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omputers have plugs and
ports, but nobody is
really sure of their
gender. Other
technological marvels,
such as cars and boats,
have long been
referred to by their
male owners as
“she's." In the debate
to determine
computers’ gender,
two basic theories
have been proposed by
brilliant scientists at
the University Of
Extremely Unimportant
Research. They are:

op 10 Reasons Computers ,

are Male

IO. They have a lot of

data, but are still
clueless.

. A better model is
always iust around the
corner.

8. They look nice and

shiny, until you bring
them home.

. It is always necessary
to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you

say if you push the
right buttons.

5. The best part of having

either one is the

games you can play.

4. To get their attention,
you have to turn them
on.

3. The lights are on but
nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock
them out for the night.

I. Size does matter

Top to Reasons Compilers
must be Female: (For
those who don’t know
what a compiler is. it
compiles computer
programs.)

to. Picky, picky, picky.

9. They hear what you
say, but not what you
mean.

8. Beauty is only shell
deep.

7. When you ask what's
wrong, they say,
"Nothing."

6. Can produce incorrect
results with alarming
speed.

5. Always turning simple
statements into big
productions.

4. Small talk is important.

3. You do the same thing

for years, and suddenly

it's wrong.

2. They make you take the

garbage out.

I. Miss a period and they
go wild.

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person to lie appointed chairman
when the Senate unanimously cori-

Stuens,faculy say it was only a matter of time before
an accident occurred at a favorite short cut/parking lot.

By Nick Tomecek

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'I no ‘.t‘llll‘li‘.S collided 'l‘uesday night
in the iniployee p it king lot lie tween
.\Ie nioi ii. ‘(olise um and Ill: l/.L‘I‘ llall.

.\i cording to the police reports, one
vehicle was traveling north in the park-
ing lot and another east through the lot.
Hot}: thought they had the right of way
it - rinsi-
It'JIl'lli' control (lt‘\ Ices In the parking lot.
students say,

I‘tirr'eiitly. there are painted stop
signs on the concrete in Memorial (‘oli-

at what appears to he a lack of

seuni parking lot. But similar signs in
the employee lot next to Blazer llall do
not exist. Many students said there
should lie stop signs controlling traffic
iii and otit ol‘the lot.

“I don‘t know it‘ it would work. but
sortie people would at least pay atten-
tion." said Seth White. an architecture
junior.
having the opening coming across. have
one opening on the other end."

The parking lot is not the only traf-
t‘ic problem on campus. Students say
cars coniriionly speed down Martin
Luther King Boulevard. causing numer-

tional security
new millennium."

"You would think that instead of

strategy for the

Ilesch said

sh waiting to happen?

A collision in
the employee
parking lot
between
Memorial
Coliseum and
Blazer Hall
Tuesday leaves
many students
wondering
about the
safety of some
parking lots on
campus.

NICK tontctit
| KT‘WE‘. STAFF

oris problems. education
senior Renee .ltirnper said.

"They at least need to reduce the
speed limit on Martin l.uther King
Bouleyard." she said. ”hecause cars
tome speeding through there and can't
see students or parked cars.“

The parking lot also presents itselt
as a cut-through for those wanting to
avoid the "No turn on red" sign at the
corner oI~ Euclid Avenue arid Martin
Luther King Boulevard.

Drivers who do not pay attention
when using the parking lot as a cut-
through also iik students “'lts very
h 1rd to see things in the parking lot and
people (II we re ally I': ist.‘ said Kathei ine
l’inero. an undecided sophomore.

I'K Parking and ’l‘i‘ansportatioti ()t‘»
Iicials declined conirrient.

option...

Students had
the opportunity
to nail a pseu-
do-Tonnossoe
Vol with toma-
toes It yester-
day's Tomato
Toss, held In
front of the Kir-
nan-ﬂooding
Complex Com-
mons. Arrow
101.5': disc
jockey Fish
donned the uni-
form to support
the Big Blue
Crush llood
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come to UK ; Cats

defeat
Quakers

UK takes NIT opener on
play of Camara, Stone

moves like lan—
guages in the first
half of UK's pre-

By Adam _Spa_riv_
SPORTSOAILY— EDI—TOR

How do you
say youth and in-
experience in
Swahili?

