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" Semor Staff Writer Updating equipment is another Jfli ‘i‘ . 8’ smash ‘af «3%. 3». 5...? h m ' , ~" I hi?
_ m“ hurdle the fledgling department ,. J» v ‘ ' ' ' | j
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, The bom-again department of Drennon said telecommunica- i h , ' I -~ 3 3:3
telecommunications will have its tionsis“desperately hurting on the ' a I J , 3 ' _ 7 ! ,
growth stunted by budget cuts; issue of equipment." 3, a J J > J .. a ”V i:
however, it will survive, says the “How long can you go without _Q Q ’ “e: I. , ;
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Thomas Donohue said he is facing buying new equipment? This has L; h ‘ ‘ ‘ a ,
an ”incredible challenge." been going on for two years and it ." if , »- w. are 9, pr at ._ _ ,. a. J i" , _ - . J
- “The latest budget cut was a will probably go on another one and J r" ‘ , _ W..- - .3 ‘ 5)" 6 “ .. J J _ J ‘ ‘ ‘ -‘- -
shock. I was prepared for the first maybe one after that," he said. ‘ N J. " ‘ , W. Jr” ,
: one. It muddies the waters at great He added that he realizes worn ” ’1 ’ * - ., . f" '
deal,"he said. and outdated equipment is a pro- - : ... . ’ ' I 4" ' x ... . ‘ ~"‘"""
Donohue's hope for the telecom- blem affecting all colleges. . ‘f ' M
munications department, establish- To fill some of the need, the m l, run-u... .
ed this semester, is that it will department is “undergoing a con- ' . . ~ 'J
become “a nationally known in- solidation of production facilities : V
stitution where first-rate with other departments in the .
undergraduate and graduate University,"Donohuesaid. 3, J J ._ , - ....._. .. ‘5
education occurs." Enough space to establish the Mr" :4; L : ”t
However, Donohue, who came to department is the third issue on ”1";th ' J ‘ i; . ,. g
L UK from the University of Hart- Donohue‘s mind. » a, » : a. 5
J ,g ford, Conn, where he was chair- “We are hurting for space," he Ti
' 1 man of the communications depart- said. - B J_D_ VANHOOSE/Kernel Staff :1 ,
1 ment. faces problems in ac- The department was planning to only Academlc y :‘E
comodating increasing enrollment, move into the Kernel office, 113 it
‘ updating equipment and finding Journalism Building, Wthh was to Business freshman Doug Hawkin and Kimberly Murphy, an undecided freshman from Louisville, find a couch in the Student Center Great Hall a E
enough space to accomodate the have been vacated when the Kernel comfortable place to study. t3
department. moved to the basement of the Jour- '7
The college is one of the few nalism Building this year.
academic units in the University for However, a lack of funds prevented A H de ”ment hrced to cm 9 absses
which student interest has grown in both moves from taking place, and
the past few years, said Herbert telecommunications was forced to
Drennon, dean of the College of stay in McVey Hall. W And next semester, funds for part— be.“ Money-saving alternatives in The department has had monetary
Communications. “There were some renovation Reporter time faculty could be eliminated clude cutting more courses and difficulties for some time, Thar-sing , .
“Most other colleges on campus funds (for McVey) but these are altogether, Tharsiiig said. This could limiting enrollment and majors in the said. UK has not increased its budget 1
have either grown or declined one now in limbo," Donohue said. m——~——-— result in the closing of several crucial department of fine arts, he said. to meet inflationary needs since 1979. P23; ‘.
' or two percent (in the past few Drennon said the University , , beginning level and studiocoursesfor Art studio courses werethehardest Therefore, a large financial burden ’5:
years).The year before last. enroll- should consider giving telecom- N‘he courSes offered by the hhe the spring semester. hit because of their usually low enroll- has been placed upon arts students in
ment (intheCollege of Communica- munications more money. arts department were canceled Faced with money problems both merit sections. normally scheduled the form of higher lab and studio fees.
