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Vol. LXXXIII. No. ‘32 l’niyersity of Kentucky 1 ..
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By LESLIE MICHELSON Although each university has its are the only weapons allowed. not permitted, Neill said he knows some people Reagan had been shot by a water 1‘. , .5 i5"?
Staff Writer own rules, the basic idea is to assign .then one person kills another, he Adams said people may commit will oppose playing a game where gun,noone would have cared .« '5_ .‘ '
a victim to each assassin. The killer or she inheritsthatperson‘s victim. "suicide," but only in extreme cases. “killing“ is involved. Physics junior Brian Murphy said '. 2' - ; 1'
They tried swallowing goldfish. must“shoot" thevictim before being VOne may kill only his designated UK‘s Assassin game begins April 8 “Real life is much more violent he thinks the game is merely a form '. ' .1
They tried stuffing people in phone killed himself. lt‘sacaseof kill orbe victim. and will continue through April 19. than this game could ever be.“ he of entertainment “It‘s stupid to get 1 i " . "
bOOtlS and cars.They tried streaking killed. .zThere is a 50-cent charge to play Anyone interested in playing should said. “I'd much rather be shot by a upset about it." he said 11w att'r guns ,'»5 5". 5,11" ’ "- .
and toga parties and pantie raids. According to Chaney, the rules for and all proceeds go to the winner‘s send their name. address. phone water gun in an Assassin game at don‘t squirt people. people quIflptfor -' .1‘
Students at UK are now turning to UK’s rendition of Assassin are as choiceof charities. number, and 50 cents by April 5 to UK, than by a machine gun as a PFC ple " i5, 1119
thelatestincollesecramzAssassin. follows: ,He who is the last one living will Blandingliro Box 124, Lexington. in El Salvador." "l'm looking forward to par _ -1.j«‘
The game 0f “Assassin" (also win the game. However, the game There is a mandatory meeting for Chaney's justification for playinga tiCIpating even though most of m5. 535
known as Killer) has been sweeping .aEach participant willbeassigneda will end April 19 even if there are all “assassins“ on April 7at 7pm. in game involving symbolic violence is clothes are dry clean only ‘ said r5-,' 5' 5.‘
(3011689 campuses acrossthecountry, persontokill. several people still alive. the Complex Commons. “If God didn't want us to play zoology junior Deborah (iatiin .1-9 - 3
offering a tension release for over- wA killing must be witnessed by at The entire procedure will be super- Assassin, he wouldn‘t have invented 1~ .5 g '1
workedstudents. least one but no more than three Tom Adams. a chemical engineer- vised by one figure of authority. water guns.“ U K a [to rn e y 5511.”;
Assassin was first brought to UK witnesses (this insures no classroom ing sophomore. also devised some Richard Neill. a chemistry junior. is All three organizers said the y -‘ . 5“. .
by Vic Chaney, a psychology junior. disruptions). rules for UK‘s participants. He said acting as the Assassin Control for the assassination attempt on Reagan and _'.1‘5-55.5
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and [wanted 10 get the game started bekilled. at a religious ceremony. Shooting list of participants, their deaths and is nothing more than a tragic coin- IS ' .
here," he said. wNormal. non-pressured water guns people in the shower or in the rain is writing the obituaries. cidence. Adams said. “If Ronald 1 :5'5 ', .
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UK student awarded 1981 MISS Lexington title ..
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By CHARITYC. WILSON joring in art, was third runner up. She sang “l have con- t‘lay high SCh00l. Said ht‘l‘ main reaSO'lS for entering m“ ‘ 5 ’ " *Z-Irf';11‘_.1;
Staff Writer fidence." a selection from the “Sound of Music“ musical. pageant involved the chance to meet people and perphaps _ '5-55 "5- .5 -5 r5 5;
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Last night a full house watched as Lynne Graham. a scholarships — some amount to the sum of $2.150 — the “The scholarship money will git't‘ mt‘ it ROM Chance for it ‘ 1.1 ; 7 .
