xt7z8w381r3k https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7z8w381r3k/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19550930 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, September 30, 1955 text The Kentucky Kernel, September 30, 1955 1955 2013 true xt7z8w381r3k section xt7z8w381r3k Staff, Plans" Announced For '56 Kentuckian
Staff petitions on the 1936
tuckian have been completed by
Editor Perry J. Ashley and the
yearbook planning is well launched
with Individual photographic sittings to tcgin Monday in Room
209 of the Journalism IJuildlng.
Associated with Ashley in the
production of the new Kentuckian.
the fifty-firannual edition, will
bo Rosalie Redding, associate editor; John Strachan. managing
editor; and Tommy Preston, sports
editor.
Ashley is a senior in the School
of Journalism. He is a member of
Thi Alpha Theta, national history
honorary; Student Board of Publications, Kernel staff, and the
Arts and Sciences Press Society.
He is a graduate of Stanford High
School but hails from Hustonville,

ary. Kernel staff, Arts and Sci- Oreek Jamboree. This will be an
Press Society, and Alpha entire section of the book devoted
Delta Pi sororitv. Her home is to informal shots submitted by the
Louisville, Ky.
fraternities and sororities. F.ach
Strachan is a junior in the Col- Oreek group will be given one
lege of Arts and Sciences major- page free of cost to them which
ing in Journalism. He is a mem- will be filled with any type shot
ber of Sigma Nu fraternity.
the group would like to submit.
Suky.
Council,
and
The pictures submitted should be
cheerleader adviser and f manager. 8 x 10 glossy prints. This is not
Johnny comes from Redondo essential hut past experience has
Beach, Calif., but now calls Fort proven that much of the effect is
Mitchell, Ky.. home.
lost in reproducing regular snapTommy Preston, sports editor, shots. These pages will carry a
is a senior journalism major from label head with the name.'yf the
Versailles, Ky. He ts also sports fraternity or sorority.
As has been the rule in the past,
editor of the Kernel, having worked on that staff In the past as the Kentuckian will again hold
feature editor and assistant sports its annual Kentuckian Queen coneditor. Tommy Is a member of test followed by a dance. In this
Phi Kappa Tau fraternity and the contest, each oj the sororities and
Committee of 240.
residence halls will be asked to
Ky.
Others on the staff are Phyllis submit candidates from which the
Miss Redding is also a senior Rogers, sorority editor; Charles Queen will be chosen by a group
in the College of Arts and Sciences, Fuqua, fraternity editor; and of impartial Judges. The contest
majoring in journalism. She is a Kathy Reynolds, special editor.
Is scheduled for Friday, Feb. 17
member of Theta Sigma Phi, nawith the dance the following night.
For the first time the
tional women's Journalism honor
is featuring a section ' The Kentuckian is planning
ences

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new this year color.
('roup pictures will he taken imHowever In order for this to be mediately following the Inrfltidaal
possible the cooperation of all ram-pu- s
organizations will be greatly shots, the week of Oct. 31 to Nov.
needed and appreciated. With the 5. A time and place will he drsig.
earlier deadline, giving the print- nated for this and a M groups are
ing process ample time for their rrqiiesled to have their members
work, each of the groups reserving present and ready at that lime.
space are urged to fill out any in- This request U made as all
formation necessary and to regroups on the campus biiinI
turn these forms promptly to Itoom he contacted during this wee.
118 of the Journalism Building.
Contracts rrserv lnx pace .p.c
Individual sittings, for those who must be
graduate by August. 19.'rt. and the contractingreturned by all grouirt
this space before picsocial organizations starts on Montures of that group can be made
day, with the same charpe as last
Copies of the Kentuckian ate
year, $3 a sitting. This charge includes all pictures of the individual still available for V in Room llti
which will be used in the yearbook. of the Journalism Huilding. After
Unaffiliated seniors are urged to Nov. 1. the price for each copy
come to the Journalism Huilding will be 16 with no more being sold
and sign for an appointment with after the first of the year Gradthe photographer at once. Oct. uating seniors do not have to re5
has been set aside as the serve a copy.
time for these persons to have
The Kentuckian will be availpictures made, with advance sched- able around the first of May and
uling necessary before pictures will may be picked up in the Journalbe made.
ism Building.
non-soci-

