xt7zcr5ncr3f https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7zcr5ncr3f/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19610517 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, May 17, 1961 text The Kentucky Kernel, May 17, 1961 1961 2015 true xt7zcr5ncr3f section xt7zcr5ncr3f Charles Stone To Head '61-'6- 2 Charles Stone, junior journalism major from Hickman, has been nppointed editor of the 19G1-CKentuckian. 2 Wesley Ross, Junior Journalism major from Erie, Pa., has been appointed managing editor. Stone, now associate editor of the Kentuckian, and Ross, sports editor, are both members of Sigma Delta Chi, professional Journalistic society. Eldon Phillips, sophomore Journalism major, has been appointed editor of the Kentucky Kernel for the 1961 Summer Session. Phillips, presently a Kernel staff writer. Is from Lexington. He has worked as a staff photographer for the Sentinel-EchLondon, Ky. Appointed associate editor and assistant editor twink Mcdowell CHARLES STONE King Keeps Word; UK Is A Monarchy By Royale Decree Jim IRMTE IL University of Kentucky Vol. LII, No. 110 LEXINGTON, KY., WEDNESDAY, MAY 17, I9fil By MIKE WENNINGER, A Loyal Subject A chubby, laughing, little man came to Lexington by bus yesterday and proclaimed himself King of the University o6 Eight Pages Kentucky. SC President Will Appoint Repiresentative To Alumni Student Congress took a r i, it.- - . sug- - dent interest in the association 4i ni Association Monday night and pave President Carry! Sip- pie the authority to appoint a student representative to the association. The appointment resulted from a request by the association's executive board that a duly appointed student sit in on certain alum ni committee meetings which per- taln to student matters. Holding its final meeting for the semester, the congress also accepted a progress report from its student book eichange committee, and gave its president a standing ovation In recognition of his "outstanding service to the congress." In addition, the Alumni Association a.ked the congress to consider offering suggestions on ways to promote better alumni-studerelation., and the possibility of having a holiday the day before the Homecoming game. Dick Rushing, field secretary for the association, said the purpose of the proposals was to create stu- - .,. fore the student leaves UK. 4 i ,v. tt free to call on the association at any time. The congress did not act on the two proposals (alumni-stu- dent relations and holiday before Homecoming) because it felt the students could work through the Faculty committees on such matters. Jo Hern, chairman of the stu- dent bookstore exchange commit- tee, said her committee did not mesters of the year. Khp pynlninprl iaOl-6- 2 He did it by simply placing a cardboard crown on his head and stating: "In my heart I feel I am King of the University of Kentucky for good and for plenty- academic that twnnvp nf the lack of funds, organization matters, and an insufficient st amount of time, the book change could not be set up in the fall. Col. Roland' Boughton, faculty adviser to the congress, suggested the committee approach Lexington banks for money t a low interest rate to begin the project. He added this might be a workable business deal. President Sipple was given a feel a bookstore could be put Into opera- standing ovation by the congress Sip-pie- 's tion until the period between se- - to show its appreciation for "outstanding service to the congress." The recognition followed a mo- Kcntiickians tlon which asked that Sipple be This year's Kentuckians will made a permanent member of the be available from 10 a.m. to congress in an advisory capacity. 3 p.m. today, tomorrow, and FriJohn Williams, Judiciary Board day of this week In Room 115 chairman, said such action was not provided for In the constituof the Journalism Building. Those who have already paid tion. He added that any action of for the yearbook should bring this kind would be binding on future congresses. their receipts. Graduating senWilliams then moved for the iors should bring their senior f e slip. standing ovation. SiDDle in turn thanked the con- gress members and his fellow of- ficers by saying he had never worked with a group of more dedi- cated men and women. SC Plans Parents' Day At University Next Fall a Student Congress Monday night adopted plan for a "parents' day" next fall to give parents of University students a chance to familiarize themselves with UK and aspects of student life. and mls- reserved for The proposal calls for three days of activities in which families would be allowed to be together for substantial periods during a home football game weekend in late October or November. Sponsored by the congress with the hope of establishing it as an annual UK tradition, the overall schedule of events would include first Intercollegl- ate Judo Tournament. President Garryl Sipple, with the approval, said he would appoint a planning committee to the event during the summer. The schedule of events would include: 1. Welcoming, sightseeing, and the Judo tournament preliminaries on Friday afternoon. 