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Seniors expecting to graduate
at the end of the ilrst or second
semester or the summer term
must make application for degrees on October 16 and 17 in
Room 16 of the Administration
Building. Ihis applies also to
Graduate Students who expect
to complete their requirements
for graduate degrees.
Commencement lists are made
from these application cards, so
it is very Important to file an
application at this time.
Candidates for the bachelor's
degree will be charged a graduation fee of $9 .00. This covers the
rental of cap and gown, diploma
fee. The Kentuckian, and other
necessary expenses. Candidates
for advanced degrees, other than
the doctorate, will be charged
$20.00. This will cover the above
with the exception of The Kentuckian and in addition the cost
of the hood to be presented tb';
candidate. The students receiving the doctorate will be charged
$25.00.' Graduation fees are payable not later than the fourth
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average last
The
year was the best that it has e"er
on the Kentucky campus, the
dein of men's office reported thif.
w-e'Sixteen of the twenty fra- tcrnities on campus made above the
rrr uired 1.3 overall standing for the
year.
The average of the fraternity men
for last year v. as 1418 and the all
men's average, which is computed
on every fifth undergraduate stu- dent's aveia.'e. was a 1.324. Dean A.
D. Kirwan said.
Farm House led the fraternities
with an average of 1.678. Triangle
and Alpha Gamma Rho were the
next highest in the fraternity rank- . inc.
Delta Chi. Sigma Chi, Sigma
Phi Epsilon. and Alpha Sigma Phi
were the only fraternities that failed
to meet the required 1.3 standing.
These four fraternities will be on
social probation for this year, according to the faculty rule passed
two years ago which placed the reaverage
quirement of a 1.3 over-a- ll
for each fraternity.
This rule, which applies to all
campus organizations, went into ef- feet last September. However, this
does not mean that organizations
that are on social probation cannot
sports, have rush,
enter intra-muror any similar activities. They can- not have dances and parties spon- sored by their organization.
If these organizations should fail
to make the required standing the
.second year they m then have to
meet with the faculty and present
reasons for remainlng

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Fur the second consecutive
mooting, the Student Government Association discussed the
possibility of combining the
Faculty Directory with the Student Directory. Also, for the
second consecutive mooting, on
Monday night, there were not
enough members to form a
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Carter Glass. SGA president, attributed the lack of members to
the absence of the secretary. Lois
Smith. Miss Smith, he said, hru
taken a teaching job at Cynthiana.
and was not present to inform As- semDiy memoers oi tne meeiing.
It was reported that the extra
cost of combining the Student Di-- ;
rectory with the Faculty Directory
would amount to $99. Some mem- bers. however, said that the project
was not worth the cost. One mem- -'
ber said', as a reason against the
plan, that "the faculty wouldn't
want us to be calling them anyway."
Total costs for last year's Direc- tory was $689.45. and, according to
Capp Turner, chairman of the Di- rectory committee, the cost for this
year will be about the same. Ap- proximately 3500 copies are needed
for this year.
Turner also mentioned that his
committee was having trouble flnri ing the names of the presidents of
the 200 student organizations on
the campus. A. D. Kirwan, dean of
men. told Assembly members thai
the names and members of the or- ganizations could be procured at his

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some practice lefoie Saturday night's game
Koiitiicky's f(H)tl)all gamos tin's fall. Getting in
are, from loft to right, Tod bennett, Ellmarie Locke, Mary Ann Miley, and John Lurch. Awaiting their turn are John Strachan, Jane Colo, Peggy Ellis, Kathryn Thompson, Joanne Sholton,