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Kentuckian Page Costs
Among Lowest In Nation
charge for Kentuckian pages is among the lowest
The
in the nation, the Kernel learned today from Dr. Niel Plummer. director of the School of Journalism.
The question as to the reason- ableness of the page charge, raised
in this week's meeting of the SO A.
was relayed to Dr. Plummrr in
his office m the School of Journalism after it was learned that
n, h'l' participated in a nation- V
J. E. Anderson. 48. of Preachers- - wide study of year book charges
ville. Ky., an employee of the UK during the last summer.
Experiment Station, was killed in- The breakdown of page charges
stantly Saturday afternoon when follows:
his car was involved in a three rtr
page -- Florida.
car collision.
$"0 per page Illinois and Call-h- it
The Anderson automobile was
when an approaching cur was fornia.
thrown out of control alter being
$:,; prr page Wisconsin. Texa
sicieswiped by another car at- - A .V M
tempting to pass
Call- 31
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Agriculture Experiment Sta- - fornia. ,,
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Pltts- $4;,
tion as Inspector of Feed and Fer- tilizer for about 10 years. During
$10 per page- - Ohio State. Texas,
the war he was connected with
the Extension Service on Farm Koston. Maryland.
Labor.
$33 per page Kentucky. Yale,
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The UK Troupers, a campus performing group, held its first tryout
for new members Tuesday. Pictured above are (1. to r.) Elizabeth
Eblen, J. T. Votaw, Don Ecton, Mike Turpan, Joe Webb, Maxie Clark
and Margo Eblen. (See Troupers story on page 9 of. the second section.)

Monday Is Deadline
For Rhodes Scholarships
Monday is the deadline for
Rhodes Scholarship applications,
Dr. Shelby T. McCloy of the
Rhodes Committee at UK has announced.
Candidates must be either a native of Kentucky or have attended
The site of the new College of
at least two years at the University. Further qualifications are Pharmacy has been selected by the
a single male citizen between the Board of Trustees. Frank D. Petages of 19 and 25 by Oct. 1. 1956 erson, University vice president,
has announced.
with at least a Junior standing.
be InterThe new location will be at 135
The applicants will
Washington Ave. behind the Bioviewed by the committee in
From this group, two logical Science Building. The propwill be selected to represent the erty belongs to Mrs. Job D. Tur
school before the state board. ' ner. Peterson stated that negotiaNov. 1.
tions have been going on since
Successful state candidates will March,
but the Board hopes to
convene in Chicago before the disacquire the property soon.
trict committee.

Trustees Select
Pharmacy Site

mid-Octob-

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2. sec-

ROTC Units
Enroll 1,488
versity.
Of the total number of students
in both departments. 614 are enrolled in Military Science and 874
in Air Science, department officials said.
Maj. Olaf W. Christopherson,
executive officer of the Military
Science Department, stated that
10 cadets have been given a temporary rank of Cadet Major. At
the beginning of the second semester cadets in the advanced
course will be further evaluated
and two Cadet Colonels and two
Cadet Lt. Colonels will be appointed.
It was also noted by MaJ.
Christopherson that the students
holding the rank of Cadet Major
have been designated as Distinguished Military Students by a
board of faculty members from the
University and from the Military
Science Department.,
The Cadet Majors are George
B. Adams, Larry B. Aicken, James
D. Baxter. Thomas Brabant. John
B. Chenault III. Frederick G. Cox,
Richard Fenley. Douglas A. Law-horCharles V. Meyer, and Wil-mA. Steinhauser.
Maj. Kobert T. Palmer, associate
professor of Air Science, announced
a new system used In AFKOTC
wherein cadet officers will be apk
periods. The
pointed for
system is designed to have a maximum number of cadets practice In
the exercise of command prior to
their reporting for active duty.
Although the work of the U. S.
Air Force is highly technical, and
parades and ceremonies are not as
frequent as in the U. S. Army,
there Is still a demand for officers
with a knowledge of military drill
and ceremonies, MaJ. Palmer
pointed out.

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Arkansas.
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Half of these schools supple- $20

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Miss . Kentucky interviewed by
Workshop proprietor, page 5. sec- tion A.
UK Invitational Tourney pair- ings disclosed by Sports Editor,
10, section A.

merited their income by advertis- ing pages, selling upward to $150
per page. The Kentuckian. it was
pointed out, devotes all its puges
to campus activities, with no
ad-pa-

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1,488 students are enrolled in the
basic and advanced Military and
Air Science courses at the Uni-

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Coliruni Monday night at 11:15. Miv Peters opens the 1955 Community Concert Series. (A story with the number to be presented bf
Miss Peters appears on page 4 of the second section.!