2. The Judo tournament finals and dances on Friday night. 3. Saturday morning would be Welcome Week All students interested in serv- ing as guides during Welcome Week next fall are requested to attend a meeting at 4 p.m. today in the Student L'nion Social Room. sightseeing ct.uaneous activities, 4 A home f00tball game at 1:30 pm Saturday, followed by a reeepUon for the parents at 4 p.m. 5. From g p.m. to 13 p m. Satur- dav tne activities would Include parents dances and football dan- crs 6 Sunday would be reserved for attending church and parents re-tturning home, Dick Rushing, field secretary for the UK Alumni Association, ed the assistance of the association in setting up entertainment, lng hotel reservations for the pa- rents, and any other help needed In preparation for parents' day. Upon the suggestion of John Williams, College of Commerce representative, Sipple appointed member Rushing as an of the congress parents' day planning committee. Rushing said, "The Alumni Association would be glad to help Student Congress in any way it can to make the event a big success." Sipple asked that all students "talk it up" with their parents during the summer because he felt their parents would be interested in visiting the campus for the weekend. Kentuckian of the Kentuckian respectively are Twink Me Dowel!, sophomore Journalism major from Erie, Pa and Kay Shropshire, sophomore International relations major from Lexington. Other appointments to the Kentuckian staff are Robert Estes. sophomore engineering major from Owensboro, and Ann Withers, freshman accounting major from Louisville, organizations editor; and Alice Akin, Junior Journalism major Irotn Paintsville, beauty editor. John Fitzwater. Junior Journalism major from Somerset, and Ellen Rice, freshman Arts and Sciences major from Lexington, Greek editors; and Eugene Sayre, freshman engineering major from Florence, sports editor. In charge of layout and art is Linda Puckett, sophomore education major from Louisville. - The man who turned the L'nlver- Ity into a monarchy at 4:04 p.m., Tuesday, May 16, in the year of our Lord is Homer A. Tomlinson. The coronation ceremony, Tom-linso380th, took place on the field at the east side of the Stu dent Union Building before ap- proximately 250 of the King's sub jects. Wearing his crown and a blue robe with gold, red, and green figures, he remarked, "It Is not yet proved that I am a king, but I am trying to look like one and act like one." Three loyal subjects volunteered to help King Tomlinson establish his School for Kings at the University. He decreed them "ward for offering' their services. Brenda Howard, sophomore from Frankfort, became a princess, and the title of prince was conferred upon John Callahan, senior from Ashland, and Bill Birdwhistle, freshman from Lawrenceburg. As signs of their offices, they were given Theocratic Party campaign buttons to wear. The Theo- atic Party has supported King Tomlinson in the last two presi- dential elections and will do so again in 1964. The King's coronation speech .1. it ; "' . Clarification The Rev. Charles R. Tarr, pastor of the Central Church of God, has asked the Kernel to publish the following information: "The Church of God, Anderson, Ind., is not affiliated In any way with Homer A. Tomlinson nor are we in sympathy with hit declarations of being 'King of the World,' and we definitely do not approve of such religions stupidity." UK Debaters Take Second In Tourney The Tau 1 r was punctuated by the booming of a small cannon and the firing several muskets. A group of ROTO cadets comprised the King's "hon-th- at 0r guard." Mng king of m conn, tries and 41 colleges and universt- Tomlinson is bishop and gen- ties, eral overseer of the Church of God with headquarters in New York, and "King of all the Nations of Men by Divine Call." He told his lieges that as Kin? of the World he is working for peace on earth. He said he had helped solve the Berlin crisis, the Korean War, and a revolution in Haiti by going to the trouble-spot- s, raising his royal flag, and announcing that peace would corns to the place. The King, who has faith in mir acles. said, "Just as my feet on Page 8 UK Kappa Alpha chapter of the National Honor Society placed second in a national debate tournament at liellarmine Col- L'ge in Louisville. For-ensi- gjr wo.. in 7. r-- r,3i -- V- jrr ; i New Women's Dormitory The foundation of the sixth women's dormitory is beginning to d structure is being built behind the Euclid take shape. The Avenue classroom building. It will include a central kitchen and a dining area for all the women students living in dormitories. A name has not been picked for the new structure. The dormitory will cost an estimated 1.3 million dollars. In the four-ma- n debate, the UK debaters scored 14-- 2 with Deno Curris, Lexington, placing ninth. Warren Scoville, London, tenth. The debate topic for all schools was, "Resolved: The United States Should Adopt Compulsory Health Insurance." Susan Shelton, Vine Grove, and