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Suky Plans Pep Rally
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The University will ask for a
increase in its appropria- tion for the 1954-5- 5 sehX)l year. Dr.
H. L. Donovan, president, announced
this week.
The General Assembly allotted
$4,412,500 to the Univerty for the
current fiscal year, but this was or- dered cut by S'278.830 last July when
Gov. Lawrence Westerby found that
the state would not receive in income
for general fund purposes the
amount estimated in 1952 and ap- propria ted to various agencies last
year.
Dr. Donovan announced the ap- propriation request at a press-radi- o
dinner at the Student Union and
said the request for the increase
was based on these factors:
I. To restore to the budget appro- of the University the cut
made in July.
2. To make up depletion of re- serves built up during the post-wyears and used to supplement state
appropriations.
3. Critical needs for salary adjust- ments for academic and non-acdemic personnel.
4. To meet the continuing Impact
of inflation ujon cost of supplies
and materials.
5. To strengthen the program to
serve better the people of Ken- tucky.
Reserve Funds Depleted
The major increase asked was
$625,964 to make up depleted re- funds, and other increases in
the request included: $368,536 for
salary adjustments to meet the rising cost of living. $50,000 to cover
tha loss of G.I. tuition from the
federal government. $62,500 for the
increased work of the Kentucky
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increased work in extension ami at
the Agricultural Experiment Station.
"We here at the University have
given detailed and careful cor.sid- eration during the pa.--t year to tha
needs of the University for the
biennium 1954-56Dr. Donovan
said.
"The seven colleges and the grad- uate schools." he said, "face ex- panding requirements for modern
equipment, educational facilities,
and increased salaries for trained
staff. The Agricultural Experiment
Station is constantly urged by
farming interests of the state to do
more experimental research and
publish more information for
tribution to the public. The A:;:i- cultural Extension Service Is
ed tor more county agricultural
agents and home demonstration