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I'raleruily Pledges Announced
Alpha (i.inim.i It ho Hurry Wal-li- n
Rennett. Hcrshnl Edward Ulnn-ke- :i
hip. Itirli.Trd Dudley Fenthr-r-- .
M:i III. David Harold Hall, Robert H. Hatton. Douglas Morton
Itrnshnw, Raymond Howard Pcake,
Frd Arnold ktrachr, Roger Josrpt
Woeste.
Alpha Sljrma Phi-RoRay
Fl hback. James Andrew Higgtns.
Alpha Taxi Omega Robert Earl
Herry. Lloyd Ncal Baker, Daniel
Lee Chinn, Refold Harold Coleman. Jon David Cooksey. Tom
Robert Deye, James Richard Hay-de-

I,:ittl Fimirrs Show
Enrollment At 7. Utt

University studrnts and staff
Elam. Ernest William Hammons. Rndahaffer. Jack Thomas S'hule.
Ronnie Thomas King, Richard John Lewis ' Sutherland, Robert members are urr.ed. by Frank D.
r.riKP Lut7, Dmi C. Mifchum. Den- Hines Thornberry.
Peterson, vice president, not t
nis Wayne Noal. Morton Davis
Sigma Phi Epsilon
Robert use the parking spaces in front
Sparks. Milton N. Thompson Jr., Owens B.irtarni, Jan Todd Butler-morMichael K. Turpen. J. T. Votau.
Robert Alan Skne. William 'of the Administration Building.
The spaces In that area are re-- j
Sisma Nt Danny Lee Arnold. Ray Stapg.
Triangle Walter Charles Bom-ho- served for visitors having business
Robert R. Bert. Peter Lawton
Broad-bon- t.
Dotithif. Richard Foxcroft
Jr.. George Robert Johnson. 'with the University. Parking lick-jeJames A. Eagan. Ronald William Stephen Cox. John Anwill bo given to students and
Marion Garvin, Ralph Struck thony Gex. Franklin Arthur Hibbs
Gunter. Robert Mcintosh Gunter. Jr., Ijxrry Gordon Mason. David University personnel using thc.se
Jack Herman Hoffman, Ronnie Lee May. David Gilbert Presnell 'paces.
Lee Hood, Raymond Frederick Jr., Kenneth Robert Morrison.! There' are twentv-tw- o
sections
IiCist, James Mortimer. William William P. Pope. John J. Schiller, set aside for visitors. Thi estrict-area
Charles Tnlton Hughes, Jr.,
is marked by "Reserved
George Michael Karri, Lawrence Russell Mills. Jerry Lee Nance. Roger C. Smit h. Eugene Franklin ed
Gilbert W. Peet Jr., David Allan 'Smith.
for Visitors" signs.
Iicrov Line, Jack Edwin McClure,
Jr.. William Edward Mitchell, H.
Franklin Moody, George Marcum
Patrick, James L. Sowell, Robert
Whitney Trumbo. C. Clark Williams.
Farm ifouse David Victor Calvert. Orman M. Ham. William D.
Jones, John William Mason.
Delta Tan Delta Kenneth Ray
Adams, John J. Anderson, Dave
Edward Becker. William Benjamin
Hobo, Keith Davis Boone, William
Edward Cobb. William Martin
Coons. Ben Madison Darnaby,
William Frederick Dobbling, Freddie Greene Forgy, William Thomas
Fowler, Curtis Michael Garver,
James Larry Hacker, William
Goodwyn Holmes, W. James Host,
Jerry B. Johnson. Larrie Landolt
Klrchdorfer. Howell Todd Livesay.
Jr.. Jamct Thornwell Meyer, Daniel Joseph Millott, James Edward
Owens. William H. Ramsey, Gene
Douglas Simmons, Joseph William
Simon. Vernon Benson Small,
Charles Boyd Smoot, Jr.. Peter
John Spengler. Robert Louis Stev-.rn- s.
William Stephen Wagner,
Danny T. Yates.
Kappa' Alpha Hampton Collier
Adams, Jr.. William Henry Baugh-maJames Carson Baughman,
Robert Worley Byington, Stanley
Gentry Davis, James Graham Far-ri- s,
William Thomas Grimes, Jack
Kennedy Hodgkin, Lewis P. McLean. Charles Thomas Nuctfols. M.
1
. Tuhle Pelts. John William Reid.
James Thomas Rollins. Ted Win- i
. lock Simmons, John Leonard Walker. Thomas F. Worthington. Law- fence Avery Yates.
Kappa Sigma George Richard
Baker, Robert J. Beale. William H.
Brown, David C. Craig, F. Phillip
Christian. John C. Darsie. Cyrus
. A. Dicken, James Russell Harrod.
Carl Hatch, Terry Graham Kues-te- r.
Tom R. Miller. Gene E. Mitchell. Robert Carroll Moody. Claudie
Milton Oliver. Robert Lee Pollard.
Lambda Chi Alpha Don L.
Raymond Lee Giles. Donald
. Liegh Harmon, James Joseph Mc- Glone, Donald A. Rogers, Leonard
Allen Sternman, C. Russell Zach- e.

