xt7xwd3pzz2r https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7xwd3pzz2r/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 1988-04-04 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers  English   Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel  The Kentucky Kernel, April 04, 1988 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 04, 1988 1988 1988-04-04 2020 true xt7xwd3pzz2r section xt7xwd3pzz2r  

 

 

 

Diversions

 

For a review of Neil Simon’s latest

movie, SEE PAGE 4.

 

 

Sports Monday

 

 

Golf team defends its Johnny
Owens title. SEE PAGE 3.

 

Today: Partly sunny
Tomorrow: Sunny 8. warmer

65°-75°

 

 

 

 

ucky Kernel

 

 

Two rugby players execute a handoff in Saturday’s game. The
team beat Indiana University 36-4. The rugby team plays by the

coal pile near Greg Page apartments. The team is hosting its

own tournament this weekend.

sun NAWSE/Kernei Stan ‘

 

 

Step up

STEPS program offers students chances for temporary employment, experience

By MARY YOUNGSTAFEL
Contributing Writer

Put on your parachute. gather up
your skills, and be prepared for em-
ployment opportunities through
STEPS. the Student Temporary Em-
ployment Placement Service.

STEPS is a centralized referral
agency for both students and em.
ployers. “By centralizing student
employment. we have a lot of jobs
for students.“ said Bill George. as-
sociate director of STEPS.

Students gain valuable experience.
and employers benefit with willing
workers. said Judy Crockett, an em-
ployee of Hillard Lyons. a stock
brokerage company.

“The great thing about kids is

CAE recruiting new members,

 

“By centralizing student employment, we have

a lot of jobs for students. ”

Bill George.

associate director of STEPS.
—

their enthusiasm. They bring a
freshness to the office.“ Crockett
said. She said students‘ zest for life
and willingness to work is great.
Students have the opportunity to
learn about the brokerage program.
make money and sometimes gain in-
ternship credit. Crockett said. Two
of the approximately 17 students em-
ployed by Hillard Lyons have be-
come stockbrokers. she said. Ordi-

applicaton deadline Friday

Staff reports

The Collegians for Academic
Excellence is currently accepting
applications for membership.

CAE is a student organization
committed to improving the quality
of UK. The group. formed four years
ago. works primarily with the UK
Admissions Office and the Regis-
trar's Office.

CAE is also involved in various
projects at UK. including recruit-
ment of high school students. fund-
raisers for numerous colleges and
scholarships and hosting a reception

Director of Resident

CAROLYN COSTELLO
Contributing Writer

0n the first floor of Holmes Hall
you can find. among all the student
rooms. an unpretentious, but com-
fortable two-bedroom apartment
tilt is inhabited by Bob Clay, the
acting director of resident life at
UK.

Here‘s a man who has lived on
UK‘s campus for almost 19 years
sndhelikesit.

“I’ve been a UK fixture. I‘m like
the lightpost.“ Clay said.

As a freshman in August 1969.
Clay. now 37. moved into Haggin
Halt. Since then, he has moved
amnd campus several times until
he settled into Holmes Hall a few

yeanago.

One might wonder why anyone
would want to live in a residence
hallforsomany years.

“(Holmes Hall) is a nice place to
live." Clay said. “I have a nice two

fr scholarship students and adminis-
trators in the fall.

CAE President Bill Swinford said
that to qualify for membership in
CAE students should be “on the Lex-
ington campus for at least one se-
mester and (have) a grade point av-
erage of 3.0 or better. “

“We feel like a university is only
as good as its student body.“ he
said. CAE‘s “main goal is to help
the University of Kentucky to at-
tract the best high school students.“

Applications can be picked up in
106 Student Center or 539 Patterson
Office Tower and must be returned
by Friday.

bedroom apartment here. and if
there is ever a problem, I'm right
here on campus todeal with it."

Clay talks like a man who truly
enjoys his work. He began his asso-
ciation with UK residence life as a
sophomore in October 1970. At that
time. he became a corridor adviser,
a position that is now called resident
adviser because “we decided cor-
rectly that we were advising resi-
dents and not corridors." Clay said.

From there he became assistant
head resident (assistant hall direc-
tor), then head resident (hall direc-
tor).

In November 1977. he completed a
master‘s degree in student person-
nel administration and took a job as
south campus area coordinator. In
June 1979. he was transferred to the
north campus area coordinator posi-
tion. He was promoted to assistant
dean of students in August 1m and
on to actiig associate dean of stu-
dents in June m7. He acquired his

narily. a person is 30-32 years old
before becoming a stockbroker.
Crockett said.

Lenora Carrico. an economics se-
nior. has worked through STEPS
since August 1986. Carrico said she
values her experience as a sales as-
sistant with Northwestern Mutual
Life Insurance Company.

“The main thing is confidence. It
gives me a better idea of what I
want to do." she said. Carrico said
her job has given her insight into
what goes on in a small business. es-
pecially record-keeping.