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More To Educate
"There are more boys and g iris
to educate, more experiments
to
run. and more farmer requests to
satisfy."
"If the University Is to meet t:ie
demands of the parents of its tu- dents, and the farmers of the state
for additional training and re- search." the president continued,
"it must have additional state sup- port. If the people are to get the
information available through re- search, the exten.sion service must
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Students may pick up their
cards in the front lobby of
not occupied by 7:30, other students
A giant pep rally and torch light
Memorial Coliseum, 12 noon-- 5
will fill the vacancies.
parade will be held at 7 p.m. top. m. today and 8:30 a.m. -- 12
This year the band and the card
night at Memorial Coliseum and adnoon tomorrow, D. T. Doyle, acworking together for a
are
vance to the Phoenix Hotel to wel- sectionhalf-tim"niented."
Since the fraternity standing im- - TT711
countant of the Athletic Depart1
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program. Freshmen
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proved so much last year, there is!
ment, reported this week.
iHOllUilV come the Florida football team.
Pointing to the needs for salary
band members have purchased Suky
Elmarie Locke, Mary Ann Miley,
the possibility that the University
Registration receipts will not
beanies, and fraternity and sorority
adjustments. Dr. Donovan said.
will John Lorch. and Ted Bennet, who
has moved from being one of the
The YWCA and the YMCA
be honored for the
pledges are being urged to wear
"Teachers in public institutions of
lowest ranking state Universities In hold their annual membership drive were cheerleaders last year, will be
game tomorrow night unless
pep rally, but these caps, especially in events
fraternity scholastic averages to onel from next Monday through Friday, familiar figures at the
higher education in Kentucky wor's
by the Athletic Asas
where they are recognized
of the highest in the country for last it was announced this week by mem- - Delores Kercher. Katherine Thomp- pledges.
sociation. When picking up
for salaries well below those paid
year, said Dean Kirwan.
bership chairmen Jane Stockton and son, and John Strachan will don
card, registration receipt must
John Faulkner, president of Suky,
uniforms for the first time and lead
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The ranking of the fraternities George Shadowan.
be shown for proof of identificahas also announced the inauguraHighlighting the drive will be an the student yells.
last year was:
tion.
tion of a new tryout system whereThese seven, along with alternates
Farm House, 1.678; Triangle, 1.615; open house in the Student Union
Students who have not yet
will be admitted to the
by
office.
Alpha Gamma Rho, 1315: Zeta Beta Ballroom at 7 pjn. Tuesday, Oct. 6. Peggy Ellis, Jane Cole, and Jo Anne pepmembers
had their picture taken for their
after a semester
organization
Tau. 1505; Phi Delta Tneta, 1.477; A skit explaining the various func- Shelton, were elected by popular bal of point raising rather than the
card may report at the same
SGA has requested that mem
Kappa Sigma, 1.468; Sigma Alpha tions of the Y will be given by the lot last Thursday in Memorial Hall customary year period Carol Cudgel
place and time as above.
bers of the various organizations
had been
Epsilon; 1.449: Phi Sigma Kappa, cabinet members of the two groups. The number of
on the campus, including fraterana doo oiiuuun win smc o v- 1.43C: and Lambda Chi Alpha, 1.425. A brief social period will follow the narrowed from 34 to IS by a prethe group
nities and sororities, turn in the
liminary elimination, two days be- tryout chairmen for
Pi Kappa Alpha, 1.416; Delta Tau skit.
name of the organization, the
seeking membership. These meetVisits by the Y cabinet members fore In the Student Union ballroom.
Delta, 1.412; Kappa Alpha, 1.402:
president or advisor, the address,
perspective members re at
The card section for tomorrow's ings for Tuesdays in the Student
Phi Kappa Tau, 1.379; Sigma Nu, to the men's and women's dorms
Guignol Flayers will give their Don Sterberg. and Donna Gailbraith.
and the phone number. This in5 p.m.
The Players' production is di1.346: Alpha Tau Omegna, 1.309; have been planned for Monday. game has been enlarged to almost
formation should be turned in to first play of the season, "The Mad- rected by Don Clayton,
assisted by
Tau Kappa Epsilon. 1302; Delta Chi, Students may register for the Y's 1,000 students and will present a Union.
woman of Chaillot," from Oct. 29 Meg
office of the Dean of Men.
the
Bailey. Dolly Sullivent and Ben
candle trick and a half moon as the
1.276; Sigma Chi, 1.239; Sigma Phi at the open house and at the mem
through Oct. 31.
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Forrest Conway has recently been
Ardery are in charge of the set.
Epsilon, 1.224; and Alpha Sigma Phi, bership booths which will be set up Marching One Hundred plays "Or- jt-TJDeward Johnson. head of the Ju- rt vumeuy oy jean uiraUQOUX, tne
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Stein, head of the Music
presito alleviate the parking problem. entices the evil, greedy people in president:
proved fraternity scholastic standing Union ticket booth from 9 a.m. to Smith, band sponsor for the 1953
ment.
season. Tickets are again being is- was probably a result of both the 4 p.m. next week.
He said that only freshmen who had Pails, who represent aU the evil in dent; Meg Bailey, secretary; and
Mr. Conway received his B.A. in medical excuses or who
faculty ruling and the action taken
This vear the Freshman Y will sued to iraternities ior seats in mis
commuted the world, down into the sewers of Jim Hurt, treasurer.
1942 from the University of Dubuke. would be given
Four plays are planned for this
Council.
by the
be combined with the UDDer class section. If, how ever, these seats are
parking permits.
Paris. The Madwoman is aided by year.
During his undergraduate days he
The Guignol Players Is o)ien
group. Meetings will be held at 7
Johnson also said that, according three of her friends
was awarded the full Rudolph Ganz to present parking
to all those interested in drama and
p.m. Tuesdays in the Student Union,
rules, cars may; The cast includes Countess
Jane Clarke, a radio arts senior, Piano Scholarship. He received his be parked
Aurelia. the affiliated arts. Meetings are
on the campus durine .....