UK sophomore
Jules Camara
could tell you.
though none of his
teammates would
understand. And
after UK‘s 67-50
win over Pennsyl-
vania last night.
Camara probably

season NIT opener
over Pennsylvania
last night in Rupp
Arena. Camara,
Known for his
arsenal of seven
different tongues.
(‘amara scored
four early buckets
as he and the rest
of his class poured
in 21 0f UK's 32
ﬁrst~half points.
Penn, which
started four 50-

wouldn't either. niors. was held to
The Wildcat SODhO~ just 31 percent
more ﬂashed See HOOPS on 4

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Choir tunes
hrﬁgmg

The American Choral Director's
convention wants UK's singers

By Leigh Ann Carrier

CONTRIBUTING WRITER

'l'he l'K Women‘s (‘hoir is working hard
to prepare for the American (‘horal Director‘s
.»\ssociatiori southern division convention.

“We will have intense rehearsals. twice a
week. an hour each session. It is an on-going
process of making ourselves better." said .ln
lia (iiireath. a member ot‘tlic choir and .t Inn
sic education sophomore

The choir is one ot‘t'onr college choirs that
will perform at the convention. The group. di-
rected by Lori lletzel. was chosen from li'ill
choirs that sent in anonymous tapes to the
committee.

The committee accepted the choir Iiased
on its accuracy in rhythm and pitch. unitica
tion of voices. proper diction and its sense ot
musicality and interpretation.

(lilreath. a member ot. the choir. said the
process is competitive. and that she considers
the opportunity an honor.

“It is a huge honor to be nominated." she
said. "The music department is doing good by

See CHOIR on 2

SEASONIQ (EDIE

Students help
toy drive play

Toys for Tots: A good way to
share fun dolls and gadgets.

By Ahenewa El-Amin Thompson
CONTBIBUTINC WRITER

'Toys for Tots. an atom i] drive that pro
yides needy children with toys for the holi
days is getting sortie help from I K students
this year

The Semper Fi Society. a student orgmi
zation that promotes brotherhood. cama

raderie and an understanding of the history
of the Marine (orps. has initiated the first
cariipusw ide Toy s for Tots campaign

“The Semper Fi Society has not been on
campus since 199:1' said Marine Lorps ( pl.
Kent Fletcher Semper Fi president and soci-
ology senior. ‘So this is a great way to do

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The Low-down

Sometimes
things
have a
way of

slipping
in and
then slip-
ping out,”

Irent Lott,
R~Miss., Senate
Majority Leader,

as Congress
scrambled yes-
terday to finish
its business for
the year.

Lenny hits St. Croix

CHRISTIANSTED, US. Virgin Islands _
Hurricane Lenny‘s winds climbed to 150 mph
yesterday. after its ﬁrst gusts and rains ripped off
roofs. hurled boats onto shore and ﬂooded homes
with up to a foot of water as it roared toward the
Virgin Islands. St. Croix and the British Virgin
Islands were expected to bear the brunt of the
storm. Officials warned that the storm could
spawn tornadoes and drench the islands with up
to 15 inches of rain. The Category 4 hurricane,
which is capable of extreme damage, was about
20 miles south of St. Croix yesterday afternoon,
heading northeast at 12 mph.

EgyptAir evidence described

WASHINGTON - A relief co-pilot alone in
the EgyptAir cockpit said “I made my decision
now: I put my faith in God’s hands" just before
the jetliner began its fatal plunge, ofﬁcials close
to the investigation said yesterday. Moments af-
ter the plane began to dive, the pilot returned to
struggle - futilely - to pull out. As Egyptian offi-
cials won time to send their own experts to re-
view the cockpit voice recorder tape, a federal
law enforcement official and other sources close
to the investigation described the evidence yes-
terday that led the United States to the verge of
putting the FBI in charge of the inquiry as a po-
tential criminal matter.

Clinton's focus: Chechnya

ISTANBUL. Turkey ,- President Clinton. on
the eve of a summit of 54 world leaders. staked
out ground yesterday for a showdown with Boris
Yeltsin over Russia’s military crackdown in
Chechnya and the growing toll of civilian casual-
ties. But the Russian leader made clear he was
not interested in being lectured, saying his col~
leagues should curb their outrage or risk failure
of their talks. Despite Yeltsin‘s defiant stand.
Clinton and other leaders intend to use the two-
day summit to express deep concern about civil-
ian losses caused by Russian air and ground as-
saults in the breakaway republic, National Secu-
rity Adviser Sandy Berger said.

Gore and Bradey: close race

HAMDEN, Conn. u A new poll shows Vice
President Al Gore reversing his slide against Bill
Bradley in the race for the Democratic presiden-
tial nomination in New Hampshire. The Quin-

OW TOP: Faith
Hill injected
some fresh air
into the 0.5.
pop charts
Wednesday as
her new album,
‘Breathe,’
debuted at No. i
with a record
sum for the
country singer.

