xt7zgm81ks60 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7zgm81ks60/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19231109 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, November 9, 1923 text The Kentucky Kernel, November 9, 1923 1923 2012 true xt7zgm81ks60 section xt7zgm81ks60 The Kentucky Kernel UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY VOL XIV LEXINGTON, KY.. NOVEMBER 9, FRESHMAN BUILDING DRIVE SOPHS WIN ANNUAL TUG CLOSES OF WAR FROM FROSH FOR Total of FIRST TIME SINCE 1916 Class Gets Drenching in Clifton Freshman Cold Pond EQUAL NUMBER SELECTED Experience of Sophs Responsible uver ror Tf i victory f T" TV A. Termers For the first time since 1916 the sophomore class ha9 triumphed over the freshman "hordes" in the annual tug o' war held at Clifton pond last Friday afternoon. Team work on the part of the sophomores and a new ruling providing that an equal number should be on each side is responsible for the victory-Lonbefore 2 o'clock, the time set for the frosh to gather in the armory to discuss plans for the day, the walks in front of Buell Armory were crowded with a molb bearing a resemblance Coxie's army. to the The sophomores were less demonstrative. At the meeting in tlhe chapel each man was cautioned not to crowd the calble hut to take plenty of room and at the signal to get the jump on the freshmen and pull steadily. At 3 o'clock the signal was given and the tug o' war began. The sophomores having won the toss for position, chose to defend the Rose street side of the pond, because it gave them a better rhance to pull the frosh down hill once they were started. At first neither side could do more than strain against the cable. For a moment or so everybody was at a dead halt then the teamwork of the sophomores began to tell. Slowly but surely they began to climb the hill, the walk turned into a run and the luckless frosh were in the pond. The seniors who were lending their "moral encourage- ment" to the sophomores assisted in throwing a few of the survivors whose valor dt the better of their discretion, into the pond. The sophomores spent a very en joyable afternoon. K THURSDAY, NOV. 8 Subscribed Class of 27 $17,612 is KENTUCKY' CONFERENCE By OF Y. A total of $17,612 was reported, as tiic present freshman subscriptions to the basketball building fund, at a meeting of the executive committee held in the Administration building. The representatives of the class re ported that there were about 300 mem bers who had not been solicited as yet from whom they hoped to secure the remainder of the abjective, $20,000. Another meeting was held Thursday evening at which various plans were submitted to the Freshmen for rais ing their other $20,000, the most pop ular one being that they be classified according to counties and endeavor to raise it from their respective high schools. If this plan is unfavorable other means will be devised. K HERE 125 1923 No. FRANK CARTER IS CHOSEN JR. EDITOR OF KENTUCKIAN ALABAMA W. C. A. TO BE HELD Other Class Officers Elected By The SHOWN Juniors NOVEMBER 941 Students and Faculty Del egates From Three States WOMAN'S CLUB HOSTESS Discussions of Practical Prob lems to Take Place at Meeting Frank Herbert Carter, of Somerset, junior in the College of Arts and Science, was elected junior editor of the Kentuckian at a Junior class elec tion held in chapel Monday afternoon. Carter is a member of Alpha Delta Sigma, honorary journalism frater nity and has been active in journalis tic work on the campus W. O. Billi ter, president of the class, presided at the meeting. W. H. Skinner, of Morganfield, was elected assistant business manager of the Kentuckian: Tames Darnell, of Frankfort, was elected class orator; Layman Mays, of Eminence, in the College of Engineering, was chosen as class treasurer, and Miss Annelle Kelly, of Lexington, was elected class secretary. GAME TO ON GRID-GRA- AT AUDITORIUM 7 BE PH NOV. 10 Proceeds of Showing to Be Used To Send Band to Georgia Tech DIRECT WIRE FROM FIELD Band to Parade Before Game; Tickets on Sale By Su-K- y Circle The Wildcats are playing on forThe Kentucky Conference of the eign soil this week and the fans will Young Women's Christian Associa be given an opportunity to follow them at the tion is being held this week-en- d play by play on the score University of Kentucky. hoard. This method was used last There will prohably be 125 student Saturday when the team played Cenpresent and faculty representatives tre, and those who remained in Lexfrom the following colleges: Berea ington praised the showing very highCollege, Hamilton College, Eastern ly. PRINCIPALS IN MARTHA Sfate Normal, Kentucky