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Registration
ended Saturday,
Sept. 24 with the total enrollment
for the campus. College of Pnar-mac- y,
and Northern Center reaching 7,1S' this semester. This is a
13 per cent increase over last year,
There arc 6.109 on the campus,
an increase of 799 over last year.
Northern Center enrollment Increased from 577 last year to 704
this semester.
The College of Pharmacy increased 7.4 per cent, enrolling 153
as compared to 147 last year. The
Department of- Adult Education
and Extension has 215 enrolled in
evening courses for credit.
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John Joseph Avent. III.
Stuart Judge Bohne. John Bunting. W. Luke Choate. Milton Bradford Clark, Neal McClure Clay,
Scott Ramey Duncan. Thomas
Gaines Duncan. William L. Du-vaArchie Joe Fields. Walter
Gresham Hougland. Richard Hartshorn Langan, Jefferson Vimont
Layson, Jr., Clarence Lavalle
s.
Gross C. Lindsay, Jack Long,
William Scott Long. John Alan
Meyer. Kenneth Joseph Plattner.
John S. Richardson.
Pi Kappa Alpha Paul Bernard
Altemuehle. John T. Barriger,
Francis Marion Criswell, Jim Robert Gerding. Clayton Hall. George
Thomas Hicks, Scott Parker, William Hornby Penn. Aubrey Lee
Roberts Jr., Jesse Lee Salyer. Robert G. Self, James Shephard Jones,
Edmond Sykes.
I'hi Kappa Tau John Wesley
Buikholder, John James Catino,
Roer Allen Crane, Dennie Houston Dutschke. William Ernest Nelson. Joseph Dalton Tobin Jr.
Phi Sigma Kappa Joseph Houston Conley. Donnie Joe Dampier,
Carter Fields Jr., Ronald Gene
Goebel. Walter Lewis Gpoch. Robert Gannon Osenton, Walter S,
Rose, Joe P. Tackett, Jackie Gene
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University of Kentucky .students
interested in applying f.n- available
government grants for graduate
study abroad during flu arademic
year of 19."iG-5- 7 should ov.'art the
UK Fulbright program a.ivi-ent

