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THE KENTUCKY

Mellow Mushroom
dishes up great pizza
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Celebrating 33 years of independence

 

08A with University Senate
Council chairman
Page 8

86 votes for election of SAB off'cers

56 blocks Student Activities Board, administrator
from speaking before casting unanimous vote

By Tricia McKenny
and Emily Hagedorn
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In a meeting last night
where administrators and
other students were not al-
lowed to speak during dis-
cussion. Student Govern-
ment proposed that Student
Activities Board leaders be
elected.

The proposal. part of a
"skeleton“ of a proposed
constitution for SAB. will
now go on to the Board of
Trustees for enforcement. if
the board takes up the is-
sue. said SG President
Rachel Watts.

Yesterday‘s action stems
from a referendum placed
on S(}‘s election ballot last
April. where 1.614 of the
2.185 students who voted
said SAB should have elec-
tions.

Since SAB‘s inception. a
board of directors has Clio-
sen SAB‘s president and
vice president.

“The student body we

ed for it. and it just seems
they (SAB) don't care." said
Braphus Kaalund. the Sen-
ate president and sponsor
of last spring’s referendum.

SAB leaders said they
have documented proof
that 80 can't do this.

“This time could be put
toward more important is-
sues." said Ethan Bennett.
SAB vice president. “It's a
moot point."

They said the proof
comes from Vice President
of Student Affairs Pat Ter-
rell‘s written opinion on the
issue.

President Lee Todd. who
was asked by SC to enforce
the referendum. delegated
Terrell to present an opin-
ion on the issue, Terrell
said.

She was one of the peo-
ple not allowed to speak
during discussion last
night.

Because of the structure
of all meetings. non-SG
members cannot speak un-

til the end of the meeting,
during “Member's Privi-
lege."

Prior to their opportuni-
ty to speak, the unanimous
vote was taken.

Kaalund said the best
way to lobby a cause is to
contact a senator prior to
the meeting who will speak
for you.

“We’re kind of just like
Congress." he said. “You
can't just walk onto the
floor of Congress and
speak."

Terrell said she tried to
contact senators prior to
the meeting. but her advice
was ignored.

Terrell emailed the sen—
ators her opinion and hand-
delivered it at 4 pm. yester<
day, Kaalund said.

In it. Terrell writes. “It
is my decision that the Stu-
dent Government Supreme
Court has exceeded its ju-
risdiction in this matter

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Vice President of Student Affairs Pat Terrell listens to Student Government members, who declined to let her
and Student Activities Board members speak during discussion about requiring SAB leaders to be elected.
SAB concert committee member John Edwards (in blue) and SAB Vice President Ethan Bennett also look on.

This time could be put toward more important issues.
- Ethan Bennett, Student Activities Board vice president

 

TRAINING DAY

By Danielle Komis
THE KENTUCKY mm

“Women's Place" ., designed to be

UK will establish
‘Women’s Place’
to protect students

“The bottom line for us is that
they‘re too high," she said. “There is
stark seriousness to what we found."

Ninety percent of female students

 

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a central point for coordinating victim
services w is one of eight new initia-
tives aimed at improving women‘s safe-
ty on campus. said President Lee Todd
at a news conference in the Student
Center yesterday

“Safety is a fundamental
issue that underlies the entire
premise of the university" he
said.

The initiatives were
prompted by the findings of a
campuswide victimization
survey -—» the first ever at UK

conducted last spring by the
UK Center for Research on Vi-
olence Against Women. among
others.

The center will be on cam-
pus. Todd said. but many of
the details have yet to be worked out.
He said the initiative will be funded by
3 3200.000 grant from the US. Depart-
ment of Justice.

The survey found UK‘s rate of vic~
timization mirrors that of other uni-
versities. The findings were made pub
lie for the first time yesterday at the
news conference.

The data found that 36.5 percent of
the 1.000 Women surveyed had been
victimized while at UK. which is com-
parable to results found at other uni»
versities. said (‘arol .lordan. the cen-
ter's director.

Only 1.5 percent of women reported
all types of sexual offenses to police.
and of rapes at UK. only 2.5 percent
were reported. the survey found.

Though safety at UK is on the same
level as other universities. the number
of victims still needs to be addressed.
Jordan said.