College for In order to accommodate the crowd Women, Kentucky Wesleyan College that i9 expected to turn out for this Transylvania College, University o HAVE BEENJNNOUNCED Saturday's game, the Woodland audKentucky, University of Louisville; BUREAU NOV. 19 itorium has been selected as the place University of Tennessee. to show it. Margaret Owens Chosen to Sing Meetings will 'be held in the recrea Every is Six Men Will Be Chosen For bers of effort y being made by memThe Part Of tional hall of Patterson Hall to which the Circle to raise Organization; Five Left all women students are invited. Any "Martha" enough money to send the band with girl desiring to become a member of From Last Year. the team when we play Georgia Tech The principals of the opera "Mar the organization will be charged a fee in Atlanta on the 17th of this month, that," which will ibe produced the lat of one dollar. Members are eligible to The Student Speakers' Bureau com- and all the proceeds of the ter part of this month under the su all social functionsposed of eight men was organized at showing will be used for this purpose. pervision of the Music Department The discussions will deal with the the University last year with the idea The band will parade the principal, have been selected and announced as following problems: Local Associa of spreading the gospel of progress streets of the city before the showing" follows: tion Problems, Faculty Relationships; throughout the state. and during the game will render selec Margaret Owens Instructional Relationships, Student Martha Only five of the eight men from last tions. Josephine Frazar Industrial Nancy Student year's organization are left: C. M. C. The plays of the game are sent di Robert Clem Friendship Fund, National Conven Porter; S. B. Neale, James Darnell, rect from the field over a leased West Lionel Elmer Barker tion, National Student Assembly, Stu Ryan Ringo, and Robert Porter. Be- ern Union wire and every detail of the Plunkett Sheriff of Richmond J. W. McDonald dent Volunteer Movement, World fore starting the campaign of speech- - game is shown. In fact, it is as clear Sir Tristan Elbert DeCoursey Student Christian Federation. Miss making over the state this year, it is to the spectator as seeing the game itMinor singing parts will be selected Holmquist will have services of wor desired to add to the list six men; self. Memhers of the y Circle voices from the chorus of forty-fiv- e ship each day. three of whom are to be active and will be in charge of the showing and "Martha," which wa9 composed by The secretaries who will be present three to be ready at any time as alter have tickets for sale on the campus the Flotow in 1845, is a grand opera of the are: Miss K.atnenne lumpKin, miss nates to step into the line of duty. last of the week. The noveltv of the highest character. It deals with Eng Gladys Bryson, Miss Stella Spurlock, h For the purpose of choosing these and the interest in this big lish nobles and peasant life. Perhaps Miss Grace Lumpkin, Miss Louise men, tryouts are to be held Monday game should be enough to cause even the best known air in the score night, November 19, in the Little the most pessemistic fan to turn out Holmquist. "The Last Rose of Summer," an Irish The calendar is as follows: Thurs Theatre, where all aspirants are re- for the afternoon. The game will folk song which Flotow immortalized day, 3:30 p m., a joint meeting of the quested to be prepared to make a start at 2:15 at the Woodland Audiby putting it into this opera. Y. W .C. A. cabinet and the Advisory speech of from five to eight minutes torium. J. he designing ot the costumes is Committee at the home of Mrs. Rob duration on any phase of the Universi- -- Kbeing executed by Miss Elizabeth erts. v of Kentucky and its needs. The Cromwell and the making 6f them has Friday, Miss Jewell and Miss Bland tryout will be in charge of three prom- FRIENDSHIP FUND ASKS already begun in the home economics inc will entertain witn a luncneon in inent members of the faculty acting in department. Other departments of honor of the secretaries. the capacity of judgesAID OF ORGANIZATIONS with the the University will K Friday, 4:00 p. m., a meeting of the Music Department in making the pro Executive Committee with a represen MEETING OF MOTHERS duction of "Martha" worthy to repre tative from each delegation. WAS HELD MONDAY Tuesday is Tag Day For Relief sent the University at its best in the Friday, 6:30 p. nv, the Woman's Of European Stu- fiold of musical entertainment. A meeting for all the mothers and Club of the University, and the Y. W. dents ' ,. K C. A. Advisory Committee will en near relatives