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VOTE FOR YOUR
CLASS OFFICERS

UNIVERSITY

VOLUME XVII

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SECOND

Order of Precedence Is Similar
to That of the Year
1924-192- 5

Of the 12,584 grades received by the
students of the university during the
second semester of last year, 19.2 per
cent were A's and 34.2 per cent were
B's, according to the report of distribution of grades just given out by
The number
the registrar's office.
of grades received by students for the
semester of the 1924-2- 4
second
session was 12,466 and of that
number 18.6 per cent were A's
and 34.2 per cent were B's.
The College of Engineering again
heads the list of colleges in percentage of A's given, 31 per cent of all
the marks given in that college being
of the highest rank. 'The other five
colleges listed in order of percentages
of A's given are: College of Agriculture 20.8 per cent; College of Educa-Itio20 per cent; College of Arts and
Sciences, 16.7 per cent; College of
Commerce, 11.9 per cent; and College
of Law 11.4 per cent.
It is interesting to note in comparing this report with the one issued
for the second semester of last year
that the colleges for that year were
arranged in exactly the same order
Last
in percentages of A's given.
year the percentage of A's made in
the College of Engineering was 30.8;
the College of Agriculture, 23.7; College of Education, 21.6; College of
Arts and Sciences, 15.1; and College
of Law, 9.5 per cent.
The eight instructors giving the
n,

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CONDEMNS GIVING
OF COLD CHECKS

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URGED

The Kernel is just in receipt of the
following letter from President McVey concerning the number of "cold"
checks which were given for registration fees at the opening of school,
and calls it to the attention of the

25

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Monday,

Boyd's

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office.

Monday.

PROFESSORS

Dr. Funkhouser and Prof. Webb
Unearth Skeletons of "Stone
Grave People" and "Shallow Mound Builders"
DISCOVER

NEW RACES

Dr. W. D. Funkhouser, head of the
department of zoology at the university and Prof. W. S. Webb, head of

the physics department, have discovered three types of ancient peoples
who were unknown in the state of
Kentucky until the recent explorations and excavations which were
made during the summer months under the direction of Dr. W. D. Funkhouser.
The graves of the first type of the
three ancient peoples, known as the
"stone grave people," were found in
Christian county. According to Dr.
Funkhouser, these early Americans
were very poor as their graves and
skeletons were absolutely devoid of
ornaments. There were no trophies
of war or trinkets to be found in
the graves as is usually the case.
Each grave unearthed presented a
skeleton encased in a narrow tomb
of fldt stones.
The second type of people which
were found to have lived near Fuller-toKy., are known as the. "shallow
mound builders." A number of the
bodies unearthed were found to be
in a cramped or kneeling position.
This seems to indicate a religious
regarding the position in
which the body should be placed for
its long rest. In the graves of these
people and on their skeletons were
found many ornaments, such as bear
tooth necklaces and bracelets.
A
head dress of bear jaws was found on

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University
President
Makes Western Trip

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HOLD mYOUTS
Application Blanks Will Be
Ready For Distribution
Monday in Basement of
Science Building

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Indiana's aggregation is light but
very fast. The first string team averages but 160 pounds, with only one
real heavyweight on the squad. The
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CLASS OFFICERS
TO BE ELECTED