“When I go out for a full-time job.
I will definitely mention STEPS.
how I‘ve liked it and how it’s helped
me.“ Carrico said.

The employee is not the only one
who benefits from the service. Phil-
ip Griffin. Carrico’s employer at
Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance
Company. said he is fortunate to
have Carrico working for him.

“I feel like I‘ve got an excellent
employee.“ Griffin said. He credits
Carrico for making a great deal of
difference in his business. Griffin‘s
production level has more than
doubled since Carrico came to work
for him. Griffin attributes 80 percent
of his production increase to Carri-

mLife Clay

present title when the student af-
fairs offices reorganized eight
months ago.

Campus housing accompanies all
of these positions so he stays on
campus although he is not required
to. One of the reasons he stays is be-
cause he feels communication with
students is extremely important.

“One of the things I’ve missed the
most in the eight months I've been
in this office is the student contact I
used to have." he said. “I still have
good student contact. . . . but I used
to wander around campus a lot dur-
ing the day. This job keeps me in
the office much more. It‘s not by
choice.“

He stressed the importance of
making the student feel like an indi-
vidual and not just part of a crowd.
Hesaidonewaytodothatistore-
member names.

“Communication folk would tell
you that the quickest way to have
perple hear you is to use their

Griffin says Carrico provides the
organization he doesn't have. He
said she is excellent with details. cli-
ent contacts. and can handle 90 per—
cent of problems that arise. By
handling the books. taxes and home
office communication. Carrico en-
ables Griffin to get out and deal with
clients.

Griffin said that the Common-
wealth Work Study Program pays
Carrico $1.50 per hour, George said
the CWSP reimburses employers
who utilize students in careers re‘
lated to employment opportunities.
There are currently 92 UK students
with 80 employers being funded by
CWSP. George said. He said em-
ployers recieved $56,000 from CWSP
in the last fiscal year. while UK stu-
dents earned $177,000 at an average
hourly wage of $4.74.

But the CWSP is a victim of the
current budget cuts and is not
scheduled to be funded next fiscal
year. George said.

Griffin said the extra funding
from the state went directly into
Carrico‘s salary and allowed him to
pay a more competitive salary. “I
think it was one of the incentives of
the program," Griffin said. If the
program is cut back it will affect
Carrico‘s salary. he said.

Crockett thinks the cutback will
hurt students. “I think it‘s going to
hurt their opportunties to get experi-
ence (that) employers require be-
fore they‘re going to hire them."
Crockett said.

Patrick Kelley. a pre-law student.
is in his second job through STEPS.
“I‘m planning on going to law

See STEPS. Page to

hdapendentaincetwt

Monday. W4.1988

Western head
begins review
of publications

BOWLING GREEN Western
Kentucky University President Kern
Alexander has announced plans for
a detailed two‘stcp l't'\'|t‘\\' of recom—
mendations from an ad hoc subcom-
mittee concerning the school‘s stu-
dent publications

Alexander said Friday that the
first step Will involve Nancy Green.
publisher of the Paladium Item in
Richmond. lIId.. who will act as it
professional media consultant and
work with the subcommittee.

Alexander said Green will exam-
ine procedures used at the (‘ollcge
Heights Herald newspaper and the
Talisman yearbook. (il'(‘(‘ll is ex-
pected to include in her cxzimina
tions a look at funding procedures.

Green. a former student publica
tions manager at the I'iiiversity of
Kentucky and l'niyersit) of Texas
and publisher of the Paladium-ltem
since the mid 1980s. met Friday with
the subcommittee.

Alexander said Green‘s reconi
mendations will be submitted to a
committee of professional Journal
ists for their consideration.

The ad hoc committee report.
which was presented to the SUlX‘dllr
inittee on university publications.
also recommends a l3-member £l(l\'i-
sory panel for the t‘ollegc Heights
Herald. The group ‘.\'lll consist of
students. faculty and ii protessmnal
journalist to be named by the Ken-
tucky Press Association

The ad hoc committee's report
stresses the tradition of student edi-
torial autonomy at Western. btit the

study also suggests that it profes-
sional journalist and faculty zitlvr
sors consult with the Herald about
news judgment and journalistic per~
lormance

Green. who has studied the opera-
tion of 14 other university publictr
tioiis. Will report back to the full ad
hoc committee with her r(’('()lniilt‘llr
diillOllS for the publications

Her findings. as well as the rec-
ommendations of the full ittl hoc
committee. will be studied by a pro
lessional group of journalists l)('l(tl‘(‘
implementation. That Ctlllillllllt‘t‘
has yet to be appointed

Alexander said he hopes lllt'
changes. which he said are lJt‘lltL‘.
sought to improve the quality of lllt‘
publications. can be set in plilt't‘ by.
the fall semester.