Reouirements for membership are
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has been appointed station manager Master of Music in 1946 from Chi- held at 5 p m. each Tuesday in the
that the student sign a statement
the evening or at night, so long as '
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FM radio staof WBKY, student
lab theater of the Fine Arts Buildthey are not on a yellow line.
cf purpose, pay the required fee,
cago Musical College
MUe Cabrielle
tion, for the coming year.
and take part in the Y activities
The next Assembly meeting will Josephmei Lucy Sue Jackson. Mme.- ing.
While serving a period of time in
Jane, who is from Covington, Va.,
Mobcrly. The Rag5 111 tn Stu
picker. Jim Inman; President; Paul
is president of Jewell Hall and the army, prior to receiving his De nela al ' P mA total of 5.574 students have
Tag sales sponsored by Omicron treasurer of the House Presidents'
dent Union-monthWarneke: The Prospector, Ben.
Ajr
enrolled at the University for
Delta Kappa, national leadership Council. She worked in the con- Master's Degree, he studied for four
Ardery; The Sewerman, Charles
the fall semester, UK Registrar
honorary, opened this week for the tinuity department of WHAS, Louisat the Conservatoire Na- Fetras; The Broker, Tom Gover; Dr.
Wildcats-Florida
Richard L. Tuthill announced
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Gators foot- - ville, last summer. She is a trans- - tionale de Musique in France under D(?afl
UK
SttlllT RctUXllS
Jadin. Bob Crauser; The Baron, Jim
this week. Saturday noon was
ball game.
frnm tho RirhmnnH Prnf essinnfll Yves Nat. He returned here in 1950 rrt
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Holloway; Irma. Louise Whitt: The1
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the deadline for all late regisRemaining home games at which
T. .T HnrlarriPYV norffltp riean nf
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Prof. Daniel V. Terrell, dean of
Waiter. Jim Hurt; Pierre, Lynn
and studied for two years with Jules 10
trants.
sold are Mississippi
tas wiU
the College of Engineering, was prethe College of Agriculture and Home
She received the Kentucky Broad- Gentil.
"This fall's enrollment is pracDean Elvis Stahr of the College Murray; The Street Singer. Nancy sented a leather briefcase Thursday
17 : Villanova.
Oct. 24;
stateEconomics. Is In Iran on a year's
casters' Association Award that is
Don Freed ; The Shoelace Peddler.
tically the same as that of last
He has served on the music faculof Law has returned to his position Lillis
leave of absence from the Uni- - and Tennessee. Nov. 21.
given annually to the outstanding
Mute. George morning in recognition of his recen'
figfall," Dr. Tuthill said. The
Tropnies win be awaraea at tne Radio Arts major based on scholar ties of Western Kentucky State Col- at the University after serving as a Moore;Beam: The Deaf Wonian.
versity.
The Little
Pat election as president of the Ameriure released on the final day of
Dean and Mrs. Horlacher left close of the sales to the winner and ship, radio aptitude, character, and lege and the Colorado State College special advisor to the Secretary of Ward: The Policeman. Jim Hat-- ; can Society of Civil Engineer-.- .
registration last fall was 5.614.
runner-u- p
in sales in the sorority intention to enter the radio profes- The token was presented to IX
Kentucky last May for Iran where
of Education. Some of his students the Army in Washington, D. C. this chell; The Sergeant, Jim Ford:
Of the 5574 students enrolled
ne win assist in revising the or-- 1 and fraternity divisions.
sion.
Sheiley Rumbol; Paulette. Ann Fu- - Terrell at the meeting of the stugone on to win scholarships at summer.
study this semester, 5,100 are
for
have
Proceeds from the ODK tag sales
sanitation and curriculum of the
Claudia Wilkins was appointed
trell; The Press Agents. Dolly Sul- dent chapter, ASCE, held at Metaking classes on the Lexington
Dean Stahr formerly was a special livent. Sandra Ingram. Nancy Nilei: morial Hall by Glen Alderdice. presiCollege of Agriculture. Karj, Iran, have been used to provide a tele- continuity director, and Forrest Juilliard and Yale.
campus. The UK Northern ExMr. Conway, 38, is married and advisor attached to the Department The Ladies. Elsie Baker, Barbara dent of the UK chapter. Alderdice
which is a part of the University vision set in the Student Union Thompson was named to the music
tension Center at Covington enof Tehereda. Dean Horlacher will Building, to install lights for the director's post.
has two daughters ages five and 11. of Deiense during 1951-5Francis. Lucy Ford; The Vagabonds. presided over the meeting, at which
349 students, and 125 perrolled
Warren Parks, Director of District
advise on the preparation of reports intramural field, and to award a
Claudia is a Radio Arts senior
sons registered at the UniNine, ASCE. and L. E. Gregg. Presi- and publication of data for use by minor sports scholarship to a de- from Portsmouth. Ohio. She is a
versity's College of Pharmacy in
rural people.
dent of the Kentucky Section of
member of the chorus and worked
serving applicant each year.
Louisville.
Dean Horlacher turned over his f ODK officers elected last spring in the continuity department of
ASCE. were guest speakers.
The first semester of the 1953-5- 4
duties to Dr. Dewey G. Steele, pro- J. Stephan Watkir.s. contact memWPAY in Portsmouth during the
academic year will continue
Jim
fessor of Genetics in the College of are Jess Gardner, presi.'-?rrber of ASCE, was given a set of
summer. Forrest is a junior in
throush Jan. 29. Except for
Agriculture, after he received his Perry, secretary; and Bill E' ans and Radio Arts from Martinsville, Va.
book ends of Kentucky iron ore
Thanksgiving holidays. Nov.
assignment.
Ken McGee, tag sale chairmen.
made in the UK Metallurgical L 10- -i
He is a member of Phi Mu Alpha.
and Christmas holidays. Dec.
oratory in appreciation of his serv- -,
the University band and the orch- will con4. the semester
ices to the local chapter of tlie
estra. Choristers, and president of
tinue without a break.
society. Prof. Alvin L. Chambers of
the Men's Glee Club. He also diOct. 26 has been set as the last
the Department of Civil EnsineL-rrected the BSU choir last year.
date a student may drop a
ing. made the presentation.
The positions of program director
a grade. Dr. Tutcourse without
Following the meeting, a luncheon
and traffic manager have been filled
hill added.
in the Student Union was attended