tions) was up a; percent. Last year However, he believes “it will bedif— because there was not enough money now and in the future, Tharsing said for individualized attention. Thar-sing said the department :f
‘ _ it was up 17 percent, and this year it ficult to do, and we can‘t do it at the to pay part-time instructors, says the the department will be “trying to Lithography, art history and art has not received any new equipment
‘ will probably be up 10 to 15 per- expense of destroying other department chairman, and the Shha' determine what the next tactic will education courses were affected also. See “Art ”page 10 ,1"
' . cent," Drennon said. valuable resources. " h°h may get worse. ' '1
“The current crisis has made it He believes establishing the ApprOXimatJely ”300 was needed m
extremely difficult to respond to department was an essential step employ part-time instructors to teach I
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I Hiring enough faculty to ac- Historically, telecommunications left “hm no 9th" alter nativeJthan to y
’ l comodate telecommunications was separate, but in the late 19705 “ht them, said Robert Tharsmg, ac-
- » é students will beone of the first pro- the program was assigned to the :lhg Chghmah 0f the department 0!
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, Donohue said he hopes to attract quality 0f the program declining at ., . . who wants to try the new approach. the VA Hospital. A high percentage
’ 7 faculty “by offering them positions a time when student interest was Of our faculty, Tharsmg said. —~—~——-——~—-—~—A~~~k—— «nos is not marijuana like you‘d of patients seem to like it "
' ' - - Thirt -three students were affected .. . . '
l in a 0011989 that 15 ngowmg and has sharply accelerating and when the y . . . . buy off the street, DeSimone said. Of the more than 40 chemotherapy
. a lot of flexibmty (m teaching and revolution in communications was by the deCiSion to cancel the courses. In the fight against cancer, "It's synthesized from the same in- patients at the VA Hospital not all .
0 - : .. - - ~ but Tharsing said he believes chemothera can be a useful but .‘ n - - » . - ' -
J research) built in. beginning to have an impact on . . . . py gredients Will be partiCipating in the pot pills
. He said he has PUt Wt feelers to every aspect 0f culture,“ Drennon everyone was shifted to Similar painful weapon. Similar studies of this nature done program
, - - rto identical classes taught Dr. Phili DeSimone is willing to . . u .. - ' ~ . - .. -
. professors m the country who have said. mm?“ o . . p , in the Southeastern region have Im afraid of addiction, said a .
‘ J national reputations. Out of those “With such a significant industry atdifferent times. . . . . haveJhis chemotherapy patients “he found that the majority of patients middle—aged man who asked nottobe
who have responded, “Two or three in contemporary life we needed to Beth Hoge, a senior majoring in art marijuana to make the treatments seem to be responding very well," See "Pot," page 10 ,
. are very interested." improvetheprogram.to set it apart studio, was one Of the students af— '55 unpleasant. ”9 is chief 0t
‘ “If the budget is there I can get and to give it its own identity," he fected by the cancellations. hematology at the Veteran‘s Ad‘
them," he added. continued. “I was pretty mad at first," Hoge ministration Hospital and associate
The growth of students in the Interest in communications said. “We found 0‘" at the last chairman 0f the department 0‘ Funds recommended
department may beslowed by mak- should continue to rise, Drennon minute. _ J 3 medicine at the UK Medical Center . . 1
ing the program more rigorous and said, “so there is little risk in shif- “We were S‘mhg ‘h class and the Soon, marijuana in 8 new form n .
demanding and “by discouraging ting resources to this area." professor d‘dh't show up. We went to Will beavailableto VA patients. Mari- for tallest Ky bUIIdIn J,