The proposals at first drew \llttl't‘i
criticism from opponents. who find
the changes were an attempt by .\l
exander to control the .sUlilt‘lHlttN
controversial student newspaper

Alexander said there
any intention of censorship

A tact-finding committee troin lllt‘
national chapter of The sot-wt} oi
Professional Journalists Sienna
Della (‘hi. last week reported
findings. saying there \[le no .iptmi
cnt danger of censorship .n the pint
posals.

\\ (lie tlt'\ t‘I'

ll\

The three~meniber panel did my
however. that the outcry that fil‘lkq-
over the proposals tiltt) li.t‘.t'
“scared off a potential C(‘llhtll'

Various events highlight
Little Kentucky Derby

By E\'.-\ .l. WINKHC
Staff Writer

Pancakes and a tin) tit Kceiielzind
are new additions to the Little Ken-
tucky Derby Festival

So are tethered balloon rides and
a more prestigious crowning of the
LKD Princess.

Missy Derifield. LKI) chairwoman
for the Student Actiyities Board.
said the new events should draw a
bigger crowd to the festival and
heighten public interest

The festival will begin at noon
Wednesday. April :20. with the an-
nual Pingi’ong bull drop :it Patter-
son Office Tower. The balls are
marked with numbers which
correspond to prizes. such as gift
certificates and dinners for two

The finalists for the LKD princess
will also be announced Wednesday.
with the winner announced Thurs~
day at the Run for the Rodents. The
annual rat race will be held outside
at the Student (‘enter patio at noon.
The Run for the Rose will also be
Thursday at 4:30 pm. in the south
campus courtyard,

Derifield said the princess
finalists would be selected on the

basis of their activities. St'fltllii\ll('
achievements. poise and till inter-
view. She said the princc» would be
decided by the turning of .i "wheel
of fortune.” as is the Kentucky
Derby princess.

Although in the past the princess
has been crowned on Saturday. I)c-
rifield said she dectded to announce
the winner earlier this year to add
prestige to the title and to allow the
princess to reign over the week‘s
events.

Tethered hot-air balloon rides and
a free outdoor concert will he held
Friday beginning ill (3 pin .it the
HS. Goodbarn Field The balloon
rides will cost $3.

The concert features The
Association and The (rickets. the
late Buddy Holly's original band
The concert is in conjunction with
Bud Light beer.

lexington‘s early-risers can watch
the hot-air balloon "key grab" Sat
urday at 6 am. A balloonist and .t
spectator will have the chance to
win a car by throwing a marker
closest to a spot in the Goodbnrn
field.

Afterwards the

spectators can

Sec LKI). l‘.igc It)

enjoys working with students

name. Everybody is semitive to
hearing their name and it is impor-
tant to me that I remember them,"
hesaid.

John Moormann. 21. a biology stu-
dent and a resident adviser at
Holmes Hall. describes Clay as a
happy and accessible person.

“He’s visible, he makes his pres-
ence known. He knows everybody
personally and he discusses real is-
sues with them. He's a jovial guy,
everybody likes him.“ Moormann
said.

Ronnie Sallee. an education sopho-
more. said that Clay is always avail-
able for the students.

“He's like St. Nicholas. he‘s al-
ways jolly. sort of big. He’s a great
guy. He knows everything about the
campus. If you have any kind of
qusastion you can ask him," Sallee
sat .

Clay credits his parents for some
ofhissuccess.Hegrewtpinan

SeeClAYJ’sgeo

MAW—l

Director of Residence Life Bob Clay sits with some UK administra-

tors at a Board of Trustees meeting.

 

 2 — Kentucky Kernel. Monday.Aprll4. 1000

lnforrnatlon on this calendar of events is collected and coordinated through
the Student Center Activities Office. 200/204 Student Center. University of Ken-
tucky. The Information 0 pubihhed (I applied by the art-campus sponsor. with ed-
itorial prMiege allowed for the sake of clarity of expresdon. For student organiza-
tions or University departments to mdre entries on the calendar. 0 Campus Calen-
dar form must be filled out and retuned to the Student ActMties Office.

Deadline: Forms will be accepted no later than the Monday proceeding the

publication date.

 

~Reilgiou: Free Mediation Groin: Free. Newman Center: 6 p.m.:
Call 266-4910

oReiigiom:WorshipServlcewarm0cosuolgaiheringikneoflng-
rho. Dfayers. 0 rrleuoges: Free: 500 Columbia Ave; 0-930 p.m.: Cal
254-3714

rReligious Monday Evening Fellowstib - trienahtp. grow as
cussion. parties. 0 pot luck dnner: Free; K-House/412 Rose St; 6 p.m.;
Coil 254-1001

-Religious:CreailvePrayerGrot.p-tlmetoreldx.shafe,erelate
with students: Free. Newman Center; 0 pm; Call 2550566

-Reiio'ous.5mdentMeeting—dscueslonofupcomlngevenis-all
students invitedl: Free; Newnnn Center; 9 pm; Cd 255-0566

- Religious: ”Cornerstone" ch Practice — enthusiasm is the onty
requirementi, Free; 500 Columbia Ave; 030-0 p.m.: Call 254-3714