TROUBLE:
British roclt
star Elton John
nearly canceled
a concert in the
western
Canadian city of
Winnipeg this
week after an
apparent wran-
gle with cus-
toms officials,
local media
reported
Wednesday.
Newspapers
said Canada
Customs
cleared the star
in 10 minutes
but toolt two
hours to
process his
five-person
entourage -
leading the star
to threaten
cancellation and
forcing the
city's openly
gay mayor, Glen
Murray. to step
in and calm the
waters.

nipiac College poll released today had Gore and
Bradley in a statistical tie. Gore had 44 percent
support compared to Bradley‘s 41 percent - a dif-
ference that falls within the poll‘s margin of er-
ror of plus or minus 5 percentage points. This
was the first time since July that Gore‘s slide had
reversed among New Hampshire Democrats. A
poll conducted last month showed Bradley with a
slight lead. 43 percent to 36 percent.

Senate studies Waco clues

WASHINGTON ,, Over objections from De-
mocrats. the Senate Judiciary Committee ap-
proved subpoenas today for dozens of officials
and thousands of documents relating to the Waco
siege and other Justice Department controver-
sies. Democratic senators complained particular-
ly that the information and testimony regarding
the fiery end of the Branch Davidian compound
in 1993 would impede the separate investigation
of the same matter by former Sen. John Dan-
forth, who was appointed by Attorney General
Janet Reno.

Priceline.com: 3 more airlines

CHICAGO H In the airline industry’s latest
aggressive thrust into cyberspace. three more
US. carriers have joined Priceline.com. giving a
big boost to the name-your-own-price Internet
ticket service. The endorsement yesterday by
United Airlines, American Airlines and US Air-
ways means that nearly all major domestic air-
lines now sell seats through the service. The
move also doubles the number of seats Priceline
can sell.

Dow Closes Down 49.24

NEW YORK Stocks slipped yesterday as
investors locked in proﬁts from yesterday‘s rally
while clinging to fears that the Federal Reserve's
latest interest rate increase won‘t slow the na-
tion‘s rapid economic growth. At the close of
trading on Wall Street, the Dow Jones industrial
average was down 49.24 at 10,883.09. Declining is-
sues outnumbered advancers on the NYSE 1,867-
1,222. The Nasdaq composite index closed down
24.12 at 3,271.40.

Lewis Wants To Fight Tyson

NEW YORK W Lennox Lewis is eager to de-
fend his undisputed heavyweight title against
Mike Tyson because “it is the most exciting ﬁght
out there." “He has that drawing ability," Lewis
said yesterday. A Lewis-Tyson fight is far from
imminent. though, according to Lou DiBeIIa,
who heads boxing for HBO. “The end of next year
at the earliest." he said.

-
CHOIR

Continued from page Al

growing and making them-
selves known."

Kellie Moses. assistant stu-
dent conductor of the women‘s
choir and a music education
junior, agreed. Moses said it‘s
tough to get chosen because so
many choirs compete, and any
choir can send in a tape.

Preparation for the choir
consists of the selection and
rehearsal of pieces for perfor-
mance. This process includes
sight-singing the piece once,
then breaking it down into sec—
tions where the groups work
on notes and phrasing. After

that. they add the text and
work on the emotional quality
of the song.

Moses said she thinks the
convention will be a good ex-
perience for the choir mem-
bers. “I think we are going to
learn how to work together as
a team toward a common
goal,” she said.

Gilreath said she is look-
ing forward to performing as
well as listening to the other
choirs.

“It will be awesome to
hear the others to see what
they are doing and to learn
new things, musical interpre-
tations," she said. “And it will
show us what you need to as-
pire to, to broaden our direct-
ing ability."

—
TOYS

Continued from page A1

something for the children in
the community and to make
students aware of what we are
all about."

Although UK has never
participated in the drive be-
fore. the Semper Fi Society
predicts students will be sup-
portive. “We have well over
25,000 students, so UK has a
chance to touch the lives of
many children this holiday
season,“ Fletcher said.

While Georgetown College
and Transylvania University
compete with each other to see
which campus will give the
most toys, Fletcher said UK
would have too much of a size
advantage to compete with
them.

Instead, Fletcher and oth-
ers said they hope the different
student organizations on cam-
pus will compete with each
other. Already, several organi-
zations have expressed inter-
est in helping with the drive,
Fletcher said. On Monday, the
staff of the Student Organiza-

tion Center gave 35 toys to
kick off the drive.

