink specials at local bars fill the
site.

It contains information on local attrac-
tions, employment. apartments. gyms.
cars. vacations and even classified ads. It
also offers movie times for all theaters iii
Lexington. including reviews and stu
dents‘ ratings for each movie.

With the large growth of Internet ac-
cess across campus. including the recent
addition of the ResNet systems in campus
housing. Tatro feels students will greatly
benefit from the information and various
services available through
KySwapShopcom.

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that students can place classified ads for
free.“ Tatro explained. "All they need to do
is go to the site and fill out the form. and
the ad will be posted the next day."

By mid-afternoon of its first day.
KYSwapShopcom had already registered
nearly 200 hits.

It took Tatro nearly 80 hours a week
this summer to compile all the informa-
tion and links which are accessible
through this site. which will be updated
weekly.

Tatro learned many of the skills need-
ed to create his web site from classes taken
at UK. and completed most of the work
necessary to create the site at the William

T. Young Library. He encourages [7K stit-
dents to realize all the technologies and
skills that are available to them through
University programs.

The site will only get better with time.
Tatro said. Soon it will offer restaurant
guides complete with menus. along with
hotel guides including rates and specials.

Besides being an accessible resource
for students. KYSwapShopcom also offers
inexpensive advertisement to local busi-
nesses.

The site even has its own email ad
dress for questions and comments:
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FOOTBALL

U of L’s Smi

War of words: Louisville head coach
escalates the rivalry between Cats and Cards

Ltll'lSVlLLlfl. Ky

showdown

With otily days
rettiaitiitig before the annual football
between the state's two
largest universities. Louisville coach

John L Smith said he believes ['K may l'K

Wall! tti t‘llll the st‘l‘lt's

When asked by a television reporter
at his \\eel\’l_\ news conference about ru-
mors to that effect. Sitiith said it would

tint surprise him

"tl'lx' coach llal .\lumme) has not
mentioned that to tne. littt you know
they look down their nose at its." Sttiitli

said Monday “it‘s like we're the red “ml

headed stept'ltild that comes
in They don’t want to play
11‘ H

'l‘old of Smith's comments.
.\lumm~- said the (‘ardinals
had :i .Ireat season last year
‘iiitl probably would come
oyer and beat his team Satur-
.l.tx .e l otiittionwealtli Stadir
um.

"So tar as them being red
headed stepchildren, I don‘t
know lye li"\v‘l' had any
stepclitldren.‘ ilt'tllllmtt‘tf.

’l‘lie t-omtiietits offended
l'K :liilietlt’ director (‘..\l.
Newton.

"1 realiy t‘esetit that." New
ton said. "That‘s absolutely
not true.

"i Louisville tillllt'tlt' direc-
tor) 'l‘om .lurich and l have
talked and l know he doesn‘t
feel that way. We have noth-
mg bttt respect for what
they‘ve done with their pro»
gram and for what (Smithi is
doing That’s bothersome
and lbs not accurate."

After a TIHeat‘ hiatus. 1K
and l.ouis\ille renewed the
series in lflf-tl and split the
first four games at t‘ommon
wealth Stadium. Last season,
the Wildcats drulibed
Louistille Haul in the first
ever game at l’apa .lohn's
l‘ardinal Stadium

The two schools are signed
to play each other through
L‘ltllfi. llov.‘e\‘et‘. Newton said
Tylondo he would consider
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Louisville's coach

the Wildcats currently
play both each year

iii an effort to cre-
ate more flexibility in
non-ctinference
schedule.

“There may be sotne
thoughts down the road
of goitig two (years) on
and two off. bttt we have
absolutely no thoughts of
eiiditig the series.” Newton

  
   
   
  

Both Stiiitli atid
Mumme agreed
that the game is im-
portant to the state's
football fans.

"We‘ve got to step up
anti make this thing a
competitive thing to
where it's the biggest
thing iii the state for that
first game." Stnitli said.
“We can all lirag for a year
or cry for a year. That's what
makes college football fun. so
lets make it bigger and bigger
and bigger."

Mumme said he would like
to schedule a home-home se-
ries with a prominent team
from another region. bttt not
if that means permanently
dropping the Louisville game.

“Right tiow it's a great game
for the state.” Mutnme said.
“I think it‘s really good.
When (‘..\1. and them started
talking about years on and
oil'. I never assumed it would
be Louisville. I always as
sumed it would be Indiana.