-Sports: Campus Aerobics; Free; K-Nouse/412 Rose St.: 3:30 pm;
Call 277-5190

- Sports, Aikldo: Japanese Martial Art 0eginner Classes; Free; Alim-
nt Gym Lott. 0:30 p.m.: Call 266-0102

-Sports.hchlub-0eglrvietswelcome.Wrestiingemerlence
valuable; Free. Alumni Gym Loft: 5-6z30 p.m.: Cali 0-4156

- Semms- Learning Sklls Program: Speed Reading: SIC/semester.
$25 semester; 301 Frazee Holt: 1-1:50 a.m.. Catt 7-0673

~Exhibris (through 4/9). Albert Decans — An exhibit of etchings:
Free 249 Student Center; 100 pm; Cal 7-0067

0 Concerts: Dan Hughes/Senior impel Recital. Free: SCFA - Recl-
toi Hall. 0 pm. Call 7-4900

-Other (through 470): European Pastry Cde. 245 Student Center:
10.4 p m daity: Call 7-1655

-Sporie 1K Fencing Club Free: Alum Gym: 7:30930 pm; Cd
272-1013

Osborts:.iaponkarateClub- StiOtOKAN; Free; BuellArmory. 7:30-
9:30 pm.

oReltgiomunchBLasiLecmguestspeakerse‘roreoowttop
icstromihelrcareerselves;52.0QSOBColunoiaAve.;7:30pm;
Col254-3714

~Rellgious:"tuesdaleghitogeiher"-tNt-otimelorworme
fellowshb; Free;429¢oluriblaAve.; 7:30 pm.- Cd 7-3909

omwmum-mvmmw
dentCenter 245; 7:30 p.m;CoI 7-3909

dominate Learntng Sills Program: Procrastinaiors Anonymous:
SiO/sernesier or $25/sernester: 301 Frazee Hall; 3:30-4:15 pm; Cd 7-
0673

. Seminars: Leaning Stills Program: Improving Concentration:
SIC/semester orSZS/semester; 301 Fraaee Hol:1-1:45:Cdt 7-0673

.ReilglousmCiA-ProgromforpeoplesiudylngioenieriheCaiho-
llc Church; Free; Newman Center; 7:30-9:15 p.m.: Cali 2550566

05pm: Aerobics; Free; Newman Center; 5:50-7 pm; Cd 255-
0566

rReildous: Prayer of the Rosary for Increase in Vocations; Free.
Newman Center; 7 p.m.:Call 255-0566

cSporis: UK (Noting Club Meeting; Free; 213 Seaton Center; 0 pm:
Cal 0-2350

~Lectues: Phlosoptry Lectue by John Post. Vanderbilt: Free. 10th
Floor Patterson Office tower; 7:30 p.m.: Coil 7-3071

- Concerts: Victor Dunstan Senior tuba Recital: Free; SCFA - Recital:
0p.m.;Cdi 7-4900

~Oiher:FreshmanGroupAdvlslngConference(ailEducatlonPro-
grams); Free. Dickey Hall 127; 9-12. 12:30-41:00 7-2791

-0ther: UK Middle School Association Meeting; Free; Dickey Hall
129: 7:30 pm; CO" 7J9“

'movies

 

special events

 

sMovies - 4/6: Less Than Zero: $1.95: Worsham
theatre, 0 0:10 pm; Call 7-3295

oMovles - 4/7: Less than Zero: 51.95; Worsham
theatre. 0 and 10 pm; Call 7-0067

-Movles-4/7: the Prodigal: Free. Center theatre
atiheStudentCenter: 7:30

oMavies - 410: Less than Zero; $1.95. Worsham
theatre. 0 and 10 pm; Call 7-0067

0Movies - 4/9: Less Than Zero; $1.95; Worsham
theatre. 0 and 10 p.m.: Coll 7-0067

oMovies - 4/10: Less than Zero; $1.95; Worsham
theatre; 7 p.m.: Call 7—0067

 

 

 

6 WEDNESDAY

oSemmars. Learning Skills Program: Motivation and Your Success;
$10 semester or S25/semesier; 301 Frazee Hail; 2-2:50 pm; Call 7-
0673

- Religious: Bible Discussion Groups - Great Cornission Students:
Free, Student Center 231. 7:30 p.m.: Call 254-3997

-Reiigious. Dinner- Casual Dinner 0 Good Company; 53: 500 Co
lumbtc Ave. 5-6 p.m.: Call 254-3714

- sports Ailuao: Japanese Martial An Beginner Classes; Free; Alurn-
n: Gym Loft: 0.30 pm. Call 2660102

- Sports; .udo Club - Beginners are welcome, wrestling experience
valuable; Free; Alumni Gym Loft; 5-6:30

- Religious: Communion Service: Free; Newman Center: 0-0:45 pm,
Call 255-0566

- Religious: Student Faith Sharing — Upcoming Sunday's Gospel
Read 0: Discussed: Free; Newman Center: 9-10 p.m.: Call 255-0566