other prizes in the near future. Details of the proposed contests are now ELECTIONS TO BE FRIDAY
being worked out, but the general plan
will be to promote student interest
Elections of presidents and ,vice
in matters intellectual and cultural.
presidents of the four classes will be
held next Friday, according to an announcement made by Arch Bennett,
president of the men's student council,
following a meeting of the council
held at noon yesterday. Nominations
Three Companions Escape In- must be in the form of petitions
signed by noj less than 25 members of
jury in Accident on Winthe class in which the nominee is a
chester Pike Sunday Night
candidate for office, and these petiWilliam Burkes, 21 years of age, tions must be turned in at Dean
office by 12 o'clock noon next
university senior and member of the
Kappa Alpha fraternity, suffered a Wednesday.
Tradition at the university requires
compound fracture of the left leg Sunday night when the automobile in that the presidents of the respective
which he and three companions were classes be men and vice presidents
riding, overturned about five miles women, and this custom will be folfrom Lexington on the Winchester lowed again this year, according to
members of the student council.
pike.
It is expected that only one man
Sam Look, Richard Mcintosh, and
Henry Mattox, who were with Burkes from each college will be nominated
suffered no serious injuries, but it
was neessary to give Look and Burkes (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
treatment at the Good Samaritan
hospital. Mcintosh and Mattox, also Sophomores
To
Will Serve As
sudents at the university, are memAs
of SuKy
Alpha fraternity.
bers of the Kappa
Burkes said that traffic was heavy
Guthrie Bright, senior of the Col- and when they were obliged to stop L. Y. McCarty Appointed Senior
lege of Arts and Sciences, was elected suddenly to avoid hitting another car
Head of Intra-Murvice president of the SuKy circle for Look applied the brakes but the front
Athletics
this semester at the regular meeting ones seemed to grip more quickly
of the organization held Tuesday af than the rear ones and spun the car
Greater interest is being shown in
ternoon in the men's gymnasium. He around, turning it over.
athletics this year than
takes the place of Guthrie Yaeger
This is only one of many accidents ever before according to a report
by
who did not return to school this se- on the Winchester pike caused
office Wednes-nesdafrom the
mester.
heavy traffic.
This interest is manifest
In addition to this latest honor,
by the large number reporting for
Bright has achieved many other honTEST GRADES AVAILABLE
tennis, approximately 25
ors in his college career and is at
men having signed up for the
present a member of Lamp and
Students may obtain their intelli- Singles and doubles to date. .Play in
Cross, men's honorary senior class gence test records, if they failed to
tournament will start early
fraternity, and busiess manager for ask for them at the time of the test. tennisweek.
next
the university glee club.
by calling at Dr. Miner's office, 202
L. Y. McCarty junior baseball man- TVio now
nf QnVi. ?o Mo.ltn TJnll Tin uin fiatro Kaon
been appointed
from shelbyville and is a member ofmailed through the university post ager last year, has
athsenior manager of
tne Kappa A,pha fraternity.
office to those who requested them,
letics and a call for sophomore managers is now being broadcast.
Sophomores desiring to try out for
managers should report to McCarty
office
or Potter at the
any afternoon next week.
Mr. Potter also announced that the
track meet will
fall
take place in the near future, and
xSalconies and Cozy Bowers Are Found Amidst the Books;
wishing to compete
that anyone
Campus Romeos May Woo Pat Hall Juliets
should go to the mens gym and sign
on Forbidden Nights by Utilizing
up at once.
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(By WjARREN A. PRICE)
Strong representatives of two of
the mightiest football conferences of
the United States will clash tomorrow
when the Kentucky Wildcats, of the
Southern conference, and Indiana University, of the Western Conference,
meet at Bloomington in one of the
most crucial football contests to be
t.
played in the
Indiana Is Good
For the last four years Indiana has
served as a stepping stone for Big
Ten teams and has had little difficulty
in finishing the season well down in
standing.
the Western Conference
But conditions have changed at the
Hoosier institution.
A new head
coach, Pat Page, was brought from
Butler to build a winning football
eleven. And from all reports Page
has succeeded and is presenting to
Indiana this year the best team that
they have seen for years. Depauw,
their first enemy, was easy meat for
the Crimsons' last Saturday, being
beaten by a
score of 31 to

Nominations, Signed by 25 Students, Must Be Turned
in to Dean by Next
In addition to this award The
Kernel is planning to offer several
Wednesday

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Scholarship Reports Are Given
Much Notice by Male Students