Nancy Loughridge, Lexington, placed second and ninth, respectively, in discussion. The two topics for discussion were, "The Role of the Federal Government in Regulating Mass Media of Communications," and "How to Solve the College Drinking Problem." Dr. Gifford Blyton, professor of speech and I'K sponsor for Tau Kappa Alpha; said 120 students from schools throughout the I'niled States participated In the debate. The Annual Recognition Dinner for debaters will be at Spindletop today. * 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday, May 17, 11 Plii Epsiion Phi, Kennedy Faces Controversy Over School-Ai- d Proposal By WARREN WHEAT Tuesday News Editor Tin frdcral proposal is one of the most clialliiiini controversies facing tlio administration of President John F. Kennedy. The nation is split over the bill Into many different camps, with major opposition encountered among sectarian groups, and along party divbions, or factions within the parties. But, the state's leading educators and administrators say Kentucky has nothing to lose and a new era in education to gain from Congressional approval of such a Ull. The main objections to the bill that it will give the government .ontrol of state functions; that it incriminates again.st parochial schools by denying them aid; and that education of its citizens is the responsibility of the state all were discounted by these educators and legislators in their support of he bill. The bill proposed by the President would provide financial aid to the states, which would In turn distribute the funds to their education institutions, and allow for scholarships based on student need and academic capability. X '2 du. Gov. Bert T. Combs said, "The majority of the DeoDle In Ken- - are iur leu- j Lkioral aid to educa- COV. COMBS tion. He expressed his opinion simply: "I'm for it." But in an air of LA i,uL!iy pessimism, the governor said, "I don't think it will pass any time soon because of the many involved." Wendell P. Butler, state superintendent of Public Instruction, endorsed the bill saying: "Kentucky is making a maximum effort to support local and state schools. The only place we have to po for support is the Federal government. "The people are overwhelmingly for it." u urn University Pres-deDr. Frank O. Dickey said: is no "There luestlon but what t is an essential o the develop of education our society. My is the en- DK. DICKEY tire program elementary, secondary, and higher education is essential. Dr. Dickey took issue with the scholarships program and proposed three changes: "My hope is not to overemphasize the number of scholarships to the detriment of the institutions. More of the funds should be allotted to colleges and universities for grants for buildings, rather than excessive scholarships which would compound the current problems of the institutions. "The current loan programs are not adequate because the loans must be repaid and funds are tied up while students keep enrolling. This accentuates the problem. "The 25 000 scholarships should be reduced to a smaller figure for the first few years. This would allow the institutions to prepare .. UiXJl Zoology Gets AEC Grant For Course In Radiation The Department of Zoology recently received a $12,500 grant iiom the Atomic Energy Commission in Washington to be used for starting a course in radiation Or. John Carpenter, head of the Department of Zoology, said the muney will be used to buy radiation equipment for teaching the course. We added that the facilities for :he course probably would not be leiuty until the spring semester of 12. He said the course would probably start then. .Impress Your Date-T- ake Her To . .. , LA FLAME Dr. Carpenter explained that the course would be a cooperative affair, and would be taught by several professors from different departments who have had training in radiation biology and its techniques. Those teaching the course will be Dr. Lewis Cochran, professor of physics; Dr. Robert McCafferty, assistant professor of anatomy; Dr. Juan Rodriguez, associate professor of entomology; Dr. Alfred Brauer, professor of f oology; Dr. Herbert of Massey, professor agronomy, and Dr. Carpenter. Tickets to the United States Navy Band concert are on sale in the Student Union ticket booth from It a.m. to 1 p.m. The concert well be held Thursday in Memorial Coliseum. RESTAURANT Bolnn v Honorary, Organized Here The Phi Epsilon Thi fraternfor the upsurge in college enrollity, national botanical honorment." Di I.yman Gin- - ary, has established a chapter ' 3;er. ,iPan of the at the University. . It'ollrgr of Edura-- I Jerome Hopkins, president of the ' ,V.J'V4S I '.Ion, disagreed local chapter, said the fraternity F Dr. Dickey, was started in 1934. but died out 1; '' JZ" ! t nd said: in two or three years. He said the I April 20 WL' ' 1 "Colleges ofcan local chapter was started initiated as and the members were iJ 1j;ake care I MWy? J nany people as last Friday. i mnmX lwJ necessary. This Hopkins said the 3.0members are DR. GINGER will not overflow required to have a standing in 18.000 