University of Kentucky senior majoring in Individual and free cosmetics. tanning sessions and wardrobe. my education.“ Perlman 5‘“d1 1 .1141 1 T
Family Development,was crowned Miss Lexington. . . - . — . - i;
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and the 1978 Miss Kentucky third runner up. She held the and a S11v1" bowl Second 1111111151} up ”$811,111; a $3011 money. too. According to Williams, the pageant has :5
Miss Mammoth Cave title in 1980. as well as 1980 Miss scholarship a three-month membership at the sports broughtin around 360.000 over the past few years. 5515 ( ’ .5'..;1
Lake Cumberland first runner up. She and eleven other center flowers and a silver bowl Third runner “We are able to return this money to the community )1 f _I 1.. 1
women competed for the title at the Opera HOuse. receives a $200 scholarshi , . ' up almost cost free." Williams said. The money is used for 1 (I! i‘ 5 ‘;j.' Tr
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York, State Of Mind.“ Graham said after continuing her M which the club not only helped open through its pageant 1/' .‘
education throughgraduate 5SCh00l. she WOUld pursue a Betty Williams5 chairman of the 1931 pageant. said it receipts. but also staff. (‘iuh members work part time. she ‘ V . 1. 5.5
career asa professmnal vocalist. . has been her experience that mOSt of the girls enter the said. ‘ . .‘ 1a..

‘ 55She wms 3.31'000 scholarship, $850 worth 0f gift cer- Miss Lexington pageant “mostly for the scholarship _ 5 - 5 b. 5 1.‘ x 5‘. 5
tiflcates. furniture, perfume. flowers and a Silver bowl In The club is able to save money by attracting pageant ' 1 ._.« . 1 . 5
addition tOShoes and clothes money 1 5 5 __ sponsors from Lexington area businesses In turn. the 5 . "' f

The first runner up was Mia Smith, a 22-year-0iu 5" thousand dollars ‘5 800d ‘0 add to what you V9 got. sponsor‘s name is announced whenever the contestant is .' '
sophomore majoring in applied voice at UK as well as said Williams. . on stageand the business‘ name is printedin the program 1. '
minoring in theater. Her honors include a UK voice 135‘ yearswinner, UK Law Student Ethyle Noel_5used on the page with the contestants photograph ’ 5
scholarship. She sang“Home“for the talenthcaorgpetigitin. 2:55 money to finance most of her education. Williams Programs sell for 315505 which adds more revenue to the I 5 5. 5 5

econ nneru title went to Ma C n er om, ~ 5 cant. . ‘ - . 1. 1 .
a gigarolg rL‘IIK studgnt. Bolin is a sgiior majoring in “Ethyle had 5‘0 em" [5“? Pag'f‘am four times5before She pag 5 5 5 5 5 i . ’ 3"“ 5 5 . .
journalism. In the talent competition, she sang. “What I won, but each time she finished in the money. I m sure the Initially, 38 women auditioned for a spot in the pageant B51. (‘HUCK PERRY/Kernel 815111 55 5 5 , 5 .
did for love.“ money really helped her through school. on Feb. 7. but judges narrowed the field to twelve for the l YVVF (”151" 1‘1 5

(finda Lou Hixenbaugh, a senior at Asbury College ma- Pamela Perlman_ an l8-yearold student from Henry finalcontest. . . —————__._______ 55 .. 5 5 .
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By ALEX CROUCH ““8 information imaginatively. creditation 5&5le takes curriculum moving toward: greater community that overbureaucratization of in« Donnie Ward previews the event For » .
AssociateEditor unltingyoungandold. decisions away from faculty and of purpose, a reorganization, and a tellect and so should be taken details of both stories. see pages 6 5 .5 _
“A special fmitoftheuniversityis students. Internally. the problems release and joining of a continual seriously by adults. and 7. . . .

Reiteratingtlnpositionsheput for- an enlargmentof the mind, giving a are an increasing emphasis on dialogue on aims by both outsiders Presently, gem feels students C 5 5 5 5 5 5 . . .
wardlnaspeech atUKin was, Ken- philosophical habit of thought." specialization and departmentaliza- “dim“... have become more vocationally 1101:3951 500‘ OWE discusses 1
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for lmi his views on the “Id“ 0‘ a he ”id' "My feelings in 1985 have discipline." university structure into smaller, in- terests perhaps are dormant." Benne ay 2 rry 1 11 or example. 59" .