Students planning to mae application for overseas study next
year should apply Uirough I)r.
IiiSRe's office. Seniors and first-yegraduate students .who are
residents of Kentucky are eligible
to be considered for one of the
l ull right awards reserved for
nomination by Committees on
State Fulbright Scholarships.
In addition to th? Fulbright
prr.nts, University .students may
apply for awards to the Buenos
Aires Convention for the 1956-5- 7
academic year. Countries participating in the Buenos Aires
are Bolivia. Brazil, Chile,
Colombia. Costa Rica, Cuba. Dominican- Republic, Guatemala,
Haiti, Honduras, MeKtco. Nicaragua. Panama, Paraguay, Peru,
and Venezuela.
Counties participating In the
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Fulbright program ar: Australia,
Austria. Belgium xad Luxembourg, Burma, Ceylon. Chile, Denmark, Finland, France. Germany,
Greece, India. Italy, Japan,
Netherlands, New' Zealand. Norway, Philippines, and the United
Kingdom.
Awards under the Fulbright Act
and the Buenos Alrea Convention
are a part of the educational exchange program of the Department of States. Objectives of this
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Leadership Conference Personnel
The Leadership Conference, to be held October 7, 8, and 9 at Camp
Daniel Boone includes the above students a some of its sponsoring
personnel: Front row, left to right, are Jane Perkins, Ruth Lewis
(chairman of the conference), and Betty Jo Fritz. Back row, left to
right Ellis Easterly, Ann Young, Inei Tooher, and Paul Eggum.
understanding of the United States
abroad, and to increase mutual
understanding between the people
of . the United States and the
people of other countries.
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ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL?
Pancho Siprafoos, pale and sensitive, first saw Willa Ludovic,
lithe as a hazel wand and fair as the morn, outside a class in
money and banking. "Let us not hem and haw," said Pancho to
Willa. "I adore you."
"Thanks, hey," said Willa, blushing prettily. "What position
do you play?"
"Position?" said Pancho, looking at her askance. The askanco
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"On the football team." said Willa.
"Football!" tried Pancho, his lip curling in horror. "Foot halt
is violence, and violence is the death of the mind. am not a
football player. I am a poet."
"So long, mac," said Willa.
"Wait!" cried Pancho, clutching her lissome young forearm.
She placed her foot on his pelvis and wrenched herself free.
'I only go with football players," she said and walked, shimmering, into the setting sun.'
Pancho went to his room and lit a cigarette and pondered hU
vexing problem. What kind of cigarette did Pancho light? Why,
Philip Morris, of corris!
Philip Morris is always welcome, but never more than when,
you are weary and sore beset. When a fellow needs a friend,
when the heart is dull and the blood runs like sorghum, when
darkness prevails, then, then above all, is the time for the mildness and gentleness that only Philip Morris can provide.
- Pancho Sigafoos, his broken psyche welded, his fevered brow
cooled, his synapses restored after smoking a gentle Philip
Morris, came swiftly to a decision. Though he was rather small
for football (an even four feet) and somewhat overweight IU70
tried out with such pluck
pounds) he tried out for the team-a- nd
and perseverance that he made it.
Pancho's college opened the season against the Manhattan
School of Mines. The Miners were always a mettlesome foe, but
this year, strengthened by four exchange students from Githey were espedaiiy
braltar who had been suckled by
formidable. By the middle of the second quarter, the Miners had
wrought such havoc upon Pancho'a team that there was nobody
left on the ben,ch but Pancho. And when the quarterback wa
sent to the infirmary with hb head driven into his ribcuge, the
coach had no choice but to put Pancho in.
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were not conspicuously cheered as tha
Pancho's
little fellow tok hi place in the huddle. "Gentlemen," said
Pancho, "some of you may regard poetry as sissy stuff, but
now in our most trying hour I can think of no words more apt
than these lipe from Milton's Paradise Lust: 'All is not lost;
the unconquerable will and study of revenge, immortal hate, and
courage never to submit or yield!' "
So stirred was Pancho'-- team by this fiery exhortation that
they threw themselves into the fray with utter abandon.
As a consequence, the entire squad was hospitalized before
the half. The college was forced to drop football. Willa Ludovie,
not having any football players to choose from, took up with
Pancho and soon discovered the beauty of his soul. Today they
holding hands, smok-jnare seen everywhere together-dancin- g,
smooching.
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* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Friday. Sept.

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CHAM OF COMMAND

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Once, a great engineer was asked to con- .struct a bridge across a creek. The engineer
accepted and then began talking at great
about how he "would build it.
In fact ,u the engineer talked so much and
for so long that one day, to his surprise, he
found the creek had dried up. And thus the
great bridge never was built.
"
UK's Student Government Association
might well be compared to the great engi- -

neer who talked about a bridge that never
was built. There are several big problems
on campus that need to be solved, but all
that SGA is doing about them is talking.
Then is no doubt that SGA in many in- stances did an encouraging job last year. It
aired several student and student group com- plaints in good timing and taste, and did a
superior job in handling the Saturday classes
and honor system issues.
Nevertheless SGA has slipped into a
groove that might well ruin everything that
its past and present members have worked
for over the years. That groove is the in- '
vestigating committee.
It seems that unless an issue has been
talked all over the campus, SGA refuses to
take some positive action on it.
minor issues, all too often, are put in the
hands of an "investigating committee."
.
Undoubtably it would be unwise to dis- .
cuss every issue brought up in the assembly
at great length. But it seems more unwise
to hastilv turn them over to an investigating
ommittcc
Often the investigating committee only
turns in a lukewarm report for recommended
action. Occasionally the committee is never
heard from again.
For example at the first SGA meeting of
e
the year this week a delegate from the
of Engineering reported a complaint
from one of his constituents. According to
the complaint, it is possible for a student
athletic tickets
husband to buv special-rat- e
for his wife, but not for a student wife to
buv the same kind of tickets for her bus- So-call-