RIGHT

Bright Elected

Department
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Hoosiers and Wildcats Both
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Stroller tryouts will be held during
the week of October 25 in the Little
Theater in White Hall. Application
will be ready
blanks for the
for distribution on Monday, and may
be obtained from the typewriting
room in the Science building between
9 and 12 o'clock.
The plays which are to be used will
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room in the Administration building.
The officers of the organization have
chosen nine short plays, all of them
decidedly different, allowing scope for
any variety of talent. The plays are
as follows: Caltsby, House of Cards,
Playing With Fire, Embryo, Maker of
Dreams, The Noble Lord, The Villain
Girls Receive Invitations to in the Piece, The Traitor, and Fancy
Greeks Saturday at
d
Free. Each person desiring to be- -'
Dicker Hall After a Rushcome eligible for Strollers will be
ing Season of Two Weeks
charged a fee of $1 to be paid on
t.
the date of the
PAN HELLENIC IN CHARGE
Miss Lucille Stillwell, Frank Brown
and Addison Yeaman have consented
A total of one hundred and ten to aid the Stroller officers in iuderinsr
bids to sororities last the
girls accepted
As usual the three best
Saturday, the regular bid day. The plays will be selected to be presented
to come to Dicker Hall at 12 on amateur night, which will be during
notices
o'clock Saturday were sent special de- the first week in November.
livery to the girls, and the bids were
Every year the Strollers put on a
given out through the Pan Hellenic play that is chosen, directed and actAssociation of which Miss Carolyn ed by the students of the university,
Bnscom is president.'
and it is impossible for anyone to take
Those who accepted the bids are: part in one of these plays until he
GAMMA Mary has become eligible.
KAPPA KAPPA
These
Nash Averill and Dolly Cox, of Frank- will make one eligible and all the
fort; Rob Evans and Belle Nelson, of freshmen are urged to join this purely
Hopkinsville; Elizabeth Fagaly, of dramatic organization.
Burnside; Jane Allen Geary, Harriet
Three of the former officers of the
Davis McDonald, Katherine Wilson, , Strollers have not returned to school
Virginia Wilson and Mary Huston and as an election has not been held
Molloy, of Lexington; Betty Rice, of
Syracuse, N. Y.; Sara Lynn Tucker, (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
of Danville; Imogene Smith, of Fort
;

Kernel Will Give
Prize For Best

REQUIRED

GIVEN

Game Tomorrow Brings Rep
resentatives of Two Grid
Conferences Together;
Indiana Rated High
ANNUALLY

Beginning next June, The Kentucky
Kernel will annually present a cup
for scholarship to the graduating senior in any college of the university
having the highest standing for four
years regular scholastic work. The
award will be known as "The Kentucky Kernel Cup" and will be presented at the commencement exercises
each spring to the winner.
In deciding on the basis of eligibility for the award, The Kernel felt
there was a need of enouragement for
scholastic endeavor at the university.
Several prizes are offered to students
for interest in activities and for athletic ability, but there is only one cup
for schalarship offered by any organization at present. Mortar Board, honorary senior women's fraternity,
awards a cup each year to the first
semester freshman girl attending the
highes standing in her classes. Alpha
Gamma Dlta, social sorority presents a cup to the most outstanding
freshman girl, and Lamp and Cross,
men's senior honorary organization
makes a similar award to the most
outstanding freshman boy.
These awards are all restricted to
the lower classmen, and are given to
encourage the student to continue his
high standard of work. With the exception of Phi Beta Kappa, Tau Beta
Pi, and other honorary fraternities
based on scholarship, the senior student who attains a high scholastic
standing receives comparatively few
awards.
The Kernel Cup will carry with it
the recognition of consistent effort
during the student's four years at the
university and it is hoped will prove
an incentive for students to strive
for higher standings. The Kernel feels
that it is quite an honor to have the
highest standing in a class of two or
three hundred graduates, and that
such an achievement should be recog-

Next to seeing the game itself
h
presents the most
the
graphic reproduction of what is
going on. Connected by wires to
the field the game is sent in, play
by play, and is shown by electric
lights on the