- Sports: Campus Aerobics; Free; K-l-louse/412 Rose Street; 3:30
p m..C011277-519O

-Sports UK Ping Pong Club; Free. Seaton Squash Courts; 7:30-10
p m.. Call 8-0161

- Movies; Less than Zero: 51.95: Worsham theatre; 0 0 IO p.m.: Call
7 3295

~Academrcs (through 4/15): Advance registration for the 1900 Fati
Semester 0 both 1900 Summer Sessions

- Concerts Les Nicholas Guest Clarinet Recital/Sam Holland, Piano:
Free. SCFA - Recital Hall, 0 p.m.: Cali 7-4900

- Other (thrOugh 4/9): Women Writers Conference

-Oiher Food for thought: Organizing for Final Exams; Free; 231 Stu-
dent Center. Noon; Call 73303

-Other Mark Clary: "travels of a Wotfrnan": Free, 117 Pence Hall; 1
p m . Call 7-1244

o Other Women Writers Conference: Registration. 357 Student Cen-
ter 1-5 p.m.CaiI 7-3295

. Other Women Writers Conference; Films by 0 about women. 363
Student Center; 15 p.m.: Cali 7-3295

-Other Women Writers Conference: Celebration readings: Breed-
ings 0pm Call 7.3295

 

8 FRIDAY

-Sporis: Campus Aerobics. Free; K-tlouse/412 Rose Street. 3:30
D m . Call 277-5190

. Sports (through 4'9); UK Outdoor track texas Relays

-Movies: Less Than Zero: $1.95, Worsham theatre, 0 and 10 pm;
Call 7-0067

~Other Women Writers Conference: Discussion Writing Fiction
Based on History; Worsham theatre: 9 p.m.: Call 7-3295

oOther. Women Writers Conference: Reading. Worsham theatre;
10 3O a.m.. Cali 7—3295

. Other: Women Writers Conference: Panel Discussion: Women and
Language: Worsham Theaire;Noon:Cat1 7-3295

-Other Women Writers Conference: Discussion: Enterprising
Women. 230 Student Center. 1:30 pm. Call 7-3295

-Other. Women Writers Conference Reading. Worsham theatre:
2300m.Call7-3295

-Other. Women Writers Conference Play: Fannie Lou Homer: this
Little Light, SCFA - Recital tiall; 0 pm. Call 7-3295

- Seminars Chemistry: "Laser Microprove Spectrometry - the Past.
Present. and Future". Free; 137 Chemistry-Physics 330 pm. call 7-
4741

7 THURSDAY

-Semlnars: Leaning Sldls Program: Building Word Power; SiO/se-
mester or S25/semester: 301 Frazee Hail: 2-2:50 p.m.: Cdi 7-0673

- Religion: "Cornerstone" Drama Practice - enthusiasm is the only
requirement; Free; 500 Coiurnbla Ave.; 6:30-0 p.m.: 061 254-3714

-Sports (through 4/9): Wildcat Golf Marshall lnvitationd; tinting-
ton,WV

oOiher; Elementary Education Group Advising Conference; Free.
Dickey Hall 127; 9-4 p.m.: Coil 7-2791

OSefnlnorS: Applying Management by Oblectlves to You Ofgq'll-
zotion; Free: 220 Student Center; 4 pm; Call 7.1099

~Sernlnars: Where Are You Going: Orgaruatlonai Development
and Assessment; Free; 203 Student Center; 4 pm: Cdl 7-1099-

. Meetings: Large Groin meeting - lniervarsity Christian Fellowm
Free: 205 Student Center; 0 p.m.: Call 276-2402

oMovies; Less Than Zero; $1.95; Worsham theatre; 0 and 10 p.m.:
Coll 7—0067

rMovies: the Prodigal; Free; Center theatre at the Student Center;
7:30

-Other:GammaSigmaDeitoAnnuallonauet—Members0nty:
F700: 51000111 COH'OY Ballroom; 6 p.m.; Cd 7-5961

OOiher: Wanton Writers Corlerence: Panel Discussion ”Directions in
Feminism and Women's Shidies"; Worsham theatre. 9 p.m.: Cali 7-
3295

s Other: Women Writers Conference: Lecture - "Directions in Worn-
en's Literature"; Worsham theatre; 1030 am; Coil 7-3295

-Other: Women Writers Conference: Panel Discussion: the Erotic in
Literature; Worsham "none; Noon: Call 7-3295

comer: Women Writers Conference: Panel Discussion: Women as
Writers; Worsham Ttleatre; 1:30 p.m.: Cdl 7-3295

oOther: Women Writers Conference; Reading; Worsham theatre; 3
p.m.: Coil 7-3295

comer; Women Writers Conference: Writing Erotica: 230 Student
Center; 4 p.m.: Cali 7-3295