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. . - ‘ , America has a sickness that is spreading always been central to our national identity, witnessed a seemingly senseless street kill- abusive parents or seemingly harmless
'. . - . like an epidemic. and undeniably it has contributed to this na- ing or has heard or read a first-hand ac- play that Violent means of solvmg problems
. 1 - ' ' As demonstrated by the shooting of Presi- tion‘s great successes in world leadership. count of one in his proximity will never walk are admirable, he Will be less than heSitant
. ' - ' dent Reagan on Monday, the senseless But American society today is one of crowd— down the neighborhood avenues in quite the to use such methods when he finds himself
‘ 7 . ‘ ‘ ‘ murder of John Lennon in December, and ed cities and social unrest, not the open same frame of mind. confronted w1th351milar Situation.
g g " ’ ' . the ever-rising statistics on violent crime, frontier which Thomas Jefferson saw as a Further, fear breeds fear. No affliction,
- . this is a nation infatuated and run amok “safety valve” for malcontentedness. mental or physical, is more infectious than The solution must begin in the home, and
n ‘ . - with violence, Whenaperson lashes out in anger,say,in paranoia, and it eats away at the inter- it may not be feasible. Parents must learn
. , j ' It is a disease with no easy cure. the heart of New York City or Washington. reliance and trustthatis the glue of society. to say ‘no’ to violent television programm-
' . g . ' America is still relatively close to its 0.0, he no longer involves simply the in- ‘The time has come to find a new way to ing, discourage ‘war’ games as a form of
. 1 ‘ , ' . roots, the days of the open frontier when law dividual he believes has wronged him in his solve problems. Gun control laws, as play, learn to control their own tempers,
~ 7 f . - was arbitrary and in places nonexistent. violent act, but all those whom in such a statistics have repeatedly shown, work, but and above all, teach by example that it is
' . ,' . ' . _ Grievances were often settled with fists, tightly-packed environment witness the they do nothing to change the attitude better to talk and negotiate than hit and in-
. ,. , .‘~ .~ knives, and guns. and survival of the fittest event. underlying the all-too-common use of jure. The mature parent is one who, while a
' - L .1 . “as the predominant “116 Violence in densely-packed environments criminal violence. If a person is taught from firm disciplinarian, relies on words rather
: '. , ' ' ’ This rough-and-ready self —reliance has breeds fear and hysteria. A person who has childhood, albeit by TV, other media, than switches to enforce his authority.
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, ' ' mm”. part of the countryyou hear been a small town since Abe Lin- H0wconvenient, we just so happen- vices of only two law officers, but In semiconclusion, Lexington
'V . a lot oi sayings (11d sayings, new coln‘s woman lived here. edto selectaplace familiar to us all. dynamic law officers they are, or WOULD be better off if it were a ,
- ' sayings. stupid sayings vreyery kind The reason I make such comments including its characters and were. First there's Andy, or to his . small town. Again, as laid back as a '
. _ ' ~ . of damn saying that‘s been said is that Lexington would be much bet- characteristics. friends. Ang. He‘s the epitomy of an '1 dead cat. I think that’s something we ‘
There's one in particular I‘ve heard ter off if it WAS a small town. Why? All-American guy. The man wears no sec 6 could use when you take into con- l
. ‘ that pertalm to Lexington. “Lex— Well, if you're going to be that way To get underway, I suppose we gun,onlyapleasant grin anda Sears , sideration university red tape and
' , inglon is nothing more than a big aboutit,l‘ll give you proof. should first focus on the law enforce- Silvertone guitar. He speaks inasoft owens Nicholasville Road traffic at five ‘V
" ‘ small town " Let's choosea small town out of the ment establishments of both com- tone and uses wit instead of a night~ o'clock. Whatever. l
‘ ' r, . I When you break that down, it sup- ol' hat, take its characters and munities. Lexington: Here we have stick.
' , . V posed to mean lexington IS big. as characteristics, then apply them to Mickey Metro and his 13,000 brothers His sidekick is the infamous Even though I’m not officially a
‘ . far as land area. buildings. etc, but Lex1ngton. With this, I‘ll prove ready to swoop down on every Barney Fife, known world-wide as member of the university society,1‘d
' 1 1 j ' at heart, it's small Small as in peo— beyond a shadow of a doubt that Lex- lawbreaker. You know. those lads in Fearless Fife. Behind the rugged ex« like to make a plug for a friend and a
i ,' p ' ple are iriendly. lots of good ol' boys ington is 1) not a big, small town, and uniform that canvas the city in terior of this man, there lies an un- manthatlthink could well CAPTAIN
: still running around. you know, it still 21 would be much better off if it was. search of every red-light runner, jay canny crime-stopping mind. Barney spect like Opie or Johnny Paul. What the hierarchy of student government,
' ’ . has thathomey feel Now for the small town. My col- walker, and other dangerOus type often uses the tactic of acting stupid swell eggs these two midget esquires Ken Berry. This veteran at UK
. W '. To the man thatcoined that phrase. leagues and I are reaching into an criminal that just so happens to be to disorient the potential criminal. are. And hell, oneof them turned out possesses a quality and an idea that
. - : ' l‘dlike to make one statement. "May Eastern Kentucky Mack Hat filled walking the streets of THEIR city. but at the last minute uses his lightn- to be a major film director. Must puts our student government in a
g ' l .' . your next Mercedes turn out to be with the names of every small town And then there's Mayberry, The ing fast draw to put the scum in its have been the training at Foley’s light that allofusshouldadhere to.