Dr. Frank L. McVey, president of
the university, left Wednesday for an
extensive trip through the west
wich will terminate at Eugene, Ore.,
where he will deliver the prinipal adcreasing difficulty that arises 'out of dress at the
celebrathe use of checks on the part of stu- tion at the University of Oregon,
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dents in the payment of their fees. October 19.
More than 60 students at the opening
His first engagement is Grand
of the year tendered checks to the Forks, N. D., today where he will adMcDowell
dress the faculty and students of the
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) University of North Dakota. Doctor Is Lending Talents
to the!
McVey was president of the UniversHarlan American
ity of North Dakota before coming to
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University
Ted Gay lor McDowell, graduate in
Ad theFrom Grand of Kentucky.
Forks Dr. McVey will the class of '2G, is serving in the cago to the University of Montana, at pacity of local editor of the Harlan.
Students Are Urged To Try Missoula, where he will address the Ky.' "American." Mr. McDowel ac- To Give Cold
'
faculty and students of that Univers- cepted the position as soon as he was
Their Skill In This
ity October 11. He will speak at graduated from the university last
Contest
Students Urged To Avail Themhe University of Idaho, Moscow, June.
selves of Preventive TreatThe Kernel, beginning Monday and Idaho, October 13, and at the Wash"Ted" was for several years a
ment at Once
continuing through Friday, will con- ington State College, P,ullman, Wash., prominent and popular figure on the
duct an advertising contest in which October 14. Following his address at Kentucky campus. He served on tne
Because of prevalency of colds
H. E. Byrd, advertising manager of Pullman he will go to Seattle, where staff of The Kernel, and the Lexingthe Lexington Herald, will act as he will speak before the students ton Herald, and was editor of the during the month of October it has
judge.
James Shropshire, business and faculty of the University of 1926 Kentukian, year book of the been requested by the department of
hygiene of the university that all
manager of The Kernel, announces Washington on October 15.
senior class. He was a member of
Dr. McVey may visit California be- Alpha Delta Sigma, honorary journ-- 1 persons who are very susceptible to
J hat the business office
will give a
report to the dispensary at
prize of $5 to the student in the uni- fore returning to the university.
Mystic
alistic fraternity,
Thirteen, them
versity who writes the best advertisejunior honor organization, and Lamp once for vaccination. by
doctors at
Statistics compiled
JONES ELECTED
land Cross, senior honor fraternity,
ment about any Lexington business
dispensary prove that by far the
concern.
His name was included in last year's the
coming unJ. W. Jones, junior in the College issue of "Who's Who in Journalism," largest number of cases
Each advertisement must be at
of a publication devoted to the listing of der their observation are for infec- least two columns wide and five inch- of Law, was elected
the Patterson Literary society, at its notable figures of the newspaper toins of the upper respiratory tract,
es long. Any student in the univer.
....
world.
sity is eligible to compete for the first meeting of the year last night.
prize.
tober and March are the ones in
In the near future, a similar contest
which there was the greatest inciwill be conducted in The Kernel in
dence of these diseases.
which only the members of Dr. J. B.
prevent
To control or actually
Miner's advertising class will particiy
colds is a very
underpate. A prize of $2.50 will be given
taking and the students should coto the student writing the best adveroperate with the department of hytisement about The Kernel.
giene in their effort to keep the stuBy Their Prevailing Silence We Observe This; the Girls Take dents in good health.
Tests in the department last year
Advantage To Crow Over Their Scholastic
students treated with this vaccine got
Superiority and Fear the Approaching
show that about 50 per cent of the
Upheaval of the Sexes.
Pep Meeting, Games and Candy
very good results according to their
Pull Feature Party
own estimate of the treatment.
generally comprehended,
methinks
(By DOROTHY STEBBINS)
A delightful party for the freshmen
there would be other "wildcats" on
May
We have heard said that the stu- this campus than those disporting
of the university was given by the
Woman's Club of the university in the dents and authorities paid little at- themselves on Stoll Field.
men's gymnasium Friday evening tention to the report of the relative
Man's heel no longer grinds our Sulzer Sends Letters to Masters
scholarship standing of the campus necks into the dust of humilitating infrom 8 until 10 o'clock.
Asking Opinion on Matter
We are become, rather,
The informal entertainment began published in a recent issue of The feriority.
with a pep meeting in preparation Kernel. It is my private opinion that frighteningly superior. Worse luck!
Elmer G. Sulzer, director of the
game. It the men, at least, both saw and heard. What have we now to reverence, to university band, has sent letters to ISO
for the
was conducted by the SuKy Circle. They wouldn't be so silent about it if respect? What is there left in this towns in Kentucky offering them the
This was followed by a grand march they hadn't. Find the male who would fast dwindling, pigmy man for us to cooperation of the university in musiMiss Sarah refrain from crowing from daylight hail as hero, conqueror, protector?
led by Mr. Efflo King.
cal work and requesting an expresWe women didnt miss the first an- sion from the band leaders on the
Blanding, Miss Helen Skinner, and to dawn, even if he had nothing more
to crow over than a reaffirming of the nouncement of this new victory of proposal to organize a state bandMiss Anna Pherigo assisted in direct
ing the games. One of the outstand- supremacy of his sex over ours.
our sex. Our tongues ,so often ridi- masters association.
ing features of the evening was a reculed as wagging at both ends, were
In the Interest or my
If a sufficient number of band lead
permit me to crow.
Be it double padlocked to keep the shame - crs indicate that they favor a state
lay race between the faculty and the sisters,
in which the students were noted that these sage, wise, intellec- ful truth trom becoming too public organization, Mr. Sulzer will call n
students
victorious.
tual men of ours have fallen down As a majority we deplore this second meeting of the bandmasters in Lex
After the games an old fashioned for the first time in our history into "Fall of Man." We watch with fear ington in the near future. The pur- 1, guilty of being some fif- and apprehension this approaching pose of the organization would be to
"candy pull" was enjoyed. Among group
those assisting in entertaining were teen points below the college average; upheaval of the sexes. We don't want promote a band law for Kentucky and
Miss Sarah Blanding, dean of women; whereas, my contemporaries have it. We abhor it. Man in voluminous an annual state band contest.
themselves into the 2 petticoats dangling a girl baby in
Mrs. C. R. Melcher, president of the
Mr. Sulzer requests that any town
Woman's Club; and Mrs. J. E. Rush, group, having from 15 to 30 points trousers on his knee; women in the band which failed to receive a letter
U from him,
who had charge of the program. There more than the average a difference
communicate with him in
points! Were this (CONTINUED ON PAGE .EIGHT) i regard to the contemplated progn rn.
of some forty-fiv- e
were about 350 guests present.
student body:

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Dr. McVey Will Give Series of
Addresses at Colleges
in West

Years

Much to the joy of those not
having the $7.09 to make the trip
to Bloomington Saturday to see
the Wildcats meet Indiana, comes
the announcement from, the office
of "Daddy" Boles that the grid-grap- h
will be working and that the
thrills of the game may be enjoyed
Action will start at
for two-bits- .'
3 oclock in the men's gymnasium.

A request has gone out from the
Kentuckian office to the sororities and
dormitories that pictures of all entries in the annual beauty contest be
in the hands of the editor of the year
book by Monday evening, October 11.
No entries will be accepted after that
date. The short time limit is necessary in order that the beauties may
be judged and their pictures taken
for the year book before the photographer leaves the campus. An attempt is being made to secure the
services of John Held, Jr., author of
the monthly double page comic strip
in College Humor, tp judge this year's
Kentucky's beauties. Mr. Held, who
has won some distinction in his field,
judged the beauties for the University
of Texas two years ago when their
annual won the national prize.
To Secure Picture of Ashland
A plan is also on foot to secure the
use of some of the interiors of Ashland, Henry Clay's home on the outskirts of Lexington1, as a background
for the pictures in the beauty section
of the book.
"Bill" Wolfe, photographer from
the Northland Studios, who made the
pictures for last year's Kentuckian is
taking pictures in the Stroller rooms
on the first floor of the men's gymnasium.
Students have been slow in
making appointments for sittings and