-Oiher: Women Writers Conference: Writing is Confrontation; SCFA
— Concert iioli; 0 p.m.: Cali 7-3295

oConcerts: Frederick C. Hermann/Senior trombone; Free; SCFA -
ROCltOI HO": 5 p.m.: CO“ 74900

oConceris: Patricia Barnes Griffith, Guest Piano Recital; Free: SCFA -
Recital Hall; 3 pm; Call 7-4900

- Sports: UK Fencing Club; Free; Alumni Gym; 7:309:30 p.m.: Cell
272-1013

0 Sports: Japan Karate Club - Shotokan; Free; Alumni Gym - Balco-
nY: 5:30-7:30 DJ".

OSports: Aerobics; Free: Newman Center: 5:50-7 p.m.; cut 255-
0566

- Religious: Sprltuai Reading Growl — discussion of Various Spiritual
Writers: Free; Newman Center; 10.30-Noon: Call 2550566

- Religious: Fellowship of Christian Athletes - FCA; Free; 502 Coiurn-
bia Ave: 9 p.m.: Call 233-0315

. Religious: Decision Point - Bible Studies; Free; 500 Colimbla Ave.;
0-9z3O p.m.: Cd! 254-3714

rReiigious: thursdoy Bible Study; Free: 502 Columbia Ave; 7 p.m.:
cal 233-0313

I Reilgiom: D 0 L Grill; 51: 429 Coiunbla Ave.;12:15:7-3909

‘1“

arts

 

 

 

oConcerts - 4/4 Dan Hughes/Senior trumpet Re-
cital; Free; SCFA - Recital Hall; 0 pm; Call 7-4900

- Concerts - 4/5. Victor Dunstan Senior tuba Reci-
tal; Free. SCFA - Recital; 0 pm; Call 7-4900

- Concerts - 4/6: Les Nicholas Guest Clarinet Reci-
tal/Sam Holland. Piano; Free; SCFA - Recital Hall; 0
p.m.;Caii 7-4900

~Concerts - 4/7: Frederick C. Hermann/Senior
Trombone; Free; SCFA — Recital Hall; 0 pm; Call 7-
4900

oConcerts — 4/7: Patricia Barnes Griffith, Guest
Piano Recital; Free; SCFA - Recital Hall; 3 pm; Call
7-4900

0 Concerts: Graduate String Quartet; Free; SCFA —
Recital Hall; 0 p.m.: Coll 7-4900

oConcerts — 4/11: Percussion Ensemble Concert;
Free; SCFA - Recital Hall; 0 p.m.: Call 7-4900

- Exhibits — 4/4-4/9; Albert Decarls - An exhibit of
etchings; Free; 249 Student Center: 10-5 pm; Call
7-0067

. Exhibits - 4/10—4/29: Thomas 5. Noble 1835-1907;
Free. UK Art Museum; 10-5 pm.

 

 

sports

 

 

 

9 SATURDAY

-Reitgtous:1helthoffeehwss—Chrtsilan00nds.0rmragrosps.
fellowship B tut; Free: “tome/412 Colunbia; 7:30 p.m.; Cd 277-
5190

-Reiiglou:Cathoilc Celebration oftheMass: Free, Newman Cen-
ter; 6 p.m.: Cali 2550566

0 Sports; UK loseball vs. Vanderbilt, mutter; Free With fut-time
Ule; Shivety Field: Call 7-3030

~Movies: Less Than Zero; $1.95; Worsham l'treaire; 0 and 10 p.m..
Call 7-0067

-Oiher: Women Writers Conference: Coffee and Bookstore. 357
Student Center; 9 am; Coll 7-3295

-0ther: Women Writers Conference; Panel Discussion: Why Poetm;
305 Student Center; 9:30 am; Coll 7-3295

- Other: Women Writers Conference: Reading; 305 Student Center:
11 am; Cal 7-3295

oOther: Women Writers Conference: Readng; Student Center
theatre; 12:30 p.m.: Call 7-3295

nOther: Women Writers Conference: Panel Discussion: Fronzines;
230 Student Center: 12:30 p.m.: Coil 7-3295

-Concerts- Graduate String (Manet; Free: SCFA - Recital ital; 0
p.m.: Cdl 7-4900

- Sports: KY Gymnastics NCAA Regional:

OSpoftthWornen‘stennlsi/soljrefreemorne

 

10

”Religious Celebration of Worship - Christian Student Fm
Free 502 Coiu'hplo Ave. 7 pm. Call 233-0313

-Reil¢om CMCMWGWIMGI:FMWCUF
for 0 to,11-30a.m.;5.9:309.m.;Cd2550560

- Sports 1K 0osebail vs. Vonderbflt. M Field. Calf 7-3030

-Sporis: Aikido JapaneseMatial ArtBegtmerCiasses. Free Aium-
niGyrnLoft 1pm.ca266-Olo2