'; ‘ . dnd Edsel in disguise “ Look buddy, in the United States. And. the winner town often said to be as laid back as a place. Market. Again, chalk up another one Personally, I've been at this educa-
' ‘ '- these an- the ~hos Lexington hasn‘t isssss Mayberry. North Carolina. dead cat. This town requires the ser- Question: When is the last time you for Mayberry. tional establishment for four years,
‘ » , heard of Metro Officers using such Let‘s talk hair design. Lexington, and off the top of my head, I cannot
. x ' ~ fantastically intelligent means of big, small town as it is, has the likes name five things they’ve done to im-
_. . - .V r ‘ ’ ' putting the main public enemies of Jerry Spry, a man trained in the prove the quality of education or for
' . (N Free 0 m m ea ”5 r0 teCZ-ln behind bars? Answer: never. Chalk Hollywood Hills of Southern Califor- that matter the convenience of
j ' ' ' one up for Mayberry. nia. Anyone knows that the closest education for the student body.
'. '- 1" Then there‘s the topic of drunks. Mayberry ever came to that was Don‘t get me wrong,Ithink student
. - , - ' ° ' ° ' Lexington has them all over the when Andy went to Hollywood on his government is a fine thing, ONLY
_ - ' t 8 rl [S 0 l erln 0 [”10” place. in the bars, cars, alleys, vacation. and I emphasize only, if it‘s handled ‘
’ . ff , ‘ fraternity houses, everywhere. Instead, they have the master, correctly. It seems to me that if I '
._ ' '- .‘ ' f Mayberry on the other hand has one Floyd Lawson. Floyd specializes in a can‘t name five things they've done,
, , " man to hold down the job. This giant burr cut,andalittle off the inner ear. then the regular Joe on the street
, " " "I am the good Shepard and A?» ring to the recent attempts to among boozers, Otis Campbell. If all What class. Alas, another for can’tnamethosefive things either.
V .' .' i know my sheep and they know ,/ distribute New Testament-‘5 to drunks in Lexington were like Otis Mayberry. So, let's putaman in there that will
. ' , me They hear my voice and .fl' 1 children on school property in Campbell. ahhhh, excuse me, just an Actually, one could ramble on draw some well-deserved attention to
- ' x ‘ i know me and follow me. and I Madison County. If Mr. Barker anxious thought. Chalk another one forever about how Lexington has this falteringorganization.lurge you
.1 l . l gm» to them eternal life.- and dcnc \ ' supports that, does he also sup— up for Mayberry. escaped the “small, big town to join myself and many more that
‘ , 1 they shall never Perish neither , '. pOrt the right of other groups to Let's not forget the little tikes, the classification." And we‘ve not even would like to see this done in suppor-
W ‘ K 8’16!“ any man Pluck them Out Of plCO distribute Korans to school kids. Lexington‘s kids should be just mentioned the “Goobers”, “Howard ting a man that could spur this
' ,. ' ' "- l "H hand " children from school property? like small town kids, right? I mean, Spragues“, “Mayor Roy Stoners". recognition, Ken Berry.
. 7 :1 l ~~ Lou Barker 11981' Perhaps Mr. Barker has forgot- this is a small, big city. But unfor- “Earnest T. Basses“,and Grid forbid
, ' ,' ; ‘ ten his American history. Many tunately,they're not. the night-life like ”Merellis"‘ in Mt. Scott Owens is the Continuity-
, . " Who i wonder. is the good of our ancestors came to North You could scan subdivision after Pilot,and others that sum-up the Director at WVLK radio, his column
. . '.. *V’V‘d sheparll" Perhaps it is Mr. American so that they might wor- subdivision and never turn up a pro- whole scenario. appears every Thursday. . .
. 3 ': "its? ; Barker (if all of the people who ship as they pleased.
‘ . r '_ attended the March 3 meeting of children or childrento-be in the Mr, Barker condemns the Rev.