of the women students SIGMA XI TO MEET tertain the delegates with a supper at of the University of Kentucky was The Woman's Administrative Counheld Monday. the home of the president. cil is planning to continue their work The first meeting of the year of the Friday, 7":30 p. m first official meet- Tea was served immediately follow in connection with the Student Friendhonorary scientific society, Sigma Xi, ng. Aliss rioimquist wiu speaK ana ing the meeting which was called by ship Fund by appealing to organiza7:30 in all of the secretaries will make a short the Dean of Women for the purpose will be held Friday evening at tions and individuals for support. of discussing various problems. Due the Science building, room 108. Prof. alk. This fund, which is for the benefit of C. S'. Crouse will speak on "Mineral Saturday, 9 a. m., official meeting. to the inclemency of the weather few refugee students of central and eastdelegates at the were present. It was decided that a Resources of Kentucky." All mem Luncheon for the ern Europe, has been in existence on meeting will he held next Monday in bers of the society are irtvited, wheth- University cafeteria. the campus for the last four years. er they are connected with the uniSaturday, p. nv, separate meeting of the Little Theatre in White Hall at The Student Friendship Fund was versity or not. Dr. W. D Funkhous- - the undergraduate delegation and fac30. All girls are requested to tell started during the war in order to asr will preside. their mothers of this meeting. ulty. sist the students in the principal uniK K Saturday, 2:30 p. m., the undergrad versity centers of Central and EastVISITORS TO LAW COLLEGE uate delegates will go for a drive and ATTENDS CONCLAVE ern Europe. The Universities of the at 3:30 for a Blue Ridge and MontUnited States voted to carry on this Messrs. H. T. Hardin, of the class real picnic and hike. leaves Thursday for Thomas Baird work by contributions and Kentucky of '14, E. E. Hardin, of '20, M. K. There will ibe a meeting Sunday Chicago to represent Scovell Chapter is proud to be among those helping. Eblen, of '21, G. F. Gallup and P. E- morning before church ana anotner of Alpha Zeta at the eleventh BienThe students of Eastern Europe, Ashby, of '22 were among those who n the afternoon. Sunday evening at nial Conclave. The conclave will be Russia and Near East are actually bereturned to the Law College for a :30 Mrs. Giles, director of residence held at the LaSalle Hotel, November low physical efficiency level. Fourteen greeting before attending the halls, has invited all women students 9, 10, 11 and 12. thousand refugee students without K game Saturday. living in halls, fraternity houses and homes, funds and in a Strang land deoff campus boarding houses to a tea K PRESHMEN, NOTICE pend on us. It is our privilege to Mr Samuel Lambert, of Hender at Patterson Hall. The tea will be help these students by furnishing supChapel at the fifth hour on Tuesson, an alumnus of the University, is followed by the final meeting of the plementary food to the sick and un- visiting fraternity brothers at the conference at which Miss Holmquist days is compulsory for all freshman Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter house. will speak. students. (Continued on page 4) Grid-Gra- ph TOJE Su-K- Grid-Gra- - Su-K- Grid-Grap- - U.K. REGIMENT TO ARMISTICjJAY LEAD PARADE Program To Be Given At The Ben Ali Theatre Saturday Morning The annual Armistice day parade will probably be led by the University regiment under comof Kentucky mand of Cadet Colonel R'oscoe Cross. The parade will form at 10 o'clock, Saturday morning, November 10. All cadets will report to their respective unit's on the drill field immediately after the dismissal of second hour classes where the regiment will be formed under the direction of Lieutenant Colonel Freeman, who is grand marshal of the occasion. The parade wilt be composed of the American Legion, the Veterans of Foreign Wars Club and various other civic and fraternal organizations. After passing over the course mapped out for the parade the cadet regiment will attend the Ben Ali theatre where several brief Armistice day addresses will be delivered by well known - State-Cent- re J * KERNEL THE KENTUCKY Page Two Alumni Notes Editor Alumni lecrttary zenry that is awake to its duties and is a great asset. , opportunities CALENDAR As in state and national elections so New York, Nov. 13. (Second in elections among alumni has there Regular) luncheon. Tuesday been a considerable apathy. Such an Cafe Savarin. attitude implies confidence in those in Chicago, Nov- 19. (Third Mon- power but confidence never built