by Jack Oldham and Ann Young.
by about 40 members and officers of
Jack is a senior transfer from the
the student chapter and gr.niua'e
UK Extension Center in Covington.
Photography for the 1954 Ken-- j 2. Organizations will be called by
civil engineers.
comes from South Fort Mitchell
tuckian will begin at 9 o'clock Mon-- j Kentuckian staffers for arrange- He
Dean Terrell will be installed as
where he produced an audience parday morning, Oct. 5. on the second ments for appointments.
president of ASCE for the one-yeticipation program for WZIP called
Editor-in-Chifloor of the Enoch Grehan Journal- Jim Perry set 25 "Fun Incorporated."
term on Oct. 21 at the annual ASCII
ism Building.
staff members to work on the new
meeting in New York.
Ann Is a sophomore radio major
appointments for Kentuckian early this week. A few
j each
sitter will continue, Monday more assignments are available, he from Dante, Va. She is a member
A new book. "The Missouri Conof Alpha Delta Pi. Cwens, Alpha
troversy,
written by Dr. through Saturday noon, for the next said yesterday. With the dummy Lambda Delta, and the publicity
Glover Moore, professor of history four weeks, closing Oct. 31. No for the book completed, he is pre- committee of the Student Union
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at Mississippi State College, has Portraits for the 1954 Kentuckian paring to push production of the Board. She was music librarian of
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made after
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been published by the UK Press, ac- WBKY last year.
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set up in the Journalism press dates in its more than a
cording to an announcemept Satur- studio
Bob Taylor and Don Stewart will
A dinner honoring Dr. Leo M.
building will be closed.
history.
day by Press editors.
be
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editors. Bob is a
Chamberlain. University
sit
Appointment sheets are now availfor the sophomore from Evansville, Ind..
Meanwhile, subscriptions
Dr. Moore, a native of Birmingand other faculty nier.ib.-r.ham, Ala., holds a Ph.D. degree from able on the campus. Fraternity and Kentuckian are running far ahead and Don is a junior
who visited foreign countries last
from Louisville
sorority members have been making of previous years under the direcVanderbilt University and a B.A. deyear will be held at 6 o'clock, toiii-h'- ..
their reservations the past week tion of Business Manager Ray Jones. and a member of Sigma Phi Ep- gree
from Birmingham-Souther- n
in the Student Union.
along with independent seniors.
Subscription books are now in the silon. Both have done
College. With the exception of four
Sponsored by the UK Women's
Reservation blanks will be avail- hands of the sales staff, and at the work before on WBKY.
years military service during World
Club, the dinner will be an open
able throughout the photography main desk in the School of JourWar II. he has been a member of
meeting for all the faculty and staff,
Mike Murphy, Radio Arts senior
Kaa it Ma
the History Department at Missis- period at a desk at Room 1 16, School nalism. Room 116. Journalism buildtheir families and friends.
from Ashland, was appointed pubof Journalism main office. Hours ing.
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Kappa iliaplt r of l'lii Hrt.i, national sp.-trl- i
College since 1936.
sippi State
I'lll lU'.TA HKCKIVKS nrXOCIM'nON
Dr. Chamberlain will be the dinfor signing up will be 8:30 a.m. to
a press- - licity manager. He Is a member of
Editors are preparing for
The UK Press editors, in comit y. was nroijiiiril tliis summer ly tlic National (.'oimcil as liavinii tin- ontstaml-ini- ;
music I rati
ner speaker and will spc;.k on his
Sigma Nu and represented them on
menting on Dr. Moore's book, said. noon, and 1:30 to 5 p.m. daily, and run oi i.uuu copies in excess 01
experiences in India and Pakistan,
8:30 to noon on Saturday.
active cliaptcr in tl it' nation, l'lcscntint; tin- award, a rotating travel, to K.ubara Wccsncr
IFC last year. He conducted a disk
"He has told the story of the Miswhere he traveled last year on an
At the end of the portrait photog- for seniors and expect to close the
second vice president. Lookup on. trom l. tt to riKt. :tre
is Miss Martha .ini' Stone, national
assignment for the U. 3. Dt.oi- souri Controversy in it;, entirety for raphy, a week will be aranged for .subscription l,ul:.s v.l.i u '.Ms total j key show 011 WBKY Ust .M .0
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liutli TiimMe, Barbara Jones, Sail' Ilollman, and Joan McCcc, memlxis ol tlic hatciuity.
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nient of State.
group photography, beginning Nov. is reached.
(lie fust time."
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An inactive reservist with the Air Force can
scarcely be considered in close touch with vital defense secrets of the United States. Even if he were,
however, his formal expulsion from the Air Force as
a security risk because of the alleged activities of
his father and sister would lx a procedure difficult
to justify.
The reservist is Lieutenant Milo Dadulovich, now
a G.I. Hill of Rights student at the University of
Michigan. He faces a hearing relating to his expulsion and the charges, according to his attorney, are
activities and
that his sister took part in picket-linhis father reads a radical newspaper.
If these are indeed the only charges, then the
Tenth Air Force at Selfridge Field, where the action
originated, is deserv ing of severe censure. Picketing
is not only not subversiv e, it is not even illegal, and
there is not yet a list of publications in this country
the mere reading of which establishes a man as a
Hut much more important
suspicious character.
than whether this man's sister pickets or his father
reads radical journals is the question: How does it
concern the Air Force if they do? The citizen of
a free society is not called to account for the activity of his relations, or subjected to official discrimination if this activity displeases some bureaucrat.
On its face, the Air Force's actions are an unpleasant reflection of the hysteria that most of us
had hoped was confined to a lunatic fringe of the
population. Such hysteria has no place in the
thinking of the armed services and we hope that
the responsible officers, if indeed this is the sum
total of their case against the reservist, will lie told
so in unmistakable terms.