colleges. Kentucky would get biological science courses and a 2.5 0 only scholarships anyway. overall. He said the chapter was found"This bill allocates to Kentucky," Dr. Ginger added, "$14 million the ed for the advancement of profesfirst year, $16 million the second sional botany and the encourageresearch. year, and $18 million for the third ment of botanical are Dave Brum-age- n, Other officers year." vice president; Tom Ilobfos. He said Kentucky "would rer; secretary-treasureTom Nye, ceive, for each student in daily and John chairman; attendance in grades one through publicity faculty adviser. twelve. $25 the first year. $28 the Warden, members are Phil Fisher, Other second, and $31 the third." Joe Isbell, Tom McMurry, Debdas The one feature of the bill fav- Murkegee, Dr. E. T. Brown, associored by many conservatives who ate professor of botany. Dr. H. P. might fear setting a precedent Riley, head of the Department of permitting Federal control to ex- Botany, and Dr. C. E. Henrickson, pand to other areas of state mat- associate professor of botany. ters. Is the provision for allowing the states to distribute the funds to their own various schools. m SWITOW'J NIW .tith y ; i' Ed Faucett. administrative assistant to the governor, expressed this opinion: "The administration of education should be left entirely under the state's control and this bill does this." Mr. Faucett offered "staunch support of the bill," and said: "This accelerated rate (of fi nancial aid) facilitated by this bill would, of course, be of great value to Kentucky," He agreed in part with Dr. Dickey that any extensive scholarship program would increase ap- plications to state colleges, but doubted that this would confront Kentucky's college enrollment with any particular immediate problems. The larger state and national groups have already endorsed the proposal, including the Farm Bureau, Kentucky Educational Association, and the state Parent-Teacher- s' Association. The national Chamber of Commerce, traditionally opposed to any form of federal control of state affairs, is opposed to the bill. President's education-ai- d Ed Templin, president of the Lexington Chamber of Commerce, said the local group "has not taken any action on the bill." Mr. Templin refused to express what would be the reactions of the Lexington Chamber to the bill. 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Women Engineers Hold Fast To The:'r Femininity NEW YORK Is unfeminine, to be an a diminuitive looks more like than the tunnel 3 "If thinking then it's uiifem-inin- e engineer." bristles pale blonde who a fashion model builder she often AP) is. Alva Matthews is a part of a w hich mber urbanization believes the nation ha.s an important stake in realizing that a stimulated cerebrum is no more than it is unmanly. Isn't there proof among her National Society of Women Engineers women who manipulate fllde rules, build bridges and roads, rip up atoms, outfit space fhips as well as feed, clothe and comfort f'pou.'-eand offspring? This national riouo is frankly alarmed at the steadily declining number of women in the engineering field. The peak was reached in 194G with a mere two percent and has teen sliding down- ward since. Within a year seldom more than 100 surh degrees are granted to female students. Neither educational institutions nor industry can be at cu ed anymore or harboring prejudices. Mi.ss Matthews hnppily leports. Just a lew superstitions exist to fight or better, laugh about. lOne, that women in mines bring disaster, 700-n- it once kept the petite civil en- Kineer from getting any closer to the Delaware tunnel she was working on than a nearby shack.) Certainly the opportunities exist to opeiate businesses of their own. The New York chapter proudly points to such famed members as Hael Bishop, chemical engineer and cosmetics maker; Lillian Gil- breth, pioneer in time and motion Mudy and inspiration for the book, "Cheaper by the Dozen" and Dr. Beatrice Hicks, president of a company which manufactures pressure switches for altitudes as high as outer space. Thus the ladies are convinced that potential students' preconceived notion that engineering nnl be unfeminine has something to do Wlth lack of interest, Sinte olle weapon few women C1,n resist is fashion, the local 80- nu mber group commissioned Babu 'a young New York couturiere) to engineer some gar- ments tnat suit their specific needs. Before modeling the costumes g at a fashion show recently, four members tested them jr. m,.jr nrnr,r atrnosxlie'e. The testing committee consisted of: Alva Matthews Married to an1 Industrial engineer, the 27 year old civil engineer has her masters' Sigma Xi Science Honorary T o Initiate 29 At Banquet The initiation the James banquet of Kentucky ChaptT of Sigma XI, scientific honorary, will be at 6 p.m. Thursday. May 18 at the Blue Grass Room of the SUB. Three full members and 26 members will be initiated into the society. 