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l)ecn much easier and the problem much
more likely to be solved,
h
Naturally assembly members, at first,
not be expected. to sie up the entire situa- tion at first hearing. But neither can th
investigating committee,
It would be much easier and better for
all concerned if the committee assigned a
problem was told what it should find out
and report back at the next meeting. Pos- sible courses of action also might well be
recornTncnded.
SGA cannot and should not be expected
to solve every problem brought before it.
There are, however, several measures that
can.be dealt with by the assembly within
the space of two meetings,
Several years ago it was the rule that
reports from committees were written out
and submitted to the assembly. Most re- ports in SGA within recent years have- been
given orally.
Obviously written reports are more bene- ficial since they make it easier for all of the
membersto follow what has or is being done
hT a committee. If SGA would go back to
can-lengt-

landing

written committee reports, there
would be a better chance of more action and
lt'ss talk.

Increased enrollment at UK will certainly
bring more student problems. The Kernel
believes that SGA might well elevate its posi- .
.
tion on campus this vear by speedily and
cfficicntlv handling these problems.
'
committees, written reports,
planned agenda and active attendance bv
im.inl)trs are st
that SGA shoulcl strcss
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Certainly the problem could best be
The engi- handled by
i.eering delegate explained the situation and
asked for action. But the problem was given
to an investigating committee without any
instructions whatsoever.
Instead of the mechanical process of mov- .
ing that the problem be referred to a com- nave
imttce, SC. A members would 1....... come
much closer to an ultimate solution if they
had decided what action the committee
could do nnmediatelv.
In other words, the ticket problem was
given part and parcel to few instead of the
entire elected bodv. Had the assemblv
'
recon nended some course of action to ,'
be
followed, the committees job would have
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Kernel. It does not have to be a com- written editorial A suggestion will
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do. One will be published in next weeks
Kernel. The editorial will be judged on the
vulm. of tht. ideu not hmv well it is writtni.
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Ray Hornback
Yvonne Eaton

Associate Editor
ManasnnsyT.ditor

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Tommy Freton
Ellis Easterly

Christie Vandei grift
John Mitchell
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Editor
Sports Editor
Feature Editor
Society Editor
Photographer
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CartoonLst

Sometimes a newspaper will exploit a story completely out of
proportion to its real value. This
type of sensationalism is particularly noticeable when a story concerns an individual or institution
of -- supposedly high moral character. The motive behind this is
strictly selfish. The newspapers
who do it are trying to build up
high reader interest. Reporting of
this kind is directly opposed to
the ethical standards of journalism.

In recent years the local newspaper has over played minor incidences in which UK students
have been involved. It happened
again this week. This is definitely
not fair play.
Only 30 University men out of a
student population of 5,500 had
trouble with the city and county
law last year. This represents less
than one third of one per cent of
the total students enrolled in the
University. None of the offenses
were serious. All of them were
misdemeanors.
But on nearly every occasion tht
Herald save the stories a biff play,
usually on the front pafe. If it t
had been anyone but University,
students' the stories would have
probably never rotten into, the

paper and if they had they would
have been two or three line fillers.
The Herald has given the University a tremendous amount of
good publicity over the years, but
like it or not the stories about
collego
the trivial misdemeanors
students are the ones that really
.influence the opinion of the read-

ers. Many

parents refuse to send
their children to UK because it is
called a "party school". Morally
the University is neither better
nor worse than any other college in
the state. It doesn't deserve the
bad label it gets from some fac-

tions.
The Herald has contributed to
this prejudiced opinion of the University. The misdeede of college
people shouldn't be overlooked, but
neither should they be splashed
across the front page of the paper.
The University student- should
be treated' exactly like any other
citi