a day Regular) luncheon, Marshal nation nor any institution unless1 acField's Restaurant Men's Grill. companied by a willingness to Detroit, Nov. 24. (Last Sat- of the Alumni Association urday Regular) dinner, Dixieland of every fordeserve the Inn. mer student and graduate. Those Lexington, Nov. 26. Home- who arc active arc giving a finer supPhoenix coming. Dinner-dancport than that 'falling to the lot of any Hotel, 6:00 p. m. other university in the South but to keep apace with these others in the future more must be forthcoming, ( - work-Officer- s . e, PERSPECTIVE is The attitude of undergraduates the most significant phase in the development of alumni loyalty. This is esoecially true of an institution like Kentucky just now experiencing a tremendous growth in numbers. No finer illustration of love for the University has 'been given that at Danville last Saturday. They stood or sat in a rain that 'began more than an 'hour before the game and continued through the afternoon but their response to calls for cheering was magnificent throughout. The majority pulled just as the team fought for a victory to the alumni and us sat some friends who complained of the support given the team, but across the way the cheering sounded like one mighty roar. It takes a different kind of spirit to turn out a strong band of supporters on a foreign field but that is what Kentucky has. The Wildcats tied a team that tomorrow may beat these victors of last week. But winning is not the main thing. The courage bred in defeat is the sort that will spell success in the years that follow graduation. That is what makes alumni so valuable. Our alumni have a right to take pride in welcoming such associates as are now in the undergraduate body. end-Nea- r OUTLINES PROGRAM University Will Announce Requests to Be Made of Legislature In the last few weeks hundreds of former students of the University have been taking a prominent part in the political campaigns. Many of them won personal victories, others helped their friend's into office. During the next two months every his help to giving , alumnus should lend every state official and memlber of the General Assembly a proper conception of the needs of the University and edNo one who ucation generally. knows can rightfully question our claim for a larger financial support. The task is then to show the legislators why and how. The Alumni Office will announce soon the winners in the recent elec-'oiSo far as it is possible to ascertain the attitude of these men the Alumni Office will be glad to make it known to those who inquire. Many of the legislators served in the 1922 session. Their attitude on University affairs has been' recorded. Among requests to be made by the University at the coming session will be appropriations for a general recitation building and a woman's building at $250,000 each. For the following year appropriations for buildings will be asked to the amount of $600,-00pro. A complete summary of the posed legislative program will be announced in the Kernel at an early 0. date. USE YOUR BALLOT Thousands of dollars have been spent in the last four weeks by the governing parties in Kentucky to encourage use of the ballot. This is citione of the greatest privileges of our forefathers Though zenship. gave their lives for it there are today citi- millions who are indifferent. A Newlyweds Hit Buffalo Mr. and Mrs. Tilford Wilson-Mr- s. Wilson formerly was Miss Katherine Tucker tooth graduates of the University, delighted their friends in Buffalo by making a two day stay with them while on their honeymoon. To trtake things more pleasant for the bride and groom Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Benn Orr, who attended the university and who arc now making their home in Rochester, N. Y., were invited over. The two young married couples and several of the other alumni had one grand and glorious get together, and needless to say t'hat when that many Kentuckians assemble they had a big time discussing Lexington, the campus, connected football and everything with the University, even the Lexington Drug Co. Charley Graham, section of Mississippi would be over. The Tuscaloosa branch of the American Legion has joined the University authorities in celebrating the tenth as Armistice Day. J'hc annual road race l! t will be hdi' at the Univcr.'ily Armistice Day South's l.ns attracted some ol th greatest track men. This event will probably be held 'between halves of the football game. Kentucky is a contender this year for the Southern champion V.vp, while Mabstna is anxious tj 'v'pe out last y i. i defeat. Keen competition is sure to result-Iaddition to