 

“If you've got
issues, you
have to
declare war
on them."

contacted by researchers agreed to par-
ticipate in the anonymous phone sur-
vey , a fact that Jordan says is indica-
tive of women's desire for improved
safety

"These women weren’t asked sim-
ple questions." she said.
“They were asked tough
questions. The university
owes you a great debt.“

Most of those surveyed
said they feared an attack
by a stranger. rather than
someone they knew. Yet the
survey found that the over-
whelming majority of
women victimized were as.
saulted by people they knew.

“What women fear is not
what women are most likely to experi-
ence." Jordan said.

The survey also found the majority
of incidents occur off campus and in
victims' homes.

To deal with this issue. the Student
Code Committee is reviewing its cur-
rent policies to determine if a student
can still be protected under the student
code if the other party is also a stu-
dent.

UK. with help from Verizon Wire
less. is also starting the CATS. (Cam-
pus Area Telephone for Safety) pro
gram. a cell phone checkout program
based out of the WT. Young Library.
The service will allow students to use
the phones to protect themselves by be
ing just a touchtone away fmm police.

Venus Fasce. a first-year library sci-
ence graduate student who works at
the information desk at WT. Young Li-

See Safety on page 2

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Lee Todd

UK Presment

Engineering class makes crash course of wrecks

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Some l‘K students make the art of the
fender bender .‘i si‘li‘lti e .

An engineering class‘ latest experiment
Yesterday simulated a car wreck.
- They built .i to inch ramp and two
miniature aluminum cars modeled after
the 200i 'l‘otota ('amri The height of the
ramp and speed of the cars simulated a
wreck at if. mph

The students were given a $100 budget
and MM) Weeks to complete their work. said

Matthew Hobbs. a mechanical engineering
senior

Hobbs held one car at the top of the
ramp and the other was parked at the bot-
tom on a tilt-inchvby-BO-inch grid.

(‘ar A was released. and it rolled down
the ramp and collided with Car B. (in im
pact. (‘ar B spun to the right and (‘ar A
headed on a straight path left.

The position of (‘ar B was then changed
and the experiment was repeated. Each
time. the post-wreck path was different

Similar experiments are used by expert

in court cases that involve

class offered in the United States specifical-

wrecks. said mechanical engineering pro-
fessor Kazo Saito. The information collect-
ed can be analyzed to determine how the
accident occurred and who was at fault.

The work involved to complete the ex-
periment was meticulous and time consum—
ing. said mechanical engineering senior
Lindy Hall.

“We never thought we couldn't do it be—
cause we were provided the elements." he
said.

Mechanical Engineering 599 is the only

ly dedicated to constructing scale models to
explain physical phenomenon.

“Building scale models brings the best
preparation before going out into the engi-
neering industry." Hall said.

Saito teaches the class and provides in‘
spiration for the students.

“Dr. Saito is a mentor. not only for me.
but in my opinion. every student that is
taking the course." Hall said.

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and that its decision direct-
ing the SAB to amend its
constitution is without au-
Lhority."

- SG‘ 5 Supreme Court
;uled last April that SAB
fiiust comply with SG 5 ref-
Erendum, after SAB re-
quested an opinion from the
court.

“The fact that the par
ties involved in the dispute
agreed to let the SGSC
{Supreme Court) hear the

“It's just dishonest." he
said of SAB's refusal to
comply with the decision.

Terrell said the adminis-
tration is not saying SAB
should or should not have
an election but that St}
can't impose this.

While Watts said she is
trying to remain neutral on
the issue. she thinks Terrell
overstepped her bounds as
an administrator.

“That's not her place."
Watts said. “i want her to be
part of the process. She
showed her bias."

SAB plans to keep run-
ning as it always has run.

“How do you challenge a
dead issue?" Bennett said.

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opinion "rushed" and “half-
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* “Students will be asking us ques
tions and it's helpful if we know an-
swers to them," she said referring to the
Cell phone program.

, Fasce, who has worked with sur-
yivors of domestic violence and sexual
assault. said the victimization statistics
did not surprise her. “The numbers
Weren‘t particularly shocking." she said.
' However. others were surprised.

- The percent of women who had been
victimized at UK seemed really high.
"said Jessica Smith. an accounting junior.

“I would have guessed it was more
like 15 or 20 percent." she said.

However. the low number of report-
ed cases did not seem unusual to her

“They don't know what's going to
happen if they tell somebody." she said.