at fault for accepting the new positions. The blame
falls on those responsible for the inadequate salaries at UK. Kentucky's college teachers are paiil
less today, in terms of cost of living, than they were
in 1940. The cost of living is up 91 per cent, w hile
the teachers' salaries are up only 71.fi per cent.
In comparison to ncighloring state universities,
Kentucky receives the smallest appropriation of
any, with the exception of Virginia which has a
considerably smaller enrollment than UK.
II students would only realize that their University is in a critical position, they might become
aware that thev hold a vital stake in its future.

Four young ladies dressed, according to propae
ganda, only in bathing suits will take part in
Wildcat-Gato- r
football game
festivities at the
Saturday night.
Now there's an idea not much of one, but an
idea none the less. Why not dress the UK squad in
bathing trunks? If we can't whop 'em, we can sure
scare hell out of 'em
half-tim-

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The Toolbox

Eskimo 9s Belch Saves Cold World
By RONNIE

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termites.
Result: Several billion
Crutcherlx)x was almost disappointed.
If it
hadn't been for a cute little eskimo gal, who was
getting to the point where she would share her
blubber with him, he might have left.
Department was putFurthermore, the
ting pressure on J. Edgar. They wanted results . . .
and quick.
So he put his brain to work.
Crutcherbox employed the Zerburpium 69 Bomb!
The lx)mb that threw terror into the world.
The bomb scientists Ix lieved would destroy all