the alumni and other visitors, it is said the Rotary and Clubs of Birmingham have accepted invitations extended 'by their Tuscaloosa brethren and will attend in a body, a private car having been chartered by each body. Extra seats have been provided, and every arrangement has been made for the care and comfort of the visitors. Over one hundred of the fairest coThey were eds will serve luncheon. selected by ballot as all were anxious for the assignment. There was much rivalry before the results d were announced. Birmingham News. As for the Birmingham Club, wc expect to attend in a body. We have applied for a section of 100 seats. The local rooters and those who accompany the team should prove to the natives of Tuscaloosa that Kentucky has a loyal bunch of rooters as well as an excellent football team. E. J. Kohn, Secretary. is good-nature- Betwixt Us I could give more and if future conditions allow, I will gladly vadd to this amount. Best regards to all and particularly the grand old University of Kentucky. Wm. F. Hart, U. S. Bureau of Public Roads, 204 Federal Bldg., Lincoln, Neb. School, Washington, D. , and will organize and develop the Department of Home Economics. Her sister, Mrs. Ruth Bell Branham, is teaching in Central High School. Miss Bell's address is 3014 Thirteenth St., N. W. 07 "Here is my check for reservation on the U. K. Alumni Train. I want to ride with the others on the 'Kentucky Boosters' Express.' Rush the Kernel for I am getting anxious to know what is doing on the campus." F. D. Weatherholt (with Westing-hous- e Electric & Manufacturing Co-- ) Y. M. C. A., 122 Chestnut St., Spring- C-- '21 Thos. F- - Ott received his B. S. in '07 and M. S. in '14. For several years he was instructor in chemistry in the University of Kentucky. During the he was a student at the year 1914-1Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and from there went to California to take a position with the Union Oil Company as research chemist, He is field, Mass. Robert J. Raible has been awarded now superintendent, lubricating division, of the 'Company, at Oleum, the most important of the "compensation church work plan" scholarships Calif. at the Harvard Thclogical School. Scholarships on this plan were award10 ed for the first time this year. Under k Hudson is with the Halcomb in A. Schmidt Company, where he its operation a nunibcr of churches university are unithas been practically ever since his re- the vicinity of the Mr. in giving the scholarships. turn to civilian life after service in ed Raible won the Billings prize given (business adthe World War. His improvedress is 134 East Fourth Street, Cin- last June, for the greatest ment in delivery. He is a second year cinnati, Ohio. student. His address is Andover Fran-ceStreet, Cambridge, Hall, 13 Fred-cric- Mass. Willis Ewing Hobson, who for several years has- been with the Island Creek Coal Company, at Taplin, W. engineer with Va., is now mining Crecelius & Philips, consulting engineers, 801 Wabash Building, PittsMrsHobson was burgh, Penna. Miss Martinc Bennett, of Owensbo- ro, Ky. They have two little daugh ters, Ruth Bennett, born May, 1917, and Mary Eleanor, born in December, 1918. The family are living at 515 S. Graham street. - '22 "I regret that my subscription to the Greater Kentucky campaign was delayed, but here is a check and also, as soon as I am financially able, I intend to send another and larger check Amanda Fork-nfor this campaign-(teaching in high school) Geneva, Ind. Louis P. Gould, chemsit with the Miller Rubber Company, Akron, Ohio, asks that his Kernel be addressed to 115 North Adams Street. "Enclosed find check for dues. I do not want to miss a single copy of the Kernel. I am back in Sturgis, teaching, and Lillie Cromwell '21 is here, too. We are always interested in U. K., and especially as I have two sisters and several pupils there this year. Yours for a bigger and a better University." Katherine Reed. Berley Winton is connected with the Poultry Division, Extension Department of the University of Missouri, Columbia, Mo. Address 1409 Windsor street. - '15 L. Ehrlich, formerly with the Missouri State Highway Department, Last week was annual conference is senior member of the firm, R. L. of County Agents and many of them Ehrlich & Company, construction called in the Alumni office, paying engineers, Smithville, Mo. He mardues, or looking for tickets to the ried Miss Anna Dunbar, June 25, Centre game. Among these were Wm-C- . 