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Attaining Highest Scholastic Standing for Four

Gridgraph in Gymnasium To
Show Indiana Game

Appointments For Sittings Are
Being Made in the
Stroller Rooms

This day has also been designated as the last date on which a
student may enter an organized
class without the permission of the
dean of the college in which the
class is conducted.
All students who are contemplating any late changes in schedules are urged to make them at
once. No changes will be possible

after

MAY

Award Will Be Made to Senior

Don't Miss It

of Annual Are Requested
To Have Pictures in
by October 11

has been
set as the last day on which a
class may be dropped this semester
without a grade, according to information received from Dean

To the Editor of The Kernel:
The Business Office of the university has been confronted with an in-

Kentuky-Maryvil-

NUMBER 3

Aspirants For Beauty Section

Monday Is Last Day For
Dropping Classes

Attended by their devoted children
and congratulated by hundreds of
friends, Prof. Charles J. Norwood
and Mrs. Norwood celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of their wedding receiving informally at their home on
Aylesford Place, Tuesday afternoon
and with a family dinner at 6 o'clock.
In the evening the faculty of the
university, with which Profess6r Norwood has been connected for 25 years,
entertained with a reception at Patterson hall in honor of the jubilarians.
Gifts of rare beauty and purses of
gold carried with them the hearty
good wishes of the friends of a life
time. Such spoken greetings as
come only from the lips of those
whose hearts dictate the sentiments
accompanied
gorgeous flowers and
conveyed in no uncertain terms the
love and affection In which the honored guests are held. 'Twas as a benediction of blessings accumulated with"
the lapse of time that the festive oc
casion came to a close.
On October 5, in the year of 1876,'
six miles from Manchester in Clay
county, Sarah E. White took Charles
J. Norwood "for better or for worse"
in the holy bonds of wedlock and. began with him the journey on the road
of married life. Fifty years later,
October 5, in the year 1926, they
looked back and recalled the many incidents that have made those years
replete with memories, hallowed and
cherished while life lasts.
Have Been of Service
Few citizens of Lexington have
meant to the community what Mr.
and Mrs. Norwood have meant. Theirs
have been lives of unselfish service;
theirs have been ideals that knew no
limitation short of perfection and ef
forts which started prayerfully, end
ing always in accomplishment. On
the occasion of their jubilee, salutations and greetings bore evidences of
the success which has attended the unselfish interest they have shown in
the welfare of their fellowman.
While devoting her life to her home
and family, Mrs. Norwood found time

President McVey Calls Attention
of Student Body to Important Matter; Many Bad
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COOPERATION

Get Busy!