: non-serious students from majoring See"Telecom," page 10 I find out where he was, and then we juana in tablets, each 5 milligrams, ' g
M found out the course was canceled." will be offered to alleviate such side .
7 LEXINGTON (AP) — An Urban The state‘s tallest building current. ,
. a e u, r mm 3 County Council committee recom- ly is the 41-story First National Bank
. mended yesterday that a $123.5 of Louisville.
. . . . . million bond issue be approved to “I didn't want to build the second-
Several options are available to dormitory residents to allewate problems a... a World c... Center that would 1...... madman mesme." we.
be the tallest building in Kentucky. son said.
By 11mg] BARR students from all over the state as Fortunately for the student whose students, said students who are hav- The matter now goes to the full The proposed structure would in-
l Reporter well 85 the country are assigned personality conflicts with that of ing roommate problems should first council for consideration and later to elude an 850-car garage, glass
- i “unknown"roommates. his/her roommate, the University has talk to their floor resident adviser. If the state Industrial Revenue Bond elevators, a lobby of shops and
. 5 —~—————~——~r———~—— Fr J] the] J t'b] J mediators who can sometimes solve the RA decides the conflict is valid Oversight Committee. restaurants, a landscaped ”"999
l .. . ,. equen y, eas compa ' 89 these problems, and also provide enough for switching, he/she will con. The council‘s bond review commit- and up to 586.000 square feet of office
( 3 .Oh no, my roommate s a preppy, all posSible people end up together m policies for changing roommates sult the dorm‘s head resident. tee voted 4-0 with two abstentiors to space.
' t wailed one dissatisfiedJstudent as she a dorm room —. smokers “nth non- . . . “We like to resolve these problems recommend approval of developer Wilkinson's application to the hex-
unpacked her collection of AC-DC smokers, alcoholics With teetotalJers, when differences in Personality are at the head rosi dent level," Pond Wallace Wilkinson's proposal. ington Economic Development Com— '
- albums. . . . the devoutly ”“8qu “nth the Blble' ‘00 great to overcome. , said. The head resident will then act Wilkinson said a negative vote by mission estimated the building would
J . Problems ineVitably arise when unconscwus. Rosemary Pond, associate dean 0f as mediator for the two parties con- the committee would have killed the cost $77 million to develop, three '
' cerned. However, if the conflict re- project, Conventional financing years to build and $1.2 million a year .
‘ ' mains unsolved. he/she will arrange would have been timeconsuming and tooperate after itopens in 1&5. :
" ' _ _ for new living accommodations. competitors have recently emerged, It also said 95 percent of the city‘s :
‘ _____- x. <._-:' —= _ s ‘ ‘ __. —— .j ; But many times it is not that sim- he said. office space in February 1900 was oc-
,_... " fl g " ple.“We are so tight on housing,“ Energy centers are being con~ cupied and that the area can absorb ‘
J ‘ Pond said sidered in Louisville and Knoxville. 760.0005qu feet everythreeyears.
: ~ ' \‘ There just may not be another room Tenn. Wilkinson said. and West The application said the center has J
J - . available. Also. finding a person will~ Virginia Gov, Jay Rockefeller is toya "preliminary commitments“ for 88 to 9
~ 5": ing to accept a roommate who has ing with the idea in his state. 40 percent of its space and neetk 315.1 5
I h ' ‘ already had conflicts can be difficult. Wilkinson's proposed structure million in rent to support the 25-year f . .
. ' . Pond said “Who wants a dud'?" she would be 50 stories of concrete and bondissue. J. J
‘ I added. black glass on 1.26 acres nowoc- Wilkinson said Wednesday that six ” "
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I f ‘ ‘ ' ' Tomorrow is the day that many students That’s enough rehashing of a two-month-old . . . In a PIE-game ‘Wi’eer ew +Oday,