,. . 1 ‘ the Progressive Coalition of Cen- faith of his choice, and to even Marie Vimont and the Rev. Gary -
. . ; f. ' , » V tral Kentucky. he is the only per- publicly advocate the restriction Jones as “Christians“ lquotation e e rs O z e I or ,
,3 fl} ~x‘ . Son who has come forth to say of freedom for others. What Mr. marks his); apparently if so
5 ;‘~ ~ .- that he “1‘02le“ those innocent Barker fails to recognize is what meone happens to differ in their
'~ , 100le people as WOh'eS 'Two Of the absense of freedom means. faith from Mr. Barker they are , . , . . . . .
1:. . 7 " . the panelists had the temerity to Mr. Barker is of the opinion not true Christians. It is this type ——
" 3‘ '- ‘ '- d l 5 E U l S 9 th e "159] V95 3 S that the gospel should be preach- 0f attitude which led to the — grammar and clarity and III o-limimm- Iiln-Ious "lull’l’lfll. and max condense or
f: '1') clergymen » Mr Barker is cer- ed in the public schools. But Spanish Inquisition, the heresy mm«murmumm
'_l 5, '. tamly trying to till the role of which gos .l'? Which Bible shall trial of Galileo and the roms . .
‘-. 5 ,i , leading Us lthe sheep) out of the we use',’ (haemolics do send their of Tsarist Russia. It is thi‘sotgype of Pretty DOSter establishment hf h Student Center pub. I believe that
:1 ‘. ey'ilclutches of the PCCK children to the public schools; attitude which forced the . these four candidates havthhe necessary Vtalent,
. '2'; I attended that meeting While Shall the school board decide that Pilgrims to risk their lives to During the Student Association‘s [”8lean 59350“ deSIre, and leadership to max1mine the potential that
. .' ; i ‘ V I do not agree with many of the they must use a Bible without the reacha new world. students are bombarded With campaign posters. I the Sthdhht Senate has for benefiting the students at
=7, ‘ high-hi positions taken by the panelists, l deutero-canonical books (as are "What (sic) master do you WW“ “k? ‘0 comment on a particular DOS?” 1 have UK Again, I urge all A 5‘ S students to elect Rodney
‘ . ', . did not get the impression that omitted by Protestant Bibles)? follow?“ asked Mr. Barker. Mr. seen. h ‘5 done by Hugh Findlay, candidate for Flynn, Dean Garntson, Condon McGlothlen,and Mary
., " 1'71} they were wolves ready to lead What then happens to the Barker would have us follow his Senator-at-Large. Whata “mailing change 1‘ '5 ‘0 5"" Beth Speaks Arts and sc'ehca senators.
"ff-ff i I m(' down the path to Satan They freedom to worship of Catholic master, and would have us a poster 0f real artistic integrity versus all the other , .
ff”? 14} seemed concerned primarily citizens? And if the school board punished if we do not. Mr. Barker uncreatine eyesores ‘0 be found on campus. Con- Sharon ham"
{'5 f, ",1. l With liberty. and with the govern- decides to include those books. would set up himself and those gr atulatiom, Mr. Findlay ! Nursing junior
,V",._ 3 .‘ 37,,“ men! not telling them how to run will not the parents of Baptist and who believe as he does as the , ,
f. , I then- has Doesn‘t that sound Methodist children have their final arbiters of what is good and “83 Phillips . .
.. "1V, 7. 2 _l 7-. amazingly like a Moral Majority rights violated'.> If the New Testa- evil. He would set up himself and Advertlsmg "CShmhh Jlm Dmkle for senate
i}, l .3 1"".‘i I pimimn'r ment is included, are not the those who believe as he does as
-"' V ‘ 1‘ Mr Barker C3“ apparently rights of Jewish parents bemg the ones who decide how we shall ' Students at UK will soon be castin their votes for
fill f " '.' hear he so stated in his article). trampled? rear our children and when we Hard-working, outSDOken studentsenators. 8
V '- . v, ‘_ but he seems to lack the ability to Prayer in the public schools, at have them. He would have all of I would like to urge all Arts and Sciences students to I am taking this opportunity to. recommend Jim
if; f... 115nm No one at the PCCK least the type being advocated by us conform our lives to his support the candidacy of Rodney Flynn, Dean Garrit- Dinlde who isacandidate for student senator represen-
.,' ff . ., meeting was advocating abor- the Moral Majority, is enforced specific beliefs. Please pardon son, Condon McGlothlen, and Mary Beth Speaks for tingtheCollegeofCommunications.
'~ . .j' ,' ’,V ’, 1.0m or pornography or homosex» religion. Even if the prayers are me. Mr. Barker, but when 1 sin I Arts and Sciences senators in the Student Association. During t