1921. A future wearer of the Blue Johnston '16, Taylorsville, Spen- and White is Robert L., Jr., Iborn cer county; Gordon Marsh '19, 1325 January 4, 1923. McCracken Paducah, Broadway, 16 Burlcounty; Will D. Sutton, Mr- and Mrs. Mervin J. Kelly are ington, Boone county; Carl A. Wick-lun- d '17, Independence, Kenton coun- welcoming a little daughter who arty, and Ivan C. Graddy, Elkton, Todd rived October 6. She has been namMr. Kelly has ed Mary Katherine. County. Saturday brought some on their way been with the Western Electric Comgame; from pany since January, 1918, and holds to the Kentucky-Centr- e Evansville, Ind., Henry T. Hardin r.n important positicn in the research department, at 461 West Street, New 14, nnd Mrs. Hardin, Edward E. HarYork City. din '20, and Wm. Lee Smith "Enclosed find dues for this year. others came through the city Please change my address from way to Danville. on their 121 North Seventh who has been Dubuque, Iowa, to Vail Baldwin Ind. I am gen'Coal Com- Street, Terre Haute, the Baldwin-Poc- a with secretary of the Y. M. C A. here." Va., called to eral pany at Roderfield, W. Julia L. Van ArsdelL pay dues and make a pledge to Greater Kentucky campaign. He is now 17 with the Farmers Supply Company, Mr. and Mrs- W. C. EyI have the Ky. 821 Main street, Paris, good wishes of many friends for their E .M. Denham, chief engineer of son, born November I. Mr. Eyl is Mining Company, at the Southern coiuulting geologist, with offices at Williamsburg, Ky, stopped for a short 407 City National Bank Building, visit en route to Danville. Lexington. R. CLARK HEADS CLUB Detroit Organization Concludes Happy and Successful Year At the annual election of officers of the Kentucky Alumni Club in Detroit, E. H. Clark, '16, was made president. The election of a secretary and treasurer wa9 deferred until the next meeting-Mr- . iClark is an engineer. He is with the American Blower Company in their Detroit office, and is making good at the job. Much of his work calls him to the University of Michigan, at Ann Arbor, where he has sold and superintended the installation of the university buildings erected there the ventilating equipment in most of recently. As president he succeeds T. E. Warnock, '03. Meetings of the club in Detroit are informal affairs held over a real southern meal at the Dixieland Inn. Most of the meeting is spent in talking of "the good old days" and looking forward to the time when Kentucky will take the place she deserves at the head of southern educational institutions. In that connection Mr. Clark recalled recently that the head of the Civil Engineering College at the U. of M. placed President McVey among the three greatest university presidents of the entire country. Resolutions on the death of Price McLean were passed and a copy sent to Mr. and Mrs. McLean and to the alumni secretary. ex-1- 8, - Kentucky Alumni Will Fill Rooters' Section Behind Wildcats will have its Birmingham and Auburn-Georgspecials, the biggest special ever run out of Birmingham to any athletic event will steam out over the Louisville and Nashville Saturday, Novemy ber 10, at 11 a. m. to the game. The game takes place on the campus of the University, Armistice Day, the annual While Alabama-Tec- h ia Albania-Kentuck- home-comin- g day. Arrangements had been made to entertain a crowd of 5,000 visitors, but it now seems certain that the crowd may double that number. Huntsville and Gadsden are. the last cities to wire for reservations, while Columbus has phoned in that all that 23 in sociology at Columbia University this year, and want my Kernel sent to 1230 Amsterdam Avenue, Box 27, New York City." Elizabeth Jackson-Phillicounty R. Watlitvgton is agent of McLean County, address Calhoun, Ky. "I was 'proud as well as interested, to note the record enrollment for this school year. I feel sure that the University of Kentucky is now on the open road which leads to the front rank in education. Here is hoping nothing stops her." T. E. Sparks, Attorney, Greenville, Ky. "I am enclosing check for dues. Just can't miss another copy of the Kernel because I want all the news from old U. K." Ann Mary Risen, teaching in high school, Toledo, 111. Robert McAlpin is teaching agriculture in the high school at Wingo, Ky. "Please send the Kernel as soon as Ridgeway, Jr., possible." Sam H219 West Sixth Ave., Cleanfield, Pa. Dewey M. Porter is teaching mathematics and science in the Union High School, Granada, Colo. Address Box "I am taking a course ex-2- - '97 George Matt Morgan has been a lumber merchant in Cincinnati for many years and is now with the Nicola, Stone & Myers Company at 1221 West Liberty street. He . married Miss Florence Ziegkr, September 21, 1901, and they have two daughters.Mar-gare- t BIRMINGHAM PLANS L. and Anna Virginia. The FOR GREAT CONTEST family resides at 3543 Epworth Ave. f 19 "I want to compliment the member staff who wrote the and Lee game review. I think it is one of the clearest presentations of a football game I have ever read. No muddling figures of yardage and passes, but a story that enables the unfortunate graduates to picture the game mentally with pleasing results." Charles 01 Detroit, Mich. Perry West and his brother, How- E. Planck, Free Press, "I am enclosing check for Kernel '05, were called home reard West, I do not miss any numbers cently due to the illness of their fath- and hope for I like to keep up with activities on er, who met with an accident while Mr. West, the campus." Raymond W. Hanson, cranking his automobileCompany, 714 care of who is at the Good Samaritan Hospitgetting Old South Building, Boston, Mass. al, Lexington, is reported along nicely. Perry West is execu'20 tive engineer and secretary of the Mr. and Mrs. R- - H. Cottrell and; Engineering Company, visit117 West 54th street, New York city, young son, Harry Jr., have been and Howard West is assistant to the ing Mrs. Cottrell's parents, Mr. and vice president, Jos. Baker Sons and Mrs. E. B. Allender. Mr. Cottrell, who Perkins Company, White Plains, New is county agent of Marshall county, attended the Annual Conference of York. County Agents. They live at Benton, Ky. 02 Miss Katherine F. Bell, formerly Enclosed find my check for alumni dues, also pledge card to the Greater with Central High School, has been Kentucky Campaign. I certainly wish transferred to the new Eastern High of the Kernel Kentucky-Washingto- er " n - 61. Economics, 4,I am tecahing Home Music and Art in the high school here, so please send my Kernel to Lynn-villInd." Anna Bess Sargent. R. D. Shipman asks that his Kernel be sent to Shelfcyville, Ky., R. F. D. e, - Alvey-Fergus- No- - 2. Dues and The Kernel One Year $2.00 j ALUMNI ASSOCIATION, University of Kentucky, Lexington. t tt ttt t * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL QUIHREL 9 FOOD After the cigarette "If vou bo in side your father will smell smoke on your breath. "Oh that's all right he'll think it was you who were smoking.' for $3.50. Just after I had paid for it I dropped it on the sidewalk, and be fore I could pick it up a fellow with big nails hi his shoes stepped on it and punched out $2 worth of meals." MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Police! home wedding was solemnized last evening at 5 o'clock when the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Williams became the bride of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Richards, both of Bangor. Easton. (Pa.) Express. A pretty FRESHMAN MEAL TICKETS feeble-minded- ." my It lay benieath her on the floor; A thing of pink and blue. She thought the dance would never start; She knew not what to do. Captain "Well, tell him we'll have He ''Do you drink? I thought you him arrested for impersonating an of ficer." Life. were a Quaker?" Hie "Hie I am I'm sow All Wrinv ing muh my Wild Quaker Oats." Tp I.awvpr "I liav ciiprpprlprl 5n making a settlement with your hus- Stenog "Howdja spell 'senice?'" Employer "Dollars and cents, or uauu mat is icuuuciuiy iau iu jruu. Mrs- Triplewed "Fair to both! I horse sense?" Stenog "Well, like in "I ain't seen could have done that myself. What do you think I hired you for?" Bos him sence" ton Globe. Wag Jag. - Charge! Drip "Did you notice any change The chairman of the gas company in me?" was making a popular address. Emett "No, why?" "Think of the good the gas company Drip "I just swallowed a dime." has done," he icried. "If I were per mitted a pun, I would say in the words "Nurse, did you kill all the germs in of the immortal poet, 'Honor the light my "baby's milk?" brigade.' " "Yes, ma'am; I run it through the At this' point a consumer jumped food chopper twice." up with the shout: "Oh, what a charge Life. they made!" Collegian Reporter. t t Home-mad- e University Lunch Room Mr. and Mrs. W. M. POULOI, Prop. Corner Lime and Wkislow MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Regular Meals SPECIAL PRICE TO STUDENTS SANDWICHES SOFT DRINKS t SMOKES Uneeda Lunch A. B. GUNN, Prop. 529 South Limestone Phone x lS53-- y 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ( P. C. Talbut, W. R. McCowan RIGHT-- A ( Dry Cleaning ( Something Wrong Doctor "How are my ten patients this morning?" Nurse "Nine of them died, Doctor." Doctor "That's funny. I left medi cine for ten." New York News. K SAT SEE THE URDAY. GRID-GRAP- Candies Lexington, Ky Salads At "HOME OF STUDENTS" The Ohost Walks Mr. Gorslinc was sweeping the floor of the wagon off with a broom and didn't sec the deceased descending the ladder. From a report