~Sports- Japan Karate Club - WVOKAN; Free: Bueil Armory. 3-5
pm

-Elrtibtts (through 029): thofnas S. Noble 1035-1907, Free 1! Art

' Museum 10-59 m

-Movles Less Than zero: $195; Worm theatre. 7 pm. Cd 7-
0067
OSoomthomen'stenntsvsWokeFarestvFreleorne

SUNDAY

 

11 ”MONDAY

more”: Free Mediation Grasp: Free; Norman Center; 6 p.m.:
“266-4910

om:wmmwmeconfigofherhgmeofslng-
ing.prayers.emessoges.Free.000CounbloAse.;0-fi30pm;0d
254-3714
custon.ponles.epotuckdmer;Free.K-ito\ee/412Rose31.;eprm
“254-1001

0m:CreattvePtayerGrow-Tlmetoreial.more.ereiate
mmmmmmpmcum

om:wm-mumm-d
mmreolmeemmflemcumsus

om‘m'mnactice-Mlslheom
WI;Free.000€oImbloAve.;630-09m¢d204-37ls

doom: Camus Aerobics; Free. K-iloue/412 lose St.- 3.30 pm;
(21277-0190

~mmmmmmmmm
N GM" M: 0:30 p.m.:“ M102

spam ”no CID - legttners welcorrre. m mice
mmmmw;sesopm.:cus-siss

DWWHWMINTMSIOM
never. mm; 301 fruse flu; 33:00 med 7-0473

comer: A.“ School Sanction Grew ”up Mice:
mechanism-smears»:

~one; m k! - lean m "an m an
MMWMWHJNWCGfl
3032

tOMWMMMdWMhW
fnerrres‘JeelltPenoelkIdmCdt-lfl

rowan Its lune M Omelet - Mereers Oren Free I»
mmmsismwum

rwmmw;mm-WM
song-cur“

oMWWMnMWMm

- Sports — 4/4: Campus Aerobics: Free; K-
House/412 Rose St; 3:30 p.m.: Call 277-5190

0 Sports - 4/5: UK Fencing Club: Free; Alumni Gym;
7:30-9:30 pm; Call 272-1013

0 Sports - 4/5: Aerobics: Free; Newman Center;
5:50-7 pm; Call 255-0566

0 Sports - 4]!» UK (Noting Club Meeting; Free: 213
Seaton Center: 0 pm; Call 0-2350

0 Sports - 4/6: Campus Aerobics; Free. K-
House/412 Rose Street; 3:30 p.m.: Call 277-5190

OSporis - 4/6: UK Ping Pong Club; Free; Seaton
Squash Courts; 7:30-10 p.m.: Call 0-0161

- Sports — 4/7-4/9: Wildcat Golf Marshall Invitatio-
nal; Huntington. WV

0 Sports - 4/7: UK Fencing Club: Free; Alumni Gym;
7:30-9:30 p.m.: Call 272-1013

0 Sports - 4/7: Aerobics; Free; Newman Center:
5:50-7 p.m.: CO" 255-8560

0 Sports - 4/0-4/9: UK Outdoor track texos Relays

oSports — 4/9: UK Basede vs. Vanderbilt. double-
hitter; Free with full-time UKID. Shivety Field: Call 7-
3030

OSports-4/9:KYGymnasticsNCAARegionais

oSports - 4/9: UK Women's tennis vs. Duke; Free.
Home

OSports - 4/10: UK Baseball vs. Vanderblii; Shiviey
Fieid:ColI 7-3030

~Sporfs - 4/10: UK Women's tennis vs. Wake For-
081; Ft”; Home

oSports - 4/11: Campus Aerobics; Free: K-
liouse/412 Rose St; 3:30 p.m.: Call 277-5190

oSports - 4/11: UK Women's tennis vs. South Caro-

 

 

 

 

 

 

meetings/lectures

OLeciures-4/5:Phiiosophyleciureby.lothost.
Varderblt; Free. 10th Floor Patterson Office Tower:
7:30me:17—3071

uMeethu-WdargeGrommeetlng-lniervu-
mmmmmmmn
MCU276-2402

0m - 4/4: Learmg ea- Proqan heed
Rearmg; StO/sernesier. S20/sernesier; 301 Fralse
ital-1:50am; Cd 7-0673

om-mmmmm
mmuorsemesierorm;
301 Frantic; 3:30-4:10me 7-0673

 

 

 

OAcademlcs - 4/6-4/15: Advance registration for
the 1900 Fall Semester 0: both 1900 Summer Ses-
sions

oOiher - 4/4-4/0: European Pastry Cafe; 245 Stu-
dent Center; 10-4 pm. daily; Call 7-1655

oOther - 4/5: Freshman Group Advising Confer-
ence (ail Education Programs); Free. Dickey Hall
127: 9-12, 12:30-4; Call 7-2791

OOther - 4/5: UK Middle School Association Meet-
ing; Ft”; ”ORGY HQ" 129; 7:30 pm; Cdl 7-8948