BITLFR

Frankie Rates Dramatic Laurels
In Film, 'From Here To Eternity

you alxmt the greatest contest ever

held.
It was a belching contest, funny as that may
sound, and it t(X)k place in the far stretches of the
North Pole.
This is how it happened.
J. Edgar Crutcherlxx was a geology major at the
great University of Kentucky. His specialty was
icebergs, glaciers, and oilier frigid subjects. His
girl friends were much the same.
Which is one reason why he left for the North

life.

The lxmb that would make a flaming, miniature
sun of the Earth.
CrutcherlxJ.x sweated over the details, double and
triple checking to avoid bugs.
Time: 0014, January 11, 1969.
Crutcherbox pressed a button.
Result: Patt Hall girls, hearing the noise, rushed
to the windows in hopes of another panty raid.
DISAPPOINTMENT! To say the least.
He considered suicide, but was afraid he might

Pole.

It happened in 19fi9. if von rcinemlxT. The Rig
Freeze. Rememlxr how the XYZ Homb froze everything north of Greenwich Village, New York,
including the Board of Censors in Boston?
Well, it was a tragedy, and Crutcherbox, disappointed in love, set out to unfreeze the huge
sheet of glacial ice.
It wasn't an easy job, lx caiise the only people
still living up there were a few hardy eskimos.
Crutcherbox set up headquarters in an ighx) condemned by the local fire department. It was made
of dry ice, and, therefore, considered a fire hazard.
However, this is beyond the point. The important thing is the methods J. Edgar first employed.
right smack on
First, he detonated an
top of the biggest hunk of ice up there.
Result: Two eskimos smooching on a slippery
icelierg suffered lacerations and embarrassment.
Second, he lit 3.000.0fi9 cans of Stemo by the ice.
Result: Two
were singed.Third, he hypnotized several billion termites and
told them that the ice was really wood and that
they should go at it.

hurt simself.
He considered resigning from the Geology Department, but he couldn't. He knew the boys had
bet their last rock on his success.
Worse of all, he considered marriage.
With the Eskimo girl, Frigina.
So. he asked her if she'd marry him. "Yes," she
said, and he was another name on the eternal list
of suckers.
They prepared a feast, a feast to beat all feasts.
And they had it on top of the biggest, coldest
sheet of ice they could find.
Needless to say, both were equipped with flannel
underwear.

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Well, here we are back again just as we warned,
with a brief, but lucid commentary upon the cinema version of Jim Jones' unpretty novel, "From
Here To Eternity."
For those of you w ho have only read the turned-dowpages of the book, the plot is concerned with
the trials and trails of three members of Company
G, a tough watch-dounit stationed in Honolulu,
s
during the infamous fall of 1941. The
Prevv (Monty Gift), Sgt. Warden (Burt Lancaster), and Maggio (Frank Sinatra).
We do not intend to review the movie's story
you should have seen it yourself. But we do wish
to compliment Mr. Sinatra, who, finally realizing
he cannot sing, has clone a great job of emoting as
the little Italian pop-ofwho finally gets his insides
kicked leeward by a pugnacious
His
death scene is especially well carried off. But how
a rail like Frankie-boever latched on to Ava G.,
if only for an interim, is irrelevant and beside the
point, but an intriguing question
Clift, as usual, is excellent, but a little punchy;
and Lancaster is his usual tenacious, but genteel
self. Donna Reed, for the first time in her inglorious career, makes like she can act; Deborah Kerr
is still more convincing in a
Squeamish movie patrons may have found the
fare a little too
but Hollywood has
nothing to blush about. Tlx' tome to quote the classic review may have been an "obscene . . . blot
of ink," but the film rendition is but a
synopsis of same.