Other initiatives introduced yester»
day include:

Enhancing police investigation of
Sex crimes against women. Kentucky
State Police. UK Police and Lexington
Police will join together to train on the

ministrators.
partment. SAB and other
senators to resolve this situ»

L'K legal de- nization right

said.

investigation of sexual assault crimes.

Empowering women through self de-
fense. Police will start a self defense
course for women called Self Defense
Techniques and Risk Reduction Train-
ing taught by UK police officers. There
will be a fee. but scholarships are avail»
able.

Expanding UK 101 to include a pre-
sentation on rape. dating violence and
stalking

Expanding the focus of C. A US .E
(( ollege Alcohol Use Student Educators)
to include information on victimization
and risk reduction in all alcohol educa-
tion programs,

Hosting a series of brown bag lunch-
es during the fall semester focusing on

the prevention of violence against
women.
Student Government President

Rachel Watts said the survey is helpful
in determining how to address the prob-
lem.

"This is a chance for us to see the re-
ality of what the issue really is for l'K."
she said.

Todd said that he and his wife. I’atsy.
have gone on walks around campus in
order to pinpoint spots that need to be
made safer. such as dark pathways with
lots of brush Being a parent himself.
Todd said he realizes how important the
safety of students is to other parents.

now,"
“I want to make sure
St} can get through this as

 

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of student affairs, why she couldn't speak at the meeting.

giatter makes no differ- Watts said she just
once." she wrote. “The wants this issue off her
SGSC cannot grant itself Ju- desk. ation.
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efficiently as possible and
move on to other things.“

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"You do understand when you have
your own children they feel invincible
until something happens." he said.

Eightyone percent of women stir-
veyed avoided specific “unsafe" loca-
tions. A list of these have been compiled
and given to police in order to increase
patrols in those areas or look to improve
safety in other ways. Jordan said.

Jordan and Todd both noted that the
current acrtiss-the-board effort. opposed
to individual efforts. by all departments
on campus has finally allowed UK to
properly address campus safety

“if you've got issues. you have to de
Clare war on them.” Todd said. "We
could easily try and hide this problem
and say. 'We're not worse than anyone
else.”

While many of the initiatives do not
directly address prevention of the as
saults on women by someone they know

which is the majority of the incidents

Todd said he hopes that initiatives
such as setting tip the Women‘s Place
and getting the dialogue started will in
turn trickle down to reduce the number
of these instances.

"The culture
change.” he said.

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By Ryan Mabry

lNE KENYUC“ “min

In Phoenix, Andy Green
and Brandon Webb had their
own UK baseball reunion.

Green and Webb, two for-
mer UK standouts. have both
found a baseball
home in the Arizona
Diamondbacks.

Webb. the Dia-
mondbacks' 8th
round pick in 2000.
made a huge impact
in 2003 when he
burst onto the scene
to replace an ailing
Randy Johnson in
the Arizona rotation.

“I didn’t think I had a
shot last season.“ Webb said.
“After the injury to Randy. I
Went up there and threw
Well. I surprised some peo-
ple. and I even sur-
prised myself to an
extent."

Webb surprised
to the tune of a 2.84
ERA. the fourth low-
est in the National
League. and' 172
strikeouts. first
among rookies. In

his first big-league Webb

start. Webb had what

he called one of the

biggest highlights of his sea-
son as he struck out ten bat-
ters in seven shutout innings
against the New York Mets
in Shea Stadium.

Webb said that pitching
at UK helped prepare him for
the big leagues.

‘It definitely helped be-
ing in the SEC (Southeastern

Another Cat out for season

[7K junior offensive tack-
le Ernie l’elayo will miss the
rest of the season due to a
shoulder injury. UK head
coach Rich Brooks said.

The team will apply for a
medical redshirt. Brooks
said.

l’elayo transferred to UK
from Southwestern College

Conference). In the confer-
ence, you have already faced
some of the best hitters that
you‘ll face." Webb said.

Of course. Webb wasn't
the only player from UK‘s
draft class of 2000 to make

an impact on the Dia-
mondbacks. Andy
Green, UK's all-time
hits leader. was Ari-
zona's 24th round
pick in that same
draft. As Green
would attest. picks
from later rounds
have a tougher road

Green to the majors than

those from the first
five or ten rounds.