-' have been anticipating. story. It’s sufficient to say that the whole 9.“ I»:

, The return of tailgate parties pre- and post- episode was an embarrassment to University Gov JOh Y B 0 313* Ed “1 + h h ,
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~ ‘ i game celebrations throughout Lexington, a officials, the football coaching staff and n r n a e as \ o,
_ ‘ l chance to review the performances of some Wildcat fans and, more importantly, +0 d OF fhe ' Id ,I, .‘e d ’ n
‘ highly publicized recruits, the opportunity to distracted public attention from budgetary grown "-6 W1 Ca mascot) an _

. ' ' erase memories of several embarrassing decisions being made by the Brown ad- 0 B i ft
losses during the past few seasons - yes, ministration. 5013365 ed 'l'he mar qu'e 83 l. 2
tomorrow’s 1:30 kickoff will usher in a new Although Brown’s actions were incorrect, l

' ‘ Wildcat football season. some of his reasons, however, are worthy of as ° 1,] 1 fr]- C ad.‘ Ha l b
» This year’s squad features many proven thought. The governor claimed the University a POSS! C re? aceme 0 O h - c
veterans, some considered among the top in had been degraded by off-the-field incidents _ . it
the Southeastern Conference, and several in- occurring during Curci’s reign here. 6‘er! a 0““ hd‘i‘ be reacha’ & We’d: C
. experienced players in starting roles, and it It has. The incidents, which involve dif- n
will be facing most of the top teams in the ferent players being arrested on sucha varie- 7 . _ ‘ ' l,
. southeastern United States But this is nothing ty of charges as public intoxication. burglary a

new — each year’s team is described in this and rape, have not oniy created a poor public

- manner. image, hill more importantly have resulted in .
. . a poor relationship between football players e
, The difference this year is the amount of and other students. n
. pressure being brought to bear — not so much Most people do not agree with the adage o
;- on the players but on head coach Fran Curci. “bOYS willbeboyS"which Curci has applied to Si
: For those students who had more productive these incidents. Students and fans do not have i ' C
. ways or spending their summer leisure tune the right to demand that their team he an an- s:
than to read of such Juvenile gomgs-on, the J u- nual contender for the conference champion- iii:;‘52%afissizisisisisisiiiési a

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’ Assocmtlon on a belief that “8 losmg team for threaten the safety of Lexington residents. 1
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- professmnal coach George Allen. possess mature habits before enrolling here. :"
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ll — The World AccordingtoGarp From the slat? it mUSl bestated our absurdity. The character’s bomb is almost always followed by Scipio Africanus heain’t, but the
i; that ‘10“ m ‘5 a he.” 0‘ mme- He thoughts, ambitions, and fears are the warmth of a hug. “Only an oaf or second the aircraft carrier Nimitz
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‘ life not so serious. both technically perfect and 1m' how normal we seem in comparison. novel as eager and bumptious and had the pilot in charge of shooting
— The Hotel New Hampshire aglnatlvely wonderful. He can 8° to or as R.Z. Sheppard wrote in Time, cuddly," wrote Eliot Fremont-Smith down the Libyan airplanes on the does he think he's back with his 9
U extremes to prove a pomt or make the His ( Irving’s) world is really the in The Village Voice. television shows. models in the movie studio? 5
;. Three years ago The World Accor- reader uncomfortable, yet make it all world according to nearly everyone.” But what separates Irving’s Far from resembling the great In Washington. it “'88 Walled I l
5 ding to Garp was a book that begged seem universal. Above .8". his Simply, Garpisa great book. characters from those of other Roman general who made that that the decision to put the fleet in l
, g attention. It received more than just strength 53 fertile, unusual imagma- The Hotel New Hampshire, mean- novelists is their commitments. They part of the world his, the chap in theGulfof Sidra was Admiral Ron-
‘ is; casual scrutiny. however. It earned lth- (I knew that l“ Icould'render while. is a wonderful book. It bounces discover how the world works and the blue naval uniform was your nie’s personal one. Whilethepresi-
g undying affection from a large legion any sentence l 00““ imagine Irvmg many of Irving's old reliables (bears, still refuse mpg The world of Irv- ordinary cookie cutter type who dent pushes his toy boats around
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