0 Other - 4/6-4/9: Women Writers Conference

OOther - 4/6: Food for Thought: Organizing for
Final Exams; Free; 231 Student Center; Noon; Cali 7-
3303

- Other — 4/6: Mark Clary: "travels of a Woifman";
Free; 117 Pence Hall; 1 pm; Call 7-1244

OOther - 4/6: Women Writers Conference: Regis-
tration; 357 Student Center; 1-5 p.m.: Call 7-3295

OOther — 4/6: Women Writers Conference: Films
by 0: about women; 363 Student Center; 15 p.m.:
00117-3295

oOther — 4/6: Women Writers Conference: Cele-
bration readings; Breedings; 0 p.m.: Coil 7-3295

OOther - 4/7: Elementary Education Group Advis-
ing Conference; Free; Dickey Hall 127; 9-4 pm; Call
7-2791

OOiher - 4/7: Gamma Sigma Delta Annual Ban-
quet - Members Only: Free; Student Center Bali-
roorn; 6 p.m.: Call 7-5961

oOther — 4/7: Women Writers Conference: Panel
Discussion "Directions in Feminism and Women's
Studies"; Worsham theatre; 9 p.m.: Call 7-3295

o Other — 4/7: Women Writers Conference Lecture
— "Directions in Women's Literature"; Worsham
theatre; 10:30 am; Call 7-3295

oOther - 4/7: Women Writers Conference: Panel
Discussion: the Erotic In Literature; Worsham theatre;
Noon;CoiI 7-3295

oOiher - 4/7: Women Writers Conference: Panel
Discussion: Women as Writers; Worsham Theatre:
1:30 p.m.: Cali 7-3295

oOther - 4/7: Women Writers Conference; Read-
ing; Worsham Theatre; 3 p.m.: Call 7-3295

OOiher - 4/7: Women Writers Conference; Writing
Erotica; 230 Student Center; 4 p.m.: Call 7-3295

-Oiher — 4/7: Women Writers Conference: Writing
Is Confrontation; SCFA — Concert Hall; 0 p.m.: Call 7-
3295

oOther - 4/0: Women Writers Conference: Dis-
cussion: Writing Fiction Based on History; Worsham
theatre: 9 am; Coil 7-3295

-Other - 4/0: Women Writers Conference: Read-
Ing; Worsham theatre; 10:30 am; Cali 7-3295

-Oiher — 4/0: Women Writers Conference: Panel
Discussion: Women and Lanouaoe: Worsham
theatre; Noon; Cali 7-3295

rOther - 4/0: Women Writers Conference: Dis-
cussion: Enterprising Women; 230 Student Center;
1:30 p.m.: Cali 7-3295

corner - 4/0: Women Writers Conference: Read-
Ing; Worsham theatre; 2:30 pm; CO" 7-3295

oOther - 4/8: Women Writers Conference: Play:
Fannie Lou Homer: This Little light; SCFA - Recital
Hall; 0 p.m.: Call 7-3295

- Other - 4/9: Women Writers Conference: Coffee
and Bookstore; 357 Student Center; 9 am; Call 7-
3295

oOther — 4/9: Women Writers Conference Panel
Discussion: Why Poetry?; 305 Student Center; 9:30
am; Call 7-3295

OOiher — 4/9: Women Writers Conference: Read-
Ing; 305 Student Center; 11 am; Coll 7-3295

OOther - 4/9: Women Writers Conference: Read
Ing; Student Center theatre; 12:30 p.m.: Call 7-3295

oOther - 419: Women Writers Conference Panel
01000881071: Franzines; 230 Student Center; 12:30
p.m.: Call 7-3295

oOther - 4/11: Middle School Education Group
Advising Conference; Free; Dickey Hall 127; 9-4
pm; Call 7-2791

OOther - 4/11: internship Fair - Learn about Intern
opportunities and shadowing: Free; Student Center
Theatre/206; 1 l-3:30 p.m.: Call 7-3632

OOther — 4/11: Louis Zoeller Bicketf: "Discussion of
Recent Work In Political Themes"; Free; 117 Pence
HO“; 1 p.m.: Call 74244

OOther — 4/11: Phi Kappa Initiation Bariqriet -
Members Only; Free; Student Center Ballroom; 6 15
p.m.: Call 76742

 

 

 

 

looking ahead
=——————_
4/10 - Seminars Leaning Sirls Program Coping

with Test Anxiety: SIC/semester or S20/semester;
301 Fraaeettd; 34:50.00! 7-0673

 

 

 Kentucky Kernel, Monday.Apr_ll4,19u — 3

 

 

 

 

The evil curse
of a left hand
strikes again

Damn my left hand.

of all the evil curses bestowed
on a man, why does mine have to
be the left hand?

You know the left hand curse.
It strikes guys who are too small
to be an effective forward. They
are therefore cast into the awk-
ward position of guard.

In the backcourt, the cursed
one must be able to handle the
basketball with both hands —