“There were times when
I started to wonder if I
would make it to the big
leagues." Green said. “You
start to get worried
when you stay at the
same level for a long
period of time."

Green never
stayed at the same
level for very long.
He moved from the
Midwest League
(Low-A). to the Cali-
fornia League (High-
A). to the Texas
League (AA). to the
Pacific Coast League (AAA)
at a rate of progression that
was on pace with most mi-
nor league prospects.

Once promoted to the ma-
jors this past June. Green
didn't waste any time mak-
ing an impression. hitting a
home run for his first big
league hit when pinch hit~

Sports Briefs

in Chula Vista. Calif. last
season, but a knee injury
kept him out of spring praC»
tice.

He has appeared in only
one game this season. the
Florida game.

Cats rise in rankings

The UK men's soccer
team. unbeaten in its last
seven matches. jumped three

ting for Webb against the
New York Yankees.

“It was a real highlight of
the season. It was a two-run
home run. and I got a cur‘
tain call on my first big
league hit, which doesn‘t
happen too often." said
Green.

Besides being happy
about their stellar play that
has allowed them to get to
this point. Webb and Green
are also glad to be team‘
mates again.

“When I was at UK. Bran-
don was an underclassman
and I showed him the ropes,"
Green said. “But now. after
the great year he had last
year. he is showing me
around and really helping
me out.’

‘Its snice having a famil-
iar face on the team." Webb
said. “It gives me someone to
back up Kentucky“

As for UK baseball. both
Webb and Green have been
keeping an eye on the team.

“Me and Andy talk about
how they are doing." Webb
said. “We were just talking
recently about how they are
probably starting fall ball.
and we don‘t see how they
can manage playing baseball
along with all of their school
work."

“I still follow the pro-
gram." Green said. "I think
Coach Cohen is doing some
great things."

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Mellow Mushroom: Mmm

Let's face it: Ramen noodles just
can't cut it all the time. so it‘s always
nice to get out on campus for a bite
to eat.

Pizza is a college
staple. and UK re-
flects this in its
pizzeria options
though. oddly
enough. they all
seem to be grouped
together in a 100-
yard radius of Mc-
Donald's on Lime-
stone.

One of those
dine-in establish-
ments is Mellow
Mushroom ._ and if
you think the name
is insinuating something. well you
might be right. The company started
in the ‘70s with a group of college
buddies that decided to open their
own pizza joint.

When you enter, you'll find a trip-
py decor that resembles a nature
scene. emphasized with a large tree
in the middle of the restaurant.
along with smaller toadstools.

Don't get a skewed conception
and think that you‘ll find those
cheap felt black light posters like
those of your creepy dorm mate. In-
stead. there are plenty of attractive.
vibrant colors and textures that
make for an active energy. not one of
serenity.

All the windows and doors may
be opened as well (weather permit-
ting). continuing the natural vibe
customers may feel they are eating
outdoors under a shady tree.

The restaurant's large booths can
easily accommodate you and five of
your friends. and the tall backs of
the booths even make it private
enough for you and a date to carry
on a conversation.

If a booth is unavailable. you‘ll
have to settle for the tables that circle
the inside perimeter of the restau-
rant or the adjoining bar. which un-
fortunately just don‘t have as much
room.

However. make sure you have plen-
ty of time for a meal as it can take up
to 40 minutes to get a pizza on a busy
night h Tuesdays and Thursdays are
usually two of the busiest. Tuesdays
are live trivia nights and Thursdays
host a drinking game where players
have the chance to win free beer.
(That‘s right 77 free booze).

The typical pizzeria fare on the
menu includes calzones. pretzels. sal-
ads and (surprise!) pizza. The down-
side: Prices are slightly more than the
competition. but you are getting bet-
ter quality . using your napkin to
soak up oil from a pizza is common»
place in other places. but you won't
find that here. The ingredients are
fresh and keep their flavor in baking.

Service is as good as one can get
for a campus restaurant. where fellow

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students are doing their job to pay off

expenses. It's always nice to be able to
strike up a conversation with your
server and this is no exception.

If you happen to be drinking with
your meal and love something other
than domestics. prices are slightly
higher - if you stick to domestics. ex»
pect to pay less than two bucks for a

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Location: 503 S. Upper St.

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Breather Resist isn't your
ordinary Kentucky band.