“This is a great way to
give back to our community
and to fulﬁll our philanthropy
pledge," says Carrie Hayden,
health administration senior
and president of Chi Omega
sorority. Members of her
sorority will donate toys and
money for the drive.

There are several drop-off
sites around the University:
the Commons Market, William
T. Young Library, the Student
Center and all residence halls.

Drop off

For more information on
how you can donate toys or
money, call Kent Fletcher, presi-
dent of the Semper Fi Society. at
254-6566; or e-mail

Drop-off locations include
Commons Market. William T.
Young Library. and all the resi-
dence halls.

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Councﬂ:

Many states already require college-bound
students to have two years of foreign language

By Chris Markus
surrwrur—rni—M' V

The Council on Post-
secondary Education is
hoping to raise the bar
of the admissions
process at UK and other
state schools.

The council held a
public forum Tuesday
night where they recom-
mended legislation that
would add two years of
foreign language study
to the requirements for
admission to the Ken-
tucky‘s four- year c01-
leges and universities.

“UK is the only one of
its benchmark schools
that does not currently
require two years of a
foreign language before
entering the university,”
said Linda Worley, asso—
ciate professor of Ger-
man. Worley also said
that over half of UK’s
benchmarks recommend
three or four years of a
foreign language before
entering the school.

The legislation. if
passed. will become ef~
fective with the Ken-
tucky high school gradu-
ating class of 2004.

This does not mean
that a high school stu-
dent will have to take
two years of a foreign
language to earn a diplo-
ma, but it does mean
that they will have to
take two years of a for—
eign language in order
to be accepted into a
state-funded four year
college or university.

One interesting as-
pect of language was
brought to the table at
the forum. The question
was raised as to whether
or not sign language
would count as a foreign
language for college
bound students. The
Council admitted that
they had not previously
considered the option
but thought that it was a
good idea and said that
they would look into it.

The Council praised
public schools that are
already improving their
foreign language pro
grams to prepare their
students for postsec-
ondary education. They
particularly mentioned
Maxwell Elementary in
Lexington, whose Span-
ish Immersion program
introduces foreign lan-
guage to students at a
young age.

“Learning a foreign

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more foreign language in high schools

language early in life is
more effective than later
in life. according to the
research that I’ve read.“
said Elisabeth Zinser.
Chancellor of UK.

Although the council
is just now beginning to
push legislation that
would require two years
of foreign language prior
to college admission, the
amount of students ap-
plying to UK affected by
the proposed legislation
would be minimal.
Zinser approximated
that 90 percent of UK ap-
plicants already have
two years of foreign lan-
guage under their belt.

“When you learn a

foreign language you are
preparing for the new
globalized marketplace.
It is valuable for eco-
nomic and workforce de-
velopment.” said Daniel
Rabuzzi. senior associ-
ate for academic affairs.
pointed out the benefits
Of knowing a non-native
language.

WALKAND TALK

I do not
think this
is a bad

' A idea because it will
help students to experi-
ence diversity When
they get to college.”

— Amanda Creelunmore,

ournalism freshman

“Taking
language
classes in

high school was

required for me to get
into the Honors

Program.”

- Georgge Howard.

marketing and finance sophomore

you

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com-bound students be required
tumtwownnothnhnhmwaw?

If taking a

language is
not required
for your major then
should not have to a

language in high school to

take a

get into UK.”

— Joe Newell,
undeclared sophomore

This would
be fair
because it
can’t hurt you to
language in high
school”

— Kent Kelsch,
business management freshman

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ltand up for America!!!

Give those l-Inn vermin a piece of
your mind at www.11ve36’5.co-I

he sure to stuli' cotton in your-ears
(And DON'T look directly at the
monitor) .

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Regular radio plays
over and has big blocks oi co-er-

cials to break everything up. There's no
way you can listen to it for any extended

, ’I\As this confidential document clearly,r
shows, Live365.com's Internet radio scheme
just may be the brainchild of the Freemasons

(the government behind the government).

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Live365.com is many
times more powerful
than regular radiollllilll

the same nusic over and

period.

Live365.cc-. on the other hand, has a
ungodly amount of stations with some-
thing tor everyone. Any time, day or night.
even let you broadcast your

own radio. With no license and no rules.

Plus.

they

Drobahility of moral
decay??? iootrn

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citizens against 1

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casters and listeners alike.
mu, can you think or any other
place where everything is free?
Say, Russia for example! I I!

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M"'I..ive365.coau begins with the
word live and live spelled
backwards is evil!!!

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That’s right, pure evil 365 days

a year. And don't even get us

started on the “can" pert.

Can you say Audio “nation!!!
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