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Bob Anderson, Editor Newton Sfencfr, Sports Editor Managing Editor Horhie Mason, Assistant Managing Editor Lew King, Advertising Manager Toni Lennos, Society Editors Beverly Cardwell and Skip Taylor and Jim Channon, Cartoonists Nicky Tope, Circulation Terry Ashley, Business Manager Mike Wenninger, WEDNESDAY NEWS STAFF Tevis Bennett, News Editor Bill Martin, Sports Ed VanIIook, Associate Our New Monarch Now let all the citizens of the University of Kentucky be informed that from this clay forward they are under the beneficent rule of a monarch, whose righteousness and love of his subjects is already His Majesty Homer A. Tomlinson, King of All Nations by Divine Call and King 6f the Uifrversity of Kentucky, has decreed that he will administer his rule with all justice and fairness, provided the citizenry adheres to the following rules of conduct, upon the sound principles of which he attempted to become president of the United States in 1960: well-know- 1. Ten percent of all income will be tithed to church and state, which, under his rule, become one and inseparable. 2. The people will desist from all manner of warlike activity, crime, and delinquency. Henceforth all police forces, the United States Armed Forces, and the United Nations will cease to exist, there being no necessity for their functions. 3. All use of tobacco, narcotics, and intoxicants will be abolished. Hospitals using narcotics in treatment will be destroyed. Drinking of alcoholic beverages, which has never been widespread in Kentucky anyway, will pose no problem. Farmers and tobacco processors, of which there are a goodly number, will forego production of the weed. For in come, they will be appointed Royal Princes, Second Clastt, and supported by the tithes of others. 4. The King James Bible will be the sole foundation of righteousness. Faiths which do not use the Bible will now do so. Court records, municipal statutes, constitutional laws, and all lawyers will be abolished. The University Law School will become the School for Kings. Old will become palaces for the Royal Princes, Second Class. es 5. All University publications will be censored by the King, thus eliminating the archaic concept of freedom of information. Since the King has done such an excellent job of extolling his good works already, there will obviously be no reason to change his system. Exemplary of His Majesty's goodness is the manner in which his Royal Princes were appointed. They were chosen at random from the peasantry, with no requirements of talent or capability. This, truly, is the most humanistic and realistic way to choose leaders. In this age of internal friction, international strife, and the coming exploration of other planets to corrupt, it is comforting to realize that we have been saved from a previously insecure and troubled world by our beloved ruler, King Homer A. To The Editor: The letter concerning "The Evicted Coed" in the Kernel May 5 prompts me to ask again: who reviews administration decisions at UK? I assume that the facts in this letter arc true and complete. To me the action taken with respect to the young married woman is unjustified and probably the result of a longstanding policy of the administration. Student apathy (does this phrase sound familiar?) is not entirely to blame. Often policies such as these result due to the need for a decision concerning a particular case. This is well and good in specific cases, but usually no one is well enough inconformed to protest the long-tersequences of such decisions becoming policy. Some of these policies have been gathering dust for so long that they lead to "buck passing" in that sometimes the people responsible for administering them did not participate in creating the policies; therefore, they figuratively say "don't blame me it's just the 'system.'" There is a solution to this problem. The Kernel, with the cooperation of the administration, can help. Generally, policy is made (it seems to me) on three levels at this school: the Board of Trustees, the presidency, and the deans' offices. Now, if these offices can le shown the desirability of keeping the student body well informed, they should be glad to pass on a short resume of their decisions each week. Even the Public Relations Department can have its say everyone gets in on the act wonderful! These resumes should be newsworthy since the students will lie involved; therefore, the Kernel should be glad to print them at least in edited form. With this information, the student organizations should be able to offer constructive criticism and avoid future unpleasant incidents. Now, another matter; a personal gripe: Why is the school continuing the d policy of forcing everyone into housing? Even though the "baby lM)oin" has failed to materialize, the school continues to build new dormitories far in excess of actual needs. The money being spent on construction could be well used to supplement instructors' salaries and to hire additional instructors. It is a crying shame to have classes often numbering over 100 studentsparticularly in subjects such as mathematics, chemistry, and economics where in