When most people hear
the words “music" and "Ken-
tucky" used in the same sen~
tence their minds jump to
Billy Ray Cyrus. Loretta
Lynn or some bucktoothed
hillbilly strumming a banjo.
(Note: I'm a fan of Loretta
Lynn). Of course some very
talented bands have come out
of Kentucky. such as My
Morning Jacket and Slim,
but rock music isn’t really
associated with the state.

With Charmer. Breather
Resist is hoping to change
this. The Louisville band is a
hardcore rock group that of-
fers a fairly solid mixture of
Deftones and a dash of Dil‘

Bj6r

Do you iemember this ecv
centric little lady from Ice-
land'.’ If you‘ve spent any
time listening to lljork. it‘s al-
most impossible to forget her.

Medulla is her latest pro-
iect. and is in places reminis-
cent of Debut. This album
has one important distinc»
tion: It is entirely a cappella.

at Nathan Thacher
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Mike Patton (Melvins. Mn.

Bungle). Rahzel (The Roots)
and an Inuit throat singer
named Tagaq join Bjork and
others to create all the sounds
you‘ve never imaginwi.

The result is the layering
of dozens of vocal tracks over
the formidable beatboxing
skills of Rahzel to create har-
monies that range from an»
gelic to chaotic. allowing for
snoozing and break-dancing
in the same sitting.

The album opens with
“The Pleasure Is All Mine."
eflectively setting the soft-but-
not-tm—soft tone that marks
the album. The soothing
choral layering of vocals is
complimented by soft. voice-
less panting from the throat
singer It's a bizarre singing
style featured in several

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lenger Escape Plan. with a
bit of System of a Down
thrown in for good measure

definitely an atypical
sound.

The vocals on this album
are lacking. as you can't un-
derstand them. Singer Steven
Sindoni never lets up on the
screaming through all 11
tracks; it is the same monoto
ne yell on every single song.
with no variation. It quickly
becomes boring and monoto
nous

Bassist Nick Thieneman
is the star of this band. In
every song he generates with
creative bass lines reminis-
cent of Queens of the Stone
Age very refreshing to
hear in a hardcore group.
Drummer Geoff Paton also
shines on this album. using
excellent drum fills to liven

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up rather bland guitar rith
coming from Evan Patter son.

Droning power chords fill
this album from tracks one
to 11. Guitar solos are practi-
cally nonexistent with the
bass doing most of the work
on this album.

If you’re a fan of hard-
core music. I highly recom-
mend Charmer. If you’re in
the mood to rock. this album
will definitely fulfill your
needs. But if you‘re looking
for a more diverse or mellow
sound, I suggest you look
elsewhere.

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tracks. flowing from quick
and fiery to slow and sensu-
al.

This halted. rhythmic
breathing/singing is com-
pounded by harsh grunts. It's
great to see Bjdrk using the
full potential of the human
vocal cords. though in “An-
cestor.“ it sounds as if Tagaq
is going into labor.

On one side of the spec-
trum are the songs like
“Viikuré.” “Sonnets / Unreal-
ities XI." “Submarine" and
“011 Birtan." These are slow,
deliberate and beat-free
melodies with a single note or
two building up to a sympho
ny of sustained and shifting
vow] samples; easily the most
haunting tracks on the al‘
bum. There is a strange kind
of sonic beauty in the Ice
landic lyrics in “Vtikurt'i” that
demands further listening.

The peaceful. choir~in~
spired tracks do outnumber
the movers and shakers. with
”Where Is The Line." “Who Is
It" and “Triumph ()f The
Heart" as the groovy stand-
outs. The dizzying rhythms in
these songs will be sure to get
your toes tapping at the very
least. The dissonance in these
tracks can be strident and

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piercing but never strays
very far into the thrashing,
machinegun insanity you
might find in Homogenic.

“Oceania“ and “Mouth's
Cradle" best balance BjOrks'
technical prowess and cre-
ative vocal stylings. Songs
like these have been Bjr‘irks’
bread and butter for years.
marked by epic. fluttering
sounds climbing and falling
of their own accord with just
enough harmony to anchor
the listener to reality

What BjOrk is. and what
Bjork is trying to do with her
music. cannot be easily de-
fined. For new listeners. the
ghostly. floating vocals will be
dull. and the aggressive. ex-
perimental sounds will be
strange. This shouldn‘t dis-
courage anyon