Professor

Entire University Is 19.2
for Last Semester

KENTUCKY

FOR CONTESTS

Reception at Patterson Hall Is
Given in Honor of Popular
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But seriously the University of
(By KATHLEEN PEFFLEY)
now!Kentucky does have a library, not a Delivers Address Before WomSince the order of the day,
en at Georgetown College
"Uk
that rush week is over, is to advise, s"4
oconers sneer at us
lime piace.
hector, and in any case, to persecute
Mrs. F. "L. McVey, wife of Presi
the freshmen, even the featuristic pen, s,ze! but wJy should the powers of dent McVey, was a speaker at a
's
build-beif you will permit the term, must be the state worry about a larger
Association, at Georgetown,
ing when the minature one we
to that end.
ing of the Georgetown College
Frosh, have ready have reposes in obscurity and
September 21. Her topic was
of advice
Of course the collegiate "The Modern Novel: Its Character and
you ever noticed a rather insignificant neglect?
can never be expected to take Its Place in Literature."
structure cowering timidly between j wrld
library very seriously,
The Georgetonian official student
the Science Building and White Hall?
But, you of the lacquered hair and publication of Georgetown College,
This, tho' upper classmen have no
n speaking of her address, says, "Mrs.
doubt designated it to you as Patter- -' coy gaze, you of the mustached
Hall or the President's Home, isjdain and fashionable slouch pause, McVey, having at one time taught
Of course you have and consider the infinite .uses, .of a college classes dealing with the novel
the Library.
never ventured inside of it except by . library. As a rendezvous for lovers and its history, is particularly well
Some of the UDDer class- - it is especially convenient, located in fitted to speak on this subject." The
mistake.
men are even doubttui ot its existence, tne center oi tne campus, yet not on discussion was interesting and showtho' a plucky few venture in who the vantage ground for collegiate ed the speaker's interest in the subhave found that there they may per- - loafers. Structurally speaking it is ject at hand.
Mrs. McVey was introduced by Mrs.
use "Tho Saturday Evening Post' free perfect for this end. The
of charge and look at the pictures in architect constructed a balcony all Bishop, president of the association.
' Other speakers at the meeting were
some Parisian magazines which might around its interior which cannot fail
prove naughty if translatable. If you , to elicit the enthusiasm of any Ken- - Mrs. Allie S. Dixon, State Federation
president, and President M. B. Adams,
don't know it already, freshmen, sen- TED ON PAGE EIGHT)
of Georgetown College.
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HOMECOMING
With the results of the first football game of the season fresh in the
minds of all graduates and former
students of the University of Ken- tucKy each ana every person wno ever
has watched the blue clad Wildcats
pit their strength and skill against an
opposing eleven will begin to wish to
get back at least once this season.
Each one will automatically think of
seeing the annual clash between the
Wildcats and the Centre College Colonels. The game this year is being
'played at home and it has been desig-- nated as the homecoming game. Already Alumni from all over the United States have signified their intention of being at home to see the Wildcats triumph over the Colonels for the
first time on home ground for many
years. This will be a day for the
There will be old friends that
. Alumni.
you have not seen in years. There
will be the best football game of the
, season, and
that night there will be
the best Alumni dance in the history
.of the association. Make your plans
rnow. Get your seats at once. It is
going to be a day that you will not
. iwant to miss and one that you will not
November
.vTsoon forget.
Remember!

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'Placement Bureau of College of
Education Places 15
Positions

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versity of Kentucky, as well a3 any'
State
other college or university, it is ne- cessary to have the addresses of all NO COST TO APPLICANTS
the alumni of the institution The
Alumni office is working all the time
Fifteen graduates of the University
toward an organization that functions 0f Kentucky, including those who
perfectly and for this reason we are .received their degrees in June and
again calling the attention of all the several attending the summer session,
Alumni to this lost list Read it each have been placed as teachers for this
week and when you see- a familiar year in schools and Kentucky and
; nnH other states by the Placement Bureau
""" """ ...u ;
of the College of Education, according
,,
,,
,
let us knbw. The Alumni office and .
that individual both will be grateful , director of the bureau.
to you if you do.
,
DOsitions were vrocured for
the graduates of the University with- -'
out cost to the applicant, the bureau
SOMETHING TO
bearinir all expense of correspondence
and telegrams necessary in complet- EMULATE
ing arrangements. Schools desiring
teachers communicate with the bu
p n Wil
fOlline Pim-c-'
of Schenectady. NJ rcau and if a graduate of the universCruickshank,
, lty is fitted for the work the bureau
,
,
secrecy. ol
x., permanent
commends the graduate to the
1911 in a recent letter to this office gcll0oj
to
enclosed a check for her dues
Thc" rccent placements by the
the Alumni Association ana uisu one renn ar(J ag follows:
Miss Donna
from the Rt. Rev. William T. Capers, Dev(;r
f Lebanon, who graduated
D. D., former dean of Christ Church j May, teacher of home economics
Cathedral of Lexington whor now is hi the Loft Baltimore School, Mill- Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of ville, Del.; Miss Elizabeth Davenport
West Texas and is livinc in San An- -' of Lexington, who graduated in May
.'20.
tonio. The Reverend' Capers also is teacher of home economics in the
Mayslick high school;