With Indiana. or
somebody else ottt of state.
I wouldn‘t care. But with
Louisville. l would think
that would be something
we tieed to look at and
see. We need to do what's
best for football in Ken
tucky."

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Cats hope hard
work pays off

Fresh start: UK will face EKU in
tonight's season opener

By John Dobson
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After weeks of ardu‘
ous practices. the cur-
tain goes up for real
tonight.

The volleyball Wild-
cats face iii-state rival
Eastern Kentucky lini-
versity in tonight's sea-
son opener at Memorial
(‘oliseunr

"We're ready to get
on the court and play
someone besides our-
selves," said UK senior
Katie liiserman. “I hope
we play well and bring
everything together that
we've been working on
for the past three
weeks."

l-‘K head coach .Jona
Braden would like to
have more titne to pre
pare for the unforgiving
realities of the regular
season.

“We need more
practice." said Braden.
"i think we‘re starting
to realize that we need
to bring it tip an extra
notch or two. The play-
ers are open anti recep-
tive. though. anti are
prepared to do whatever
is necessary to perform
at the top level all the
time."

Braden also wants
the (‘ats to shore tip the
offensive aspect oftheir
play.

“We were not nearly
as effective offensively
in our scrimmage." she
said. "Defensively. we
put pressure on our
selves. but we were not
as sharp or as aggres-
sive as we need to be on
the offensive end."

The team returned
to the practice floor with
offensive improvement

as a top priority.

“We came back to
the drawing board and
focused on otir offense
in practice. That's main-
ly what we have been
working on." Braden
said,

The (‘olonels are a
young team. with eight
freshmen and a dearth
of seniors on their ros»
ter. ”(L is coming ofi‘a
5323 campaign.

The (‘ats finished at
loll last season. their
best finish since 1599:;

Four seniors will re
turn to the team this
season. a presence
Braden relies on.

"’l‘hey're doing a
tremendous job. They
all bring a different
quality of leadership.
which really rounds
things out." Braden
said. "We’re really fortu—
nate to have them on
our team. I call them my
'Senior t‘ouncil.‘ They
use their leadership
skills to help their team-
mates as well as me."

Bisernian is looking
to finish her UK career

one that has passed
qu1ckly with a flour
ish.

"It‘s gone by so fast.
lt's been so itiuch ftin
and I‘ve learned a lot."
l‘liserman said. “l really
hope we finish strong
we've put a lot of pres-
sure on ourselves to do
well this year,“ she
added.

Junior Stephenie
Taylor said the (fats are
ready to meet the chale
lenge.

"We're going to
clear our minds. check
our hearts and give it all
we‘ve got." Taylor said.

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dance mixture
of traditional
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UK tomorrow.
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at 8 pm.
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Threatening
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queen sus-
pended and
decrowned

LUBBOCK, Texas - She
was a beauty queen
- but not on the
cheerieading team.
Now 16-year-old Roni
Lowe is neither.

The teen-ager
relinquished her title
of Miss Lubbock Teen
USA and withdrew
from Frenship High
School after she was
suspended for
allegedly threatening
the cheerleading
squad.

Lowe acknowledged
mouthing off to one
cheerleader, but
denied that she
threatened the entire
squad or threatened
anything more
serious than a
fistfight.

A parent of one of the
cheerleaders
complained. After an
investigation, school
officials concluded
Lowe indeed made
the alleged threat
earlier this month.

She was suspended and
given three months
at an alternative
campus for students
with behavior
problems. Miss Lowe
instead withdrew
from school last
week and put down
her crown.

"To avoid any further
publicity that could
possibly bring harm
to Miss Lubbock USA
and Miss Lubbock
Teen USA and myself,
i relinquish the title
and crown of my own
free will," Miss Lowe
said in a statement
released by the
pageant.

After a series of
shootings in schools
nationwide, few
administrators are
laughing off any
threats.

"It is unfortunate, but
there isn't any room
for joking anymore
when it comes to
threats," said Paul
Whitton, Frenship's
superintendent.

other students say there
is an obvious lesson
to be learned.

“You've got to watch
what you say, even if
it's just a joke," said
Amanda Thomas, 14.
"No one cares if
you're kidding or not
anymore."

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